Don't call me Master, call me Director

"Yes, director."

Although the margin was very small, Arturia did indeed smile.

Shinji, who was about to pick up the coffee again, was stunned, and he just maintained the posture of holding the coffee cup.

"It's such a terrifying charm, I was almost intoxicated. This proud knight is indeed very valuable for strategy."

Shinji muttered softly.

"Speaking of it... this should be a real performance, let the actors play themselves. If it is feasible, let's promote this to the entire crew."

Usually the so-called true-color performance refers to an actor performing a role that is very similar to himself in reality. Such a role can give the audience the most natural feeling. Tony Stark played by Robert Downey Jr. is the best example.

But in the FSN crew, every main actor plays their own in the parallel world, don't force them to perform, let them perform the most authentic self, on the contrary, it will be more brilliant than what is required.

"As expected of the elder brother that I am proud of, he is a complete genius."

Sakura praised sincerely.

Second Master Shen puffed out his chest proudly: "Of course, you don't even look at who your brother is."

Unexpectedly, Sakura's face darkened in an instant: "Indeed, as expected of the famous playboy in the Clock Tower, he seduces girls so naturally, there is no sense of disobedience at all."

"Wait! What are you doing, Sakura?"

Shinji's eyelids fluttered wildly.

It turned out that before she knew it, Sakura had put too much sugar cubes in Shen Er's cup, and the undissolved sugar cubes piled up in the cup like a pyramid.

"Brother's mouth is so sweet, he must like sweet things very much. Come on, eat more candy, so as not to tease Saber later, the mouth is not sweet enough."

"Damn girl, do you want to kill your brother?"

Chapter 4 Einzbern Castle in the Mountains

After Shinji came up with the idea of ​​using a teleprompter to help the actors speak their lines, the next few days of filming became a little easier.

Unfortunately, only a little bit.

The actor said that the smoothness of the lines cannot cover up various other problems in the FSN crew.

We must know that film is a comprehensive art, and the filming process is also composed of many aspects.

In addition to lines, problems in details such as positioning, lighting, sound effects, etc. will eventually affect the video shot by the camera.

Apart from the fact that this is Shen Er's first film and his own lack of experience is the main reason that will lead to these problems, there are a few individual positions in the entire FSN crew, and most of the members are amateurs is also an important factor.

There was no other way for Shen Erye, after all, the filming location was in his hometown, Fuyuki City, which was far away from Tokyo, Kyoto and other cities with developed film and television industries.

Except for long-term employed photographers and lighting engineers who are willing to come to Fuyuki City, some fragmentary and low-paying jobs can only be found by local people.

Although the entire crew is full of rookies, the advantage is that the cost of hiring is cheap and does not need to cost too much.

But the overall performance of the crew can only be said to be a concrete demonstration of the phrase "you get what you pay for".

Fortunately, commercial films like FSN have relatively simple requirements for literary dramas. Because of the presence of heroic spirits in the action scenes, Shen Er only needs to consider camera work and post-editing.

So even though the production crew didn't operate very smoothly, Erye Shen took everyone to finish the movie bit by bit.

However, in the past few days, Shen Er has also fully realized the truth that watching movies and learning to make movies is one thing, but making movies by himself is another.

The gap between the two is not to say very close, at least it is as big as the cup gap between Artoria Saber and Artoria Lancer.

Despite the many difficulties encountered, Shen Er never thought of giving up the film.

It is impossible to give up now, and Shen Erye has already invested nearly a million dollars in this movie alone.Not to mention the various additional investments he has made to enter the film and television industry over the years. The money in this money belongs to both the Matou family and other magic families that he cooperates with.

If Second Master Shen really gave up, those magic families who had bet on him guaranteed to tear him to pieces.

However, although Shen Er is determined to continue, it is inevitable that the performance of the crew will make him depressed.

In fact, there is another person who is as depressed as Shen Er, and that is the owner of Wei Gongzhai, Shen Er Lord's friend Wei Gong Shirou.

In order to save the cost of the set, Shen Erye decided to use "real scene" shooting, which led to the entire Wei Palace House being almost occupied by the crew.

When Shinji and Shirou talked about it, Shirou thought that the filming would be finished in about a week, but the crew worked back and forth for several weeks.

Although the crew members don't live in Emiya's house, a lot of shooting equipment and props are piled up in the house, leaving only a little space for activities in the originally spacious home.

Shirou got up one night to go to the toilet, but was so scared by his own bloodied corpse in the corridor that he almost didn't even need to go to the toilet.

After Shirou turned on the light, he realized that it was a model used for shooting instead of himself.

"Shinji, can't you let them put away the props?"

The next day, Shirou complained to Shinji.

Shen Er innocently shrugged his shoulders: "No way, that thing can't be folded and put away, there will be traces."

"Really, if I didn't have to go to school, I would go to the mountains to live with my father and the others."

Because filming would take up space, Emiya Kiritsugu, the chicken thief, followed his wife Irisviel to the Einzbern Castle in the mountains to live a two-person world.

Shirou rubbed his temples and said, "Fortunately, Illya is staying at a classmate's house these days, otherwise she would have been scared and cried."

Recalling the little silver-haired devil in his memory, Shen Er grinned involuntarily.

"No, I think she might rush up and kick her."

"It's also possible..." Thinking of how naughty his sister is, Shirou nodded in agreement.

"But you don't have to envy your father." Shinji patted Shirou's shoulder with one hand, and gave a thumbs up with the other, "After the filming here is over, I will go to destroy Einzbern Castle in the mountains."

"That... please be merciful."

Seeing Haruyou's high spirits, Shirou couldn't help but drop a drop of cold sweat on his temples.

Fortunately, although Wei Gongzhai is an important plot location in the movie, there are not too many shots.

After a few more days of tossing here, Shen Er finally ended the filming here, and led the team into the mountains of Fuyuki City to harm the castle of the big local tycoon.

"It's here, it's here."

Three vans and two small buses stopped at the gate of Einzbern Castle.

Shen Er was the first one to jump off the bus. He greeted directly and loudly: "Hurry up and unload the car, and try to take a set of shots before the sun goes down to see the effect!"

So King Arthur Artoria, Medusa the Gorgon, Cu Chulainn the Bulldog, and Hercules the Great Hero now have a new identity—the stevedore.

Shen Er discovered another advantage of finding Ying Ling as an actor, that is, he can serve as free labor for the crew.

Don't look at these heroic spirits who can't fight the Holy Grail War, but compared to the physique of ordinary people, it is really leveraged.It's not a problem to move things and do heavy work.

"Let Heroic Spirit carry things, Shinji-kun, you really know how to make new tricks."

Irisviel, who stood at the gate of the castle to welcome the heroic spirits carrying things in and out, joked with a smile.

"I can't help it, you're thrifty and housekeeping~"

Shinji replied with a smile.

"Shinji, long time no see."

Emiya Kiritsugu Asa Shinji nodded, as a greeting.

"Uncle Emiya, hello."

Shinji stretched out his hand to Kiritsugu, and greeted him very politely.

Snapped.

Kiritsugu held onto Shinji's hand.But while shaking hands, Kiritsugu whispered a warning in Shinji's ear.

"Shinji, you'd better pay attention to something." Kiritsugu warned, "Work is work, you'd better keep a distance from Illya in normal times."

"I know... I know."

The corner of Shen Er's mouth twitched slightly, and the expression on his face was a little stiff.

Although Second Lord Shen himself had no intention of attacking Illya, but the words came out of Kiritsugu's mouth.

【Uncle Kiritsugu, you, the guy who abducted his employer and eloped, is not qualified to say this.Have you forgotten how you got your wife? 】

Shen Er kept muttering in his heart.

Because of the mysterious decline, the Einzbern family's artificial human technology is not as powerful as Shen Erye remembers, and it is impossible to achieve the level of normal human-like activities.

In this world, Irisviel's identity is the true eldest daughter of the Einzbern family, and she also has the identity of the family heir.

It stands to reason that in this time and space when the Fuyuki Holy Grail War is not held, Irisviel and Emiya Kiritsugu should have no chance to meet.

But the story that happened in Wei Gong's family made Shen Erye have to sincerely praise "Fate is too wonderful~".

Eleven years ago, when Irisviel went out for an event, the Einzbern family hired Emiya Kiritsugu, who was a mercenary at the time, as a bodyguard.

It was really a fateful marriage. In a few days, Irisviel fell in love with this magician mercenary and eloped with him, and was chased by the Einzbern family to Japan.

In the end, after an epic love defense battle, Emiya Kiritsugu finally entered the Einzbern family, married Bai Fumi, and reached the pinnacle of life.

By the way, just to make a complaint, as far as Shen Er knows.Emiya Kiritsugu adopted the young orphan Shirou because at that time Kiritsugu thought that he would be single for the rest of his life, so he planned to raise Shirou to prevent his old age.

As a result, less than a year after adopting Shirou, Kiritsugu eloped with Irisviel.

This made Shen Er have to lament the strong inertia of restraint, which makes people have to admire.

"Sure enough, things like fate are really amazing."

Shinji muttered softly.

Fortunately, Kiritsugu only heard about Shinji's tough record in the Clock Tower, and was afraid that this guy would do something out of the ordinary.

After warning Shinji, Kiritsugu no longer cared about him, but went to greet the rest of the crew with Irisviel.

But some people are not ready to let Shen Er go like this.

"Humph."

Just as Shen Er was about to direct the set, he heard a sarcastic sneer behind him.

"Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles. Even Uncle Wei Gong knows about your mess in the clock tower."

Shinji looked back and found a red twintail demon who was laughing and mocking him with his elbows folded.

Chapter 5 Tohsaka · Eternal Mechanical Idiot · Rin

She wears a red top and a winter beige coat. The slender waist makes people feel affectionate. Under the black skirt are her tight legs wrapped in black silk.

The shoulder-length black hair was tied into a simple and capable double ponytail, and her beautiful face was still radiant even in the dry winter.

Let anyone judge the score, this girl with double ponytails can score a high score of over 90, and the only deductible item is the girl's underdeveloped chest.

There is no doubt that she is Miss Tohsaka Rin, one of the three major heroines of FSN.

"Hmph ~ Shen Er." Rin crossed his arms and looked at Shen Er with a sneer, "Even Uncle Emiya knew about your shitty things in the clock tower, and you're not ashamed."

The corner of Shen Erye's mouth twitched when he was being questioned, a sly gleam suddenly flashed in his eyes, as if he remembered something interesting.

"Hey, isn't this the machine idiot known as Fuyuki, who can make the machine explode with just a touch of the hand, the self-propelled machine nemesis, the forever poor lady, the typical example of negative teaching materials, Rin-san who good children should never learn~ remember to stay away later Shooting equipment, otherwise it will add unnecessary expenses to the crew."

"..."

The long series of adjectives made everyone around black lines, and the eyes they looked at Rin became strange.

Rin's face flushed, she originally just wanted to tease Shinji with Kiritsugu's words, but she didn't expect to be directly critically attacked by the other party.

"It's not that I want the machine to explode!!"

The dizzy girl with ponytails who was hit on the head by Shen Erye let out a miserable cry.

"Oh! Brother, is this the Japanese two-person manga?"

Seeing Shen Er and Rin performing the same cross talk, the silver-haired loli next to him couldn't help but laugh.

Shirou covered his forehead with some headaches. He was already familiar with Shinji's indecency, but it was enough that the top student Rin would be paced by him.

"Illya, good boy, don't learn such boring things."

"Hey??"

Ilya bit her finger with a disappointed expression on her face.

"Hey, let's go to my parents with my brother. I haven't seen you for a few days. They should have a lot to say to us."

Shirou coaxed and deceived his sister away from this place of right and wrong.