My card guy, not Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Hey——!!! DARKNESS, you fucking thing! You can't provoke me even if you provoke dragons and tigers, and I can't stand you even if I can't bear shit and pee! Today, you will defeat me!!!"

"DUEL!"

【President LP: 8000, ROLL Points: 5】

【Mr.T LP: 8000, ROLL points: 2】

……

"Jie Jie Jie, in this way, you are also a member of the 'Tauren' I am waiting for, so I will make you hate it immediately Jie Jie Jie..."

"Goo, kill me!"

"Evil tauren, accept the purification of 'pure love' from us!"

"No, I want to fall into the light...to become the shape of pure love—"

"My wave, so powerful!" Judai, who had just pushed open the gate of the branch, jumped back suddenly, almost bumping into Wanzhangmu behind him, "What are you doing!?"

What was reflected in his bewildered eyes was a chaotic scene.I saw the students in red school uniforms divided into two groups, one group tied the magic card [Mental Operation] to their heads, with beggarly and hateful smiles on their faces, laughing strangely, looking extremely annoying.

In the other batch, the monster cards tied to their heads are cute sister cards.Most of them are [Black Magic Girl]—printed version cards.

They were gathering in twos and forming a large group in the hall, fighting each other.While playing cards, he also brought extremely exaggerated words and deeds, and the scene... how should I put it, it was extremely grassy?

"Meow, are you all freshmen meow?" A squint-eyed young man wearing glasses came over with a smile on his face, "I'm Daitokuji, the branch dean of the Special Recruitment Institute. It's nothing special, but it's from our branch. [Tauren Cup] Contest Meow. Which side of the Tauren and the Pure Love Party can occupy the right to speak in this court—it’s such a boring contest meow.”

"[Tauren Cup]!? Sounds so interesting, can I join in too!?" As soon as he heard that there were cards to play, Judai immediately became excited. Looking at the teacher of Dade Temple, as if afraid that he would refuse.

"Of course you can, meow. It's a big contest in name, but it's actually a big melee meow. If you want to join them, you have to decide your own camp first. Freshmen, do you have cards that transfer control in your deck?"

"How is it possible, heroes never...beautiful..." Judai, who was about to veto it, suddenly froze.He slowly looked at the duel board, and a card popped out of the deck automatically, fell to the ground, and was exposed to everyone's eyes face up.

Trap card, [swap heroes]!

"A tauren joins the battlefield, meow!" The teacher of Dade Temple shouted into the hall, and cheers and curses rang out.

Judai rushed into the hall with a complicated expression on his face.Although there are cards to play, it is the first time that my mood is so complicated.And the teacher of Dade Temple turned his eyes to You Wuji who was looking him up and down, and the smile on his face remained unchanged: "Freshman, do you want to join too?"

"...Why not?" The corners of You Wuji's mouth twitched slightly, and then the smile gradually exaggerated, laughing loudly, laughing maniacally, laughing ferociously, so ferocious that Teacher Dade Temple couldn't help worrying about his facial muscle cramps.

He saw that in the Pure Love Party, some people had the Daika of half-dragon maids on their heads.

"You are your mother's pure love party! You dog, I skinned you today!"

In front of the teacher of Dade Temple, You Wuji stuffed a stack of cards into the deck.Intensive Manipulation × 3, Great Arrest × 3, Simple Fusion × 1, Thousand Eyes Sacrifice God × 1.

The teacher of Dade Temple watched You Wuji transforming into a violent savage into the battlefield and shrugged his shoulders.

"A tauren joins the battlefield meow!"

……

Ritual Majin · Qing branch, girls use open-air hot springs.

The hazy mist covered Miaoman's jade body, and the blond girl let out a long and satisfied sigh, relaxing her body in the comfortable warm water.

"Ah, it's floating again... Really, I hate it, don't get bigger!"

"Heh... it's better to be older, little girl." A cold and unfamiliar female voice sounded, and Tianshangyuan Asuka was taken aback suddenly.Students who come to take a hot spring?No, this feeling... is full of malice!

In the next instant, the pitch-black field expanded, dispelling the hazy white mist.Ella's perfect jade body can be seen at a glance, the towering and proud Pu Niu Pu Niu who is still shaking Pu Niu Pu Niu, slender waist, astringent mermaid line, slender legs...

That is a peerless jade body that any human woman would be ashamed of, bringing the golden ratio to perfection!

Ella looked down at the blond girl condescendingly, with a charming and malicious evil smile on her face.

"Okay...say it again. The script is about to start loading."

36 Punching the old dog to death

"Who!?" Asuka stood up abruptly, the violent action caused water to splash, and Pu Niu Pu Niu also swayed up and down greatly.Although not as good as Ella, the youthful and beautiful body of the female high school student is also looming in the hazy mist.

"Hehe... who is it? My concubine's name is Ella, the one who weaves the script." The Queen of Chaos, who was as pure as a baby, put her arms under Puniu Puniu, holding her up as if to emphasize it, and behind her The pitch-black despair surged and turned into invisible tentacles, "Tianshangin, Asuka... let's start with you, let's stage the prologue of the script!"

"I don't understand what you're talking about...but it looks like it's coming with malicious intent. Then—" Asuka jumped out, landing a front flip against the wall.She reached out and pressed a certain raised place, and the wall turned over, revealing the densely packed... dueling disks! ?

Watching Asuka put the duel disk on her arm, Ayla's pupils flashed a flash of astonishment, she opened her mouth in surprise, and leaned back tactically: "Why...there is a mechanism in the hot spring!? And it's hidden inside, Duel Disk!?"

"Although it is a 'school' in name, the dueling academy is actually a military facility for training fighters. Isn't it natural that there are weapons hidden in various places?" Asuka, who only had a dueling disk all over her body, showed a confident smile on her face again, " And of course, both the machine and the card are waterproofed... You want to take me down easily while I'm in the hot springs and unarmed? It's a pity that that plan has gone bankrupt."

"My deck and clothes are kept together, so I will use the academy-style deck that comes with this dueling disk. Be prepared, invaders!"

Asuka's eyes were serious, her body bent down suddenly, and the soft skin with a blush was still dripping with water. The two unrestrained puniupuniu swayed violently with the movements of the master, making the shy blush climb up quietly. The pretty face of the blond girl.

Although both sides are girls, but... a naked duel or something, how shameful!Isn't this... isn't it the same as the 18 banned movies that those annoying boys like to watch the most! ?

"Hmm... I won't show mercy! I'll beat you with all my strength!" Asuka held the dueling plate to ensure that the two things in the way wouldn't sway casually, she said in shame and indignation.

"...Oh, you made a mistake, little girl. The reason why I choose to do it when you are naked is not for the convenience of the concubine, but...to make you suffer less." chuckled With a sound, Ella Shiran stretched out her left arm.The pitch-black despair surged, and on her white and smooth arms condensed a pitch-black duel disk, as well as the card group in the storage board.The dark purple lines permeated the socket of her left eye, which added a touch of coquettishness and evil to Ella's beautiful face, just like an alluring enchantress.

"Now, since you have rejected my concubine's kindness, then...kneel down and tremble in the abyss of fear and despair!"

The berserk momentum spread in a circle, blowing everything around Ella flying.The smile on the face of the Queen of Chaos is as playful and cruel as a cat playing with a mouse, her eyes are as sharp as a scalpel, and she keeps walking on Asuka's body, as if... a queen thinking about how to train a bitch! ?

Asuka shivered shiveringly.She was 100% sure that it wasn't because of the temperature of the air, but because Ella's eyes were too naked and... full of aggression!It's like a big bad wolf who can't wait to eat her up!

This woman, could it be... a hot dog person! ?

(Hotdog people pissed off!)

"Hmm... a dangerous person..." Asuka took a step back unconsciously.When the younger sister was in danger, where was the long-sexed and useless elder brother who was always thinking about messing around with each other?Ah, speaking of which, this is a women's bathroom, so it can't be there...

"Hehe... well, time is running out. It's time to bury you in the abyss of despair." Ella licked the corner of her mouth, staring at Asuka in the opposite direction, eyes as greedy as a beast.Another identity, another face, another body, can play with my dear, that's more.

Asuka glanced around, and found that the dark mist had turned into a closed cage, sealing off the open-air hot spring.Although it is extremely embarrassing, but now... no matter how reluctant, I have no choice but to do it!

Wearing the LV mirror that matched the duel disk, the blond girl's eyes froze.Thanks to the blessing of his elder brother Tianshangyuan Fubuki, he is very familiar with the standard deck of Duel Academy, and he can perfectly display the power of this deck.

"DUEL!"×2

[Ella LP: 8000, ROLL Points: 2]

【Asuka LP: 8000, ROLL Points: 1】

"It seems that you are very unlucky today, little girl. Then the concubine will be the first to attack!" Seeing the result of the ROLL point, Ella showed a wicked smile on her face, that undisguised possessiveness The desire is also more obvious, so Asuka can't help but block the two bulges with the duel plate: "You you you you you, what are you looking at, you homo!"

"Homo!?" Ella was taken aback for a moment, and then became angry, "Nonsense! The concubine is a serious heterosexual! She has a husband!"

"Besides, even if I'm really a homo, I don't like a dead girl like you!"

Anxious, Ella didn't care about the queen's demeanor and aura, and directly inserted a card in her hand into the magic trap area: "Activate a magic card, [one-on-one]! Put the monster card [Iron Beast] in your hand Front Nabel] Send it to the graveyard as a cost. Special Summon 1 Lv1 monster from your hand or deck!"

"That look in your eyes looks like a homo! And even the operation is a homo-specific impatient!" Asuka retorted loudly, and at the same time discarded a card in the hand into the graveyard, "Discard the [Grey Liuli] in the hand, [One-on-one] effect is invalid!"

Wearing a white kimono, the three-headed aunt with a wide forehead punched through the magic card activated by Ella, and her middle finger almost reached the face of the Queen of Chaos.She doesn't care about homosexuality or not, she is only responsible for Kang!

"Is it invalid? Then, [Nabel] who was sent to the cemetery, the effect is activated!" Seeing that the magic card was knocked out, Ella's eyes became a little more serious, and she forcibly suppressed the anger in her heart—of course, she It has been decided to "tune and teach" Asuka afterwards, so that she can clearly understand who can be offended and who can't be offended in society.

With a wave of the Queen of Chaos, the barrier between the present world and the cemetery was opened, and a chain was thrown from the hand of Nabel in the cemetery, and flew into Ayla's card storage library, dragged a card out, and added it to her hand : "Once per turn, this card with the same name can only be activated when this card is sent to the Graveyard. Add 1 [Iron Beast] monster from the Deck to your hand, except the card with the same name."

"I will add [Iron Beast Battlefront Frakdur] to my hand and activate its effect." Abandoning the horses I just retrieved into the cemetery, Ayla folded her arms to support the heavy Puniu Puniu, "The card with the same name Once per turn, you can send this card from your hand or field to the Graveyard. Send 1 Beast, Beast-Warrior, or Bird-Beast monster with level 1 or lower from your Deck to the Graveyard."

"I will send Lv1 [Lyric Robin-Diamond Sparrow] in the card group to the graveyard."

The barrier between reality and the underworld was opened again, and the centaur holding a crossbow took the initiative to jump into the underworld, entrusting the hope of victory to his companions.At the same time as he jumped out, the arrow in his hand shot out, piercing through Ayla's deck, and bringing a card into the graveyard together.This is not a death penalty, but... a necessary sacrifice!

"Send the monster to the cemetery, are you preparing to revive?" Asuka glanced at the card in her hand.The remaining number of cards in the hand is 4: Three-eyed monster, stockings, meteorite, and the instrument of Ala messiah.This is stable, it is impossible to lose!

The hand pit was interrupted until the opposite side couldn't move, even if it was forced to open, it would still eat meteorites.In the next round, the brave griffin, the three-eyed monster, the one-horned rabbit, the tree, the anaconda, and the phoenix... Oh, why are they singing! ?

Asuka is still in a daze, but Ella's operation is still going on.She ruthlessly moved a card in her hand into and out of the magic trap area, and the Pu Niu Pu Niu on her chest swayed with this large movement, making itchy ripples: "Activate the magic card, [Lyric Robin-Bird Calling]! You can only activate 1 card with the same name per turn. Select 1 [Lyric Robin] monster from your Deck, add it to your hand or send it to the Graveyard."

"Add 【Lyric Robin-Turquoise Warbler】to your hand!"

Asuka's hand pit can't stop Ella's retrieval, so she can only watch.The turquoise warbler in the hand, the sparrow in the cemetery... Sure enough, that's why I sent the monsters from the deck to the cemetery.

This Ella is not bad.It's just a pity that this level is not ranked in the duel academy!

Without exploring Asuka's inner thoughts, Ella showed the card she had just retrieved with a cold face: "The [Turquoise Warbler] in the hand, when there are no monsters on the field, can be Special Summoned from the hand card without chaining. .Afterwards, her ② effect is activated. Cards with the same name can only be activated once per turn, when this card is successfully Special Summoned from your hand. Select 1 [Lyric Robin] monster from your hand or Graveyard and Special Summon it."

A bird-like song rang out, and golden feathers fluttered down.Like the legendary monster "Happy", the half-human, half-bird girls embrace each other, while stretching their voices to their heart's content, while slowly descending from the sky, light and free, like a carefree bird.

1!

Seeing that the turquoise warbler was not disturbed and just descended on her monster area as usual, Ella nodded slightly: "Effect, activate. I'm targeting the [Drilling Sparrow] in the cemetery——"

But the Queen couldn't complete her words, and was forcibly interrupted by Asuka: "You can't revive anything! Discard the [Effect Coverer] in your hand, and invalidate the effect of [Turquoise Warbler]!"

"... Tsk, it's pretty easy to pick out." Ella gritted her silver teeth lightly, and her tone was rather unwilling.And Asuka looked at the haughty queen deflated, she was in a happy mood, and the corner of her mouth raised a sweet arc, and sent the card in her hand to the cemetery.

In the monster area, a Harpy girl with golden feathers is preparing to sing and invite friends.But at this moment, the blue-haired elder sister in black silk came out from nowhere, and the ribbon-like wings on her back suddenly stretched out, strangling Jingque's neck like a rope, as if she was about to Wrap her tightly like sending her to the grave.

The turquoise warbler struggled desperately, finally got rid of the fate of being sent to the cemetery just like that, her face was filled with the joy of narrow escape and = and horror.Isn't it that all of you are so irritable?

There was a deep purple bruise on her neck that looked like she had been hanged. It was obvious that she couldn't sing anymore, and the effect was naturally ineffective.

Looking at the only 2 cards left in her hand, Ella's face was still cold, and she didn't feel surprised or gave up at all.Grey, silk stockings are really affordable.However, even after eating these two hand pits, she still exists, and she can recover from the decline!

"Activate the magic card, [Simple Fusion]! Special summon the Lv1 fusion monster [Lyric Robin-Independent Nightingale] from the Extra Deck as a Fusion Summon from the Extra Deck!"

With a cruel and icy smile on her face, Ella's two jade hands clasped together, as if to show the forgiveness of the goddess of dawn: "O stray bird in a cage, merge with the inner voice, sing alone Silent night! Fusion call!"

At Ella's call, the bright red and dark blue feathers fluttered down.In the darkness shrouded in darkness, mournful songs sounded like weeping and admiring.The nightingale, independent from the flock, flapped her wings, and sang with cruel grace for the victims in the night.

She knew that there was only one situation in which she could enter the construction, and that was... as a material, to summon the monster that brought endless despair.

... But having said that, why is it full fruit! ?

Nightingale, wandering in the dark night, stared at Asuka's two groups opposite, then turned her head to stare at Ella's two groups, and finally lowered her head to stare at her own two groups.

Then the whole bird was ORZed.

【Lyric Robin-Independent Nightingale】【Effect】【Fusion】

[Race: Bird and Beast] [Lv1] [Attribute: Wind]

【ATK: 1000】【DEF: 0】

2!

"Attack power 1000, effect, salty... no, a viewing card!" Seeing the very powerful monster summoned by Ella at first glance, Asuka cautiously read through the LV mirror word by word. ] effect, and then let out a sigh of relief.

Although it has the complete resistance of "not affected by the effects of other cards", the mere 500 blood burning and 1000 attack points are not enough.Moreover, since you have a simple fusion in your hand, you should shoot it at the beginning, and add an extra [Millennium Eyes Sacrificial God] to prevent the hand pit. The monsters in the [Lyric Robin] field are obviously all Lv1. R1 can be stacked after the sacrifice is used up. Isn't the compatibility very good?

As if she had understood Asuka's thoughts, Ella's mouth swayed with a sinister smile that everything was under control, and slowly raised the last remaining card in her hand: "You must be thinking, why am I not with you?" Start to activate [Simple Fusion] and pull out the [Millennium Eyes Sacrificial God] anti-hand pit...right?"

"Because I want to make sure that the cards in your hand can't stop this monster from coming!" Aila's cold voice was trembling, which is the power of forbidden cards!

"Little girl, open your eyes and look carefully, this is the last monster you will see in your life!"

"Liberate [Turquoise Warbler] and [Independent Nightingale], the superior calls!"

"Look, this is the resentment of the celestial body, absolutely invincible, and the ultimate power!"

"King's Landing—[Tyrant Neptune]!!!"

37 So whose script is it? (5000 words)

"Jie Jie Jie, the lackey of DARKNESS dares to put his hand into my territory, then die to me! Today, I want you to die a miserable, miserable, miserable death!"

The president, Jie Jie, smiled strangely, and drew 5 initial cards from the top of the deck.On the opposite side of him, Mr. T, who was substituted into the Dueling Academy by the tenth generation through the residual power attached to [Blood Demon-D], had an ugly face and was forced to fight. The dark weapon turned into a duel disk and was placed on his chest .

Originally thought that this was just a relaxed and happy action, but he didn't expect that the reckless man of Destroyed Light, who seemed careless, had actually planned it secretly.With the help of the president of the student union, most of the Dueling Academy is probably already in the hands of the light of destruction, right?

——Light of Destruction, you played me so hard!

Mr. T couldn't help but gritted his teeth, his expression was vicious.

On the other side of him, the president of the "Apostle of Disillusioned Light" was already grinning strangely, and began to operate on his own: "Main stage 1. Usually summon monsters, come on, my beloved general!" 【Xiang Jian Teacher - Mo Xie]!"

The moment the card in the chairman's hand touched the duel plate, a sonorous sword sound resounded through the sky.The fierce sword energy tore apart, and in the dense water-blue light, a female swordsman holding the famous sword Moxie came dancing with his sword.The sword master named after the sword has cold eyes, and the long sword in his hand is pointing at the dark person opposite, with a clear killing intent, and wants to fulfill the mission at the beginning of his birth, to expel the foreign enemies that threaten the planet and life.

[Phase Sword Master - Mo Xie] [Effect]

[Race: Magic Dragon] [Lv4] [Attribute: Water]

【ATK: 1700】【DEF: 1800】

"[Sword Master]..." Mr. T felt the fighting spirit and killing intent of the female soldier, and knew that it was a card spirit. Under the sunglasses, there was an abyss of darkness in his eyes.

A card I've never heard of before... Is it an elf born from the shattered light?

Originally, DARKNESS, which roams the universe, would not mistake the local guardians bred by the planet for elves bred by the light of destruction.However, under the cover of a certain script madman and the misleading of No. 114514 Mr.T, this is just an inconspicuous part of the script that has come naturally.