Don't call me Master, call me Director

Snapped.

Before Shen Er finished speaking, someone patted his shoulder.

"I seem to hear someone wants to eat mapo tofu?"

A middle-aged priest in black grabbed Shen Er's shoulder and asked with burning eyes.

"Nobody said that at all!"

Shinji, who was covered in cold sweat from the fright, hastily denied it.

Chapter 10 Kotomine Kirei: Mapo Tofu is a drop!

Hearing Shenji's refusal, Kotomine Kirei did not give up, he put his face very close to Shenji, and said with the corners of his mouth raised.

"No, I obviously heard someone talking about mapo tofu."

"Nobody said that at all!"

"Didn't you say you want to eat?"

"In your eyes, is eating and mapo tofu equated?!"

"For me it is."

"Then drown yourself in the mapo tofu sauce!"

Because of the lighting, half of Kotomine Kirei's face was in the shadows, which made him particularly permeable in Shinji's eyes.

"Didn't you teach me the director yourself?"

Kotomine Kirei with a faint smile on his face took out a plate of mapo tofu from somewhere and handed it over.

What's even more weird is that, based on the steaming heat and the tofu making a "cuckling" sound, Erye Shen judged that this plate of tofu was definitely freshly baked.

"Come on, director. It's time to eat."

"Thank you, I'm not hungry."

While Shen Er was desperately pushing away, he looked at the others, hoping that Shirou and the others would stop watching and rush to save him.

As a result, Shinji only saw the empty table and the man-made gems left on the table halfway through work.

"Damn! They all ran away!!"

Only then did Shinji realize that Shirou, Rin, and Ilya were all hiding at the door of the room and waving to him.

"You traitors!!"

As soon as Shen Er opened his mouth, Kotomine Kirei took the opportunity to stuff a spoonful of mapo tofu into Er Ye's mouth.

"so spicy!!"

The props room was full of Er Ye holding his throat and shouting.

10 minute later.

After drinking the fifth glass of ice water, Shinji let out a long sigh.

"Huh—I thought I was dying."

Shinji slapped his mouth with his hands while talking.

"Sorry, Master."

Artoria, who was holding a water glass, turned her eyes aside in embarrassment, her face full of guilt: "Other foods are easy to talk about, but Gao Wenqing's mashed potatoes and this mapo tofu are...

"Brother, don't you really like Chinese cuisine?"

While patting Shinji's back lightly, Sakura teased her brother softly.

The second master patted the table and retorted: "I don't admit that it's authentic Chinese cuisine! Traditional Chinese cuisine pays attention to the taste and taste, and this thing has nothing but spicy food!"

Knowing that he traveled through the Xingyue world instead of the cooking world, Shen Erye never expected to eat the six-in-one mapo tofu, but the mapo tofu that Kotomine Kirei gave him was not even food.

To be honest, Second Master Shen has always suspected that Kotomine Kirei's sense of taste is completely broken, and that's why he likes to eat such pungent food.

"There is an illusion of eating a mouthful of magma."

Shinji continued to complain while flapping his tongue with his hands.

Yinghe sneered: "It's your own fault, if it wasn't for you, brother, you are smart, how could Uncle Yanfeng do such a thing."

"..."

Shen Er felt that what his sister said was very reasonable, and he didn't know how to refute it for a while.

Kotomine Kirei, who didn't participate in the Holy Grail War and wasn't developed by Mr. Jin Jingjing, is simply a boring gourd.

When he first joined the crew, he couldn't be said to be expressive, at least he could be called the standard three nos.

Kirei, who just obeyed his father Kotomine Risho's request and entered the film crew, was full of confusion in his eyes. He shouldn't be playing FSN's big boss like this, but should be pulled to play FZ's opening duo.

"So, Director Matou. What is the so-called pleasure?"

After a certain Cut, Kotomine Kirei raised this question to Shinji with a bit of distress.

"Pleasure is making yourself happy."

"Happy?"

Hearing Shinji's answer, Kotomine Kirei was even more confused.

"Father Kirei, do you have anything you like?"

"...I like to eat mapo tofu. Do I have to imagine eating mapo tofu to perform?"

"Hmm... It feels a bit different from the "pleasure" mentioned in the script... So, if other people like Mapo Tofu under your Amway, will you feel happy?"

"......I do not know."

"Then how about we try?"

As a result, try and die.

The mapo tofu that Kotomine Kirei brought out was so spicy that even Artoria, who had a big appetite, couldn't accept this food.

The experiment wasn't for nothing, though.

Kotomine Kirei felt an indescribable sense of joy and satisfaction in his heart as he watched the crew members being overwhelmed by tofu.

So far, the joyous Father Mapo was born.

Since then, there has been a priest actor who likes to force others to eat mapo tofu in the crew.

Congratulations...you big-headed ghost! !This is much more terrifying than the Demon King!

"what."

Second Master Shen tapped his palm lightly after the memory was over.

"It turns out that all of this is my fault."

Snapped.

Rin slapped Shinji on the head.

Complaining to Shen Er angrily: "Don't say you don't understand what good deed you have done!! Now people feel scared when they see Kirei, for fear that this guy will take out mapo tofu and stuff it into their mouths!"

"Be content, at least what's stuffed is mapo tofu, not the black mud of the Holy Grail." Shen Er pouted.

"What the hell is that!"

"Tsk, I should have followed the original script if I knew it earlier." Rin said impatiently with her arms crossed.

In the earliest script written by Shinji, the character "Kotomine Kirei" did not exist, and Kotomine Kirei himself was not in Shinji's invitation.

The reason is also very simple, if Shinji really writes Kotomine Kirei from the original book into the script, it would be tantamount to saying that his son is a combination of murderer + pervert + tax evader in front of Mr. Kotomine Risei.

In case the old man gets angry with a myocardial infarction or intracranial hypertension or something, Second Lord Shen is afraid that Rin and Shirou will take him to the woods and shoot him a hundred times.

As I said before, Shinji and his group of juniors grew up together, and the person who took care of them at that time was none other than the former priest of the Fuyuki City Church, Kotomine Risei.

Only when Shen Er was full would he do such cruel things to the old couple who really took care of him as grandchildren.

Therefore, in the initial planning of the script, Shinji wrote "Kotomine Kirei" in the original work as a supervisor who has nothing to do with the church and belongs to the Association of Magicians.

In addition to still retaining the role setting of the villain, there is no shadow of Kotomine Kirei in Shen Er's first version of the script, and even the opponent's ability and name come from a clock who is very difficult to deal with the second master. Tower Magician.

For this reason, Shen Er had to rewrite the story of FSN many times to ensure the smooth and self-consistent logic of the whole story.

"It should have been done according to the original script. Why did it end up being replaced by that fake priest?"

Looking at Kotomine Kirei who was trying to recommend mapo tofu to Illya in the distance, he pursed his lips in displeasure.

Although the growing environment is quite different, it seems to be Miss Rin's nature to be unhappy seeing Father Mapo.

"You have to ask Grandpa Lizheng why he agreed." Shen Er shrugged his shoulders, "Or you can ask your father."

Kotomine Kirei would join the crew, it was entirely the suggestion of those two.

Just a few days before the filming started, when Shinji went to Tohsaka's house to confirm the shooting with Tokiomi, he "coincidentally" met Mr. Kotomine Risei.

Tosaka Tokiomi "coincidentally" and Kotomine Risei mentioned Shinji's plan to expand the influence of magicians through film and television works.

Then, the old man very "coincidentally" mentioned that his son Kotomine Kirei had a lot of free time after he took over as the priest of the Fuyuki City Church, and hoped that Shinji would give himself a role for the sake of the friendship between the two families.

Although the second master did not exceed 40 years old in his two lifetimes combined, he is far from being an old man, but his little fox can clearly see what the two old foxes, Tosaka Tokiomi and Kotomine Risei, are playing in him. .

To put it bluntly, Mr. Rizheng personally judged that the probability of Shen Er's success is not small based on his understanding of Shen Er.At the same time, the old man believes that once Shen Er succeeds, it will bring great benefits to the magician.

Kotomine Ri, who felt that the church could also get some benefits, was thinking of joining Shinji's plan, so he took the initiative to ask Tohsaka Tokiomi to help Shinji with this situation.

But the old man was really willing to go all out. After Shinji said that the main actors had been decided, he actually offered to let Kotomine Kirei play the role of the supervisor of the Magicians Association.

"Shenji, don't worry about your grandpa Risei's feelings, you can just write Kirei into the script according to the script's requirements."

Recalling that Yan Fengli was patting his chest at that time, with a bold and generous look on his face, Shen Er felt a stomachache.

What is the purpose of coauthoring myself to spend three days and three nights revising the script?

"Forget it, let's leave it as it is." Shen Er patted his buttocks and stood up, "Hurry up and fill the remaining artificial gemstones with magic power, we will use them for filming in the afternoon."

Although he was a little apprehensive about Father Mapo's promotion of tofu, Shinji did not intend to change actors.Because Kotomine Kirei has been addicted to tofu since he promoted it, he himself seems to have turned on some amazing switch, and the performance of the happy priest can be said to be very lifelike.

As for the matter of selling tofu, Er Ye felt that if he was more careful, he wouldn't be caught... Probably?

The action scene filmed by the crew in the afternoon is also the most critical last battle of Liudong Temple in the whole movie.

As I said before, the most important part of a commercial film is the "fist scene". In order to achieve the best effect, Shen Er put a lot of thought into this part.

Even before shooting, Shen Er asked several actors to rehearse the action scene first, and determined the fixed-point positions of several actions in advance.

No way, although the detonation of artificial gemstones does not require wiring, and the cost is much lower than that of traditional explosions.

But it still takes a lot of work to bury the gems in the set of the set. In order to prevent meaningless NG, Shinji decided to rehearse in advance.

However, the results of the rehearsal did not satisfy Shinji.

The reason...

"Cut. Hey, hey, that one over there! Can you be more careful!! This is a very important rehearsal!"

Shinji, holding the director tube, yelled at a certain golden guy.

"Ah? What did you say?"

On the set, Gilgamesh tapped his ear with his little finger, and responded disdainfully.

Chapter 11 Gilgamesh: You teach me how to do things?

Shen Er pursed his lips, tapped his fingers on the armrest of the director's chair, his face was full of helplessness.

Gilgamesh, standing in the center of the set, folded his arms and stared at Shinji majesticly.

"I say, Gilgamesh."

After the two of them stared at each other for a long time, Shen Er finally spoke under his anger.

"Can you act according to my script once? It's hard for me to talk to yourself like this."

Gilgamesh said as a matter of course: "Why? Why does this king want to perform according to your request?"

"Tsk."