Crash, my style of painting is wrong

Collapse, my painting style is wrong Author: Xinjiu

Summary:

Ning Hongzhuo is a stand-in messenger. His ability is to turn his surroundings into a sound animation world, such as being crushed into a piece of paper by a steamroller and immediately restored, using stick figures to create portals or ignoring common laws of physics.

When he learned that he had traveled through time, Ning Hongzhuo unexpectedly found that this world was actually suitable for him. There are white-haired dumplings who were run over by the Houkai Beast without any injuries, and there are self-proclaimed dual personalities who walk on the street with a sickle in their hands. Girls walking around, not to mention dead house scientists jumping back and forth between strange creations and madness.

Just when Ning Hongzhuo and the like-minded Herrscher started a life of joint fraud, the new traverser Qiyana appeared, and she was hoped for Ning Hongzhuo's help.

Ning Hongzhuo pointed to the bewildered spring water elf beside him, "You mean that guy will destroy the city, but she is a pure idiot, she was 100% deceived!"

"Jizi, here comes another Qiyana!"

"Why are you crying, and my ability may be more... Strange, are you sure you need my help?"

"Really... are you sure?"

Ning Hongzhuo's warm smile made Qiyana regret it ten times, or even nine times when she remembered it later!

Chapter 1 Beware of the fast racing Honkai beast

"You mean, you are a fountain spirit?"

Qiyana was full of disbelief, and kept staring at the guy who was playing in the water in front of her, but the other guy was not ashamed, just nodded vigorously amidst Kiyana's doubts, and waved enthusiastically at the same time. "That's right, it's me. This elf has been waiting here for someone with a predestined relationship for a long time!"

The girl covered her forehead with her hand, and the sunlight hit her from above, causing her to squint her eyes, but even this gesture of showing weakness to the fierce sunlight seemed arrogant for some reason. Beside her was a strange chubby creature, waving her hand along with the spring water elf.

"Why don't you make a wish to me? You only need a sparkling pure gold coin to get the blessing of this elf. How about it? It's a good deal."

"Is it a good deal?" Kiyana snapped her fingers and looked at another girl beside her, "Mei, what do you think?"

"Well, I don't think so..." Mei held her chin, she looked at the boy hiding in the shade of a tree facing her, the boy blinked vigorously.

Realizing what was going to happen, Mei, who couldn't help but laugh, had to look away before replying reluctantly, "Well, I think it should be about the same."

Although Mei's tone was quite obvious, Qiyana, who was naturally dumb, was not enough to understand the hints inside. Instead, she felt that Mei supported the exchange of pure gold coins for blessings, so she immediately nodded vigorously, "Okay, then spend a A pure gold coin, but your blessing must be worth the price, you can’t lie to Miss Ben!”

Seeing that Qiyana didn't notice, Ning Hongzhuo in the shade of the tree shook his head as expected, clasped his hands together to express his gratitude to Mei, but Mei just smiled and signaled Ning Hongzhuo not to run away for a while.

Anyway, I'm just playing, so let's have fun, this is already the third event this month, and it always feels like a holiday every day.

Mei looked at Kiyana without guilt, and patted Kiyana on the head because of her natural stupidity. Kiyana didn't understand at all, but leaned forward with an idiot face, "Hey, Mei touched my head", and was pushed away by Mei in the next moment.

"Qiana, there are others here." Mei's face turned red.

"Oh, yes, the blessing of the spring water elf!" Under Mei's accusing gaze, Kiyana finally restrained herself a little, and turned her gaze back to the spring water elf.

"Since you are a fountain spirit, you are there to make wishes, right?"

"That's right, I am the Herrscher of Knowledge, the elf who guards this place," the spring water elf nodded.

"Well, is it my illusion?" Kiyana stared at the face of the spring water elf, "Why do I feel like I've seen you before, your face..."

The Herrscher of Consciousness didn't panic at all, with an expression that you must have recognized the wrong person, "That must be an illusion, you may have seen people who look like me, and I have seen people who look exactly like me People, but there is still a big difference between that one and me."

"That's right, the temperament is completely different," Kiyana nodded confidently.

Bullying people like this, and Mei slapped her on the forehead, why couldn't Qiyana see that this is the Herrscher of Knowledge, and even the Herrscher of Knowledge said her name, didn't Qiyana have these four words in her mind?

Ning Hongzhuo was also taken aback. He saw that the Herrscher of Knowledge lied to Qiyana more and more hastily every time, but he succeeded every time, but even so, his bet with the Herrscher of Knowledge was a stable situation.

The Herrscher of Knowledge clasped his hands behind his back like scissors, showing off to Ning Hongzhuo complacently.

All right, you can have fun for a few minutes at most.

Ning Hongzhuo spread his hands, pretending to admit defeat.

Fortunately, this kind of thing has happened many times. Although it is puzzling that Qiyana can be deceived every time, Ning Hongzhuo thinks it is very reasonable when he thinks that she is the famous Qiyana after all.

There is nothing more fun than bullying paramecium on a hot summer day!

"Then how do you get that pure gold coin you mentioned?"

Kiyana is still very obsessed with the blessing said by the "spring water spirit".

"What? Don't you have any pure gold coins?" Herrscher of Knowledge looked at her in surprise.No way, I had investigated it before, so why did I just spend it on turning around?

The Herrscher of Knowledge turned his eyes, "Then I have a new method, do you know A Shibo? It's the one who harassed the singer at the concert and was kicked out by the security guards. I heard that A Shibo has found a part-time job and is dedicated to calling at the concert. I hope you can capture it into the Honkai Ball, and bring it to me as a deduction."

"I have to run so far just for a blessing, I don't want it anymore," Kiyana looked at the sun and replied weakly, "But I don't really want to go, Mei, do you want to go?"

"Do I want to go or not?"

Mei's eyes were a little unsteady, but looking at Qiyana's pitiful eyes, even knowing that she was pretending, Mei couldn't bear it.

Seeing that something was wrong, Ning Hongzhuo had no choice but to jump out, "Are you going to the concert? There is a car pick-up and drop-off here, which is provided by the organizer for free, so we won't wait when it's overdue."

Qiyana's eyes lit up, and she pointed at Ning Hongzhuo directly, "The spring water elf, he is the merchant who I exchanged pure gold coins for Lu's special strategy, the coin you want is on him!"

"What, you liar!" The Herrscher of Consciousness suddenly raised his voice, and shouted at Ning Hongzhuo, his white and tender calf, which had been swaying randomly, stepped on the ground suddenly, making a faint sound of wind with the air that had no time to escape.

The important props of the game were taken away in advance, and the law of knowledge stared hard at Ning Hongzhuo, someone cheated in this game!

We are in the same group, what are you doing, Ning Hongzhuo hurriedly gestured, trying to appease the Herrscher of Consciousness.

"Wait, spring water elf, we trade fairly. Although I am very grateful for your enthusiasm, there is no need to scold him! He is just a businessman!"

Why don't you know him after changing clothes? This guy has lied to you several times with me, right? The Herrscher of Knowledge who is still a little angry is speechless.Seeing Qiyana's performance, Mei finally couldn't help covering her mouth and let out a low voice.

"Just say whether the strategy is useful or not, it was completed with my hard work." Because paramecium is so easy to deceive, Ning Hongzhuo's conscience is aching.

"It is useful, but a pure gold coin." Kiyana scratched her head, and the braid that dragged to her waist swayed, "By the way, you are a pure gold coin, let the spring water spirit bless you!"

"I refuse." Ning Hongzhuo looked at the side from the corner of his eye. At some point, the Herrscher of Consciousness had quietly moved to his side.

Violence is prohibited, Ning Hongzhuo made a mouth gesture, and the law of knowledge just raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

"Hey, why not? I want to see what the spring spirit's blessing is," Kiyana was puzzled.

"The blessing of the spring water elf, the blessing of the spring water elf is", Ning Hongzhuo stopped talking, and suddenly pointed to the distance, "Look! Honkai beast!"

"What Honkai Beast, this is a park, where can there be... I'll go, there really is a Honkai Beast!"

Not far away, a sharp image ran over like the wind, said to get out of the way, and bumped into it impartially!

I don't know why, although there is an open space all around, the shadow of the sharp front bumped straight at the four people. Immediately reacting, Ning Hongzhuo and the Herrscher of Knowledge took two steps back in tacit understanding, and Mei also let go of his hand skillfully.

"Wait, let me go, Mei! Mei!"

"Kiana!"

"Well, why don't you really give her some kind of blessing, why is Qiyana always so unlucky?"

Ning Hongzhuo looked at the Herrscher of Knowledge, and the energy of complaining in his heart was surging.

Chapter 2 There is something wrong with this world

Ning Hongzhuo felt that there was definitely something wrong with this world.

And there is a big problem!

Let’s just say that the shadow of the sharp edge that hit Qiyana just now, for life like the Honkai Beast, even if Ning Hongzhuo doesn’t know much about the world of the Honkai III, he knows that the dead soldiers and the Honkai Beast are monsters in the level, and they shouldn’t be disturbing people who like to drive in the middle of the night anyway.

"automobile!"

As the shadow of Jifeng galloped, a large group of excited low-ranking Honkai beasts were also ignited with passion, and they rampaged together in the park with the shadow of Jifeng. It is obvious how dangerous this behavior is from the size of the body, but the passers-by in the park are used to watching. The more chaotic the more calm it is, it is unreasonable.

Of course, this may have something to do with only Kiyana being injured every time.

Strictly speaking, the so-called [injury] is just a messy appearance, and it can be recovered in a few hours at most with some bandages on. Even broken skin and bleeding are concepts of existence.As a time traveler, Ning Hongzhuo has not been in this world for a long time, but he has seen robot explosions, meteorites falling from the sky, biochemical crises and other outrageous events, but Ning Hongzhuo has never seen anyone with real The consequences of injury in the sense are nothing more than a little bit of damage to the clothes, a few symbolic bandages on the body, and continuing to live and die the next day.

In addition to the invulnerability feature, this world still has never-ending vitality, not only in other worlds as a crisis of annihilation, but in this world as a daily "crisis", there are also wonderful activities that various wonderful organizations use their small brains to come up with.Whether it's this Honkaimon cultivation event, or the last idol contest, the last beach volleyball, or the last summer treasure hunt, in short, no one in this world needs to go to work seriously, and they don't know where the empty funds come from.

For example, the Destiny Organization established for the purpose of eradicating the "Honkai" in the world. Its leader is called the "Archbishop". The current Destiny Archbishop Otto Apocalypse, his main activities are - hold meetings for others while soaking in hot springs, and act as a host in various activities. His favorite thing to do is to shady his granddaughter Teresa Apocalypse. I hope Teresa can get No.1 in the activities funded by Destiny.

By the way, the current success rate is zero, Teresa has never won the first place.

God knows how Ning Hongzhuo felt when he saw the so-called archbishop begging the secretary for additional funds in the hot spring.

"automobile!"

A chariot-level Honkai beast approached fawningly, and lowered its head to rub against the palm of the Herrscher of Consciousness.

"What, you want ice cream. It's not mine. You ask him for it." The Herrscher of Knowledge was also unceremonious. He slapped the chariot-level Honkai Beast on the head, signaling it to find Ning Hongzhuo.

"Uh, for you?"

With Ning Hongzhuo's permission, the chariot-level Honkai beast also bit the ice cream unceremoniously, happily ran to the nearest big tree to lick it, and looked similar to a puppy.

Obviously, what Honkai Beast should speak is not human language. Why does everyone in this world seem to understand it, but I am the only one who can't understand it? !

"What's the matter, does no ice cream make you so sad?"

The Herrscher noticed Ning Hongzhuo's stupefaction, and put his palms together, "Sorry for making my own decisions, next time I will tell the next victim to exchange the commemorative badge for ice cream. I remember the shape, please Ning A few, why do young people in this era like such weird things?"

"How old are you, dare to say that?" Ning Hongzhuo squinted, "And my ability is not used to engrave badges."

"It doesn't matter, you will agree in the end." The Herrscher of Knowledge raised her hair chicly, and then clenched her fists, "Are you still pretending to be a spring water elf? And what's the matter with you cheating in advance!"

"If you lie to others, you have to be prepared to be deceived yourself. Why are you clenching your fist? I warn you, your efforts are just useless?!"

"No one can fool me at all. It's really boring. Your efforts are ineffective, but I appreciate your approach." Herrscher of Knowledge twisted his wrist, "Now I'm just itchy. This is definitely not revenge."

The Herrscher of Knowledge showed a familiar smile, and Ning Hongzhuo turned around and ran away!

"If you continue pretending to be a spring water elf, she will cry, why don't you cheat a few more ice creams and give her one," Ning Hongzhuo sighed, while putting together his body scattered on the ground like Lego, "It's really dark to start. "

"Isn't grappling useless? How can someone dismantle their own body and reassemble it? It's too unreasonable." The Lawrence of Knowledge also complained, and honestly helped Ning Hongzhuo fight well.

"It's outrageous that someone can modify consciousness, even animation, it has to be that kind..."

Ning Hongzhuo suddenly shut up.

"Hey? What animation? Don't say anything halfway!"

The law of knowledge continued to ask.

"Let's engrave a commemorative badge first, what if the spring spirit returns early? This treasure, you don't want the park to be smashed."

As expected, the Herrscher of Knowledge was distracted, "It makes sense, let's do it!"

So aren't you all easy to deceive? Ning Hongzhuo turned his head, trying not to let the Herrscher of Knowledge find out what he was thinking.

Chapter 3 Across the Quantum Sea, No One Responds

Here, where is it?

Qiyana opened her eyes, and the Spear of the Archon behind her finally couldn't bear the heavy damage, and disappeared into the air with the decline of the Herrscher of the Sky's power.

But this doesn't mean that she is in a bad state, and even now her state is extremely good, just like the healthiest ordinary people.

How can I feel so relaxed? !

Kiyana lowered her head, and the wounds on her body that were hit by the false god Otto disappeared out of thin air, completely undetectable to the naked eye, but Kiyana knew that the wounds were still there, but there was an inexplicable force that covered up the negative state.Although the rejection of the world itself made Qiyana a little uncomfortable, and the low power of the Herrscher was added, the peace brought about by no more bloodshed and pain still made Qiyana appear in a state of uncontrollable relaxation that she hadn't seen for a long time.

I was thrown into the Quantum Sea, so here is....... Kiyana looked around, surrounded by green trees and buzzing with people, this is the other world bubble in the Quantum Sea?

It turns out that in other parallel worlds, there is still such a peaceful scene.

Honkai, doesn't it exist in this world?

"Look at that dead man, it seems to be Shen Ling dead man!"

"Can it be summoned without popping strawberry crepes? It really floats in the air!"

"Go and have a look, this is the content on the rare illustrated book!"

Qiyana froze in place for a while, before being startled by a pair of children running past in front of her. They spoke incomprehensible words, and Qiyana followed the direction they were running, and saw a Shenling dead soldier looming in the grass in the distance, and the two children were heading straight towards the Shenling dead man.

Danger!

Even if Qiyana knew in her heart that since these children were in the same place as the dead men, they didn't show any signs of panic. This kind of dead men may not have a history of harming them, and this may even be a place where dead men and humans get along normally. The world, but the long-standing habit still made Qiyana only make dangerous judgments at the first time.

The experience of many battles made the body move faster than the brain. The half of the Argon's Spear that was barely condensed passed the children and pierced towards the dead with extremely fast speed.

what happened?

Even though it was almost pierced by the Archon's Spear, the dead man continued to float there unaware. Instead, the two children had already run to the dead man within this time difference, raised their cameras and strange manuals, and snapped pictures of the dead man.

The Yakon's Spear disappeared, and Kiyana subconsciously stretched out her hand, trying to disperse the dead man as a Herrscher, but Shen Ling's dead man didn't have any intention of responding to her. Instead, he covered his eyes with his hand because of the camera's flash, and turned around a little irritatedly, but seemed to be hovering there for some reason, making the two children continue to take pictures from a different angle.