Start: Escape from Dao Wife

"No, sister, we have to be reasonable, we, we..."

Before Jiu Tian finished speaking, Ying rushed forward.

Sitting directly on Jiu Tian's lap, not letting him struggle.

"Sister, sister, don't come here!"

Nine days covered his chest with the sheet and shouted.

Like a girl about to be molested.

"Clang, clang, clang."

At this time, a knock on the door sounded from outside the door, causing the two people in the room to stop their movements involuntarily.

"Who?"

Shadow asked coldly.

And Jiutian below him was full of surprises, this is the savior, Jiutian couldn't help but said in his heart.

"Master Ningguang said that a celebration banquet will be held tonight, let me inform Lord Jiutian."

Bai Xiao's voice came from outside the door, and it was the first time in Jiutian that he felt how nice this maid's voice was.

"Nine days he knows, we will go later."

Yingti replied for Jiutian.

"Understood, then I will retreat first."

Bai Xiao said, and left the door of Jiu Tian's room.

After Baixiao left, Ying looked at Jiutian below him, leaned down and said into Jiutian's ear.

"Don't tell me~"

Even if Ying said such words, she kept her cold face and tone.

After finishing speaking, he took a bite on Jiutian's petite earlobe.

"Hmm!?~"

Jiu Tian made a voice that he couldn't believe himself.

what happened?Why am I making this sound?

Jiu Tian was puzzled, he is a pure man, a pure man should not make such a sound.

Only then did Jiu remember why he didn't use the power of space to escape?

Oh, by the way, my sister's One Heart Pure Land can catch me, if only my legs are still alive.

Jiu Tian said with emotion in his heart.

Before he finished feeling, Ying directly helped him up, began to dress him, and put him in the wheelchair.

But Jiutian in the wheelchair was wondering why her sister suddenly treated him like this.

Could it be... wear and tear?

But Jiuhen in the spiritual world shook his head after hearing Jiutian's heartfelt voice, picked up the teapot next to him and poured a cup of tea.

Talked while drinking.

"Straight men, straight men, rotten wood cannot be carved."

"The best way for her sister to let him understand her intention is to express her love."

Jiu Hen smiled playfully.

On the deck of Qunyu Pavilion.

Ningguang asked Qianyan Army to set up a stage on the deck. The height of the stage was as high as half a person. The round stage was polygonal. Several wooden frames were placed on the stage, and rows of lanterns were hung on the wooden frames.

Behind the stage stands a magnificent giant painting, which depicts Liyue's Endless Clouds.

There are stone tables below, and the stone tables are full of people who are familiar with Jiu Tian.

Ying pushed Jiu Tian towards a stone table.

Sitting on the stone table were Yula, Ying, Paimon, Ningguang, and Keqing.

And Yula and Ying blushed a little when they saw Jiutian coming, not because they were seen by Jiutian, but because the scene of Jiutian getting out of the bath is still vivid in their minds.

The current lineup is Ying, Jiutian, Yula, Ying, Paimeng, Ningguang, Keqing, and a table.

Then there is Liu Yun, Cut Moon, Li Shui, Mandrill, Grandma Ping, Yae Shenzi, Gan Yu, and a table.

Then there is Zhongli, Walnut, Wendy, Oser, Bajia, Oleti, Baili, and a table.

Beidou, Xin Yan, Qiqi, Yanfei, Xiangling, Shenhe sat at a table.

Xingqiu, Chongyun, Maplebara Manyo, friends, crispy rice, sit at a table.

"Let me tell you, it's wrong to hit someone, you can't cause serious injuries..."

Yan Fei talked about Liyue's laws to Shen He next to him, and Shen He listened carefully and thought to himself at the same time.

Since it can't be seriously injured, then...

But Yan Fei didn't know that her actions made Liyue's gangsters very honest, and they ran faster than anyone else when they saw a beautiful woman.

And Ke Qing and Gan Yu were correcting with documents in their hands even if they were waiting, looking like workaholics, but they were stopped by Liu Yun and Ning Guang.

"Come on, have a drink."

The friend pulled Fengyuan Wanye to pour wine into the opponent's mouth, but Fengyuan Wanye carefully sent the wine into the mouth of the pot with the power of wind element.

The rice crust was poured with wine, his face was flushed, and he began to play alcohol crazy.

"rua, rua, kidney plate, kidney plate!"

As soon as the rice cooker spoke, he burst into flames.

Due to the wind element and the laws of physics, the fire was sent directly to Fengyuan Manyo's mouth, and Fengyuan Manyo was just about to pour wine into his mouth, and the flame just ignited the wine.

"Damn it!!!"

As soon as the raging fire entered his throat, Fengbara Manyo's eyes widened from the heat, and the eye sockets were almost shattered.

A sip of wine and fire was sprayed out, just in time for another person beside him, Chongyun.

"Ouch!!"

Chongyun screamed from being burned, and rolled wildly on the ground. Seeing this, Xingqiu quickly summoned a water sword to hit Chongyun to help him put out the fire.

"Aww, take it easy, take it easy, it's my first time!"

Chongyun screamed.

And Guoba didn't know what was going on, and kept spraying fire on Chongyun. As soon as the fire was extinguished, it was ignited again, and Chongyun was sprayed and rolled towards his friend.

The friend was knocked to the ground by Chongyun directly, the wine in his hand was knocked over, and he and Fengbara Wanye beside him were scattered.

And the rice cake just burst into flames, and all three of them were caught in a moment.

Seeing this, Xingqiu summoned four water swords, intending to extinguish the fire at once and stop the rice cake casually.

But the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. As soon as he took a step forward, he was slipped by the spilled wine on the ground and landed directly on the three of them, but the oncoming person was a mouthful.

"Kidney plate, kidney plate!"

Guoba screamed loudly.

For a while, all four of them had it.

Guoba directly completed four kills at once, and at this moment there seemed to be a voice of nothingness in the sky.

Seeing this, Qiqi hurriedly threw a rescuer over there to help the four put out the fire and heal their injuries.

The first thing the four of them did when they got up was to tie up the crispy rice.

Chongyun found out the rope from nowhere and Xingqiu tied up the crispy rice.

Fengbara Manyo took out a bunch of bandages and teamed up with friends to plug Guoba's mouth.

But Guoba, who was tied to the chair, was struggling hard, still speaking indistinctly.

"Kidney plate, kidney plate, no lak to die, Mo Lak to die, tortoise bell, tortoise bell, dimple, dimple."

Crispy rice: (.o︿o.).

You bully people.

Chapter 44 The Unlucky Ice Queen

After the incident just now, the performance is about to start.

And Zhongli looked at the rice crust that was tied to the stone chair and struggled, and shook his head involuntarily.

And Jiu Tian looked back with a twitching corner of his mouth, silently lighting a wax for them in his heart, expressing condolences.

At this time, Yun Jin also strolled onto the stage and stood in the center of the stage.

"The show I'm going to perform today is "Goddess Splitting Views."

Yun Jin said on stage, glanced at Jiu Tian after speaking, and then continued.

"Thanks to Master Jiutian and younger brother Jiutian's help, I was able to complete the story of Goddess Splitting View."

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Jiutian.

Jiu Tian just scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with a smile.

"Yes, I helped."

Everyone didn't say much, and turned their heads back one after another.

Jiuhen, what, do you know what's going on?

Jiutian asked Jiuhen in his heart.

"You'd better stay away from other women from now on, otherwise, I'm afraid my body won't be able to handle it."

Jiuhen in his mind only gave Jiutian such a sentence.

"Ward? What do you mean? Save water and diet."

Nine days asked.

"You don't understand even after explaining."

Jiu Hen paused and said, hearing the voice seemed to be drinking tea.

"I'll go, why don't I understand?"

Jiu Tian asked dissatisfied.

"Because you have no EQ."

Jiuhen replied unceremoniously.

"I'll go, I have no EQ."

"I have no EQ."

"No EQ."

"Emotional intelligence."

"business."

Jiu Tian's words got lower and lower, and finally because he remembered that he didn't even add up to half of the 100 things he said to girls in his previous life.

Jiu Tian couldn't help thinking of a song in his heart.

"I can't afford it, I can't afford it, I can't afford it anymore~"

When Jiuhen in his mind heard this, he smiled helplessly and said.

"Come on, don't think about it, it sounds funny to me."

"Ok?"

When Jiu Tian heard the words, he immediately asked.