My card guy, not Yu-Gi-Oh!
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"My turn." Leather Leard drew 5 starting cards from the top of the deck, with an extremely wretched expression on his face.The previous ROLL point ended with him winning, so he gets initiative.
Nigelhold was wearing a black cloak.The face and exposed parts are not the body, but a data stream composed of countless 0s and 1s, which looks particularly cyberpunk.
And Leather Leard not only has a bad reputation, but his attire can only be described as a tragedy.Cheering for both sides... There is no such thing as the millions of viewers overwhelmingly demanded that Ned Hogg kill the fat pig on the other side.
"Hee hee hee... Excuse me, let me think about it..." Leather Leard made a disgusting sound, and kept rubbing his hand cards, making a disturbing "papa" sound.
"Ah, it's coming again!" "This fat pig, hurry up and die!" "Orphan without a horse!" The audience complained and cursed.
This is Leather Leard's tactic - burning the rope.The rules stipulate that each duelist has a maximum of 3 minutes of thinking time per round.He will definitely control the time accurately to the second, and end his operation exactly at the last second, ensuring that he spends 3 minutes of thinking time in each round, so as to irritate the opponent and make the opponent make a mistake in judgment when he is not calm.
Hitomi Xingjian chuckled across the screen, unmoved at all.That's it?
He directly handed it over to the smart AI for hosting—anyway, this deck is so brainless to the extreme, there is no need to adapt it at all, just write the program and run it automatically.It can be called one of the ultimate self-closing decks.
Hitomi Hoshimi turned on the small screen to look at the stocks, licked the fire dragon's tail with both hands, and hummed a little tune.
On the field, Leather Leard saw that Ned Hogg was unmoved like a dummy, and he didn't feel annoyed. He just sneered "hee hee hee".Most of the opponents who duel with him can indeed maintain their sanity at the beginning.But this is like boiling an eagle, it is the mental torture of boiling a frog in warm water.He is looking forward to how long Ned Hogg can hold on, and what kind of expression he will have when he is furious!
Leather Leard remained unmoved by everyone's abuse.It wasn't until 2 minutes and 55 seconds that he operated at an extremely fast speed: "Cover a monster inside! Cover 1 cards, it's over!"
Watching the game through the translucent screen, Xingjian Tong put the tip of the fire dragon's tail in his mouth, and said vaguely: "That's it? The essence of the dead three has not been learned. It's not half of the 29 and a half minutes of Little Red Toilet Disgusting people."
"Woooo~" the fire dragon let out a whine begging for mercy.This is too exciting for the unprofessional electronics big sister!
Rubbing cards is still essentially a competition between people.And competition is always about winners and losers.Therefore, in addition to the poker game, there are also various out-of-the-box tricks.Rope burning is just the basics, and Hitomi Hoshimi has tasted it many times.
"But this fat pig still reminds me of bad memories... Let him go bankrupt later, and ask some gang leaders to 'take care' of him."
"woooooooo~~"
"A pig is a pig."
"Woooooo~~~"
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This book does not allude to any real people or things, and any similarity is purely coincidental.
All the extreme descriptions in this book, both the initiator and the recipient are pure friendship, please do not over-interpret (convinced)
If there are dead fat pigs and pig dutiful sons who feel offended-who do you send it to?Give you a face?You bite me (tactical back)
19 He doesn't care!
The moment the 3 minutes arrive, the round changes hands.It is Nidhogg's card drawing stage.
"My turn, draw a card." The neutral electronic synthesizer sounded, and Ned Hogg drew a card from the top of the deck, his movements a little stiff.But everyone didn't care, just thought it was an unstable network connection.
"Preparation phase, main phase 1. I overwrite 5 cards. The end of the round—"
"Hey hee hee, I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry to urinate, and I need to apply to go to the toilet. There is no need to suspend the game, I will definitely be back in 3 minutes." Leather Leard showed a well-planned and disgusting smile.
"CNM!" "Planting! NMSL!" "Eat shit, go fat pig!" The audience was in a stable mood—meaning stable and irritable.
This is also one of the methods that Leather Leard often uses. If you feel unwell during the duel, you can leave the field to go to the bathroom after calling the referee.Usually he dawdles in the toilet for 2 and a half minutes.When there was no dueling disc before, he would use his unwashed hands to directly pick up the opponent's card to watch, licking his lips while watching, and kept rubbing his fingers on the card.Continue to wear down the other person's patience.
Will it block the alley?He is a member of European and American circles, with his full stack of buffs...he will definitely not be the one who suffers in the end!
AI-hosted Nid Hogg doesn't matter.So with the referee's permission, Fat Pig went to the bathroom.
"Tsk, disgusting!" Seto Kaiba, who was watching the battle, couldn't help but spit, and he had already put this fat pig on the blacklist of Haima Company.In the future, all products of the company will no longer be directly sold to them, and they will not be allowed to participate in any activities and competitions operated by Haima Company. Haima's own ranking of duelists in the world will also directly divide it into -3 level-the disgusting lower three Abuse!
So, how would Ned Hogg respond... Anyway, if it was Haima, he would have sent his men in black to the community to send warmth in a rage.
Nigelhold stood there silently, without any movement.Because the face is a data stream composed of countless 0s and 1s, no one can see his expression, and naturally he cannot know how he is feeling.However, think it is still within the range of tolerance?
He doesn't care!
Time passed by every minute and every second.At 2 minutes and 55 seconds, Pig Leard stuck on the line with a disgusting grin on his greasy and ugly face: "Sorry sorry, I tried to speed up. I didn't even have time to wash my hands." Huh hee hee~"
As he spoke, he stretched out his short, fat fingers and showed them to Ned Hogg, as if he was afraid that Ned Hogg would not believe him.Then as expected, more shouts and curses were harvested.
It's hard to imagine a person being so shameless.You must know that this match is not only open to the millions of duelists who log in to LINK VRAINS, but also broadcast worldwide.
Taking the lead with Paradis, followed by Haima Company, and sponsored by countless world-leading companies, it can be said that except for no-man's land and extremely backward areas, everyone on the planet is watching this game, and—— People, Nied Hogg and Pig Leard.Pig Leard himself knew about this, and it was clearly written in the entry manual.
And knowing this, he still chooses to do this in front of the whole world... It can be called the biggest and worst social death in human history.In some respects, this person's spirit far surpassed Hitomi Hoshimi's prediction.
What an amazing guy!Even Hoshimi Hitomi felt a little fear!
On the field, Fat Pig didn't receive any feedback from Nid Hogg, and he wasn't annoyed. He still had that stupid smile that was so cheap that one wanted to punch him down.
"Hehehe... Ned Hogsang's turn is over, right? Then it's my turn! Draw a card!" Drawing a card from the top of the deck, Fat Pig replenished the number of cards in his hand to three.
"Hey hee hee hee, let me think about it..." This time it didn't last for 3 minutes, but only patted the belly drum for 1 minute. The fat pig chose a card from his hand and stuffed it into the magic trap area. , "Then activate the magic card, Flaming Hell! Give the opponent 1 LP damage, then... then... give yourself 1000 LP damage!?"
"Hey hey hey, no, people are most afraid of pain! I'm sorry, Ned Hogsang, please make a sacrifice!" Fat Pig had an exaggerated and funny expression on his face, and pressed a button on the duel plate. Chain Fire Hell, activated the cover card that he covered in the first round.
"Launch a counterattack trap, hell's cold gun! When you receive damage outside of battle, transfer it to the opponent! The 500 points of damage I should have received will be borne by Ned Hogsang! What a generosity, Ned Hogsang !"
The flames swept towards Ned Hogg, and at the same time, there were exploding gunshots, which were about to cut off Ned Hogg's LP.
[Ned Hogg LP: 8000→7500→6500]
The fat pig stared closely at Nidhogg in the flames, trying to see any wavering or anger from his body movements.However, he was disappointed.Even though he was in the flames, even though he was humiliated to this point, Ned Hogg still did not waver in the slightest, just like a bloodless, tearless, emotionless robot.He has always been indifferent!
For a moment, Fat Pig himself was shaken: Could it be that the one facing him is the indifferent monster in urban legend! ?Or, simply a dummy! ?
No, it's impossible.Paradis's network technology is the best in the world. Absolutely no one can hide from Paradis's super firewall on the Internet, at least in the network accessed through the LV mirror!Even the legendary hacker Ned Hogg is absolutely impossible!
Unless the supreme controller of Paradis, the man who is equivalent to the king of the world-Hitomi Hoshimi, opens the back door in person.But is it possible?He's just a hacker who hides his head and hides his face. What right does he have to be treated specially by Hitomi Hoshimi?
Shaking his head to get rid of the wild thoughts in his head, Fat Pig looked at Nid Hogg who was still not expressing anything, and a trace of undetectable solemnity flashed in his narrow eyes—after all, his triangular eyes were too small.
Let me see if you are real, it doesn't matter anyway!
"My turn is not over yet, reverse summon the monster I covered. Invisible Bird! When this card is successfully reverse summoned, deal 1000LP damage to the opponent!"
The card covered by the fat pig in the first round was reversed, and the body shape from the bottom of the card was an almost completely transparent bird.It let out an ugly cry, and rushed towards Ned Hogg, trying to grab Ned Hogg with its two sharp claws.
And at this moment, Ned Hogg finally made a move, but it wasn't the kind Fat Pig expected: "Chain effect, C2, activate trap card."
One of the five cards covered by Nid Hogg was flipped over, and he showed the front to everyone present, including Fat Pig.
That card is—
"Trap card, virtual world. Choose a Field Spell from the deck, add it to your hand or activate it on the field. Actually activate Field Spell on the opponent's turn!? Player Nidhogg, what card are you going to activate—! !!" At this time, the host, who was passive and slowed down because of the fat pig, seemed to have finally remembered his own job, and began to interpret the card effect aloud.
"Field magic!? Could it be that some kind of field magic should be used to counteract the damage... But why didn't the fire hell be chained before..."
But Ned Hogg's operations were not over yet.He clicked on the duel board, and opened the second cover card: "Chain effect, C2, activate trap card."
"Oh many! Player Nidhogg, the trap card is fired twice! This time it is a trap card, self-satisfied! Deal damage to the opponent's monsters on the opponent's field × 500 points! But fat... Player Pig Leard's There is only 1 monster on the field, and it can only deal 500 points of damage!" The host raised the microphone and roared loudly.
"Hmph, just 500 points of damage—"
However, the operation of Nidhogg, or Hitomi Hoshimi's hosting AI, is far from over.
"Chain effect, C4, activate a trap card." "Oh, it's a trap card again this time, with a built-in machine gun! Deal damage to the opponent's hand card and the number of cards on the field × 200 points! On the field of Pig Leard player There is 1 monster invisible bird and 1 covering magic trap, the number of cards in hand is 2, a total of 4 cards, 800 points of damage!"
"Chain effect, C5, activate a trap card." "Oh, what is it this time? Well, [Disturbance Trio], special summon 3 disturbance tokens on the opponent's field. This token cannot be a higher-level Summoned and liberated. When the Disturb Token is destroyed, the controller will receive 1 points of damage per one... It seems very meaningless... Hey, wait a minute?"
"Chain effect, C6, activate quick attack magic." "Hey... hey? Quick attack magic, chain critical strike. It can only be activated after chain 2, and the opponent will be given basic points. The number of chains accumulated when this card is activated × 400 points of damage. The same If there are multiple times of activation of the same name card in the chain, this card cannot be activated... When the chain critical strike is activated, it is chain 6, that is to say..."
"6×400, 2400 points of damage!? It's a powerful blow comparable to a direct attack from a high-level monster!!!"
"Nani!?" Fat Pig's expression changed.
"Alright! Legendary hacker, beat that fat pig!" Many duelists in the audience cheered.They wished they were Ned Hogg, and beat the fat pig to death in various ways on stage.
"Chain, reverse processing." Ned Hogg's cold electronic voice sounded.To the fat pig's ears, it was as terrifying as the footsteps of the god of death.
The first thing to come is the chain critical strike with the number of chains accumulated to 6. 6 iron chains wrapped in flames bombarded the fat pig's belly at an extremely fast speed, the impact was so big that he almost vomited out his undigested breakfast.
"Wow! How come, why is the impact so great——"
【Fat Pig LP: 8000→5600】
Then came C5. Three strange-looking disturbance tokens appeared in the fat pig's monster area squatting, and gave him a wink.
"What are you... Wow, I don't need you, get out!" The fat pig who reacted screamed and punched and kicked the disturbance token, but it was of no use.
Then there is C4.In the area where the card was activated, the ground below turned over, revealing a Gatling with blue flames, aiming at the fat pig——fire!Da da da da da da da!The originally not very dense bullets, with the help of the "hit here" wooden sign pointing at the fat pig in the hands of the three disruptors, seemed to have eyes, staring at the fat pig and shooting, resulting in a higher than expected harm!
"Oh, this... so, because of the chain reverse processing, the disrupting trio is activated before the built-in machine gun, so there are 3 more cards on Pig Leard's field, and the damage caused has increased by 600 points. That's 1400 points of damage!" The host explained suddenly.Most of the audience also understood it, and a small number of people such as Jouchi didn't understand it, but in short, it's enough to play well!
"Wow!!" Gatling's blue-fired bullet hit Fat Pig's stomach again, knocking him down to the ground.
【Fat Pig LP: 5600→4200】
C3 followed.This time, the bodies of the invisible bird and the three disturbing derivatives exuded a scarlet light, as if their souls were separated from their bodies, and they blasted towards the fat pig's master—it was still the same belly as a ball!
"Wow!!!"
【Fat Pig LP: 4200→2200】
"Oh! Fat pig player, LP enters the red line!"
Finally there is C2, the virtual world.Nidhogg chooses 1 card from the deck and activates it directly in the field area.It was a field magic called [Magic Bell Cave]. Countless stalactites intertwined, like the giant mouth of a monster, waiting to be nourished by the blood of the next sacrifice.
"Ha...hahaha, is it over? Legendary hacker, this is it!? I still have LP left!" He didn't even bother to continue the ridiculous performance, "Take the 1000 damage from the invisible bird!"
The invisible bird flapped its wings, grabbed Ned Hogg twice with its sharp claws, and then flew back to the fat pig's field.Nid Hogg remained unmoved, as if the person who was hurt was not himself.
[Ned Hogg LP: 6500→5500]
"It's not over yet, you owe me, I want to get it back ten times! In the battle stage, the invisible bird attacked—what's the matter with the invisible bird!?" The fat pig watched as the invisible bird on his field was struck by the magic circle lit up on the stalactites. Repressed and unable to move, he said in surprise.
"Oh! The effect of the magic clock hole, the side with the most monsters on the field cannot activate the monster's effect, nor can it declare an attack!" The referee said loudly. The transparent screen shows the effect of the magic clock hole.
After reading the effect of the magic clock hole word by word, Fat Pig's complexion went from bewildered to ashen to distorted.He knew that he was finished.
His card group is an effect damage card group that makes people's blood pressure full.His other backcourt is the supergravity net, which is used to limit the attacks of monsters with 4 stars and above.In this way, you can use the invisible bird's effect of covering yourself once a round, constantly reducing the opponent's LP, and finally win.
And this means that his deck is different from those decks that win by attacking, and there is no need to clear the opponent's backcourt at all.Just close your eyes and you're done.
In other words, in his deck - there is no wind.
And even if he wanted to use the invisible bird to cut the blood, he couldn't activate the effect because of the suppression of the magic clock hole.
There are indeed some blood-cutting magic traps in his deck, such as the flame hell.But if you think about it with your ass, you know that the blood reduction speed of those cards can't keep up with the opposite Ned Hogg - he was cut from full blood to 2200 in one round!
At that moment, Fat Pig seemed to see that the skeletal Grim Reaper was waving at him, and let out a creepy grin.
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20 Wars! War Never Changes!
After that, Nieder Hogg did not get to usher in his second round.Because before that, Fat Pig, who knew that the victory was actually divided, covered the LP on the duel plate by himself and surrendered.
There were no cheers of victory, nor taunts of condescension.After the referee declared Ned Hogg the victory, he immediately left the battle platform and entered the special seats for the contestants, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, as if preparing to watch the battle.
The contestants who came to say hello could only get a nod from him, which was neither salty nor dull, and they encountered soft nails.So after a while, no one paid attention to him, and let him lean in the shadows.
"Tch, what a stinky guy..." Cheng Nei stared at Nidhogg angrily, and curled his lips.He is one of the people who touch soft nails.
"Hmph, this is normal. After all, we are opponents, fighters fighting for honor or bonuses. It is strange to want to make friends." Cobra said with a sneer, and glanced at everyone around him with indifference .It was supposed to be a provocation with malicious intentions, but it received a response that the vast majority of contestants agreed with—it should be like this!
Cheng Nei shrank his neck resentfully, stood beside the autistic Malik, and stopped talking.
On the side, Seto Kaiba watched all the contestants with cold eyes, and ranked them according to his senses.
There were a total of 12 contestants, and Fat Pig was sent off by Ned Hogg, so there were still 11 contestants left.Among them, Seto Kaiba, Ned Hogg, and the mercenary who called himself Cobra, Hitomi Hoshimi's bodyguard, were undoubtedly the first-tier players.Their aura is completely different from others.
Then Malik, Jouchi, and that sissy young master with pink hair who glared at him viciously.These three people can barely watch, they can be regarded as the middle class players in the second tier.
The rest are basically rotten fish and rotten shrimp, and they are just here to make up the numbers and go through the motions... Unless there is really that kind of expert who hides deep and hides in the city.However, the probability is lower than that of Haima's starting hand 3 Bailong 2 Bailing, just pass the first round empty.
"Then, start the second game immediately! Lottery machine, Go—————————————————————————!!!"
"The contestant is———"
Above the duel arena, the lottery machine has already given the result.The host shouted out the serial numbers of both parties.
"Contestant No. 3, against contestant No. 11!!!"
"Legendary mercenary, Cobra VS down-and-out heir of the genre, Lightning teacher, Samejima conscript!!!"
Hearing his code name, Cobra was not hypocritical. With a flick of the cloak behind him, he directly used the teleportation function of the LV mirror to teleport to the center of the duel field, turning into a gigantic giant.And Samejima, who looked about to be in his late 30s, but was already in the Mediterranean, pulled the white cloth on his head fiercely, as if to cheer himself up.
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