What if all the beautiful girls I don't like like me Author: SMPZ
When Ye Yang was 12 years old, he was sent to a strange orphanage. From then on, girls who liked him began to appear frequently. Ye Yang thought it was God's blessing to make up for his rough life, but he didn't expect that those girls would It's... Sickly writing with caution... [Scheming dark thriller style, the heroine is not a brainless hatchet style, the hero is an ordinary person, not a saint, female attacking male receiving type! 】
Chapter 1 I was thinking fart cha?
"My name is Ye Yang. I'm 15 years old. I'm pretty and cute. My grades are mediocre. I spent two and a half years practicing in Yinghua Middle School. If you ask me why I look up at the sky at a 45° angle, it's because I'm thinking about farts!"
"What are you thinking about? I'm thinking about our school's campus goddess, Lin Ruoxue, who is throwing her arms around me in front of everyone."
......
Lin Ruoxue is Ye Yang's classmate, and also the treasure girl he has had a crush on for two and a half years.
As for why Lin Ruoxue is said to be a treasure girl, it is because Lin Ruoxue not only ranks first in Yinghua Middle School in terms of appearance, but also ranks first in grades in the school.
Not to mention being gentle and humble, she is still a rich young lady.
Who doesn't like this?Anyway, Ye Yang thought of himself as a rough, ordinary person, the only difference was that he was seated in the second-to-last row by the window in the class.
The rear row by the window is unique in the world.
However, the protagonist's seat did not bring him the protagonist's buff, at least Ye Yang is still just an obscure and humble crush.
But Ye Yang doesn't think he is a dog licker, because his crush is his crush, and he has never lowered his head in front of the girl he likes.
What Ye Yang wanted was not the Lin Ruoxue who licked her, but the Lin Ruoxue who he chased after through his unremitting efforts!
But for some reason, Lin Ruoxue was very humble and gentle towards everyone else, but she seemed a little irritable and bored towards him.
This Ye Yang didn't inflate his narcissism to think that Lin Ruoxue is different from him because he likes him, but that he really seems to hate him a little bit?
It goes without saying that Lin Ruoxue is popular, at least 90.00% of the boys in the class have confessed to her.
Of course they all failed, including his deskmate Zhao Yu.
Zhao Yu is not only his deskmate, but also his good gay friend, good flirtatious friend, the two are in the Zaan region of the Canyon Alliance, and they are called "Canyon Mom Hunter", a Yasuo and a blind monk are the two The year and a half had a lot of fun.
In the words of their way: "Only the strong can keep their mother in Zaan."
But the "orphan"-like duo, the mother obviously couldn't keep it.
Ye Yang didn't care, he didn't have a real mother or a real father, he was really an orphan.
My goddamn dad and my goddamn mother abandoned him when he was 12 years old because of debts.
However, the two still had some conscience, at least they sent him to the orphanage welfare center in Yinghua City, which would not make Ye Yang starve to death.
Although he was born in an orphanage, Ye Yang has no inferiority complex at all.
Because besides not being able to sing and dance rap, I am proficient in cooking, laundry, and cleaning.
Originally, he was pretty and cute, but if he couldn't get close to a rich loli, it would be more than enough to be with a rich woman. According to his words: It's better to shake your legs in an air-conditioned room than move bricks in the hot summer!
Don't blame him for his stupid thoughts now, he is a precocious child, a realistic child, and a dreamy child.
What is his dream?
His dream is simple and simple, that is to find a good wife like Lin Ruoxue who is rich and beautiful.
No, he was thinking about fart while sitting in his seat right now.
It's just that "danger" is approaching him step by step.
"Student Ye Yang? Classmate Ye Yang!"
"Huh? Here!"
Ye Yang stared at the sullen young female teacher in front of him, feeling a little at a loss for what to do.
"What are you doing! Go stand outside the corridor for me! My class dares to be distracted and daydream!"
"Yeah sorry!"
Ye Yang's face turned crimson because of the sudden attention from the surrounding eyes.
The long and curved eyelashes, pure and clear eyes, the looming small mouth, coupled with a little aggrieved expression, looks exactly like a wronged little milk dog.
This caused some girls in the class to look sideways, but Lin Ruoxue's eyes were not there.
Ye Yang didn't hesitate, he stood up and patted the creases on his trouser legs, and then he was about to walk out of the classroom.
In fact, he was very happy in his heart, because when he walked out, he could see the girl sitting in the front row again, and today his goal was achieved.
"Ye Yang, remember to hold your head up when you walk over! Although you have been punished, you should behave more casually in front of Lin Ruoxue!"
Thinking of this, Ye Yang slowed down a bit, in order to pass by Lin Ruoxue, so that he could see Lin Ruoxue's face more and smell the girl's fragrance more.
It's a pity that Lin Ruoxue seemed to just buried her head in her own business, and didn't raise her head to look at Ye Yang more.
"Hey, today is another day of failure."
Ye Yang sighed slightly, and walked out of the classroom as straight as possible.
"I'm such an idiot. I was punished by the teacher, but I still wanted to be handsome in front of Lin Ruoxue! Isn't this self-indulgent? But...Lin Ruoxue is really beautiful today! She looks so good in a dress."
Not long after, Ye Yang, who was standing in the corridor, couldn't help laughing again.
"Hey, Lin Ruoxue just holds my hand, don't need to kiss me! Hehe..."
Seeing Ye Yang who was looking like an idiot in front of him, Zhao Yu couldn't help waving his hands in front of him.
"Boy Ye Yang, are you thinking about farts again?"
Ye Yang was not angry at the familiar voice that sounded beside his ear, but just replied lightly:
"If people don't even fart in this world, then the youth of Comrade Zhao Yu, the canyon mother hunter, will be over. How come you, Zhao Yu?"
Zhao Yu didn't reply, and the two just raised the corners of their mouths slightly at the same time.
The powerful in Zaun don't need language to communicate!
......
The young female teacher Yang Lili just now was Ye Yang's class teacher. The reason why she was angry with Ye Yang was because she knew about Ye Yang's background.
Obviously such a poor boy didn't study hard, and he knew how to think about things all day long.
Just thinking about this, Yang Lili suddenly felt a feeling of hatred for iron and steel. After all, Ye Yang's brain is not stupid, but he just lives too much.
The woman decided to call Ye Yang to the office to give him a good lecture after school, hoping to make him "reform".
It's a pity how could Ye Yang's bastard thoughts be changed because of her.
The last class in the afternoon finally rang the bell.
"Lin Ruoxue, please help me to call Ye Yang from the corridor to come to the office." Yang Lili walked to Lin Ruoxue and said.
"Okay, Teacher Yang."
Lin Ruoxue smiled slightly, turned around and left the office, her refreshing breath was still in the air.
At this time, there was Zhao Yu with an embarrassed face and Ye Yang with a pleasant face in the corridor, but Lin Ruoxue was not very good.
"Student Ye Yang, the head teacher told you to go to the office..."
Before Lin Ruoxue said a word, she went straight into the classroom and began to pack her things, but in Ye Yang's heart, it was enough.
"Today, I talked to her again!"
Chapter 2 Yang Lili's Lecture
"The wind is blowing, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return when he is gone."
But Ye Yang didn't think that he was "going to die". He thought that Yang Lili came to him just to achieve something. After all, he had potential, but he just learned too much.
What does it mean to learn Buddhism?
I should eat and drink, I will listen to class, I will hand in homework, I will sleep when my classmates do their homework, I will sleep when my classmates stay up late, I will stay with my classmates for self-study at night, and I will go home and play games voluntarily.
This way of learning, the grades are not ordinary, Ye Yang himself thinks there is a ghost!
Now that he is "running to the battlefield", he is not in a panic, anyway, the number of times he goes to the office to drink tea is not bad.
It's just that when Ye Yang approached the door, he found that there was something wrong with Yang Lili today?
At least he thinks so from his point of view, after all, the young woman in front of him is holding an iron ruler with a sullen expression on her face!
"Are you going to suffer some flesh and blood today?"
Ye Yang couldn't help frowning, and he couldn't help but feel a little thumping in his heart, but he was afraid and cowardly, what was supposed to come would still come, and he could only comfort himself in his heart:
"Ye Yang, let's face it with a smile, Aoli! Report to Teacher Yang, is there anything you can do to find me?"
After hearing the sound, Yang Lili noticed Ye Yang at the door with a nervous expression on his face.
"You are here, come in first, remember to close the door."
"Huh? Do you want to close the door..."
"Huh what? Is there anything surprising about closing the door?"
"Teacher Yang, you are not going to beat me up, are you?" Ye Yang's face suddenly became a little nervous.
"Why should I beat you?"
The corners of Yang Lili's eyes twitched.
"Come here and sit down quickly! The teacher has something to tell you."
"Okay, Teacher Yang."
Seeing that Yang Lili didn't seem to want to beat him up, Ye Yang was no longer worried.
"Student Ye Yang, do you think you study hard enough?"
"Huh? Work hard! Teacher Yang, I'm trying my best to study all the time!"
"Oh? Really? Why do I smell a little brazenness."
Yang Lili adjusted her glasses, and at the same time sighed in her heart. After many exchanges in the office in the past few years, the cute boy in front of her has lost the shyness she used to have, and now she looks like an old man.
"Teacher Yang, how can this be called shameless! This is obviously my answer from the bottom of my heart!"
"What the hell..." Yang Lili rolled her eyes and almost couldn't help swearing.
"Forget it, I won't talk nonsense with you, Ye Yang, you promised the teacher last time that you won't be distracted and daydreaming in my class. It's only been a few days, and you... oh That's not like something a man who claimed to keep his promises would do..."
"..."
"Teacher Yang, I made a mistake about sleeping during the day and distracting myself. I will definitely correct it when I give it the last chance!"
After apologizing, Ye Yang didn't dare to say another word, but just lowered his head and stood aside, looking a little aggrieved.
The corner of Yang Lili's mouth curled up, but she didn't say anything.
"Student Ye Yang, the teacher is not blaming you, but the teacher hopes that you can spend more time on your studies. After all, you still have great potential. Don't fool around with your deskmate Zhao Yu for a day. Your family situation You also know that you still have to be responsible for your own future."
"Zhao Yu???"
Ye Yang raised his head, looked at Yang Lili in surprise, and immediately rolled his eyes.
"Hmm... yes! Teacher Yang, blame Zhao Yu! He was the one discussing the game today. Didn't I just get tricked..."
"Oh? This rat shit, for real!"
Yang Lili was a little angry because she wondered if Zhao Yu had led Ye Yang badly. After all, although Ye Yang's grades were average, he was still obedient, and this student had nearly full marks in every subject.
Once the general department broke out, it would not be impossible to catch up with Lin Ruoxue at work.Although all of this is just if, but she, Yang Lili, is confident to turn the if into a certainty.
"Ye Yang, go and help me call Zhao Yu over here! The teacher needs to talk to him about life."
"Okay, I'm going now."
Seeing Ye Yang leaving quickly, Yang Lili felt a little puzzled.
"This kid? Why do I feel like I'm gloating?"
......
Zhao Yu in the corridor is bored with his life in the harem, but he doesn't know that a "chat" that will be engraved in his heart is waiting for him.
"Hey! Zhao Er, old Zhao Er, the teacher in charge has something to do with you, so he told you to come in quickly!"
Seeing Ye Yang with a snickering face in front of him, Zhao Yu couldn't help being a little puzzled.
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