Don't call me Master, call me Director

"Now, I want you to go to the Tohsaka house immediately."

"what do you mean......"

"For you, even facing the fortress-like enchantment of the Tohsaka family, it must be easy."

"Is this okay?" Cu Chulainn asked slightly frivolously, "You and the Tohsaka family are in an alliance."

Kotomine Kirei's tone remained flat: "You don't have to care about that. Even if you confront Archer, you don't need to be afraid."

"Hmph, actually said that there is no need to be afraid of Archer, one of the three major classes."

Kirei's eyes remained unmoved: "I'll leave it to you, quickly kill Tosaka Tokiomi."

I have to say that Kotomine Kirei's emotional voice is indeed very flavorful, and it's easy to become addicted if you listen to it too much.

If it weren't for the fact that Arturia was the core of the announcement, and that Kirei Mine only focused on mapo tofu, Shen Er, the protagonist of the original late-night gourmet drama, would have fallen in love with Kirei even more.

After all, he is a middle-aged man with a cold face, but his heart is full of ups and downs. This setting of strong contrast between the inside and the outside will give people a feeling of contrast and cuteness.

In contrast, Cu Chulainn's performance can only be regarded as mediocre, he did not bring into the role of Hassan, but gave people the feeling of Cu Chulainn of the Assassin rank.

Looking at the picture captured on the monitor, Shen Er shook his head slightly: "What are you talking about to be the protagonist, it really is still far away."

Fortunately, Zaid's role is very small, and Cu Chulainn did not show his face, and the audience will not connect the two when watching the movie.

Shen Er still cares more about the next leap of faith than his literary and opera acting skills.

In the meantime, Cu Chulainn jumped forward, spun three and a half times in mid-air, and entered the water in an extremely graceful posture.

No, it fell into the bushes.

Immediately afterwards, Cu Chulainn galloped through the bushes at an extremely fast speed, rushing towards the garden of Tohsaka House.

After easily flipping into the "wall" with a high jump, Cu Chulainn showed a contemptuous smile under the mask.

"Hmph, this kind of thing is so easy."

However, when his toes stepped on the tiles on the garden floor, ready to perform gymnastics——

boom!

Huge fireworks exploded at the foot of Cu Chulainn, bringing the first wave of art to the FZ filming set.

boom!boom!boom!

Soon more explosions followed, instantly turning Cu Chulainn's surroundings into a sea of ​​"joy".

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"You mother! Master, you really don't do anything human!"

Ten minutes later, Cu Chulainn complained to Shinji while rubbing his injured hand.

Cu Chulainn's hand was injured when Gilgamesh stabbed him at the end of filming, but this was negotiated before filming.

Cu Chulainn is complaining about Shinji setting up an explosion in the garden of "Tohsaka Mansion".

The series of explosions was not explained in advance, and Cu Chulainn was completely unprepared at the beginning.

Fortunately, Cu Chulainn can be regarded as an old actor under the second master. He was familiar with Shen Er's routines, and he quickly calmed down, and performed a more gorgeous gymnastics than planned in the explosion, and then he was caught by Gilgamesh very well. What kills.

Although the filming was successful, Cu Chulainn should still complain, otherwise it would only make Master push himself further in the future and come up with more ways to torture himself.

But facing Cu Chulainn, Shinji just shrugged his shoulders as a matter of course.

"I'm doing it for authenticity."

"There's definitely something wrong with combining realism and explosions." Cu Chulainn shook his head helplessly, "And Master, don't you think it's a bit too much this time? It's much more exaggerated than the last movie."

"This is because the styles of the two films are different." Shinji patted Cu Chulainn on the shoulder and said, "You have to keep bringing freshness to the audience, otherwise you will be abandoned by the times."

"But it feels a bit over the top."

Thinking of all kinds of big scenes in the future, Cu Chulainn always has an indescribable weirdness. It seems that FSN's script and FZ's script are not written by the same person.

Cu Chulainn's idea is of course correct. The story development styles between Ms. Mushroom and the Warrior of Love are indeed very different, and it will naturally feel awkward to put them on the same person.

In fact, if a person who doesn't understand Xingyue and Fate settings at all, let him only watch FZ and FSN's film and television works, there is a high probability that he will have a feeling that FZ's heroic spirit is better than FSN.

Only in-depth setting, the other party will suddenly realize.

Oh, it turns out that the fifth battle is much more powerful than the fourth battle.

There is such a gap because of the different writing performances of the two authors.

After all, only when the setting is fully displayed in the story can people have an intuitive feeling, otherwise the setting is just a setting on paper.

That's how the famous Xingyue joke came about - the floor tiles of Liudong Temple.

I have been hit by Mama C's light cannon, Shiny EA, and Saber's curry stick, but nothing happened to the floor tiles, which are stronger than Matthew's dining table.

After all, Mushroom and AiのWarrior are not the same type of writers.

From "Tsukihime" to "Kingdom of the Sky" and then to "FSN", it can be seen that mushrooms in that time period wrote about the secret battles of urban magicians under the rules.

And the old man...

What kind of covert warfare is going on, the bombing is over, and the people are physically cleaned up, so the secrets will naturally be kept.

The biggest battles in FSN, whether it's the confrontation of light cannons at Liudong Temple, the gem sword of Enzang Mountain, or even Saber and Shiro killing Uncle Hai seven times with one sword, are either in the remote mountains and old forests where no one visits, or in the hands of magicians. private site.

The only decisive battle between Saber and Rider that took place in the troubled area was also on the rooftop where there were no passers-by.

After all the calculations, the only things that have the most impact on ordinary people in the whole FSN third-line story are the school gas leak and a few mysterious murders.

Look at Lao Xu's FZ again, it's blowing up buildings, it's sea light guns feeling sea monsters, and there are fighter jets fighting Vimana in the sky, it's not a style of painting at all.

In Shen Er's view, the difference in style between Mushroom and Lao Xu is like the winery in the "Conan" drama and the theater version.

In the TV version, I was sneaky for fear of leaving a fingerprint. In the theater version, I directly shot the Tokyo Tower in order to kill everyone.

Of course, in terms of literary works, there is no difference in the style of the two authors, but only in different emphasis.

Some people like the mystery of mushrooms, while others like Lao Xu's frankness of big scenes.

But when it comes to film and television adaptations, it is obvious that Lao Xu's style is more popular.

After all, the pictures of film and television are different from literature. The more direct and lively, the more audiences will be favored.

On this point, Shinji had a strong feeling.

Laoxu's FZ is obviously more difficult than FSN in terms of scene scheduling, but the picture effect is better.

Chapter 52 Shen Er: Weber, the way of heaven is good for reincarnation

puff.

Accompanied by the sound of cloth being torn, the yellow spear tip sliced ​​through the body of the Sea Demon model.

"Cut! Alright, that's the end of today's shooting. Thank you for your hard work."

Shinji behind the monitor shouted in satisfaction.

"call......"

Diarmuid took a long breath, put his guns aside, and then wiped his face with a towel.

In order to pursue the authenticity of the scene, the sea monster models are filled with slime, so that when they are destroyed, the effect of real creatures being killed will appear.

It's just that in this way, it's not very friendly to actors who do it.

Diarmuid wasn't exactly a clean freak, but even he wasn't used to the slime.

"Really...huh? Master, didn't you say that the filming is over?"

Diarmuid, who was wiping his face with a towel, noticed that Shen Er was taking pictures of himself with a handheld camera.

Shen Er replied without raising his head: "The shooting of the movie is over, I'm shooting the sideshow now. With your peerless beauty, it's really okay to shoot some more material."

The treatment of Gilgamesh made Shen Er aware of the attractiveness of handsome men to female fans, and Shen Er plans to repeat the same operation in the new movie.

As a handsome man, Diarmuid has naturally become the best means for FZ movies to attract female audiences.

In fact, Shen Er wanted to launch a heroic male idol group, but his current manpower, except for Lancelot and Diarmuid, has no other candidates, and he is one short of the minimum limit of three idols.

No way, Uncle Hai is not an idol actor;

The big dog has been trained by the second master to become a comedian, so he is not suitable for being cool;

The appearance of Red A is not good enough. Although he is very handsome, he is still not as amazing as Diarmuid and Lancelot;

Little Brother Yi’s sense of existence is too low, and he belongs to the level of an invisible person. There is no difference between adding or not adding;

As far as Gilgamesh is concerned, he is thankful for being able to act honestly. If he is asked to go to a concert, I am afraid that Shen Er will be hung up with the lock of the sky.

"Really, I knew that I would have summoned Gao Wen."

Shen Er first complained, and then asked: "Speaking of which, will your mole also play a role in photos and video clips?"

"I don't know, I've never tried."

Diarmuid said that he was helpless, he really didn't know, after all, he didn't have such a thing when he was alive.

"Then let's talk about it later."

Finding that the filming was almost finished, Shinji finally put down the camera in his hand.

"Okay, now it's really over."

Shen Er handed the camera to the assistant beside him, and hooked his fingers at Diarmuid.

"Clean up quickly and follow me."

"Go? Where?"

Diarmuid asked curiously.

Shen Er grinned at Brother Brush: "Of course I'm going to pick up your Master."

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Fuyuki City, train station.

Because the Heroic Spirits couldn't leave Fuyuki City, Shinji picked them up at Fuyuki Station instead of the airport in the next city.

"I always feel a bit inconvenient." Irisviel, who came to pick up people together, complained in a low voice, "If you often have to pick up the plane in the future, do you want to build an airport in Fuyuki City?"

Shen Er said casually: "Okay, it will be more convenient for me to go to Europe and America. Does your family still have a large flat land in Fuyuki City?"

"No, no! No more!"

Before Irisviel could speak, Kiritsugu spoke first.

Kiritsugu, who knew well that his wife likes to come, refused, while pulling Irisviel away, keeping her away from Shinji.

He knew that if Shen Er kept fooling him like this, Ariel might not really want to build an airport in Fuyuki City.

It's not that the Einzbern family didn't have the money to build the airport, but no matter how rich they were, it wouldn't be such a disaster.

Seeing that he didn't succeed in fooling around, Second Master Shen shrugged his shoulders regretfully.

According to his future development plan, if Fuyuki City really develops into the world's film and television center, it really needs an airport.

But it's too early to think about it now, Shinji decided to wait until Fuyuki City's film and television production has a very high global influence.

Because Kenneth and the others had arrived in Japan to notify Shinji, so it didn't take long for everyone to see the British team coming from the exit of the station.

"I thought that nobleman would come in a private car." Diarmuid commented while pinching his chin.

"I have asked this before, but Kenneth thinks it will be more ceremonial. It's an aristocratic style that talks about ostentation."

After making some complaints softly, Shen Er took the initiative to greet Kenneth.

"Director Ken, welcome to Fuyuki City."

Saying that, Shinji extended his hand to the three leaders, Kenneth.

"Matou Shinji, we finally met in Japan this time."

Kenneth still pays great attention to his image in public, and he is not as open-minded as he is in the clock tower office.

Of course, this is just Shen Erye's own idea.In Director Ken's opinion, if Shen Er hadn't been too stupid, he wouldn't have yelled.

"Kenneth, Weber." Shen Er smiled, "When you come to Fuyuki City, you will come to your own home. When you are not filming, you can play, eat and drink at ease. Japan's water calcium does not exceed the standard. It will have absolutely no effect on your hairline."

A cross appeared on Kenneth's forehead: "Are you never done with the hair?"