Don't call me Master, call me Director

Although servants are made of magic, they are really exactly the same as ordinary people except for the characteristics of being able to transform into spirits and disappearing after death.

It hurts, it bleeds, it sweats.

Therefore, it is really a great idea to use Heroic Spirit as an actor, and Shinji really admires himself for making this decision.

Heroic Spirit is skilled in martial arts, his figure will not lose shape, his appearance will not grow old, and the filming salary will not be too expensive - as long as he is responsible for good food, lodging and pocket money.

In addition to the need to develop acting skills and endure the strange temper of the heroic spirits, on the premise of ensuring the magic power, the heroic spirits are really the perfect actors in the eyes of all film companies and crews.

"Maybe I can open a broker company for Heroic Spirits?"

Thinking of this, Second Lord Shen looked at his heroes even more eagerly.

"Shinji, you really treat them differently." Shirou complained in a low voice.

Shen Er rolled his eyes: "I am a gentleman."

"Shirou, Shen Er's nature is hard to change." Miss Rin put her hands on her chest and said teasingly, "Is it? Mr. pervert who shot all the women in the clock tower."

Shen Er argued with reason: "That's a rumor, how could I have shot at all women! I just struck up a conversation with most of the single women aged 16 to 35 in the Clock Tower!"

The corner of Rin's mouth twitched twice: "What's the difference!!"

Second Lord Shen raised a finger, and said very seriously: "Of course, if I don't shoot girls who are too young, it shows that I am not a beast. Only talking to single women shows that Second Lord, I am a pure love god of war."

"Speaking obscenely is so straightforward, Shinji, you are also amazing." Shirou was really surprised at his thick skin when he was young.

Miss Rin sighed with her forehead: "You Fuyuki City's shame, what will people say about me when people go to the Clock Tower to study in the future? Did I come from the same place as that super famous pervert?"

"If you encounter school bullying, just go to Weber, he will be happy to solve it."

"That's not what I said."

Rin's eyelids fluttered unnaturally.

"Brother, you guys seemed to be talking about flirting just now..."

Sakura suddenly appeared behind Shen Er, asking with a gloomy expression.

"Ah! Uncle Hai! Your performance just now was amazing!!"

Shen Er, who was in a cold sweat from his sister, hurried to the other side, and gave two thumbs up to Uncle Hai, who was recovering his body.

"Hmph~"

Uncle Hai raised the corners of his mouth and rubbed his nose with his thick fingers.

Although Uncle Hai is the character with the fewest lines among all the heroic actors, except for the first few lines before disappearing, it is basically all kinds of battle cries.

Perhaps it is due to the lack of strength of the spirit foundation. Uncle Hai's madness is much lower than in the FSN story setting, but this is a good thing for Shen Erye.

He is not going to fight the Holy Grail War, a sensible Hercules is the good Uncle Hai that Er Ye's crew needs.

But the second master's satisfaction with Uncle Hai doesn't stop there.

If the heroic spirits are all high-quality actor seedlings, then Uncle Hai is the best among them.

This silly muscular tumbler is undoubtedly the most obedient among all heroes.Usually sitting in the corner without saying a word, when filming, he worked hard without complaint, and Shen Er would earnestly complete any orders.

Compared to a certain dog who went out to drink at night, Kim Picka who had never heard a few words from the beginning to the end, and Miss R who ignored Shen Er all day long and just squatted in the corner to read, and that A big eater who eats more than 10 people in one meal... Uncle Hai can be said to be a model worker and heroic actor.

Even in pursuit of real effects, Uncle Hai took the initiative to spend twelve trials and cut off his arm to shoot.

Fortunately, there is no Heroic Spirit Protection Association in Xingyue World, otherwise Shen Erye's behavior of "other people give money for filming, and I will die for filming" would guarantee to be prosecuted.

It's a pity that such a simple, honest and lovely Uncle Hai can never get rid of the role of a tool man as a combat unit in Fate's story.

It's okay in the third line of FSN. Although he is a tool person to set off others, he feels oppressive anyway.By the time of FGO, Uncle Hai's Twelve Trials had really become a unit of measurement for combat power.

How to describe the awesomeness of the Luna rail gun, just kill Uncle Hai with two shots; how to express the strength of the goblin Lancelot, let Qianzicunzheng complain that he was beaten by the opponent 12 times.

Therefore, only the world where Uncle Hai is injured is complete.

Snapped.

Second Lord Shen patted Uncle Hai's waist sympathetically (he couldn't reach his shoulders).

"Uncle Hai, you have to be strong. One day, you will also have the resistance to critical strikes from swords!"

"Ah."

Hercules first glanced at Sakura in the distance, then turned his big head to his master, and gave a thumbs up.

"...Are you saying I have to be strong too?"

Uncle Hai nodded slowly.

"..."

Only the world in which Shen Erye was injured has been achieved.

Chapter 8 The Knight King Who Doesn't Understand Love

Although Uncle Hai showed Shen Er that he was so simple and honest that Er Ye felt that the other party had a dark belly, but Uncle Hai was still Er Ye's favorite heroic actor anyway.

No way, who will treat this big black guy as obedient and obedient?

Compared with the previous difficulties in shooting at Emiya House, although the shooting location of Einzbern Castle is in the deep mountains and old forests with inconvenient transportation, the overall shooting is quite smooth.

This is naturally because after a period of adjustments, the rookie crew led by Shen Er went through the initial period of confusion, and finally figured out the process and standards of filming, and gradually found some tacit understanding among the staff. , The shooting efficiency of the crew continued to improve.

Although we have encountered various problems related to props, sets, lighting, etc. during the filming, compared to the difficulty of the hell level in Emiya House, at least the production crew has been running smoothly during the time in the mountains. many.

The most important thing is that Shen Er, a director with only theory and zero experience, is improving at a very fast speed.

Although Shen Er at this time can only be regarded as an entry-level director, compared to the first rookie, now he has a bit of the demeanor of a great director.

However, as good as the filming of the Einzbern castle part went, the later filming was as bad for Shinji.

With filming near Einzbern completed, the FSN crew began to split in two.

A small number of them were taken by the crew photographers to various locations in Fuyuki City to take exterior shots.

Most of the remaining crew members and actors followed Shen Er into the studio to shoot the scenery in the studio.

There is no way for Shinji to choose this way. After all, apart from Emiya House and Einzbern Castle, the main scenes in several other movies are public places.

Although it is not impossible for the crew to rent places like schools, but it is not necessary at all.

Because when shooting the battle scene between Saber and Rider, I still have to go back to the studio to set up the scene.

We can't really let Arturia and Medusa tear down the school, right?

Although Erye Shen did have a dream of blowing up the school when he was in school in his last life, but now he has graduated from school a long time ago~

As for whether those high school students in the original Hokunhara Academy would be angry at Shen Er for giving up filming at school, which caused them not to get the vacation they could have had, Shen Erye can't care so much.

Students should study hard and don't think about holidays all day long.

Anyway, the studio shooting was indoors, and a few of the leading actors went to school during the day and filmed at night, without delaying work at all.

There was no delay in the shooting process, and the cooperation of the crew members gradually became tacit, but the progress of the filming can only be described as unsatisfactory.

The main reason is still the actors.

Even though Shen Er's requirements for actors have been lowered a lot, there are still many problems.

The most important thing is Arturia, the heroine. With the development of the plot, her role fit is slowly getting out of touch with Saber in the story.

Saber in the later stage of the Fate line is already a girl in love, and is no longer the indifferent, "unfathomable" knight king.

This made the filming of the movie difficult, because Arturia couldn't enter the state of a girl in love, to be precise, she didn't know how to enter.

There is no way, Lord Knight King has never been in love in his whole life, just like a certain blond and black undercover agent, he is the master who regards the country as his lover.

It was really embarrassing for Artoria to let this woman play the shyness of a girl in love in front of the camera.

Under Shen Er's guidance, Arturia has worked very hard to get closer to the woman who is in love, but no matter what, she can't act out that girlish feeling.

Although the performance of a strong woman pretending to be a weak girl gave Shen Er a different flavor and gave Artoria a new cuteness, but this was obviously not the original intention of Shen Er as a director.

"Cut! This still doesn't work."

In the studio, Erye Shen held up the microphone and shouted in a very helpless tone, and then he snapped his fingers at the photographer and lighting engineer.

"Come here, both of you, and we'll discuss it later."

Hearing Shinji yelling to stop, Rin and Artoria who were lying on the bed hugging each other immediately jumped up from the bed and kept their distance.

What Shinji is currently filming is the plot where the three of Shirou escaped from the castle, and Shirou replenishes Artoria's magic on the way.

"Finally paused."

"Yes."

Rin and Saber, one sitting at the head of the bed and the other at the end of the bed, kept a considerable distance, it was not at all obvious that they were flirting with each other on this dilapidated prop bed just now.

"Hey, is Master not satisfied?"

Artoria looked at Shinji who was communicating with the crew photographer there, and sighed slightly.

Because of her sister's bad memory with Guinevere, she was a little bit resistant to sticking with girls.When I was shooting just now, I always felt awkward.

Rin was also not very satisfied with this scene, she brushed her hair and snorted coldly: "Who knows what that guy Shen Er thinks, maybe he has some special hobbies."

She didn't have any negative emotions towards Saber, but Rin was still a little embarrassed to cuddle with a girl.

"Rin." Artoria asked seriously, "Do you hate Master?"

Rin paused.

"Hey? Artoria, why do you say that?"

"Because you always contradict the Master."

Hearing Artoria's plain and straightforward words, Rin was stunned.

"Well, it's better to say that I hate it than I hate it. That guy is a villain who has been fooling me and Shirou's pocket money in different ways since he was 5 years old. But..."

Speaking of this, Rinbai glanced at Shinji who was still discussing with the crew members, and slightly raised the corners of his mouth.

"It's the film obsession. This guy hasn't changed in more than ten years."

"Is that like?"

Artoria tilted her head and continued to ask.

"Hi... like it?! No... no!! How could I like him!" Rin patted the bed board and denied loudly, "Why do you ask that?"

"Because I don't know what love is?"

Artoria said a little downcastly, "Master hopes that I can act like a girl in love, but I really can't."

"Is it......"

Rin didn't know what to say, since she was a single mother, her experience in love was not much better than Artoria's.

"Ahem, do you want to read comics and novels?"

After much deliberation, Rin could only come up with such an idea.

"Comics and novels?"

"Yeah, love comics and novels, the description of love there is very delicate, I think it will help you."

Then Rin announced the names of several shoujo manga and romance novels.

"oh oh."

Artoria nodded non-stop, and wrote these down.

"Rin, you are really amazing."

"It's okay, it's not a big deal."

Rin lifted his head triumphantly.

"However, why do you know so many comics and novels, do top students even read these?"

Artoria looked curious, and asked straightforwardly as she had no idea about modern education.

"Uh...how should I put it..."

Rin, who was stopped by Artoria, became hesitant, and she didn't know how to answer.

Fortunately, Second Lord Shen came to the rescue at this time.