The decent group was surprised to sit up and the villain was myself

"Does that mean I've lost my job?"

Yexing nodded.

"seems like it."

It's fun to ask yourself questions.

It's a little jumpy if played alone, but totally fine with two bodies.

They are almost used to this kind of gameplay.

The two lolis thought for a while and came to a conclusion.

"It doesn't matter, take the number!"

Go to work and die, it's still fun to play games.

Yelan has two accounts, one is for real life, such as school groups, company groups, and the like.

The other is a circle account with a very high concentration of Two-dimensional, and some game groups and sand sculpture groups are added.

Now I happen to have two bodies, one person and one account, and I can finally try the feeling of playing two accounts alone!

Then the two lolis went to the junk pile to move out the old computer that had been replaced before.

Although the model is a bit old, it can still be played.

After a brief cleaning, the two successfully got on the plane.

"Rush, rush, huh~"

"The law of victory has been confirmed."

The two are playing a well-known Heroes vs. MOBA competitive game. They directly queue with two accounts, one chooses the support and the other chooses the ADC, which is equivalent to two heroes for one person.

After entering the game.

Ye Xing and Ye Lan don't need to get in touch at all. They already know when to start fighting and when to run. The timing of their skills is very accurate, showing perfect coordination, and blowing up their opponents in the early stage.

"Huh? Surrendered?"

"Next one, next one."

The two played like this all morning, and didn't stop until they were hungry at noon.

"Hungry." Ye Lan let go of the mouse.

"Yeah." Yexing nodded.

"Order takeout."

"For two."

At this moment, Yelan suddenly noticed a problem.

Since you have two bodies, you have to bear the food expenses for two people!

The stomach can be separated.

When one is full, the other body is still hungry.

Ye Lan took out her mobile phone and looked at her savings. The number was barely close to four digits, and if she ordered two takeaways, it would be three digits!

Ye Xing covered his eyes and Ye Lan's eyes with his hands.

"Don't look, your heart will be hurt."

"Woooooo~"

Too late, already hurt.

Yelan propped herself on the floor in an orz posture, feeling extremely depressed.

"With no source of income now, how can this little money support the two of us? If this continues, I'm afraid I will soon have to cover a quilt in the bridge hole..."

Ye Xing patted Ye Lan's head, as if to comfort herself.

At this moment, the phone beeped.

It was the company leader who sent a message, as if asking her why she didn't go to work.

Ye Lan thought for a while, and directly sent an application for resignation, without explaining too many reasons, let alone telling him the truth.

The leader also accepted it after arguing with her for a while, saying that the salary would be settled and paid to her tomorrow.

"Well... With this money, I should be able to last for a while, so I have to find a new source of income quickly."

But Ye Lan looked at the petite and thin bodies of herself and Ye Xing.

"But what can I do now? No identification, a complete black household..."

But the faces are quite cute, like two perfect porcelain dolls full of craftsmanship.

"Hmm..."×2

The two lolis fell into thinking like this.

Chapter 3 Get angry, do you believe it?

"I seem to have overlooked something. Why did I become a loli, and even two lolis? I haven't figured out why."

Although it seemed a bit late, Ye Lan still found a blind spot.

This reminded her of what she said before going to bed yesterday.

She seemed to say she wanted to be a loli, then woke up the next morning different.

Then she also said that she wanted a soft and warm pillow, and Ye Xing was born.

"So that inexplicable wish can really come true!? So what is the principle!"

After realizing the cause of the matter, Ye Lan was speechless immediately.

"Then is it too late for me to want a lot of money?"

As a result, nothing happened, no matter how hard I tried.

Ye Lan could only do nothing about this.

She stretched, her petite body looked extremely slender under the sunlight coming in from the window, her movements were like a kitten stretching.

The baggy top was stuck at the lower end of the shoulders, and the old shoulders were very slippery.

Ye Xing just stood there dumbfounded watching the actions he made unconsciously.

"Wow~ horny."

Ye Lan looked at Ye Xing, her eyes stayed on her shoulders that were also old and slippery, her face flushed slightly.

"Whatever you look at, you're crazy too!"

Well, both bodies are her own, so it's a bit of a novelty to play with.

Yelan wanted to find a dress to put on, but found nothing suitable. How could she have a little lolita's clothes as a single man?

So just let it go.

It's a little inappropriate to go out now, so let's buy a few sets online and wear them when we come back.

Also, it will be more convenient to get the current body data before online shopping.

Fortunately, there are such weighing props at home.

"Hmm~ He is 1.4 meters tall and weighs more than [-] kilograms. It seems to be okay, a little thin."

Yelan blushed and touched her chest, it was soft and not bulging much, so she could only say that she was sorry for A.

It is estimated that there is no such group of fat, so it is so light.

Ye Xing looked at Ye Lan's actions with a hesitant expression.

"Originally a man, is it really okay to touch a girl's chest like this?"

"I'm adapting, adapting."

"Old man."

"I'm not old."

It is obvious that he is alone, but to play two roles to such an extent is already unbelievable to some extent.

I've been talking to myself all the time, I've been acting all the time, I've been comforting myself all the time.

I know myself best, and knowing what to say can relieve my current mood.

Leaving aside the fact of becoming a loli, it's still a bit of a compliment.

"Is it really okay to just accept the current identity like this?"

"Then what can I do... Anyway, I can't find a girlfriend in this life, and my social situation is a mess. If I can live a little easier by becoming a loli, then what's wrong with accepting the reality..."

Ye Lan squatted in the corner and drew circles, slowly accepting it.

"Live easier...do you mean lose your job and die at home?"

"Hey~ Don't tell such a cruel reality! I obviously avoided talking about it on purpose!"

Yelan let out a lovely cry, as if defeated by reality.

Yexing pondered.

"Well...sometimes I wonder, am I so good at acting?"

"Sparrow food."

After a while.

The takeaway for the two arrived.

Ye Lan and Ye Xing ate the same takeaway and continued to discuss about yesterday.

"Since what I said before going to bed yesterday came true, does that mean that all the elements have been realized?"

Ye Lan chewed the food in her mouth, her bulging face was as cute as a hamster storing food.

"I don't know~ it should be."

For example, if you want to become a loli, then you change, and you even buy one get one free.

Another example is that she wanted a soft and warm pillow, but she didn't expect the pillow to be her own.

Just outrageous.

Now repeat the exact words.

"Becoming a carefree little loli might be good, but if you are targeted by strange people and trained into a flannel ball, you will be finished. You must have the ability to protect yourself. If you don't want to fight, you will be invincible. It’s good that the danger can run super fast.”

"It would be nice to have a soft and warm pillow."

Both the first half of the first sentence and the second sentence have been implemented.

What about the second half of the first sentence?

Ye Lan stretched out her calf and placed it on Ye Xing's calf, which felt tender and soft to the touch.

"Hmm~"

Ye Xing stroked his smooth chin and said, "Does that mean we can run extremely fast now? Faster than national runners?"

"I don't know, it's possible."

Ye Lan's eyes lit up, and she said excitedly, "Why don't you try it!?"

Yexing pondered for a moment.

"Forget it, I don't have much space at home to use it, and now I'm too embarrassed to go out. Let's try to go out when the clothes I bought online arrive."

"Okay~"

Then the room fell silent, save for the sound of two people eating lunch.

"How about... let's take a shower later?"

"Bathing in broad daylight... I think you are curious about your current body, right? Abnormal."

"How can anyone scold themselves!"