The Global Human Body: Starting with Tom the Swordsman

The long-tailed monitor lizard on the ground is ready to go.

"Oh!"

This slap, which accumulated the endless anger of the monitor lizard, directly slapped the white mist into the ground.

The monitor lizard was still puzzled, and slapped Bai Wu's entire cat body into a thin piece of paper.

The sudden change of situation directly frightened Jiang Yaoyao, who hung up to watch the battle, feeling sad.

It's over, the master swordsman has been photographed as a meatloaf.

She also wanted to wait for the end of this battle to ask the other party about the fairy-like swordsmanship, but the master hit GG in the blink of an eye.

"Hiss~"

Seeing this, the giant lizard's eyes showed pleasure and uncontrollable pain.

Although he slapped the little bug to death, he himself was also severely injured. He had to harvest the life in the unfinished building to stabilize his injury.

Carefully turning his head to the side, the long tongue of the thorn whip gently wrapped around the knight's sword, and pulled it out. The bright red blood mixed with light gold immediately flowed unstoppably.

The damage caused to him by this sword was not light.

Chapter 7 Don't talk about the setting with the protagonist of the comedy

The giant lizard looked at the knight's sword, and when he thought that all the wounds on his body came from it, he couldn't stop his hatred from the bottom of his heart, so he threw the sword away, and it just landed next to the white mist of the paper man, like a piece of sword shaped tombstone.

He glanced inside and outside the construction site. Jiang Yaoyao had already retreated from the battle rabbit form, slumped on the ground, and turned into a delicate girl in black sportswear again, but the tattered clothes and the mottled scars on the waist and abdomen showed her the embarrassment.

The two enemies are all resolved. At this moment, I have the advantage!

The giant lizard suddenly felt better. He wanted to harvest all the lives gathered in this place, and then disappear.

"Cataracts can't see clearly, Kun Kun kisses your little eyes."

"I'm not dead yet, why do I want to clean up the battlefield?"

There was another voice that annoyed him in the pit.

The monitor lizard paused, and a touch of human shock flashed across its ferocious head.

Looking back.

"Gah!"

Jiang Yaoyao also seemed to have seen a ghost, her whole body trembled and her eyes widened.

In the big hole made by the lizard's tail, a thin piece of blue Tom cat stood up unsteadily, as if it would fall down when the wind blows.

Then I saw Bai Wu put the finger that was also turned into a piece of paper into his mouth, took a deep breath, puffed up his cheeks on both sides, and blew violently.

"call!"

"Ahhh!"

From the fingers to the entire arm, the piece of paper was like a balloon, slowly filling up and returning to normal again.

After a breath, the white mist had returned to its original state.

monitor lizard:? ? ?

Jiang Yaoyao:? ? ! ! ? ?

Seeing a pair of masks used as underpants—Momby's monitor lizard, Bai Wu smiled.

Don't talk about the setting with the protagonist of the comedy film!

I don’t think I’ve encountered any situation with my cat master. Have you ever heard of a memory metal cat? No matter what it turns into, it can change back for you.

The knight sword was lying quietly beside him, and with a kick, the sword returned to his hand.

Holding his breath, the tip of the sword pointed directly at the monitor lizard.

"This moment is the end!"

The blue flash across the space, the white light filled the monitor lizard's field of vision, no matter where there was a sword shadow.

If it had been placed a quarter of an hour ago, he could have taken the blow unscrupulously, but now he, who has not succeeded in changing his life with serious injuries, is powerless to recover.

The monitor lizard froze for a moment, then its limbs seemed to lose strength, and it fell limply to the ground, a cloud of dust rose from its huge body.

[Event task: The gift of the gods has been completed, and 300 reward points have been obtained, and a second-level experience card, please go to the card bag to check]

Listening to the prompts in his mind, Bai Wu, who was still holding his sword vigilantly, breathed a sigh of relief. As expected of the giant lizard that Ah San's group of four coveted, the combat power is really strong, and only this kind of giant lizard must be In order to satisfy the hobbies of the people of the Three Kingdoms.

[Event task: Rescue the tablemate who is about to be squeezed dry has been completed, get 100 points, a first-order experience card]

The task is completed, and the next thing is left to the official, he is just a passing knight.

White mist, in the shape of a Tom cat, is about to leave this abandoned construction site. It has been so long since the evening self-study. It is estimated that the family members are waiting anxiously and have to go back quickly.

Jiang Yaoyao, who had been staring at Bai Wu closely, saw that he was about to leave, and immediately became anxious. This person just left?Hastily asked:

"Hey... Cat hero, are you leaving just like that?"

Bai Wu did not respond.

"Are you a member of Qinglong Mansion?"

Bai Wu's pace slowed down.

"Are you a recently awakened human body?"

"Would you like to join us? I can recommend you. Our benefits are very good."

"How did you get back from the scrap of paper?"

Jiang Yaoyao is really curious about this question. A cat can be photographed into a piece of paper, and it can even blow up by itself. Even if it is applied to the metaphysical world view, it is a bit hard for her to accept.

To her delight, the blue cat, who had been silent all this time, finally responded to her, and he replied lightly:

"Do you know the Pythagorean theorem?"

Ok?

What does this have to do with the Pythagorean Theorem? Could it be that their textbook knowledge from elementary school is actually all kinds of mysterious supernatural powers, but she didn't discover it?

A brainstorm instantly blew up in her mind, and at the same time she did not forget to respond:

"I know, hook three strands, four strings and five strings, but what does it have to do with yours?"

After all, Jiang Yaoyao looked forward to watching the back that had gradually gone away, and looked forward to Bai Wu revealing the mysterious mystery for her.

"Yes, it has nothing to do with that."

Jiang Yaoyao's head froze for a moment, and the CPU almost didn't react.

By the time she realized that she had been tricked, Bai Wu's figure had already disappeared.

In an instant, Jiang Yaoyao's delicate face flushed red. This blue cat is really... hateful!

When her teammates arrived, she saw such a picture:

The monitor lizard's corpse was lying lifeless on the ground, blood had already stained the soil under it red, and opposite the monitor lizard, their teammate Jiang Yaoyao was lying lifeless on the ground, his body was covered with scars , as if it had gone through a bitter battle.

"Jiang Yaoyao, you are too fierce, you can kill a top-level first-order god on your own!"

The teammates were amazed.

Although I really don't want to admit that I'm just an iron bastard who hangs up and eats without experience, although the blue cat is very annoying, Jiang Yaoyao still doesn't want to take the credit for him, so I honestly described the matter again.

"You mean, you were seriously injured and lost your fighting power by the extremely insidious and cunning sneak attack of the monitor lizard, and then a strange blue cat human body appeared, rescued you, and easily killed the monitor lizard?"

"Yes, and I feel that this guy is still a newcomer. He doesn't seem to know about our Qinglong Mansion. When I mentioned Qinglong Mansion, he paused."

Jiang Yaoyao affirmed with wide eyes that her observation skills have always been good.

"Really, a newly awakened human body can kill a top-level first-order god by himself. This is a god who is about to enter the second-order."

The teammates couldn't believe it, and felt that Jiang Yaoyao had exaggerated the facts.

Just awakened into a human body, it is impossible to transform into a False God with such a strong vitality, how could it be possible to kill this giant lizard.

"Really, I can feel that the cat's vitality is not as strong as that of the first-order god, but it was killed by him with its very powerful swordsmanship. I am willing to guarantee my reputation."

No matter what, they finally accepted this fact with difficulty, and at the same time couldn't help but want to explore it:

Who is this blue cat with extraordinary sword skills?

"Okay, let's deal with the scene. The first-level god's reward will be recorded on Jiang Yaoyao first, and Qinglong Mansion will absorb him in the future, and then distribute it to him."

In the end, a big man with a very rough appearance spoke at the scene, and the final word was finalized.

He obviously has full confidence in Bai Wu's willingness to join Qinglong Mansion.

"Yes, Captain."

The team members took orders to act immediately.

Chapter 8

At this moment, before returning home, Bai Wu, who was walking halfway, was regretting.

He actually forgot the glorious traditions of countless ancestors!

After the war, you must touch the corpse!

He actually forgot!

hate it!

"System, is that monitor lizard corpse worth anything?"

"Yes, its blood can extract the essence of life. Taking it can promote the growth of human life and make up for the deficiency of the human body. The bones and marrow can extract divine factors to strengthen the human body. There is also a crystal of faith in its head, and the cerebrospinal fluid can also make it sober. Potion, so that people will not be confused by the divine sound..."

Bai Wu was stunned, the word system was piercing his heart!

"But this is poison to you!"

"poison!??"

Bai Wu was stunned. The god covered in treasures was called poison by the system?

"Yes, for your growth, what you need to know at this stage is that using items made from these things to improve yourself is tantamount to drinking poison to quench thirst and slow suicide."

The words spit out by the system's cold mechanical voice are shocking.

"If you want to improve yourself, daily tasks will help you complete the sublimation of your own life. This is the fastest shortcut for you. Please believe in the metaphysical growth method of this system."

It seemed to be worried that Bai Wu would be disappointed by losing the help of these items, the mechanical voice added.

But Bai Wu didn't think about these things, what he thought was: Xia Guo officials must know that the bodies of these gods can make items to improve themselves, but do they know that these things are poison?

If you don't know...

Thinking of the consequences, he shuddered a little.

But after thinking about it, maybe this poison is only aimed at himself.

As the footsteps slowly approached the familiar neighborhood, Bai Wu also put aside some unnecessary worries of his own. The sky fell and there was a tall man supporting him. He is only a 216-month-old child, and he is about to endure the mid-term of high school. How can the pressure of the eight schools' joint exams be managed.

Walking to the door of his house, he listened to the movement inside, and there was no sound. He had already imagined his parents sitting on the sofa in the living room with dark faces, staring at the door.

Anxiously, he took out the key and opened the door. To his surprise, the room was pitch black, even a small light was not turned on, and the atmosphere was deserted, as if there was no one there.

Bai Wu felt something was wrong...

Twelve o'clock at night.

"Dad, the movie is really good. I had a lot of fun today." The girl's voice was as clear as an oriole resounding in the corridor.

"That's right, Xin, I think our family activities should be maintained for a long time, what do you think?" It was a gentle voice, and just by listening to the voice, one could imagine a bookish middle-aged man wearing glasses. young man image.

"Well, although today is to celebrate Bai Ge's composition award, it is also equivalent to the team building of our family." The mature female voice sounded, agreeing with the first two speeches.

Just by listening to the voice, one can imagine what a happy family this is.

"Click."

The door of the room opened, and it was pitch black. The leader, Bai Zhengting, turned on the light in the living room in the dark. The moment the light was turned on, Bai Zhengting's body shook suddenly, his neck receded, and he unconsciously called out 'Earl'.

After that, Wang Qiuxin and Bai Ge were also taken aback.

On the sofa in the living room, a young man was sitting upright, his face expressionless, his eyes darting back and forth on the three of them.