I, god's favorite cub

"Hey! What about my junior brother?"

Oh, by the way, there is also my lover's younger brother.

Miss Duan looked at Xuanzang who was upside down with disgust, stepped forward and kicked him twice.

"He can't die. When he wakes up, he can get out of trouble."

After finishing speaking, Miss Duan walked towards the village with a smile on her face while touching her husband's waist.

As the saying goes, people are refreshed on happy occasions, and tonight I will have a good refreshment on Sanzang's body!

Thinking of this, Ms. Duan immediately cheered up. She looked quite anxious, and Ms. Duan couldn't wait, and she walked like a tiger.

hurry up!When I go back, I will do the happy event!

Under Miss Duan's hasty pace, the figure carrying a man gradually became distant, leaving only Xuanzang with his head buried in the ground, because the position where Miss Duan kicked just now was a bit delicate.

So Xuanzang's whole body would twitch from time to time.

I don't know if there is something wrong with being kicked out.

Sin ah...

The fat master who was far away in the busy city couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

what?

My precious disciple Sanzang is already in danger, is he about to lose his virginity?

Bah bah bah!What a shame!That's called rebirth!Let's talk about it!

Cough cough, well, in fact, that Miss Duan is a bit...

Avalokitesvara, have you heard of it?

Miss Duan is this person's Dao fruit, and she is naturally the medium for this person to go down to earth.

To put it simply, Ms. Duan might not be the only one Sanzang wants a bridal chamber tonight.

Well, as for whether it will be squeezed out of blood...

Fat master's eyes are a little bit wandering.

Probably, should, maybe...won't it?

But it is impossible to ask the fat master to save people, that is to pretend to be stupid and blind.

The fat master is sure that as long as he dares to save people, the shit will be punched out.

As for Xuanzang who was buried in the ground?

What Miss Ren Duan said is right, if you can't die, it will at most cause some psychological shadows.

On the other side, Phelps has already made a deal with the Goddess Buddha.

Phelps' expressions were quite subtle.

What the hell?

Want me to be a medium?Is it convenient for you to fuck Noah?

You are wrong!

Do you know who Noah is?That's my love!My dear love!The lovely person I miss day and night!mine……

what?

Can I have enough sex at once?

Hmm... Even so, I am not such a person!

what?

Can you also give me Noah's space coordinates?Can you hit Noah anytime, anywhere in the future?

Oh, deal!

It is worthy of the crown of the gods!It's so accurate!

In this way, Phelps happily completed the transaction, and also had a legal identity in this copy.

As for other reincarnations?

Well, they were all captured by the gods and used as toys, most of them were arranged on the Westward Journey, and the rest were used as experiences to awaken Xuanzang.

perfect!

Phelps won't care about this group of reincarnations. I can't manage my Noah, so I care about your life?

After that, Phelps went to find Pig Demon and Monkey King.

Well, tell a guy named Xuanzang after you find it, and then Phelps can go and play with Noah.

It is said that this dungeon is conducting a big drama called Journey to the West, so it must not be sloppy!

Cough cough, well, in fact, because Ms. Duan took the first place on the Buddhist side and took the lead, the goddess had to make a certain compromise.

Let the little bitch in Buddhism have a good time first...

Chapter 480 Seven

As the saying goes, if the heavens will send a great mission to the people, they must first suffer from their will, exhaust their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies...

cough cough...

"Okay, Xuanzang, master, I know you feel wronged, but this is the test you must go through to officially become a disciple of Mahayana Buddhism!"

Facing the fat master's dodging eyes, Xuanzang's expression was already resentful like a bitter woman.

"Master! I was buried in the soil for a whole day and night! One day and one night!"

"Ahem, Xuanzang, I know you are wronged, so how about I give you a task, let you do more activities, and build your own reputation as an exorcist, how about it?"

Well, the task is to find Zhu Ganglian, that pig demon.

Anyway, it is also a monster that Xuanzang must subdue, and it happens to be used to dismiss Xuanzang at this time.

Build my reputation as an exorcist! ?

Xuanzang was relieved of the grievance in an instant, and suddenly became energetic.

"But what about Sanzang? He's probably..."

I'm afraid I've lost my virginity!Still forced by a very violent female hooligan!

To save me!

"Well... about Sanzang, master, I have my own opinion, you go first, maybe you can see Sanzang when you come back."

The fat master explained with a guilty conscience, but Xuanzang, who had always trusted his master, believed him, happily thinking that his master would go to save Sanzang.

Well, it is impossible to save, that is to say a few words of cheer for Master Guanyin.

Tut tut!Should it be said that it is the Guanyin master?

It's pretty fun to play...

On the other side, Phelps was still looking for the pig demon, and soon found a forest.

Well, it seems that there are still traces of many people who have been here.

It happened that Phelps saw two brothers and sisters who escaped from the school to elope.

Phelps hid aside, quietly listening to the news that the brothers and sisters could provide.

"Well~~~Senior brother~~~You let me see you again~~~Senior brother is so handsome, it's really a pity not to let me see~~~"

A petite and cute little junior sister was so greedy that her saliva was almost drooling.

Her teachers are all crooked-looking people, as a flower in the teacher's school, of course the younger sister has to choose the most handsome one to tie the knot.

And this senior brother is the most handsome one in the whole division.

But being handsome also has the trouble of being handsome. This senior is also very popular in the school, so even Yi Zhihua's junior sister has to become a licking dog in exchange for the senior's elopement.

But the senior brother always keeps himself clean, which makes the little junior sister, the Yangou, very greedy, but he can't succeed.

After all, senior brother's ability is much stronger than her.

This got Phelps interested.

handsome?Is my Noah handsome?

Phelps immediately glanced at the senior brother.

vomit……

Phelps nearly retched.

I'm so meow...

He has a big beard, a flat face, pockmarked face, and a short, fat body.

Just like that, it would be an eyesore for Phelps to be a servant in this world!

But Phelps saw the obsessed look on the little junior sister's face again, and fell silent for an instant.

Maybe, this is true love...

Phelps, who didn't understand the structure of their division, completely misunderstood it, and even admired his junior sister.

This is love, no matter how crooked the other person looks, you are deeply infatuated with the other person.

Well, why am I not like this!

Phelps was moved by himself, and then continued to eavesdrop on intelligence.

I don't know if these two people know anything about pig demons...

"Hmph! Look at it! I know it all day long! Is my prosperous beauty so good-looking?"

Senior brother is so angry that he can't fight, how did he know to look at my face?Can't you appreciate my inner beauty?

shallow!

Ah this...

The corners of Phelps' mouth twitched a little.

With your face, how do you have the nerve to say such a thing?

You say that, even if your little junior sister loves you again, she will probably...

"Aha~~~Senior brother~~Don't be angry~~~I just like to see your beauty in this prosperous age, don't all women like handsome guys~~~"

Phelps fell silent.

She didn't understand the love between the two.

One is pretty and cute, and she is also very charming outside.

A crooked melon split date, even if placed in a remote and poor place, is below the average.

As for this senior brother relying on his ability to make the junior sister obsessed?

Oh, for people like Senior Brother, Phelps can beat a hundred of them!

This is not counting the power given to her by the gods.

That being said, Junior Sister really loves Jin Jian...

Phelps couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

But it's not a solution to just keep the two together, so Phelps showed up directly.

"Friends, are you here to find the pig demon?"

Pig demon?What pig demon?

The little junior sister was puzzled for a moment, and then felt a great sense of crisis in her heart.

Not good, this woman...

And when the senior brother saw this woman who was so beautiful and so hot, his heart moved instantly.

But who am I?