Euphemia thought for a while, then picked up the rapier leaning against the corner of the table, and flipped down from the window sill.
Neil is obviously extremely resistant to intercourse with monsters. If a monster attacks him, he will definitely fight back.
But she herself is quite aware of the difficulty of the monsters, whether she can beat them or not, it is very troublesome.
Anyway, my previous actions did bring trouble to Neil, and this time it happened to be an opportunity to help him out as a gift in return.
So Euphemia, who turned over from the window, went to the window sill of Neil's room, and saw the monster that was violently attacking Neil, and stabbed it with a sword without thinking.
However, the monster's strength seemed to be much stronger than what he thought, and he reacted all of a sudden, and even sealed his rapier tightly in her palm with just his hands.
Euphemia had no choice but to let go of her weapon, and instead used her own excellent physical ability to attack, but she was easily dealt with by the opponent, and even Yu Yun continued to speak.
However, at this moment, Neil, who was holding a double blade, pushed her and the monster back at once.
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What the hell is this...
Neil looked at Euphemia and Jun Furugo, who were sitting on the bed and chair respectively, with weird eyes. The scene reminded him of classic scenes in various anime.
Could this be considered a Shura field?
But it's not right, neither of these two guys likes me, and I don't feel the slightest about these two fucked things.How could the situation of the protagonist of the harem Asahi be reduced to himself?
"Hey, that's how it is..."
Jun Kogo rubbed his chin and winked at Neil and Euphemia.
"It's no wonder that Officer Neil doesn't like me so much. It turns out that he already has a master."
She ignored Euphemia's staring eyes and smiled like a madam.
"It's better to talk about this kind of thing earlier. After all, Officer Neil doesn't have any smell of other monsters on his body, so it's easy to cause misunderstandings."
"I have nothing to do with this person, don't talk nonsense."
Euphemia glared at her who was smiling, and said through gritted teeth.
"I understand, I understand. After all, vampires are honest. We have met many such guests."
"But girl, as a well-informed businessman, I have to advise you. Now that you are sure, get the smell quickly, otherwise if you are taken first by other monsters, you will not even have a chance to cry."
"It's really not possible. There are also a lot of small props in the store to add fun and make the two of you more frank. As a regular customer of this store, I can also specially let you use it first and pay later, and provide various technical guidance services during the process .Don't worry, you two will definitely let the value for money linger."
"How dare you take out that pile of things, I will drive you out of the city even if I am half disabled!"
Neil viciously raised the blade of mercy and pointed at Jun Kogo who was about to take something out of the box. He sighed after seeing her finally stop under his threat.
"Yuphilia, this is Jun Gogo, a raccoon dog. Today he mainly gave me the custom-made weapons. It's just that he wanted to buy and sell by force before he started attacking me."
"Hey, what is forced buying and selling? I just want to teach a little lesson to the guest officials who don't respect us at all."
"Shut up, wait until I clear up this damn misunderstanding. Don't make things more and more complicated for me that can be explained clearly in a few sentences!"
After saying another word to Jun Guxiang, he continued to speak to her who was dissatisfied with her mouth curled up.
"Her name is Euphemia. She is a half-vampire. She lives in the same hotel as me for the time being. I have known you through some connections. I probably found you in my room tonight and thought you were coming to attack me, so I ran over to help you." I got it right, right?"
While talking, Neil looked at Euphemia with a questioning look, and heaved a sigh of relief after the latter nodded.
"OK, the misunderstanding is resolved, the two of you should hurry back to your respective rooms, it's getting late, take a good rest, we all have a bright future, so let's walk slowly."
"Eh? Half-vampire? Are you Megan's daughter?"
However, after Guxiang Jun frowned a little, he clapped his palm with a sudden realization and asked.
"You know my mother?"
Euphemia froze for a moment, looking at Jun Furugo who was looking up and down and smiling.
"Duchess Meghan, of course I know her, she was still a big customer of mine at that time,"
She gave an auntie smile and looked at Euphemia who was confused.
"Tsk tsk, so in a sense, you were born with my help."
"What the hell, you delivered her back then? How long have you lived?"
Neil stared blankly at Jun Gu Xiang, the smile on the latter's face froze, he turned to him, and said with a smile.
"Officer Neil, it's very impolite to ask a woman's age. Next time you ask this kind of question again, I will really slap you and make you lie in bed for several years."
"Ahem... When I didn't say it, you continue..."
Jun Kogo snorted coldly, and then continued talking to Euphemia who had a curious expression on her face.
"Megan and your father had just met at the time. You must be aware of the virtues of vampires, and you can't embarrass yourself at all."
Speaking of this, Guxiang Jun's face suddenly revealed an evil smile.
"So I really can't see it, and secretly replaced the herbs in the incense burner of dreams that I sold to her with garlic powder and forbidden love."
Seeing Jun Kogo who was smiling, black lines appeared on the foreheads of Neil and Euphemia.
For vampires, garlic is a dangerous substance that blurs reason and only knows about the pursuit of happiness.Forbidden love, on the other hand, is the vanilla of the demon world who can keep compulsively calm in the joy of intercourse, and can clearly see that she is constantly asking for gestures from her husband.
When these two things are used together, it can be said to be a special anti-tsundere medicine against vampires.
"If you calculate the time like this, it seems that you will be born a few years later. But at that time, I had already gone on business in various places. I only knew that the duchess had a daughter, but I didn't expect it to be You."
Guxiang Jun's eyes lit up immediately, and he rubbed his hands excitedly.
"Or it's simply fate. One is the daughter of a regular customer, and the other is a regular customer. You two might as well choose a date or hit a date, and just enjoy yourself here tonight."
"You must know that we have a lot of good things here. It will definitely make the two of you enjoy your first time unforgettable. Moreover, there is an experienced person here to provide technical guidance to ensure that the poses are rich and varied."
"Besides, if the two of you get married here, we as merchants will be very pleased. At that time, the whole family will have three generations under the same roof, and our reputation of bringing together two generations will also become a good story among monsters. Wouldn't it be wonderful?"
Furugo Junji, who was beaming, responded with the rapier and short blade pointed almost at the same time, and the roar of the two.
"Shut up, you unscrupulous profiteer!"
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Volume 37: Journey to Borowy: Chapter 37 Chapter [-] A Beautiful Life
Although they were not close acquaintances, Neil and Euphemia quickly reached an agreement, that is, even in the state of a monster, Jun Xiang was still an unscrupulous profiteer.
Whether it is trying to injure Neil to earn a healing fee, or secretly changing the incense burner for Countess Meghan, and now frantically selling all kinds of lovers' items from the devil world to the two, it's not what normal people can do at all. things.
Looking at the two people who share the same hatred, Gu Xiangchun couldn't help curling his lips.
"Hey, I'm really thinking about the happy future of you two. It just so happens that we have a lot of high-quality and cheap props here, but after passing this village, there will be no such shop."
"Stop talking nonsense, you unscrupulous profiteer, you just want to make more money."
Neil gritted his teeth and said, Euphemia couldn't help but nodded in agreement.
"Guest Neil, how can you doubt the kindness of a conscientious businessman who has been in business for many years?"
Guxiang Jun's distressed look made Neil not hesitate at all, and said with a pair of dead fish eyes.
"If you really have a conscience, then leave as soon as possible. Oh, and don't let me leak my identity information to other unmarried monsters!"
"Officer Neil doesn't want his information to be leaked to other monsters?"
Gu Xiangchun tilted his head, and the tone of knowingly asking made Neilton lose his temper for a while.
"Nonsense, of course I don't want to, I don't want to be used as a backup by some monsters who haven't found a partner."
"Oh, okay."
Jun Guxiang rolled his eyes, then stretched out his hand, shaking his fingers.
"What are you doing..."
"Pay money, don't you have to spend money to buy information?"
She said it as a matter of course.
"And your news should have been sold to many monsters. You asked me to delete it immediately. The money has to be calculated according to the buyout system."
Nilton felt his blood pressure suddenly rise.
"You took my identity information and sold it privately, and I need to pay you another money to buy this information back after it's over? You're an operating capitalist who will tear up when you see it!"
"Although I don't know who the capitalist is, I also feel very sorry about it."
Neil cast a vicious glance at Gu Xiangchun, who is not afraid of boiling water for a dead pig, and as if about to pierce the purse, he took out a sum of money and threw it into her hands.
"Thank you for your patronage, you are indeed an excellent guest officer."
Guxiang Jun immediately beamed with joy, took out a booklet from his arms, tore off a page, and handed it to Neil.
"Since it's getting late, I won't disturb your delicate sleep. I wish you a happy life in the future."
She quickly put the suitcase on her back, stepped back with a smile, and came to the door of the room.
"Oh, by the way, you really don't plan to buy an incense burner. Even if you don't use it with the lady next to you, it can relieve many physiological needs during your single trip..."
"No plan! Get out! Climb!"
Under Neil's murderous eyes, Jun Guxiang shook his head regretfully, and then closed the door.
As for where she will go in the future, Neil has no plans, and there is no need to care about it.
He glanced at the note in his hand, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Did this profiteer even guess his noble status...
No matter how rogue you are, you still have the strength and experience you should have.
"Well... Now that she's gone, it's time for me to go back..."
Just as Neil sighed and felt emotional in his heart, Euphemia, who had been sitting on the bed, also said with some embarrassment.
After all, Guxiang Chundu has already left, plus what she said just now.I still stay here, as if nothing is right.
"Ah, it's all thanks to you tonight, otherwise I'm afraid I'd really be beaten up by that profiteer, and then I'd be robbed of a fortune in medical expenses."
Neil waved his hands weakly, and muttered silently.
"Although in the end I was tricked for a fortune..."
"It's nothing... After all, we did cause you trouble, and this reward should be paid."
Euphemia stood up with a somewhat tangled expression, and then walked to the window sill.
Although she came to help, she suddenly heard the embarrassing things about her parents by accident, and her heart was quite complicated.
How should I put it...it was really just an accident.
After Gu Xiangjun who caused trouble left, Neil also turned his attention to Euphemia who was about to leave.
The aftertaste that he didn't pay attention to just now, the faint smell of Xiangmu is now slowly lingering in his nose, making him sniff subconsciously.
Speaking of it, she seems to have just taken a shower...
Looking at the towel wrapped around Euphemia's head and the light pajamas on her body, Neil couldn't help but feel weird.
That is... a vacuum?
Gan, what are you thinking, I am not a master alchemist.
Neil couldn't help shaking his head, turned his head away, and waited until Euphemia came out from the window sill before turning around.
He put the Blade of Mercy that he had been using for defense back on the table, and couldn't help sighing again.
Thankfully Euphemia is a half-vampire...
Gu Xiangjun is obviously an old and shrewd profiteer, and his language is quite inflammatory.
If there were other monsters next to him, maybe they were really moved, and then they bought an incense burner directly from Guxiang Junna, and practiced it with Neil on the spot.
Well, it really works out in practice...
After all, the concept of monsters is basically just to see the right eye, even if it is like now that you have no feeling for men at all, and you want to try it when you are tempted by the businessman, and then you go straight to the outrageous thing pushed by a random person nearby It's not uncommon either.
Moreover, I am afraid that this is not the first time Gu Xiangjun has done this kind of thing.
After all, he is that dead eight-year-old profiteer.
He sat on the chair and looked at the blade of mercy quietly placed on the table.
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