Kikyo and I are of one mind

"That's the price under normal circumstances. You have a lot of risk in this matter, and I don't like being called a poor god, so I have to pay more."

"No problem, Master Xiaofu, how much do you want?" Feng Xue raised her eyebrows, she didn't care about money at all, anyway, he doesn't take curses, and there is no risk in making a deal with the poor god—as long as the poor god doesn't Hanging on him like a big tube of wood.

"Hmm... let me think about it."

Xiaofu put his index finger against his cheeks, making a cute thinking look, then suddenly, as if thinking of something, he pointed to Feng Xue's clothes and said:

"Your clothes are very well made, please make me two, the same as Yato's gloves!"

"How do you know that my gloves were given by Feng Xue?" Ye Dou turned his head to look at Xiao Fu in surprise, but Xiao Fu covered his mouth with one hand, and waved the other hand casually:

"Don't underestimate girls' ability to appreciate clothes!"

"What kind of girl, who is she obviously..."

"Don't be unreasonable to my wife (God)!"

Before Yato could finish his disrespectful lines, he was kicked out by Dahei who was serving at the side, while Xiaofu waved his hand casually as if nothing happened and said:

"Well, do you want to trade?"

"No problem." Feng Xue nodded lightly, and Xiao Fu immediately hammered his palm and said:

"Very good, the contract is established! I, Ebisu Kofuku, heard your wish!"

While talking, Xiaofu walked around the room a few times in a magical girl-like manner, posing a cute pose, and finally put the scissors in front of his eyes, and blinked vigorously, but unfortunately, no heart of Bulling Bulling flew out.

"So, what should I do?" Feng Xue sighed, feeling a little helpless towards this goddess who loves to act, but Xiao Fu tilted her head slightly, and said with a cute face:

"I don't know...well, I'm joking, anyway, come to the yard first."

Chapter 2 Seventy

"After the group of aliens became like this, there is basically no way to deal with them. In fact, even if they kill Qi, they will still be 'reincarnated' with Qi's soul. When Qi's soul is reincarnated, they will appear again."

In the courtyard, Xiaofu wore a supportive smile like a neon female junior high school student, while introducing Feng Xue's current situation in an extremely serious tone. Listening to her words, the Lord didn't say anything. Known as "A Useful Heroine", Yiqi Riyue was already surprised and said:

"Isn't that bad?"

"Of course, if it's not too bad, he won't come back to ask the God of Poverty!" Ye Dou said sarcastic words on the side, and Dahei, who had the aura of a dragon on his face, rushed up immediately, kicked Ye Tou away, and shouted fiercely:

"It's not that you are so useless!"

"Ahem!" Xiaofu seemed very interested in Dahei and Yato's play, but since he had already accepted the order, he could only pretend to be serious and draw his attention back, clearing his throat and saying:

"In short, for this situation, the normal method is to erase the device, the soul and the body from this world. Only in this way can those aliens be prevented from reviving again."

When Xiaofu said this, a kind of malice suddenly appeared in his eyes that seemed irrepressible, which made the fur on Hi and Tai's tail explode.

However, Feng Xue, Kikyo, and Feng all had expressions of "We are listening, you continue to perform", which made Xiaofu take a breath, and complained like a loser with no motivation:

"You guys are so boring! Okay, okay! Anyway, I'm just not good at scaring people!"

"Is this group of gods like this?" Hiyori looked at Yato who was being beaten, and Xiaofu who looked like a useless person in front of him, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and began to wonder if he should find another way.

However, Xiaofu quickly recovered from the state of playing tricks, put on that supportive smile again and said:

"However, we have Yato here now, so as long as it is revived, let Yato cut off the rest!"

"So how to revive that thing!" Yato struggled out from under Dahei's feet, as if he wanted to get rid of the violent Dahei by adding a serious topic, Xiaofu immediately showed a dangerous smile on his face, and said with a smile:

"I've always been good at one move! Dahei..."

"Are you serious?" Dahei also regained his composure at this time, swallowed lightly, and looked at Xiaofu in disbelief.

Xiao Fu put on an innocent smile, and said with a smile:

"There is no way. According to previous research, those aliens have no personality, memory and self after entering this state, so their recovery cannot even be controlled by themselves. Naturally, there is no so-called coercion, threat, or inducement."

"I see." Kikyo suddenly realized something and nodded lightly, but before Feng could react, he turned his head to look at Feng Xue, only to find that Feng Xue also seemed to understand, and suddenly felt that her IQ had been insulted, and immediately turned her attention to other people, with an expression of "Do you understand?"

After discovering that Hiyori also looked puzzled, she immediately rushed forward and hugged Hiyori, exaggeratedly rubbing her face and said:

"You are such a good boy! We are companions..."

"Stop swiping treasure!" Feng Xue was too lazy to complain about Feng's intermittent stupid behavior, she reached out to lift her up and put her beside her, then looked at Xiaofu and said:

"So are you going to marry me?"

"I hate it! Don't use words that are easy to misunderstand!" Xiao Fu waved his hands vigorously, and then cut into a serious face in an instant and said:

"In general, it's unlucky to wake up the alien on your body, and what I can do is to make you unlucky, so that it will wake up by itself, and then let Yato help you cut it off, and then it will be fine."

"That's a good idea, but I'm a little worried, whether you can make me unlucky..." Feng Xue scratched her cheek, and looked at Xiao Fu suspiciously. When Xiao Fu heard this, she immediately became unwilling——

"I'm a professional in this area. With a little effort back then, Japan would have entered the Great Depression! If I had gone all out, the country's economy would have collapsed completely!"

(Originally, Ebisu Xiaofu, who was having fun, slapped the fan vigorously, and then the neon bubble economy burst, and the economy collapsed)

"Is this something to be proud of? Also, you caused the Great Depression in Japan? You are a god anyway, don't just let the Great Depression happen!"

Rihe felt that he had complained too much today, but found that after hearing such a terrible thing, Feng Xue was not afraid at all, but said with a "sounds good" expression:

"Then try it, well, to be honest, I really hope you can succeed!"

"Hmph, how dare you look down on me! Look at the trick!" Xiaofu secretly made a face, then waved his hand and said:

"Black weapon!"

Hearing the call of the gods, the words on Dahei's body immediately emerged, turning into a ray of light, enveloping his body, and the next moment, it turned into a gorgeous handle, completely incompatible with Dahei's rough and tall body The black folding fan fell into the hands of Ebisu Kofuku.

"You have to be ready!"

Xiaofu blinked cutely, and then slapped the diamond-shaped imprint on Feng Xue's palm lightly with a very small swing.

then……

Nothing happened.

"How is it possible? What happened just now is enough for a billionaire to go bankrupt!" Xiaofu looked at Feng Xue who hadn't changed in surprise, his eyes widened, while Yato, who heard her words, ran wildly. Going so far, it seems that I suddenly understand "why I am so poor".

"This is ineffective against God! You are poor because of yourself!" Xiaofu threw a heart-warming sentence at Yeto who ran away, then turned his head to look at Feng Xue, and after a while, turned his head to Kikyo and Feng——

"Interesting, you are not ordinary people?"

"I am a dead soul awakened from Hades." Kikyo replied frankly, but Xiaofu waved his hand and said indifferently:

"That kind of thing has nothing to do with me! Your ability to resurrect is your business, but if you have this kind of strength, if you want enough bad luck, you can't solve it just by going bankrupt!"

Speaking of this, Xiaofu immediately shouted to Yato who had already hid in the tree:

"All of you stay away, Yato, come and watch!"

ps: I will try my best to add another chapter, but don’t wait tonight, it will be the same tomorrow

Chapter 271 The World Owes Me a Favor

"Are you sure you want to use this trick in your own home?" Yetou looked at Xiaofu who had a face of "dignity being challenged", swallowed his saliva and confirmed.

"No matter what I do, I won't be affected by myself!" Xiaofu glared at Yedou reproachfully, then pointed at Feng Xue, who looked like a normal person, and said:

"If I can't let this guy become unlucky, where will I put my poor face?"

"Ah, poor gods have to save face?" Xueyin muttered in a low voice, and immediately felt the murderous gaze, and she dared not speak. Seeing that no one around said anything, she started to circle around Feng Xue, while Turning around, he said to Kikyo and Feng at the same time:

"Stay away from the two of you. At this time, the deeper the bond, the easier it is to be affected!"

Kikyo nodded, pulled Feng back a few steps, but had already quietly activated the Qi Watching Technique.

Judging from the state of Qi, Feng Xue has indeed entered a relatively unlucky state at this time, which means that he is not immune to the bad luck brought by the poor god. The reason why it seems to have no effect should be that the degree of bad luck is not enough.

Xiaofu's pace became faster and faster, and her movements began to lean towards "dancing". As her aura entered a slightly mysterious state, the folding fan in her hand was also fully unfolded in a vigorous shaking——

"Stand on the ground, dance around with evil spirits, use the name of black weapon to penetrate it, wear it!"

Accompanied by the chanting of a mantra full of the majesty of the gods, Xiao Fu slapped the fan down with strength as if he was about to break it.

If this trick falls on the ground, it will directly detonate the wind hole leading to the other shore, and summon the filthy monsters constructed of all kinds of bad desires into reality, causing extremely huge turmoil and chaos.

The cause of the Great Depression of the neon economy in this world at the end of the [-]th century was nothing more than Xiaofu waving his fan vigorously after drinking high in a nightclub in that era of luxury and money.

The gods are human thinking, human memory, human desire, and human thinking.

Xiao Fu is the embodiment of the will to be poor. As long as there is a gap between the rich and the poor and the concept of poverty in the world, she will never disappear, and she has the power to fight even the strongest warrior.

(However, after this battle, I don’t know if there is anything wrong with Xiaofu and Wushen. The economy of the country where the battlefield is located must have completely collapsed)

But at this moment, the power enough to cause the economy of a developed country to collapse in a short period of time fell on Feng Xue, and an evil wind blew up on him.

However, there is still nothing...

"Baga—Baga—"

Just when everyone was surprised that nothing happened, a crow suddenly passed over their heads, and then happened to unload in the air.

pat!

It just landed on the top of Feng Xue's head... on the AT force field barrier.

"That's it?"

Not to mention Rihe who doesn't know how to do it, even Xiaofu himself is dumbfounded, the power that can make this country's economy collapse, you just suffer from bird droppings?Still blocked?

"That's why I said I don't even know if you can make me unlucky..." Feng Xue sighed and said helplessly:

"Do you know about the battle of Demon Buddha 500 years ago?"

"You did it?" Xiaofu's face was stunned, and then he gave Yato a sharp look, with an expression of "you told me about this kind of thing earlier".

As a person with amnesia (ghost? Death?), Xueyin asked a bit unclearly:

"What is the battle of Mofo? What does it have to do with not being unlucky?"

"The Battle of Demon and Buddha itself is nothing, the main thing is the rain after the war." Xiaofu shook his hand, and Dahei returned to human form again, and said in the tone of a grandfather telling a story:

"Although this world is very unfair, and the gods have their own personalities and preferences, the gods themselves are just existences born of longing. Above the gods, there is a set of more essential operating rules. This set of rules is rougher and more random, but at the same time, it is also more authoritative. This person is benevolent to this land and this planet, so on this land, on this planet, he will be protected by the land and protected by the planet, at least for the power of the gods that rely on the rules of the world. , the protection on his body is unshakable."

Although Dahei said it as simple as possible, the eyes of Hiyori and Xueyin turned into swaying spots. Seeing this, Xiaofu pulled Daheiba aside, and said in another way:

"To put it simply, the power of gods comes from the thoughts of mortals, and my power is equivalent to the curse of the poor in all neon, but this guy is a person favored by this land, let alone all neon, even the world's If the poor curse him together, this land will help him carry it down. In the end, everyone will share these curses, and he himself will only be affected a little bit. Because all the people who survived on this land owe him favors. Well, just now After a while, it will probably cost Quan Nihong a few hundred yen each? Well, maybe there will be a few days of bad luck..."

"Isn't that tens of billions? So you are such a great person?" Rihe stared at Feng Xue with wide-eyed eyes, feeling that what happened in the past few days made her a little unacceptable——

Lazy god in tracksuit and scarf.

A beautiful girl who looks like a jk poor god.

There are also strange humans who seem to have lived for 500 years, once saved Quan Neon, and were possessed by aliens.

"There must be something wrong with my world!"

Hiyori lay on the ground in an otz~ posture, recalling his young life, while Yato rushed over with an expression of "finally it's my time to play"——

"So, let me cut off his connection with this world?"

"Idiot, do you want to die?" Dahei glared at Yato, and then said helplessly:

"A wild god like you dare to cut someone who wants to protect even the world?"

"Who do you say is a nameless wild god who doesn't even have a believer?"

"Well, wait a minute!" Feng finally understood the crux of the problem from the chaotic, noisy and joyous atmosphere, took a deep breath and said:

"In short, if you can let this guy leave this world and this planet, you can make him unlucky, right?"

"That's right, but it's a bit beyond my ability to leave the planet..." Xiaofu scratched his face and said embarrassedly, but Feng Xue said "my illness is cured" expression, asked:

"So, even if I change the world, your curse can still be maintained on me?"

"I'm not a curse!" Xiaofu retorted habitually, and then realized that he was not arguing with Ye, so he said seriously:

"My power is to fan away your luck and leave only misfortune, so in fact, the time to exert your divine power is only the moment when you wave the fan. As for the duration of bad luck, it is actually the time for your luck to automatically recover and bad luck to dissipate automatically."

"Then it's fine, but... can you purify the bad luck on me first? I want to send them back to school first..."

Chapter 272 What is bad luck for tens of millions of people!

"Did you really leave? Where did you go just now? Could it be that you are a foreign god and went to a foreign place similar to the God Realm? Speaking of which, Bishamon seems to be from a foreign country... Could it be Greece? I heard that there are many half-human and half-gods there... But just going to the God Realm is not enough!"

Xiao Fu watched Feng Xue suddenly disappear and reappear, with a golden light in his eyes, excited.

But Feng Xue just shook her head lightly, with Kikyo's somewhat resentful gaze still echoing in her mind, she said helplessly: