Ma'am, I like you!

Ma'am, I like you!Author: sure

Summary:

Accidentally reborn into the nostalgic era when the aura was just sprouting, but the world line has changed, the earth is still called the earth, and human beings are still human beings.

But Su Ming was not reborn as her original self, but became a woman with the same name and surname.

And most importantly, she's... married.

"Hey... wait, why is the other party a female name?"

"And a female president?"

The Bizarre Adventure of Briquettes 1

1. I am a cat

It is a black cat.

I don't know when I started to have consciousness.

When the eyes began to see the world, the black cat felt that he was very different.

Not only because the other brothers and sisters are white and have flowers, but it is as black as coal.

And also because siblings are kind of... goofy.

Of course, there are also some weird humans.

"It's time to eat, kittens!"

There was a call from a distance, but because it was so soft, the black cat's mother and siblings were still dozing off.

The black cat had to wake them up one by one.

Then the sound sounded again, and all the cats, including the black cat mother, came out of the nest.

Only the black cat walked lightly, walked slowly to the window of the ruined building, and looked at the girl with the beautiful hair tied up.

It knew that this girl was called Liao Mengyao.

It seems that before the black cats were born, she and another girl have been sending them food.

A younger brother told the black cat that he wanted to catch some mice to thank her.

But was dissuaded by the black cat.

It felt that if the younger brother did this, the two girls probably wouldn't come here in the future.

Then the younger brother caught a snake the next day.

The human named Liao Mengyao looked at the black and white younger brother who was crazily eating cat food, and the look of fear in his eyes obviously still remained.

But humans are really strange creatures, even if they are afraid, they will not run away.

Just as the black cat was sitting on the windows surrounded by gravel and exposed steel bars, looking at Liao Mengyao.

Those eyes looked at it.

"Little black cat!"

"Little human!"

The black cat also wanted to call it that way, but unfortunately all it yelled was "meow".

But although humans can't understand it, it doesn't mean that cats don't understand it.

The black cat was taught a lesson by its mother.

They have been living in the ruins for some time, because another savior got sick according to my mother.

That's why they were sent here. Some cats said why they didn't find a better place. It's cold to sleep here at night.

The black cat mother said that if they walked far away, the two humans would not be able to see them.

But when mother said this, she looked at the black cat from time to time.

The rest of the brothers and sisters forgot about it after listening to it, and just went to sleep, but the black cat felt that...they were still here, maybe it had something to do with him.

After that, every few days, that beautiful human girl would bring something to eat.

Occasionally there is an energetic girl with a ponytail.

Daily life repeats looking for food, sleeping, looking at the sky, basking in the sun, waiting for humans, being fed, and then looking for food to sleep...

Until one day, there was never a "human feeding team" of more than two people, and today there was a third person.

The black cat stood on the ruins, looking at the tall human, feeling a strange feeling in his heart.

It was as if... her eyes could see through all secrets.

Two or three days later, the black cat looked at the strange house and the cheerful girl with a ponytail.

"Fortunately, I met Sister Su Ming, otherwise I might really send you away."

While talking, the girl went to take out a can of red drink from the refrigerator.

After hesitating for a moment, he finally said in a low voice, "Just treat yourself as a reward" and then pulled away and started drinking.

"By the way, you don't have a name yet. What name should I give you?" Halfway through drinking, she suddenly remembered this.

"Name?" The black cat thinks that thing is useless.

"Seeing that you are as black as coal, let's call it 'briquette'."

After thinking for a long time, this human being came up with such a name.

The black cat felt that this human being was just like his younger brother, and not too smart.

"Don't you like it?" The human being wondered when he saw the black cat wagging its tail and yawning slowly.

"It's okay." The black cat meowed lightly.

"It's okay." Wen Qiaoqiao was relieved, and Ton Ton drank up the Bing Kuo Luo, which she didn't dare to drink before, in two gulps.

Briquette nodded.

Then it froze in the middle of the click, its pupils dilated, its mouth opened, and it suddenly looked up at the human.

This human being...can understand its speech?

Briquette's Bizarre Adventure 2

2. Be an elegant cat

The world has really changed.

Even small humans can understand cat language.

But to the relief of the coal ball, only this girl named Wen Qiaoqiao can understand.

And it's only roughly capable.

"Bricks, briquettes, it was reported today that there will be shooting stars."

meteor?

what is that?

Can you eat?

The briquettes lying on the sofa didn't feel the same way about Wen Qiaoqiao's excitement.

He opened his mouth and yawned, turned over lazily and continued to sleep.

These days, I don't know if it's because of the good food, but I'm getting more and more tired on weekdays.

It doesn't matter.

It was just a cat after all, an ordinary black cat.

No work, no school, no cooking.

"Ah, it's nice to be a cat."

Wen Qiaoqiao squatted down, resting her chin on her hands and watching the sleepy coal balls, she couldn't help sighing.

She also wanted to live such a fairy life.

But...the reason for the body...

Wen Qiaoqiao's face was a little sad, and at this moment, she suddenly heard a knock on the door.

At this time, my mother should be at work, and that woman is still at school, who could come here?

Could it be...

Wen Qiaoqiao's face changed slightly.

Although it has been a while since the gangster incident last time, Wen Qiaoqiao is still fresh in his memory.

Although the security of the apartment has been strengthened beyond 01:30, Wen Qiaoqiao still dare not relax her vigilance.

He ran to the kitchen and took a kitchen knife, then walked lightly to the door.

Standing on tiptoe, carefully looking out through the cat's eyes.

"call……"

Seeing the person standing outside the door, Wen Qiaoqiao breathed a sigh of relief.

Immediately, I also felt that I was a bit of post-traumatic stress disorder.

"Sister Su Ming, why are you here?!"

After opening the door, Wen Qiaoqiao looked surprised.

"Can I come and see you?" Su Ming smiled.

"However... your way of welcoming seems a bit special."

Su Ming looked at Wen Qiaoqiao's right hand.

"Ah, this is, this is a lesson to the coal ball." Wen Qiaoqiao slapped the coal ball on the face with a black pot.

The briquettes on the sofa moved their ears, which made sense.

Anyway, it is already very dark, and there is no shortage of this pot.

Just like that, Coal Ball opened her eyes, and saw the strange woman talking with the little master, and they were talking about ordinary things.

But before leaving, the woman gave Wen Qiaoqiao a small wooden thing.

Like a talisman?

At least that's what Wen Qiaoqiao said when Su Ming left and Wen Qiaoqiao observed with the briquettes.

In the evening, after each had their dinner.

The coal ball ran to the sink in the bathroom, just about to turn on the tap to drink some water.

But the body suddenly left the sink.

"Calball, hurry up! Let's watch the shooting star together!"

"Meow!"

He was forcibly hugged and ran up to the balcony, facing a gust of icy cold wind.

Briquette really doesn't know what the little master thinks.

Wouldn't it be nice to stay at home and play her games?

"Wow, briquettes, look how pure the sky is!"

Ah, so pure.

"Meow? (But can this be eaten?)"

"What? Food? You said you can't eat this starry sky?" Wen Qiaoqiao stared angrily, "It's too vulgar, briquettes!"

"Promise me, don't be like the raccoon cat of the Mengyao family, you must be an elegant cat from the vulgar taste in the future!"