Don't call me Master, call me Director

Bah!Bah!Bah!

A series of blows sounded.

The double knives in Red A's hands were blown away by Cu Chulainn again and again, but no matter how many weapons were blown away, he could always take out a brand new weapon.

Because the UBW line was filmed, Shinji focused on the projection ability of Red A, allowing him to project various weapons when he was shot by Lancer.

Compared with the familiar Spiral Sword and Mo Xie, Red A has projected quite a few weapons, but there are very few opportunities to express them.

Bah!

Another long sword was thrown by the red bullet, and it hit the studio floor next to Shen Er.

"This guy Cu Chulainn, he will do this every time he gets into a fight." Shen Er complained helplessly, "I just beg him not to break the crystal ball."

Medea at the side said while fanning: "Oh, Master. You can't ask dogs to do things they can't do. Besides, even if it breaks, wouldn't there be me?"

Shen Er's answer showed the true qualities of a capitalist: "But I still feel sorry for the materials that asked you to make a new one! And it's not hot today, why are you fanning?"

Medea under the robe smiled slightly: "I am willing."

Ever since watching Hebei Bangzi's version of the play "Medea", this Greek witch is very fond of fans and carries them almost everywhere.

[Mom C wears a fan, is this the moon version of a fan mother? 】

"Hmm... so cold."

Shen Er, who was cold by his meaningless joke, shivered unconsciously.

Chapter 92 Shirou: These heroic spirits are so stupid, they can't even beat humans

A healthy red-haired boy rushed into a classroom at an extremely fast speed.

He kicked open the classroom door, rushed up before the bone monsters in the classroom could react, broke the spines of these guys cleanly with the wooden knife in his hand, and then fell to the ground.

The young man's movements were as agile as a well-trained hunting dog, but his moves were a bit messy and out of order.

However, with the young man's skill, he has made more than a mistake in dealing with these slow-moving monsters.

Bah!

In an instant, the last monster fell to the ground, and the boy had already defeated all his enemies.

"Cut!"

Shinji raised the trumpet and shouted: "Shirou, you did a great job!"

"where."

Shirou smiled and took the towel handed over by the crew assistant to wipe the sweat off his face.

Gaba, Gaba.

Several dragon tooth soldiers who were knocked to the ground by Shirou made the sound of rubbing their sour teeth.

Soon, these guys connected their broken bodies together.

"Thank you for your hard work, everyone."

Shen Er was not surprised by the strange scene, but smiled and greeted several people on the floor.

Gaba, Gaba.

The Dragon Tooth Soldiers who installed the bones got up from the classroom floor, and saluted Shinji and Shirou in an extremely strange posture.

Then, these guys took a basketball from the staff and walked out of the classroom in a line.

The corner of Shirou's mouth twitched and said, "No matter how many times I watch this scene, I still feel weird..."

These Dragon Tooth Soldiers were naturally provided by Medea, and in order to facilitate Shen Er's filming, Medea also set the lowest intelligence for these guys, and also incorporated Shen Er's blood, so that Shen Er can easily control them.

Originally, according to Medea's idea, these Dragon Tooth Soldiers should obey Shen Er's command like robots.

In the end, I don't know if it's because Shen Er's blood is born with a naive attribute, and these Dragon Tooth Soldiers will directly move towards comedians after being activated.

Among other things, just playing basketball after filming every day is kind of crazy, not to mention these guys break bones (literally) every time they play.

Anyway, every time Shirou saw the scene where these guys were smashed into pieces on the basketball court, and then pieced together bit by bit, he would unconsciously pinch his cheeks to try to wake himself up.

"Yes, these guys are quite cute after seeing them." Shen Er pinched his chin and pondered, "What's the matter...ah, that's right. Ugly."

"Anyway, I can't get your points."

Shirou shook his head in denial.

"Okay, forget about these guys, let's see how you perform."

Saying that, Shinji dragged Shirou to the post-production room next to the studio.

After a little editing of the footage, Shinji showed Shirou the footage shot in the past two days.

If you want to say what is the biggest difference between UBW and HF and the two previous films shot by Shinji, that is the sudden increase in the action scenes of Emiya Shiro, an ordinary person.

The physical body against the heroic spirit, this is probably only a stupid thing that Emiya Shirou can do.

In fact, Shirou himself thinks that Shinji's version of himself is stupid.

Of course, the more stupid ones are the Heroic Spirits who fought Shirou.

Heroic spirits beat ordinary people and lost, do you know how to play? !

It's just that the script belongs to the script. In reality, it is still very difficult for Shirou to kill the heroic spirit with his own hands.

In addition, Shirou is not an action star or some kind of martial arts master, even with Kiritsugu's training, Shirou is still far behind those heroic spirits.

So in order to cover up Shirou's lack of martial arts, Shinji could only cut the shots into pieces as much as possible to avoid long shots of martial arts.

70% of Shen Er's previous action scenes were fights between heroic spirits. This time he was forced to cut the scenes because of the poor level of actors, which really tested his skills.

"Forget it, let's treat it as a practice editing."

Shinji comforted himself.

At the same time, in order to allow Shirou to improve as quickly as possible, Shirou's action scene Shinji basically cuts out a section after filming, and then shows Shirou to tell him where he needs to improve.

"It feels really silly."

In the drawing room, Shirou Emiya watched himself stumbling in the monitor, and couldn't help commenting.

"Well, you are still a novice at this time, and you need to show your immaturity." Shen Er nodded, "In general, it has achieved eight points of the effect I imagined..."

Hearing what he said, Shirou couldn't help asking: "Eight points...do I need to reshoot?"

"No need." Shen Er shook his head and patted him on the shoulder again, "It's enough for TV dramas, but you still have to work hard."

Shirou rolled his eyes when he heard this.

"The so-called continuation, you mean the battle between me and that stinky guy."

"That's one of the two most important action scenes in the whole TV series. Whether their shooting effect is good or not will determine the lower limit of UBW." Shen Er reminded with a smile, "But don't be too stressed."

"After hearing what you said, I can't feel pressured. I understand why Tohsaka always sings against you."

Shirou could see that, Shen Er, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, didn't have any good intentions.

During these two days, Emiya Shiro was in very good condition, and the shooting of UBW's school battle went very smoothly.

Shirou's progress in the action scenes is so fast that Shinji is a little jealous.

Although it is still necessary to rely on "short, flat and fast" editing to cover up the problem, it must be no problem to put on airs to fool the audience.

"Is this the true strength of the protagonist's halo? I know why this guy can evolve into a monster comparable to a servant in less than a month in the original book."

Looking at Shirou who was chasing and fighting with Rin on the set, Shinji sighed.

Seeing that Shirou was in such good condition, Shinji simply revised the shooting plan.

Originally, Shinji planned to shoot a few more action scenes to practice for Shirou, but now that Shirou is in such a good state, he simply plans to shoot a few literary scenes first.

This is not a combination of work and rest, but to allow Shirou to take on the role faster through literary drama, so that he can understand the state of mind of Emiya Shirou in the UBW story.

Only in this way can the classic duel between Shirou and Red A be shot well.

That scene appeared to be a battle between Shirou and Red A, and it was essentially a conflict of ideas between the two.

Therefore, fighting alone is not enough, and the interspersed literature and drama must also be excellent.

In this regard, Shen Er is not very worried about Red A's performance. This guy has long wanted to kill the red-haired himself, even if it is "Shiro Emiya" in this version of the parallel world.

In fact, what Shen Er didn't know was that Red A was also feeling awkward in her heart.

Shirou's projection magic is too bad. It is already extraordinary to be able to project a knife shell without breaking it.

At such a level, Shinji couldn't let Shirou use his own projected weapons to shoot movies, so except for the shots of projecting swords, other shots either used props or treasures projected by red A.

For Red A, it really means "When I cut myself, I have to use my projected Noble Phantasm for myself to let him cut myself".

It's just endless nesting dolls.

Having said that, Red A did not hesitate.

Anyway, it's all about beating "myself", no matter what conditions are required, as long as you can be beaten.

In this way, Shirou suffered more. Shooting action scenes has never been an easy task, and bumps and bumps are inevitable.

Coupled with Red A's "unintentional" heavy hand, Shirou's life was not comfortable these days, and he even sprained his ankle in an action scene.

Fortunately, the injury is not serious, and Shiro is still young, so it will not affect the next filming too much.

This is also one of the reasons why Shen Er had to change his plan to shoot literary dramas. The leading actor was injured.

Shirou's injury made Shinji fall in love with the heroic spirit actor even more.

Ordinary people need to recuperate for several days when they are injured, but as long as the spirit core is not damaged and the magic power is sufficient, the heroic spirits can grow back even if their arms are lost like the Namekians.

On the set, Shirou stood alone in front of the camera, preparing to shoot today's literary drama.

Strictly speaking, although this set of shots is a diagonal scene between Emiya Shiro and Red A, it is more like a one-man show by Emiya Shiro.

"before this......"

In a room decorated as Einzbern Castle, Shirou stands alone facing the camera.

He kept his expression as calm as possible, but his eyes were burning with a flame called fighting spirit.

"Archer. Have you ever regretted it?"

Shirou asked.

"Of course. I, no...it's you. I shouldn't be a friend of justice at all."

Even though it was off-camera, even though it was just reading lines to help Shirou enter the scene, Red A's gnashing of teeth made Shinji a little afraid that he would really rush to chop Shirou.

"Really. In that case, you are not the same person as me."

Shirou breathed a sigh of relief, and he smiled happily.

"what?"

"I have never regretted it. No matter what happens, there is only [regret] I will never!"

Shirou walked slowly towards the camera, his firm voice was like a lion just waking up, baring its fangs constantly, ready to bite anyone.

"So I absolutely cannot agree with you!"

"If you are my ideal, then it must be a wrong ideal, and I will expel you with my own hands!"

"Cut! This one is over."

Shinji said to Emiya Shirou: "Well done! Well done, Shirou."

"where."

Shirou first smiled modestly, and then whispered to Red A who was standing behind the camera: "I thought you would rush over and hack me to death."

Red A spread her hands and smiled contemptuously.

"Hmph~"

"What do you mean?!" The blood vessels in Shirou's temples throbbed.

"Well~ There is no ideal guy, not even qualified for me to make a move." Red A sneered.

[Sure enough, the man with the back is so tired, you still yearn to be a hero yourself, right? 】

Shinji shrugged his shoulders.