Yuanshin: I hide and seek in Tivat

"Although this life is made by other people, it is still a supremely noble body."

"When I was created, the thunder all over the sky whispered a name - General Thunder!"

Fang Yue was dumbfounded, why don't you be Alsace?Can this be copied?And where did you find these lines?

"At the moment of my birth, the most beautiful bird in the sky brought the purest branches in the world and wove them into a headband for me!"

"On the earth, the most valiant beast has found beautiful flowers to adorn my headband."

"The strange beasts under the earth also brought the most solid foundation stone, built a high platform for me, waiting for my coronation!"

Hearing General Lei Dian brag about himself like this, Lei Yingying felt a little embarrassed.

It's over, it's over!

Others don't know, don't I know what you look like when you wake up?zero.

Chapter 649 Pull [-]: Sometimes the facts can be pretended

General Thunder continued to brag without blushing.

Even his own birth has been used for a long time.But it was fun to listen to at first, but when there were too many, everyone became a little numb.Anyway, how noble are you?Needless to say so long!

"After I finally took charge of Daozu, Daozu changed from the previous decline. Everywhere is full of prosperity!"

uh... this

Let alone players from other countries, even players from Daozuma's own country blushed a little.

As long as you are still thriving, your eye-hunting order almost killed Dao's wife, and you still sit outside your castle tower with thousands of hands and eyes!

We don't talk about you, you're still in the mood!

Perhaps because he knew that what was said here was a bit too much, General Lei Dian quickly brought it into the subsequent plot.

Generally speaking, it is how you are, how you are loved by the people!What good deeds have I done for Dao's wife!

Although General Lei Dian was a bit dumbfounded about "Nine Seven Seven", Dao's wife has been in power for so many years, and she can really say something.If this is for Lei Movie, keep his eyes in the dark!

But some of the government affairs that General Lei Dian said seemed very boring.

"This is a wrong direction!"

Ke Qing knew that General Lei Dian was finished.This is a bragging contest, whoever is interested in what you say.

Sure enough, after waiting for the story of General Thunder and Lightning to be told, most of the players clapped their hands, but it was a symbolic way of saving face. In fact, they felt bored.

[Comment on the story of General Thunderbolt. 】

[Plot: Except for the sound, there is no plot at all. 】

[Pretentious: It was okay at the beginning, but did you go off the beaten track? 】

[Blowing: A good hand is poorly played. 】

[Logic: Let you brag, not let you do a work summary report! 】

[Comprehensive evaluation: 2 points! 】

"Only 2 points!"

General Lei Dian's eyes widened, it shouldn't be, could it be that he didn't play well?

"Hehe." Lei Dianzhen covered his mouth and snickered, "You, why don't you come and sit down and see what others say!"

She thinks General Thunder and Lightning is so silly and cute, he can't even brag!

[I invite Osmandis to come on stage to brag, the next one, Beidou, please get ready. 】

Seeing the unreliable phenotype of Daozuma's ruler, La Er immediately came to the stage and said that he would show these guys what a king should be like!

When he came to the stage, he looked around disdainfully, and Ra Er said, "I am Ramses II, the king of the great empire, the pharaoh among the pharaohs, the king of kings!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, the momentum rose.It also instantly caught the hearts of the players, and they all wanted to see how this so-called king of kings was bragging about himself.

But what La Er said next made them a little dazed.

"What I'm going to say next, none of it is false, this is my personal experience! Guaranteed by my king!"

Now it makes people interested, is this person not bragging?

"My empire is more powerful, and I am also proficient in literature, arithmetic, architecture, military and other aspects of knowledge."

"My life is the longest among the pharaohs of all dynasties, bringing my people and my empire to the peak of that era!"

"Although you don't know the Abu Simbel Temple, Fang Yue must know that it is what I built!"

Fang Yue smiled wryly, this second puller is really awesome, there is no need to brag about his achievements at all, it is really like a show off.

The players looked at Fang Yue and nodded, thinking, this temple might not be a remarkable building, at least it should have been awesome at the time, otherwise La Er wouldn't have mentioned it specifically!

Afterwards came La Er's brilliant life. After listening to La Er's narration, many people began to change their views on this king.At first I thought it was a weird freak who hehehe every day, but I didn't expect it to be so awesome?

"Do you think this is the end?" La Er paused, and said, "Let me tell you, my attainments in astronomy and architecture are unparalleled."

You have passed it a bit, many players don't believe it.Maybe what you said is true, but if no one can match, it is still outrageous.

"I know you don't believe it, but I have evidence."

La Er was very confident, and immediately started his journey of pretending.

"It's still the Abu Simbel Temple I mentioned before, and I built it in the southern part of my empire."

"It's dark here all year round, and there are only two days a year when it can be exposed to direct sunlight. And do you know what time these two days are?"

Without waiting for the player to ask, Laer continued: "It's really my king's birthday and the day of his coronation."

Look, this is very pretentious.When you were still showing off your force, I had already widened the gap with you.After all, he who can only fight is a warrior, but he is a cultural person!

"Oh~~!"

Hearing this, Zhong Li became interested.He is also a master with a profound background, seeing that Laer doesn't seem to be lying, he immediately takes a look at him with admiration.

I thought to myself, when I have the chance, I must have a good chat with this person.

"Well, my king's knowledge can be regarded as awesome!"

La Er gave a good sound, and looked up at Gilgamesh, are you a hero king as good as me?

"Hehe, what you said is so powerful, if you don't have force, you will be killed by someone!"

Unexpectedly, Jin Xingxian didn't say anything yet, Hei Zhen couldn't sit still, she was extremely upset that La Er showed off her cultural level, she was a village girl, she couldn't write, you said this didn't hurt me?

"Hmph, I'm a king, how could I go to the battlefield so easily?" La Er dismissed it, but still said: "But not going to the battlefield doesn't mean that the king is weak... On the contrary, the king's combat power is very weak." Strong."

"Steam Sphinx, as long as it is an adult, each one has the combat power of a phantom species."

"You said it was there? Come and try!"

Speaking of Hei Zhen's major, Hei Zhen will immediately summon the Wyvern to touch Laer's hot sand sphinx.Today, I, the Witch of the Dragon, will teach you a cultured person.

"Yes you can!"

La Er is not embarrassed, what are you doing to me all the time, just when I have no temper.

"Calm down, you two!"

Fang Yue got up and told the two of them to stop, bragging, and you guys are blowing out your anger.

"What's wrong with him, if he insists on bragging about knowledge, I just don't like it!"

Hei Zhen sat back angrily. Being illiterate is her eternal pain.Didn't the British army just take a confession and lie to her that it was a bail?

In the end, she pleaded guilty in a muddleheaded way. Even though that person was Bai Zhen, it still made her unhappy!

The more Fang understood, it was poked at a sore spot.

"It's okay, I will teach you to recognize 0.0 characters in the future!"

"Really?"

"of course."

Anyway, Fang Yue is fine every day, so it's better to ask Hei Zhen to read and forget, this person has suffered from being uneducated!

"It's almost there!"

This is Hei Zhen's cessation.I kept thinking in my heart that when I learned how to read, I must find an opportunity to show off. It's a pity that the stubborn Bai Zhen is not here, otherwise I will be jealous of her!

When Hei Zhenyi interrupted, Laer almost forgot what he was talking about, so he could only finish it in the end!

[Evaluation of the story of Osmandis. 】

[Plot: You are asked to tell the story, but not your life. The story...do you understand? 】

[Pretentiousness: It is indeed pretentious, and it is very mellow. 】

[Blowing: There is no blowing, sometimes the facts can blow up! 】

[Logic: A hammer in the east and a mallet in the west. 】

[Comprehensive evaluation: 7 points! 】.

Chapter 650 Beidou's story is a bit tortuous

La Er didn't expect that he only scored 7 points, but he was not disappointed.After all, he played perfectly.

You still need to brag about pretending, but I can pretend without bragging.

[Please invite Beidou to come on stage to brag, the next one, Amber, please sit down and get ready. 】

"Okay, look at mine!"

After watching for so long, Beidou understood.There are also many kinds of pretense. You can’t just pretend to be for the sake of pretense, but you have to act casually to get high marks.

As for bragging, even if you don’t have to brag, it can still be effective. Isn’t pulling two a good example?

After taking a few sips of wine, Beidou told Xiangling, "You keep this meat skewer for me, I'll go up and fill one up first!"

"Go, sister Beidou. I don't like to eat this."

Xiangling thinks it's nothing, if Beidou likes to eat, keep it for her!

"What about the story I'm going to tell...fuck my skewers!"

Beidou had just started talking when he saw Ningguang pour the meat skewers into the pot.

What the hell?

Others are at a loss. The story you want to tell is a meat skewer, which is a bit strange.

"So can meat skewers be blown?"

Lei Movie didn't see the movement on Ningguang's side, so he thought that Beidou had developed some new routine.Her current story is a bit scattered, and it has been changed several times.

Seeing that Beidou has a new routine, he immediately concentrated his energy, so as to learn from it and enrich his own story.

She can talk about meat skewers, so I can also talk about a dumpling milk.

But looking at it, she felt something was wrong.Why did the Big Dipper on the stage run off the stage?

"Don't eat it all, save some for me!"

Poof~~!

I thought you were a new routine, but you turned out to be grabbing food.

"There are a lot of meat skewers, you tell yours first, and I'll get you some more later!"

Fang Yue didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this Big Dipper was doing it too, and rushed off the stage for a plate of meat skewers.

"That's it, then I'll let it go first, you can give me some more later, one plate is enough!"

"Understood, you go!"

Fang Yue didn't know what expression to use to face Beidou, how could such a domineering Yujie look like a child!

Beidou returned to the stage again, cleared his throat, and then resumed telling the story.

But with the previous interruption, no matter how you look at it now, everyone feels that Beidou's story may not be related to food.