Zhongli glanced at Jiang Mu with puzzled eyes, obviously he didn't say a word, but he seemed to have finished everything.
Jiang Mu silently turned his back and didn't look at him, instead he took Shenli Linghua's hand.
If you don't die as a fellow Taoist, if you don't give me a back, isn't it me who dies?
"Idol, and Zhongli, you two see that the Sea Lantern Festival is coming soon, do you want to write a poem or something?" Hu Tao looked at the two of them and asked expectantly.
"It's not that I don't want to. This is really not my specialty. It's not something I can do just because I want to." Zhong Li shook his head and calmly rejected her.
"But I'm really looking forward to having Jiang Mu write a poem about the Sea Lantern Festival." Zhong Li turned his head and gave Jiang Mu an incredulous look.
Pull me over to attract fire, but you want to stay out of it?This is obviously impossible.
"Write poetry?" Jiang Mu was taken aback.
I can't write poetry, but I can recite a lot.
"Do you give me money for writing poems?" Jiang Mu looked at Zhong Li and asked disdainfully.
"If it's a masterpiece, it's not impossible to consider it." Zhongli said calmly.
"Consider?" Jiang Mu looked at him with disgust.
"Do you have even one Mora on you?"
Chapter 137 Tea House on the Rock?
"Do you have even one Mora on your body?" Jiang Mu's voice fell.
"..."
Zhong Li was immediately silenced by his words.
How does this kid know I don't even have a Mora on me?
"If a thousand pieces of gold can be exchanged for a masterpiece by Mr. Jiang Mu, then I'm afraid there will be countless businessmen who will follow suit?" Xing Qiu said with a chuckle.
After Jiang Mu finished watching Zhongli, he took another look at Xingqiu, and then at Hu Tao.
How?You three partners want to lie to the poems I have recited?
There is no one in this world who can prostitute me for free, not even Linghua.
Uh, unless she begs me.
"Can you write a poem? I want to read it too."
Just when Jiang Mu was about to use his mediocre talent for swearing to start shifting the focus of the topic to Zhong Li again, Kanli Linghua looked at Jiang Mu with her little eyes of admiration and anticipation.
"..." Jiang Mu and her eyes met each other, feeling suffocated.
Damn, she's so cute, I can't seem to refuse her at all.
Zhong Li, who was watching from the side, laughed - anyone who knew Jiang Mu a little would know that Linghua Shenli was his absolute weakness.
Now that she has spoken, he will definitely not be able to escape today's poem.
Jiang Mu caught a glimpse of Zhong Li's slightly upturned mouth from the corner of his eye, and there was a hint of disdain in his eyes.
Then Jiang Mu's head and Shenli Linghua's head leaned together, and he whispered to Shenli Linghua: "Linghua, there are still several days before the Sea Lantern Festival, let's talk about it after the Sea Lantern Festival?"
After the two people's heads were separated, Kanli Linghua looked up and nodded, thinking that Jiang Mu's words made sense.
Life should have a sense of ritual, and poetry should naturally have a sense of ritual.
"Then let's wait until the Sea Lantern Festival." Kanli Linghua said.
"Yeah, well, now let's discuss the fourth volume of "The Journey of the Emperor's Dust", the story of a woman traveling the world after being transformed into an emperor." Jiang Mu nodded in agreement, and immediately released a blockbuster against Zhongli. .
Hearing the words "Dijunchen's Travel Notes", our well-informed Morax didn't feel much.
Even if you discuss what I have done before in front of me, it will not make my heart, which is harder than the rock of Tianheng Mountain, fluctuate in the slightest.
But after hearing the words "traveling the world in the form of a woman", Morax's heart jumped suddenly, and a very, very bad premonition flooded into his heart.
In theory, as long as my expression and tone are calm enough, no one will notice anything.
But that's in theory, not in practice. You can't talk about theoretical possibilities with Jiang Mu and Hu Tao, two children who are more off-line in thinking than the other!
"What do you think about Dijun becoming a woman and traveling around? What kind of thoughts and feelings do you think Dijun will have when he becomes a woman?" Without giving Zhongli any time to mentally imagine, Jiang Mu directly attacked.
This is the beginning of an interesting chat.
……
"You're clumsy." Kanli Linghua looked at Jiang Mu and said with disgust.
"I... Sigh." Jiang Mu was still very unconvinced and wanted to refute twice, but when he looked at the appalling sky lantern in his hand, he decided to forget it.
Although, I still think that this is not entirely my problem, because this sky lantern is really difficult to make.
Or why I have learned so many difficult dishes in the past 19 years, but I can't learn this Xiaodeng every year.
It's not a big problem, I'm handicapped, but it doesn't matter, because Linghua is ingenious, and rounding up to five equals to my ingenuity.
So Jiang Mu simply propped his chin on one side and looked at her quietly.
Aya Kamisato has made it to the second one. She has already made up her own, but she definitely needs to make another one for Jiang Mu.
"After I finish weaving this lantern, do I want to go to the Yanshang Tea House?" Shenli Linghua asked while weaving the lantern.
"What are you going to Yanshang teahouse for? He hinted at me so I have to go? What kind of background does he use me as a tool every day?" Jiang Mu snorted coldly with disdain.
Just after talking about the emperor turning into a woman and traveling around, Zhongli suddenly mentioned the Yanshang teahouse, saying, "The owner of the Yanshang teahouse is back. He is a very interesting person. If I have a chance in the future, I must go to the Yanshang teahouse." .”
I laughed so hard, you are interested, you want to go, you go by yourself, why do you keep hinting at me?
The last time you sent Xiandianyi, you took me to Dihuazhou, and tricked me to go there underground to help you solve the mechanical bat problem. I haven't asked you for a reward yet.
Want to order me again?
What can happen if you trick me into the rock teahouse?
After the matter of the ancient rock lizard was dealt with last time, the Adventurers Association sent professionals to dissect the corpse. After all, ancient and powerful creatures like the ancient rock dragon lizard have not been seen by humans for a long time.
As a result, after the professionals passed by, they studied for several days, and found that the tools they brought could not even break the defense of the ancient rock dragon lizard, so they went back to Liyue Port and invited a powerful adventurer to come. , just started the dissection journey.
The most exaggerated thing is here - because the rock king Morax's body is half-dragon and half-lin, plus the existence of the dragon king Ruo Tuo at the bottom of the Fulong tree, so [Unripe Jade] is a kind of jade in Liyue Port. An item that everyone involved will know about.
During the dissection process, the professionals spent a lot of effort and couldn't find the [Unripe Jade] that was said to have the power to become a real dragon, and they were very angry.
Qian, Xun;'Small!: Say?: Capital,.Source.Middle.'Zuan,skirt'?2!0:6:8:5"?6"'0.:5".8 Then the professionals are annoyed He rushed back to Liyue Port, found Jiang Mu, Shenli Linghua, Ying and Paimeng, used various words to describe them, and insisted that [Unripe Jade] was taken by four of them. One of them was corrupted, and they were asked to give up resistance and immediately hand it over to the General Affairs Department.
At that time, the four people who were barbecued at home were completely confused.
The reasonable Paimeng flew over with a slice of meat in his mouth, and the calm guy reasoned, but the guy couldn't listen to anything, just decided that [Unripe Jade] was hidden by them.
The little Pai was so angry that his feet were almost numb.
Jiang Mu wasn't used to him either, so he went to the Adventurer's Association with that thing.
It was true, and he went all the way to Catherine with his collar, and then went to the General Affairs Department, and asked the General Affairs Department to fire the guy in the calmest tone.
After thinking about it, Jiang Mu guessed who took the [Unripe Jade].
It must be Ye Lan. When going to Tianqiu Valley, Jiang Mu found out that they were being followed by Ye Lan through Fengshen's blessing.
Unexpectedly, she secretly touched [Unripe Jade] away.
Chapter 138 16 Ruins Hunters
Jiang Mu didn't know the reason why Ye Lan took the [Unripe Jade] away.
If someone like her can be guessed by others, she is not far from death.
This guy is in the same group as Ningguang, and Jiang Mu has never heard that [Unripe Jade] can help humans, so he doesn't plan to care about it.
Zhongli asked him to go to Yanshang teahouse, it must be related to Yelan, he couldn't guess, and he didn't bother to guess.
I'll just play with mine during the Sea Lantern Festival, so what's Guan Zhongli doing?
"Then ignore him." Kanli Linghua said with a faint smile.
"The sky lanterns are finished, should we release them now, or wait until the day of the Sea Lantern Festival?" Shenli Linghua stood up with two exquisite red lanterns in her hands.
"It's all right, or we can put two for each of us." Jiang Mu also stood up, looked at her and replied.
"Oh, by the way, Linghua, have you seen the unfinished headlight on the sea?" Jiang Mu suddenly pointed to the sea.
"I see, what's the matter?"
Everyone will notice the huge floating stone that is tightly tied with hemp rope so that it will not fly away.
Now this deer-shaped [Mingxiao Lantern] has already begun to take on the majesty.
"If you need something, you can donate something."
"Of course, generally speaking, everyone donates all kinds of buoyant stones, and they don't donate particularly strange things." Jiang Mu touched his chin.
If I didn't know that this matter would definitely not succeed, then I would definitely donate a salted fish to the disabled in society.
"Then can we also go out and look for floating stones?" Shenli Linghua felt that she should also contribute to the construction of [Mingxiao Lantern].
"Huh? Ah, looking for floating stones? It's not impossible, right?" Jiang Mu replied after thinking about it.
"Do you know where there are floating stones?" Kamisato Linghua asked.
"Well... the [Relic Hunter] in Guiliyuan, because its parts are old, often rely on a kind of floating stone to maintain its flying ability, we can go directly to snatch it."
Hearing this, Kanli Linghua looked up at him blankly, nodded after a while, and said, "Okay, let's grab it."
On the street of Liyue, the two stood on tiptoe and released two sky lanterns, which can be regarded as making a little contribution to the bright lights in Liyue Harbor.
……
Return to Liyuan.
"You know Linghua, I've heard of many relic hunters left in Guiliyuan hundreds of years ago." Jiang Mu said in the most indifferent tone.
"I've imagined the scene here along the way, but I really never imagined that there are more than a dozen relic hunters hidden here."
Jiang Mu looked at the 16 relic hunters sleeping in the cave, and fell into his biggest meditation in the new year.
That's what happened.
Half an hour ago, in order to find the floating stone.Jiang Mu and Shenli Linghua came to Guiliyuan to look for the relic hunter.
The search process went very smoothly, and it took them only five or six minutes to find a relic hunter.
Moreover, the parts of the whole body of this relic hunter are outdated, and its fighting power is not even comparable to that of a Qiuqiu thug with a giant axe.
Jiang Mu stabbed the relic hunter with one knife, and successfully found a piece of red buoyant stone.
The two were very happy, and just as they were about to leave, Jiang Mu suddenly stopped and closed his eyes.
In Mond before, when he cut the doctor at the Wine Festival, Scabbatos used his divine power to pull out the power of desire in the mist, so he gained the ability to talk to the wind to a certain extent, and he could also use the power of a certain distance around him The wind, seeing conditions in places he could not see.
Last time when the tsunami was slashed, the disabled people also used their divine power to strengthen Jiang Mu. Afterwards, Jiang Mu also had the ability to talk to rocks to a certain extent.
I didn't pay attention when I cut down the relic hunters. Now that I calmed down, Jiang Mu was shocked to find that there was an extra underground space under their feet, and it was almost completely closed, and there was no entrance at all.
Jiang Mu suddenly opened his eyes and told Kanli Linghua about this, both of them smelled a conspiracy.
So the two of them got together and decided to dig a hole to take a look in the space below. This was the scene where Jiang Mu looked at the 16 relic hunters in a daze.
"Do you think it was a coincidence?" Jiang Mu touched his chin, looked at Shenli Linghua and asked.
"I don't think so." Kamisato Linghua shook her head decisively.
"I don't think so either, and the relic hunters here are all empty shells, without energy cores."
"It is estimated that someone took their energy core away."
Hmm... Although it is better to say that one thing is more than one thing less, Jiang Mu thinks it is necessary to plan for a rainy day.
Anyway, the relic hunter here can't be hidden by the General Affairs Department, so it won't affect me to do some tricks or something.
The two spent more than half an hour here to touch the 16 relic hunters, then looked at each other and smiled, turned and left the cave, and spent half an hour burying the pit they dug.
Because Jiang Mu can command the rock to a certain extent, it is very easy to change everything here to look like nothing happened.
……
The two returned to Liyue Port after getting the floating stone.
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