"Human beings are so despicable!!!"
Chapter 170 You are not allowed in!
Wei Xuxu and Tabe Tian Shanzi looked at each other, and they both saw the speechlessness in their respective eyes.
This fox...
how to say...
It can be said that its brain is not good, but it is a real 'big monster', a powerful monster with B-level strength, and it dares to sneak into human society to explore, which also proves its cleverness.
It can be said that it has a good brain...
Normal people, no, do normal monsters really decide what they want to transform into based on rationale? !
....etc.
A flash of light suddenly flashed in Wei Xuxu's mind.
Monsters don't have the concept of monogamy like humans.
In their world view, the more wives, the better!
The more wives you have, the more you can prove your charm and strength!
So in the frozen eel series, in those long-form series with four or five episodes in a series, the plot of a fat house protagonist hypnotizing five or six heroines... is quite common...
For example, the one Wei Xuxu saw by chance before is called: きょにゅうだいかぞくさいみん "Family かぞくみんなでるまくるセックスがやめられないのぉ", the fat otaku hero is——
Whoops, far away.
In short, Wei Xuxu can now understand the thoughts of this Chengjipan....
"I know you."
Wei Xuxu showed pity in his eyes: "Come on, let's get promoted to A-level, even if you don't change your appearance, you can still have a lot of wives! Then you will be able to become a real tauren... Well, bull-headed raccoon."
Hearing this, Chengji raised his head, his eyes showed hope: "Then can you be my first wife?"
"..."
Wei Xuxu was silent for a moment, then smiled:
"I'm going to fuck you fucking idiot."
"You fucking piss, just look at your three-hundred-jin pussy, and ask yourself why you have to lick your face and say this stupid thing? I only like beautiful girls! Get out of here! "
“…”
“…”
Tabeda Yoshiko and Makoto Kichisan stared at Wei Xuxu with a smile on his face.
——This beautiful girl has such a stinky mouth? !
——The other side of my idol is also so sassy!I really like!
"You, you bastard!"
Chengji was furious, but it obviously hadn't learned any curse words in human society, so it could only point at Wei Xuxu, but couldn't hold back a word.
Wei Xuxu chuckled, "Haha, idiot."
"I am so angry!!!"
Chengjipan stood up frantically: "Cenna! Don't even think about going in!! I'm telling you in the name of the guard of Huanliyao City, you will never get permission to enter our clan land in your life!!!"
"It was because you are a beautiful girl! I planned to let you in! I didn't expect you to say that, that vulgar words!!"
Wearing a T-shirt and boxer pants, the three-hundred-pound chubby man jumped up and down, pointing at a slender, beautiful, stylishly dressed beautiful girl and shouting vulgarity... This scene is really weird.
"I'm pissed off! I'm pissed off!!"
"You are not allowed to enter! You are not allowed to enter!!"
ah this...
After finishing the swearing, Wei Xuxu felt a little embarrassed after getting angry.
I seem to have said too much, and made this fat house so angry.
Hmm, but it's cool.
Ok, now what to do.
The strength of this fat house raccoon... is only a B-level goalkeeper.
Under my unexpected knife-drawing and round-running shooting technique, I shouldn't survive for 0.5 seconds.
But if it was killed, it would mean that the Special Affairs Department would have an enmity with the entire fox clan, which would not be worth the loss.
But if I say a few more words to make it angry and lure it to attack me first.
That would be self-defense, even if the foxes knew about it, they would have nothing to say.
Speaking of which, I haven't eaten civet cat meat yet... I'm so fat, it should be delicious, and it happens to be able to bring back some specialties for Saki.
Thinking about it, Wei Xuxu's eyes became more and more dangerous.
Perhaps it was the powerful crisis sensing ability that monsters were born with. Feeling an inexplicable murderous aura, Cheng Jipan shuddered all over his body, and met Wei Xuxu's kind eyes.
The rationality that is almost intuition-like is yelling and telling himself, get out of this place quickly!
Otherwise, there will be very, very scary things waiting for me!
Strange, strange,
Me, I'm a big youkai, huh?
Judging by human strength, but it has B-level strength!
He was also praised by his compatriots as the demon raccoon most likely to inherit the patriarch of the Huanyi Xingbu raccoon!
But, but why am I so afraid of this human being in front of me? !
The atmosphere in the venue became silent for a while.
Wei Xuxu looked at Cheng Jipan kindly, while Cheng Jipan was trembling with cold sweat on his face.
Yoshiko Tabeda also felt something was wrong.
As a B-level psyker, even if Wei Xuxu's malicious intentions were not aimed at her, Tabe Tian Shanzi could still sense the strange aura between one person and one raccoon.
Knowing that something will happen if things go on like this, Tabe Tian Shanzi hurried forward and placed between Wei Xuxu and Cheng Jiban.
So, two eyes were on her at the same time.
"..."
As the head of the Ehime Branch of the Special Affairs Department, Yoshiko Tabeda is in charge of more than 30 operators, and she often communicates with her superiors at the Tokyo headquarters.
But no matter which time it was, it was not as stressful as it is now.
One time is his favorite idol, and the other time is to protect the interests of the Special Affairs Department.
.... She is really difficult to do!
The strange silence continued for a while, and after a while, Yoshiko Tabeda finally made up her mind and said:
"Master Wei Xuxu!"
Tabeda Yoshiko said seriously:
"The matter has come to this, it seems that we can only fight!!"
Wei Xuxu was overjoyed: "If I said that earlier, it would be over!"
The silver-white M500 was quickly pulled out of the holster by Wei Xuxu, and the cold metal reflected dazzling light in the sun.
Cheng Jipan glanced at the black muzzle of the gun, and suddenly his fur stood on end.
Not good, very bad! !
That pistol in that beautiful girl's hand is not good!
She can really kill a fox with one shot! !
The moment Cheng Kichi judged it in his mind, he immediately turned around and prepared to run away.
Why don't you run away and wait to be shot dry!
"Wait, wait a minute!" Tabetian Yoshiko's hurried voice sounded again: "Master Wei Xuxu, put down the gun first! I didn't mean that!"
Hearing this, both Wei Xuxu and Cheng Jipan were stunned.
what do you mean?
Looking at these two pairs of confused eyes, Yoshiko Tabeda explained: "Huanli Yaoshi has a tradition."
"If the guards of the demon market judge that a creature is not allowed to enter the demon market, but the creature has to enter, then the creature can ask the Huanyi Xingbu raccoon for a raccoon dance."
"—that is, defeat all the raccoon guards who are willing to participate in the battle head-on, and prove that you have the qualifications to enter the demon market!"
Chapter 170 Entering the Demon City
After hearing what Yoshiko Tabeda said, Makoto suddenly remembered that there is indeed such a rule in the clan.
This rule was written down when Huanyi Xingbu raccoons founded the Yaoshi, but few of the 'younger' generation of raccoons are familiar with this old rule set in ancient times.
The reason is also very simple.
Because it has been more than two hundred years since no creature has initiated the challenge of the raccoon dance!
At the beginning of the establishment of the Huanli Demon City, many creatures challenged the Liqian Wudou.
Among them are humans, monsters, and hell creatures from the West, etc.
Without exception, they all failed.
Under the joint attack of nearly 10 raccoon guards in Huanliyao City, no creature could survive [-] minutes, let alone be defeated head-on!
Since then, no creature has initiated the record of the raccoon dance.... This has led to the fact that the younger generation of raccoons like Cheng Jipan are not familiar with this rule at all.
"People, humans, are you serious?"
The anger in Makoto's heart has been dispelled by Tabeda Yoshiko's shocking words.
The fat house raccoon licked his plump lips, and said in disbelief: "You know now
How many raccoon guards are there in Huan raccoon city? "
"300 years ago, when Master Tanuki of the Huanyi Criminal Department founded the Huanli Demon City, the strong and strong raccoons of the whole clan spontaneously joined the guard team. At that time, the number of raccoon guards was 34."
"300 years later, that is to say, now, thanks to the protection of Mr. Huanyi Xingbu raccoon, our raccoon family has a stable chance to live and reproduce, and the number of raccoons in the clan is increasing."
"Up to now, the number of raccoon guards has reached 74 raccoons! And among them, there are 13 big monsters like me! The rest of the weakest are also small monsters, and the number of spirit monsters is even more raccoons!"
Chengji judge pointed at Wei Xuxu: "If she dares to start a raccoon dance fight, she will definitely be beaten into a pig's head by the big guys!"
In the raccoon dance fighting raccoons, the raccoon guards will not kill the losers. In the past dynasties of raccoon dance fights, let alone the dead, there are even very few seriously injured.
Most of the losers tend to stand on the stage with their toes high and high, and then they are tricked by the raccoon guards with various magic and secret methods, and finally lose in shame in front of countless audiences.
Of course, the challengers are also not allowed to kill the raccoon guards. Once they are found to have the intention of killing the raccoon guards, they will be immediately stopped by the Huanyi Xingbu raccoon watching the game, and their cultivation base will be sealed, and they will be imprisoned in the demon guards. In the prison of the raccoons.
Therefore, the worst result of losing in the Liqian Dance Fight is actually to be beaten into a pig's head.
While Chengji was surprised, Wei Xuxu had already learned what Liqian Wudou was through a simple exchange with Tobeda Yoshiko.
A total of 74 foxes?
13 B-level monsters?
The rest are CD-level rookies?
"Hehe." Wei Xuxu sneered: "It's best to say hello to your Huanli Xingbu Lord Li in advance. After this dance fight is over, Huanli Yaoshi will lose its guard power in a short time."
"Ah...?" Chengji was stunned for a moment, and after turning his mind twice, he realized what Wei Xuxu meant.
"You, you human!" Cheng Jipan's eyes widened: "How dare you speak so boldly after hearing the power of our raccoon guards!"
"Okay, I'm going to report to Master Li of the Huanyi Criminal Department right now, then you all wait here for me!"
Cheng Jipan turned around and fiddled with the stones on the ground a few times, and then under Wei Xuxu's surprised sight, a mist slowly rose from the stone formation, and the mist twisted and deformed, and then formed a fog gate.
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