Because I was afraid of death, I had to talk about love a few more times.

Seeing his calm expression, Hachiyanagi's teeth itch for some reason, and opened the note violently.

There was an extra line of youthful and forceful handwriting on the note: [Then how do you know I'm peeking at you if you don't look at me?And you deliberately hit my boa constrictor with a note, do you want to be swallowed by the boa constrictor? 】

At the end of the handwriting, there is also a cute kaomoji (?????) Kiss.

Seeing the shameless sophistry and obscene facial expressions, the eight willow girl clenched her teeth, turned her head and gave the boy a hard look, then put the note into her schoolbag, and stopped replying!

Hahaha...

Nakano Mayu secretly laughed in his heart.

Although Hachiyanagi was born in an izakaya, and has learned a lot of various dirty jokes or restricted content since she was a child, she is still a 17-year-old girl with a traditional personality.

I usually tell myself some entry-level dirty jokes, and I am like an adult being challenged by a kindergarten child, and I am too lazy to fight back against her.

If he was really at full strength, he would let this kind of dirty joke entry-level pure boy shyly 'tear and tear'!

Chapter 110 Nine Hell Jokes (Additional Chapter 2)

The eight-willow girl who had finally calmed down had just fallen into a serious state of listening to the class, when a new note bounced on the desk.

He looked in the direction where the note bounced, and saw that the young man was facing her with a 'modest gentleman.With a gentle and upright smile, she pointed at the new note on the desktop.

It may be that the deceptiveness of this smile is too strong, and even though Riho Hachiyanagi was bitten by a snake just now, she is not so afraid of Iwato.

After a moment of hesitation, she narrowed her eyes cautiously and opened the note, as if she was afraid that there would be some weird and perverted content inside that would dirty her eyes.

The self on the note showed strength, and it seemed that he was very serious when writing:

[Do you know what pastors of foreign churches envy Neon most? ?(?????)?]

Yaliu Risho frowned slightly when he saw the question on the note.

What do church pastors have to envy Neon?

She turned her head around for a long time but didn't think of the answer. Originally, she didn't want to continue violating classroom discipline, so she couldn't help but write down the note under the note out of curiosity:

[What is it? 】

After a while, the girl who received the note again couldn't wait to open the note.

【They envy the little boy who will fall from the neon sky (〃'▽'〃)】

"..."

Hachiyanagi Risho didn't put the note in his school bag this time, and after turning his head and glaring at the boy, he tore up the note and put it into a small garbage bag hanging by the desk.

She has already remembered this question-and-answer mode, which is the mode of hell jokes that have been popular in Yan country recently.

The corner of the girl's mouth twitched slightly at this moment, but it was not because of anger, but because she was suppressing a smile.

Because this joke is indeed a real hell joke for the Neon people. It is correct to be angry when they see it, but it somehow hit her point of laughter.

At this time, she wanted to laugh, but also felt that it would be impolite to laugh, and at this time in the silent classroom, everyone's attention was focused on the math teacher in front of her, and once she smiled, everyone might be watching... .

After repeated struggles, her pretty face was flushed red, and even her eyes were filled with mist.

In a panic, the girl turned her head and glared fiercely at the smiling boy.

This guy, how can he make such a joke, is he a neon man?

'Ding---'

But fortunately, the bell for the end of get out of class saved Hachiyanagi Riho who was already blushing.

As the teacher walked out of the class, the classroom suddenly became noisy.

"Pfft...hahahaha..." Under the cover of the chatter and laughter of the students, Hachiliu Riho laughed so hard that the panda trembled instantly.

But she always felt that it was impolite to laugh because of this kind of hell joke, so she quickly put her arms on the table and buried her head in it.

The laughter was also suppressed to the minimum, and only the girl's body could be seen twitching from time to time.

Those who didn't know thought he was crying because of Nakano Mayu...

"Baliujiang, do you like this type of joke? I still have a lot here..."

Nakano Mayu scratched his head, although he didn't understand where the girl in front of him was smiling, but he didn't mind making her smile more.

After all, it is always a pleasure to see a beautiful girl who laughs like a panda.

It's much more comfortable than seeing the little yellow hair trembling OO, right?

In the future, I have to go back to the Yanguo Internet to write down jokes from hell, so that I can see the trembling little panda anytime, anywhere in the future?

As soon as his thoughts diverged to Yan Country, a pretty face with a beautiful smile suddenly appeared in his mind.

That Yan country fellow doesn't know how life is going now?

That little fellow Lin Zhiqiu, I don’t know how things are going after returning to Yan Kingdom...

But I heard her mention that although her parents are at odds with each other, they seem to run some kind of company. Logically speaking, they should not be short of money, otherwise they would not have the money to send their daughter to Neon for medical treatment and to go to a private aristocratic college. up...

I don't think life will be bad...

I just don't know if her bipolar disorder has been cured...

I don't know if that little guy will come to Neon in the future...

After all, I was frightened by my miserable appearance at the time...

Thinking of the little girl from Yan Kingdom who was crying like pear blossoms with rain, he smiled, picked up his mobile phone and found the Line window of the two of them.

The last message was from him a year ago:

[The overeating pig: Bon voyage o(*￣3￣)o] (read)

I never received a reply from that little girl after that, she was obviously a mobile phone user when she was in neon, could it be that she forgot herself when she returned to Yan Country and met new friends?

[The overeating pig: I haven't responded to my messages for a year, do you know how I have passed this year!Lin Zhiqiu!You woman, you are so cruel!cat crying.JPG]

After sending it, he didn't expect a reply, so he put the phone away.

In order not to attract the attention of the classmates, Yaliu Risho forcibly restrained her smile at this time.

"You bastard! How can you make fun of this kind of thing?!"

The first thing the girl did when she suppressed her smile was to angrily yell at Nakano Mayu, who was still smiling beside her.

"Ah, I'm really sorry Hachiliu-chan, but I think you're laughing very happily, now you turn around and scold me when you're done laughing, is it really okay to have such a double standard?"

"Bastard... bastard, how can this be called a double standard! This is... this is..."

Hachiliu Risho, who was dumb for a while, became more and more soft-spoken, and finally could only look at the young man in front of him, speechless.

"Hey, Eight Willow Sauce, I still have a question similar to the one I just wanted to ask you..."

"I don't want to hear it!" Yaliu Risho was afraid that he would laugh again because of the extremely impolite joke, so he quickly shook his head and ran out of the classroom.

Looking at the slim figure disappearing outside the door,

He sat back on his seat, yawned a little boredly, and at the same time stretched his waist with his hands high, and pulled up the hem of his slim white shirt, revealing his two bumpy abdominal muscles!

The moment his abdominal muscles were exposed, the female students who were chatting and laughing in groups in the classroom suddenly fell silent at the same time.

Either furtively, or with hot and direct gazes at the belly of the teenager sitting in the penultimate row by the window.

Some experienced and bold girls swallowed quietly at this time, trying to walk towards him.

"Ok?"

The classroom that suddenly lowered the volume by half made Nakano Shinsuke also aware of the abnormality.

With a quick glance, he found the reason.

He quickly lowered his arms, and his bare abdominal muscles were covered under the white shirt again.

"Huh?" At this moment in the classroom, it seemed that disappointing sighs came from different voices from all directions at the same time.

Chapter 120 Little Huangmao: "I'm sorry, Yu-chan, this time I betrayed you again."

Nakano Shinsuke suddenly felt like a little sheep caught in a pack of hungry wolves, feeling a little uncomfortable all over.

I don't know why, some girls in the class seem to be less innocent than before?

"Asshole! How on earth did you develop your muscles!" While he was thinking, Jiro Huang Mao arrived as scheduled after class.

Jiro Huang Mao could clearly see the strange silence and sighs in the class just now. At this time, he lightly hammered the chest muscles he had become acquainted with, making a "bang bang" sound, and said enviously at the same time.

"Then do you want to exercise with me every day? Guaranteed that you can grow my muscles in two months..."

Nakano Mayu glanced at his frail figure and asked kindly.

"Are you trying to kill me?"

Unexpectedly, when Xiao Huangmao heard this sentence, he leaned back his upper body and looked at him in horror at the same time.

The two have known each other for so long, and of course the little yellow hair knows exactly how Nakano Shinsuke got the muscles on his body.

Not to mention exercising with him every day, just hearing the content of his exercise, Xiao Huangmao felt that his legs had begun to weaken.

That perverted way of exercising, and maintaining a high speed throughout the whole process, you have to sit down in one breath, without any rest time.

It's simply not something humans can do!

Yamada Jiro had doubted for a long time whether his close friend was the legendary superhuman.

Although extraordinary information still belongs to the level of urban legend among the folks, the high-level people can still learn a lot of insider information.

Huang Maojiro's father is a member of the Senate, and he is not low in the list, so he still has some understanding of this information.

But he never asked his best friend this question.

Because he didn't think it was necessary.

Regardless of whether Nakano Shinsuke is a transcendent or not, it will not have the slightest impact on the relationship between the two.

Just like he never humbled himself because he knew that his father was a member of parliament, he would not change his attitude because of whether this best friend was extraordinary.

So there is no need to ask about this kind of thing.

He Yamada Jiro will never change his attitude just because of the identity of the other party!

Unless he introduces himself to girls!

The little yellow hair poked Nakano Mayu's chest muscles enviously, and many thoughts flashed in his mind.

"By the way, Jiro, why do I feel that the girls in the class treat me a little differently today than before?" Nakano Mayu suddenly lowered his voice and asked with a puzzled face.

"Ah, this... this..."

When asked, Jiro Yamada suddenly froze and began to falter.

Seeing his expression, Nakano Shinsuke knew that this matter had something to do with him as soon as he frowned, so he put his arms around his neck and said with a smile: "Hehehe... It seems that Jiro-san you If you know the reason, let's go outside and talk about it!"

"Wait Yu-chan...ah no, Master Zhenyou, let go first, I'll tell you everything, let go first..."

Seeing Xiao Huangmao's look of 'don't hit, do it now', he also let go of his arm that was clamping Xiao Huangmao like an iron hoop.

"Come on, if you dare to run away, I will get rid of all those rare books you put in my house..." Nakano Mayu looked at him with a smile.

Although those 'treasures' were pressured by my sister, I had already disposed of them all.

But as long as the sufferer does not know that the hostage is not dead, it can be used as a threat.

"How can you repair it! How can you say such cruel words? You told me that these books are easy to use, but now you can use them to threaten me?!"

"One more word, and I'll deal with one!"

"Damn it!"

"One..."

"Don't, don't, Master Zhenyou, I said, it's actually me, ah no, the villain accidentally leaked your relationship with Hachiliu sauce last week... Hehe..."

After the little yellow hair finished speaking, he made a simple and honest expression and touched the back of his head, as if he wanted to pass the test with cuteness.

"Um?!"

Nakano Mayu let out a heavy doubt from his nasal cavity.

"Clarify to me, what is the relationship between me and Eight Willows that you let slip? Why did they slip up and their attitude became so subtle?"

The little yellow hair is still pretending to be crazy: "It's the ambiguous relationship that you planned to kiss with Yaliu sauce in the classroom that morning... Hehe... I said that I slipped my mouth. I'm sorry Yuchan, I really didn't mean it..."

He clasped his hands together and made a pitiful and frantic blinking gesture of apology.

"asshole!"