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"Then why not go find P-01s?"

No matter how Rama thinks he is the last candidate, P-01s has always been taciturn, but it is not unreasonable.

"Uh... To be honest, I'm a little scared of Ms. P-01s... What do you think! Her expression doesn't change at all! It's like an oversized doll!"

Huihui accidentally touched the essence of P-01s, in fact, P-01s is really a doll.

After Huihui said this, Rama understood why Huihui was afraid of P-01s. Just imagine that in a dark mansion, a girl with a torch and an expressionless face suddenly appeared at a corner. It is indeed easy to scare half to death. What's more, Huihui is now in an embarrassing state where people have three urgencies.

"There is a wine bottle here, how about I use it for you?"

"How could I use an empty bottle...!"

Huihui blushed, almost lost control of her excitement, and hastily lowered her volume.

Rama mimicked a shoggoth as an auxiliary tool.

"funnel."

"..."

Stared at by Hui Hui's mournful eyes, Rama had no choice but to get out of bed and go to the bathroom with Hui Hui.

There is a distance between the bedroom and the toilet. This is because the mansion is not small, and Huihui dare not go to the toilet alone because of the long distance.

In other words, Rama remembered that when he encountered the land octopus, Huihui clearly claimed that the Crimson Demons did not go to the toilet.

With Rama's escort, they finally arrived at the toilet safely. It was impossible for Rama to accompany Huihui in, so he simply stood guard outside the door.

"Rama."

"I'm here."

"Don't leave me okay?"

"I don't have such a bad taste...Is it still not good? It's been 2 minutes, right?"

"Woo, this is really too embarrassing. Shame, why don't you sing a song, Rama? I get nervous when I think of someone listening next to me..."

"I blocked my ears, hurry up."

"Really? Rama? Rama?"

After calling Rama several times but there was no response, Huihui finally relaxed a little.

After successfully solving the urgent problem, Huihui encountered a new problem.

No matter how hard Huihui tried, she couldn't get out of the water.

"Huh? What's going on here?"

"Not yet? It's been 5 minutes."

Chapter 023 The Curse of the Goddess, Cause and Effect

Of course Rama knew that girls took longer to go to the toilet, but five minutes should be enough.In a world without mobile phones or Wi-Fi, squatting in the toilet for too long is meaningless.

"Wait, wait a minute...the water can't be flushed..."

"Maybe something is broken, let me in, I can fix it."

"no!"

Megumin rejected Rama's proposal without thinking.

"This...why?"

"I, I just finished using it... I didn't flush it..."

"It's okay, I can fix it in the time I hold my breath."

"No !!!!"

Huihui's wailing had already started to cry, as if she was unwilling to give in no matter what.

"If I come in, I will destroy myself with explosion magic!"

For the vast majority of girls, encountering such a dilemma is unspeakable.After using the toilet, it is found that the flusher is faulty, and it is a very serious problem whether to let a man come and fix it.

It would be much simpler if there was a sink here, just take a basin of water and wash it down. However, the bathroom on the second floor is very simple, basically it can only be used for convenience. If you want to wash or take a bath, you have to go to the first floor. OK.

As a rune knight, Rama had learned intermediate water magic, which was more than enough to flush the 703 toilet. However, Hui Hui was unwilling to come out, and the scene was once deadlocked.

In the corridor on the second floor, there was a sound of footsteps.

Rama raised his vigilance, although it is generally impossible for evil spirits to make physical footsteps, it is always safe to be careful.

The moment the visitor turned around from the corner, Rama struck with a hand knife.

"it hurts!"

"...It's Aqua."

"What are you doing! It's disrespectful to the goddess to use violence against the goddess! I want to curse..."

"I'll apologize later, let's not talk about this, the flusher in the bathroom on the second floor is broken, Huihui is unwilling to come out in the bathroom, you can help me solve it."

Megumin would definitely allow Akua to go in, there is often such a thing in school: girls go to the bathroom together.Homosexuality should not be mutually exclusive.

"The flusher is broken...?"

"Huihui said there's no way to flush out the water."

"That, that's really unfortunate..."

Aqua looked away.

Rama suddenly remembered that when the user accidentally injured Akua just now, Akua kept saying curses or something.In fact, this is not the first time. As early as the time when Beldia was recruited as the leader of the subjugation army, Aqua said to curse because Rama pulled her hair.

Of course, the main reason was that after the [-] million Eris was divided equally, Akuya owed another debt, and she expressed her dissatisfaction with this.

"Aqua."

Rama's right hand rested on Aqua's shoulder.

"Tell me, what is your curse?"

"Just saying...something like that? I am a goddess. Of course, if you offend a goddess, you will be condemned by God. For example, when you go to the toilet, there are people waiting outside but the toilet won't flush..."

"It's really a good thing you did?! This is purely harming others and benefiting yourself, you toilet goddess!"

"It's so rude! You are disrespectful to the goddess! I didn't expect to say it casually, but it is true... Should I say that it is worthy of being a goddess? I will find a way to undo it!"

In the end, Akuya repeatedly assured that she would never use the curse that offended the goddess on her teammates.

In fact, this curse should have absolutely no effect on Rama, but when he thought that the so-called divine punishment turned out to be unable to flush the toilet, Rama felt tired for a while.

I have been tossing all night, why?

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the next day.

"Hoho...Under the power of this goddess, all the undead were successfully wiped out!"

Is it really appropriate for a goddess to use such a straightforward word as destroy?Anyway, it's better to cover it up with super speed.

Huihui was obviously relieved, if there were no evil spirits, Huihui wouldn't dare to go to the toilet alone.Considering that Aqua was indeed the one who played the most important role in removing the spirit, accidentally cursing and accidentally injuring teammates basically overwhelmed it. Fortunately, Darkness didn't know about it, otherwise she would definitely think of some shameful gameplay.

Darkness, who went to the kitchen to get jam and returned to the dining room, looked left and right for P-01s.

"Where's Miss P-01s?"

"Someone knocked on the door just now."

Someone visited early in the morning, could it be the neighbor next door?

P-01s led the guests to the living room, but unexpectedly it was Luna from the Adventurer's Guild.

"It turned out that you were the ones who bought this house. With the High Priest here, I feel much more at ease."

Rama asked, "You came here for...?"

"Recently, evil spirits have often been haunting this mansion. I want to remind you."

"Oh, the evil spirit has been..."

"As for the evil spirits, the guild has also conducted investigations. Now that the truth has been found out, it is not known who opened the holy barrier in the cemetery outside Axel City to keep all the ghosts out. The ghosts are homeless and extremely It's possible to come to town and hang around in empty houses."

"..."

Akuya, who was originally elated, suddenly trembled, and tiptoedly planned to leave the dinner table.

"Thank you, why don't you come and sit down?"

"I still have to go to work at the Adventurer's Guild, goodbye."

Luna bid farewell and left, and Aqua, who was about to escape, had already been held down by P-01s.As long as Rama makes a look with his eyes, P-01s will act regardless of the reason.

"Akuya, the cemetery outside the city is where we met Wiz, you should have a clue."

"...Yes, I replaced Wiz in charge of extraditing the undead in the cemetery, but it's too troublesome to run there from time to time. I just thought about setting up an enchantment to let the undead wander around and dissipate automatically..."

Aqua, who completely gave up resistance, told the truth respectfully.

Oh my god... you've only been working for a week and you're planning to go on strike...

"Aqua, come with me to apologize to the rent."

"Um……"

Chapter 024 Looking forward to finding treasure in the dungeon

After explaining clearly the origin of the evil spirits in the mansion, the owner of the house generously allowed Rama and others to continue living.

After all, the house is still under the trend of bad reviews. If Rama and others move away, it may be difficult to find travelers who are willing to live.

Because the root cause of the haunted mansion was Aqua's laziness, which led to the cancellation of Aqua's credit for eliminating the evil spirits, and it became a matter that she should solve.

"Life is full of ups and downs... A few months ago, I was still a high-ranking goddess, but now I am reduced to a servant~..."

Aqua muttered mournfully while sweeping the floor under the urging of P-01s.

In winter, hiding in the warm fireplace with a fireplace, everyone becomes lazy.Akuya also wanted to lie on the sofa and sleep soundly like Huihui, but now Akuya was burdened with debts and had to repay the debt physically.

As a result, Aqua had to double as the mansion maid, and the P-01s even made a uniform for Aqua.

"Put your feet up and sweep the floor."

"...Actually, this suit suits you quite well."

"Huh? Why are you saying such things suddenly... Wait! Do you want to enslave me for the rest of your life? Coveting the noble goddess!?"

"..."

So where is the nobleness of this toilet goddess?

Rama put down the newspaper in his hand. After winter, Rama gradually got used to the negative strategy of delaying the progress, or this is Rama's old profession.Staying in Axel can still make progress in the plot, so there is no need to go out to search for the cadres of the Demon King's Army.

"What a warm room~ Not bad, Darkness."

I don't know what kind of wind is blowing today, Darkness's friend: Chrissy came to visit unexpectedly.

"It would be even better if I could become a maid in debt..."

Darkness always shows her remnants in inexplicable places, but according to Darkness, Chris actually has something to ask today.

P-01s served Chris a cup of tea, and Chris couldn't help exclaiming, "You are all rich enough to hire maids." Then, seeing the fallen goddess Aqua's listless maid dress, she almost sprayed the tea in her mouth on the coffee table .

"Eh? Very short of money? So short that you have to become a maid to pay off your debts?"

"That's what happened..."

Rama told Chriss all the details of the crusade against Beldia, the leader of the Demon King's Army, and the ins and outs of the haunted mansion. Of course, Rama concealed the information that Wiz was a leader of the Demon King's Army.

Chris was absent from the Headless Horseman battle, and now she understands why the block at the entrance of Axel is being renovated.

"What I offer is an opportunity to make money."

"make money?!"

Akuya immediately cheered up, lest she miss a good opportunity to make money.

Chris said with a smile: "Do you know 'Dungeon'?"