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On the other side, in a luxurious apartment, the Bull Demon King was looking at his white bull statue with twitching veins on his forehead.

At the horns, two coats are hung on it in exactly the same way.

Well, one is from Monkey King, and the other is from Moon Immortal.

"unacceptable!!!"

The Bull Demon King roared angrily, and stepped into the living room with Monkey King's coat in hand.

"You dead monkey! Didn't I say, don't hang your clothes on my white cow? Can't you clean it yourself? And! This is my house!"

When the Bull Demon King came to the living room, he started spraying.

Well, spray Monkey King.

At this moment, Sun Wukong is moping and wiping the wine bottle. This is a good wine that he has collected so easily. As long as he becomes a fairy and the prohibition on alcohol is lifted, he can have a good drink.

No need to look at Yuexian's ostentatious expression anymore.

"Huh? Demon King, why are you angry? Didn't Yuexian do the same thing? Didn't you mention him?"

Hearing Sun Wukong's sophistry, the Bull Demon King glanced at Ge You's Yuexian paralyzed on the sofa.

The handsome and picturesque Keren is watching TV while eating snacks.

That little life was extremely moist.

Of course, Yuexian, like Monkey King, belongs to the type of prostitution.

Both eat and drink for nothing with the Bull Demon King, and live for nothing.

He doesn't even do cleaning and cooking, and just enjoys life at the Bull Demon King's house like an old man.

Seeing that Yuexian was even more exaggerated than Monkey King, the Bull Demon King looked at Monkey King angrily in a blink of an eye.

What the hell am I!Dare I say this?

As long as I dare to say it, he dares to beat someone!

Lao Tzu's eyes just healed a few days ago!

"Don't change the subject! There's a parking space downstairs! Don't drive my car!"

That's all for driving, this guy will run through red lights every time he drives, the Bull Demon King will receive several tickets every time, and the parking downstairs will also stop crookedly every time.

If it weren't for the high social status of the Bull Demon King, I'm afraid he would have been completely overwhelmed by Monkey King's operations.

Seeing that the Bull Demon King was so cowardly, Monkey King also shrugged.

"Okay, I see."

This perfunctory attitude, everyone knows that this guy will do it again next time.

This annoying Bull Demon King wants to hit someone.

But Sun Wukong and him are not the same, neither one can do anything to the other, it's a fart.

Once you fight, isn't it your own property that is damaged?

The Bull Demon King threw his coat on Monkey King in a discouraged manner.

"Aren't you still going to accumulate merit?"

That's right, accumulating merits and virtues in order to become immortals.

Monkey King also wanted to return to the Heavenly Court, so he began to compete with the Bull Demon King for business.

Not to mention, because Sun Wukong doesn't have as many affairs as the Bull Demon King, his work efficiency is quite high.

"He is not accumulating merit, but corrupting merit."

Yuexian interrupted casually.

"Every time I go out on a mission, there will be a mess. Although the evil spirit is solved, the lives of ordinary people are also completely destroyed by him. He will not be able to return to the heaven like this."

Yuexian yawned and said something that made the Bull Demon King hold back his laughter and made Monkey King even more depressed.

"Yuexian, you mean..." The Bull Demon King wanted to put on a sad expression, but everyone could see the smothered smile, "all the merits of Monkey King have been in vain?"

"Oh, it's not in vain, it's just that the day when Wukong wants to return to the Heavenly Court has to be pushed back."

puff……

The Bull Demon King almost laughed out loud.

Damn monkey, I told you to eat and drink for nothing in my house and cause trouble, now you are punished, right?

The day of returning to heaven is pushed back?

Isn't that the official word for delay?

This kind of perfunctory wording, as a social figure, the Bull Demon King understands it very well.

But Monkey King is not really unable to return to the Heavenly Court. According to Yuexian's proposal, when he goes out on missions in the future, he just needs to be more careful.

This is also an important reason why the grumpy Monkey King did not completely lose his temper.

Of course, the most important thing is that I am afraid that Yuexian will beat me up if I lose my temper...

Chapter 490 IX The Moon Immortal Feels Something Wrong

Yuexian feels very happy recently.

Why?

Because I have enjoyed a peaceful life for too long.

There are no female hooligans, no female tyrannosaurus, only a plain life.

Eat, sleep and beat the demon king when you have nothing to do.

This little life, don't be too moist.

There is just one thing that makes Yuexian a little confused.

own believers.

That's right, as a Moon Immortal, he also has followers.

Rather, Yuexian's status in the Heavenly Court is quite high.

Moon Lord, Taiyin God, Lord of Guanghan Palace, Chang'e, Taiyin Star Lord and so on.

They are all lofty and true names of Moon Immortals.

Well, he is the peerless beauty who lives deep on the moon in the myths and legends.

Although his strength can beat most immortals, his beauty is so dazzling that Moon Immortal is most famous for his appearance in myths and legends.

This level of beauty is beyond what human vocabulary can describe.

Therefore, even if the current Moon Immortal wants to go out, she will cast spells to make ordinary people ignore her own existence.

Is this not?

Yuexian goes out to go to the ice cream shop of General Winter Sha Wujing, and everyone who sees Yuexian along the way will just completely ignore Yuexian.

"Yo! Wujing, I'm here again for nothing."

Yuexian put on a thick-skinned look as she should.

But Sha Wujing is willing to serve Yuexian.

After all, is there any fairy who hasn't been beaten by Yuexian?

Moreover, Yuexian is not only good at beating people. Take General Dong as an example. He was once demoted to the earth for committing crimes, but Yuexian pleaded to save General Dong from more punishments.

Therefore, General Dong respects Yuexian very much, and in his heart, puts Yuexian in the same position as Brother Wukong.

"Okay, Lord Moon Immortal."

"Ah... I told you not to call me an adult, it makes me uncomfortable to hear."

Hearing what Yuexian said, Sha Wujing just smiled helplessly.

The status of Yuexian is very high, very high.

Do you understand the Lord of the Lunar Star?

If it hadn't been for Yuexian's willingness to guard Wuzhi Mountain back then, the group of female fairies would not have been able to do anything to Yuexian.

After a while, Yuexian happily ate the chocolate-flavored sundae.

It has to be said that, as General Winter, his skills in this area are truly outstanding.

"Wujing, you are good at craftsmanship!"

Yuexian smiled and praised General Dong's craftsmanship.

And Yuexian's extremely beautiful smile made General Dong quickly avert his gaze.

Why?

One is that the temptation of beauty is gender-neutral, and the other is her own sister.

General Dong's sister and him are one body and two souls, and some memories can be shared.

If my old sister sees this beautiful smiling face, I'm afraid she should be clamoring to come out and be a dog licker again.

Yuexian waved his hand and signaled Sha Wujing to go about his own business before continuing to think about his doubts.

He has many, many followers.

As long as you believe in the moon god, as long as you have something to do with the moon, the source of your belief is the moon god.

But it is impossible for everyone who believes in the Moon Immortal to be remembered by the Moon Immortal. It's not that they can't remember, but it's unnecessary.

In this era, there is no need for gods to guide human beings.

But the believer's problem is not this, but the Moon Immortal has a small sense of restraint.

bound?

Do human beliefs still have this drawback?

Yuexian denied this conjecture, after all, belief in tea poison is nonsense.

Humans need gods, but gods don't need humans.

Therefore, human belief is dispensable to immortal gods.

But where does this sense of restraint come from?

Yuexian never imagined that some dead monkey dug the hole for him.

It has to be said that Monkey King's disaster avoidance technique is still very powerful, even Yuexian didn't notice it for so long.

I can only instinctively feel that something is wrong.

Something is wrong?

If something is wrong, that's right!

Sun Wukong was very happy at this time.

Guess who he saw?

Chen Sunmi grew up!

Sun Wukong's eyeballs rolled around.

This can't be another wave of Moon Immortal?

For so many years, I have been beaten a lot...