Kikyo and I are of one mind

"Well, I don't want to, I said I was possessed by accident, do you believe it?"

"Letter!" Zhou Xingchi in black and sunglasses, um, should be called Leon...

In short, it was this ghost-hunting expert with the same name and similar hobbies as the one in The Killer Not Too Cold, who uttered a long grouper-like sound, and the sense of familiarity immediately came up.

"Well, what's going on here!" The chubby security captain came over and looked at the woman in red who was beaten to death and Mr. Li who was said to be possessed by a ghost. Mushrooms almost popped out of his head.

"Well, let me briefly explain that I am a spirit body. Well, in your words, I am a ghost, but I am not a ghost from your world. I come from another world, and somehow got involved with you. Now I am thinking about how to leave."

Feng Xue explained her situation simply and directly, but including the one who was just beaten alive on the ground and the half-dead one who was hugged by the security captain, everyone seemed to not understand, ah, that's not right, at least Leon seemed to understand What, put the gun back into his pocket, grabbed Feng Xue's shoulder and said:

"I understand, I will help you go home, but can you get up from this corpse first? After all, they have wives, isn't it a little bad for you to look like this?"

"You seem to be right when you say that..." Feng Xue grinned, tried and swiped, and bounced off Mr. Li's body.

"Um, is it really possible? It seems that this is a world where spirit bodies can exist independently." Feng Xue originally only tried it, but she didn't expect to complete the out-of-body. Quest's spells, he can still exist in a relatively complete state, which was impossible in the real world before. After thinking about it a little, Feng Xue can only attribute it to the fact that this world is special.

"You killed my husband! You killed my husband!"

Seeing Feng Xue's body fell on the ground after her soul came out of her body, Mrs. Li immediately started screaming crazily, then picked up the gun that fell to the ground at some point, and shot herself a few times with "bang bang bang".

Feng Xue could only twitch at this kind of death-as-you-go, unscrupulous character. He wanted to call on egoism to help, but this world didn't seem to be compatible with this kind of energy.

"The fantasy world is troublesome, and the use of abilities is completely compatible..." Feng Xue muttered in her heart, quietly watching Leon treat Mrs. Li with unscientific neurological methods, but vaguely felt something was wrong.

"Can the Qi Watching Technique actually work?" Feng Xue unfolded the Qi Watching Technique, and immediately saw that there seemed to be a ball of white energy on Leon's body, which was slowly flowing into Mrs. Li's body following his completely nonsensical action pattern.

He is very familiar with life energy, and he can be sure that it is definitely not any form of life force, and even the method of awakening Mrs. Li is not "treatment" at all, but a more unreasonable way to directly maintain her in a "alive" state.

Even if she was shot several times, even if she fell from more than [-] floors, even if she had just been beaten enough for a normal person to die dozens of times, even if she didn't even have a good bone on her body, but she just lived utterly unreasonable.

"Is this the nonsensical world? I love it."

Feng Xue said that she was in love with love, but in fact she tried repeatedly to escape from this ghost world.

Just kidding, who doesn't know that the funny department is the most unreasonable world?

But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break free from this world.

"Snapped!"

Leon's knife pierced Mrs. Li's forehead, and Feng Xue watched the qi in her body flow back instantly, as if she had pressed some kind of switch, and she died instantly.

The sound of the police car came from a distance, the discussions of the neighbors, the explanation of the owner of the building, and the confusion of the security guards, all kinds of voices came from all directions.

However, Leon, who had just fired several shots, or directly or indirectly killed a couple, seemed to be fine, holding a pot of fake flowers in one hand, and wrapping around Feng Xue's shoulder in the other, very familiar asked:

"What's your brother's name?"

"Feng Xue." The corners of Feng Xue's mouth twitched, he was sure that he was indeed incorporeal now, but the other party did touch him under the influence of that weird qi.

Just when he was thinking about what the hell this qi was, Leon had already dragged him, who was weightless, towards the inside of the building, and said as he walked:

"My name is Leon, an expert in ghost hunting. Please accompany me to send the ghost of the old lady back first."

"..." Although the corners of Feng Xue's eyes were twitching wildly, she still nodded and watched as Leon put the ghost old lady's head back on her body, and then sent her back with the toilet.

"Well, if you want to use the toilet to send me away, I'm sorry."

Feng Xue couldn't understand the rules of the underworld in this world at all, and couldn't understand why Leon could connect the ghost gate with the toilet drain, and couldn't even understand where the water that rushed into the ghost gate went, but he was sure that he absolutely didn't want to be washed away like this.

"Of course! Your situation is very special. Aliens come to Earth and still make UFOs! Of course, you alien soul must use the method of alien soul to leave!"

Leon said the seemingly logical lines in a very serious tone. Feng Xue sighed and corrected:

"I'm not an alien ghost, I'm a spirit body from another world..."

Don't blame him for insisting on correcting it, mainly because Feng Xue was really afraid that he would slap his head and send him to Mars in some weird way...

Chapter 295 If you think everyone is illogical...

(Title of this chapter - If you think everyone is illogical, is there a possibility...you are the illogical one?)

"Who is that, Feng Xue, right? What did you do when you were alive?"

"A medical student." Feng Xue replied immediately when she heard Leon's question.

Hearing this, Leon suddenly turned his head exaggeratedly, widened his eyes, and said with a very Zhou expression:

"Doctor? Very promising!"

"No matter how promising you are, why don't you become a Piao? If you have a way, send me back to my world as soon as possible. You don't even have a place for custom-made bodies, it's too backward!"

Hearing Feng Xue's words, Leon immediately became interested, put his hand on Feng Xue's shoulder again, took out a peach from somewhere, and said while gnawing:

"Your world can make a body?"

"Yes, various models, for combat, entertainment, and daily use. If you want, you can add a Rocket Flying Fist!" Feng Xue said as much as possible in a way that Leon might be interested in, hoping to impress the other party. Send yourself back.

It's not that he thinks highly of Leon, it's really a funny character, don't doubt that he can't do anything, just believe that he can do it!

After hearing Feng Xue's words, Leon really became interested. He put a little force on Feng Xue's shoulders, and said in a tone that he really wanted to see him right away:

"Iron Armor Flying Fist? You're not kidding me, are you?"

"Why am I teasing you? Not to mention Armored Flying Fist, even Transformers!" Feng Xue rolled her eyes, and said to herself that as long as I can go home, I will take you to see Unicron.

Ordinary people would not believe it when they heard such words, because you are a ghost from another world, you are a Transformer and Iron Armor Flying Fist, whoever believes you is a ghost.

But Leon's thinking mode is destined to be different from normal people, he believed it.

and so--

"Come, come, come back to the mental hospital with me, let's have a good chat."

……

For the mental hospital, Feng Xue didn't have any resistance, just watched him bypass all the guard posts as if he was going home, and then greeted the patients calmly.

All the patients here are talents, including a master in physics who regards Newton’s second law as relativity and negates it, a pillar of the film and television industry who wants to consult Spielberg on how to make movies, and an art critic who is passionate about art and religion...

Although it sounds like these people are very unreliable, Feng Xue was surprised to find that they all have a very special...

Well, it’s that kind of very incomprehensible qi.

This kind of qi gave them very strange abilities, such as the one who questioned Newton's second law, they could do experiments in which the acceleration of an object is not proportional to the force, or the one who claimed that Spielberg asked him to make a movie Yes, he just gets calls from "people" who claim to be Spielberg.

This kind of completely nonsensical state, but it seems to be operating according to a certain theory, made Feng Xue deeply curious, but worried that if she studied it in depth, she would become "mentally ill" like this group of people.

After all, what is the saying?

If you stay with a mental illness for a long time, you will become a mental illness.

Because mental illness, a disease that seems to be a psychological problem, is really contagious.

Because when you communicate with a mental patient, you will be affected by the other person's "worldview". No matter how much you warn yourself not to follow the other person's thinking, you will inevitably think about whether the other person's thinking is reasonable, and with this kind of thinking, the spirit will be polluted.

Zhe is not metaphysics, but a proven reality in the real world.

Those who are mentally ill stay in the mental hospital for a long time, and often become mentally ill, not only because they have been devastated by those drugs with large side effects, but also because of the intentional or unintentional influence of "patients".

"Wait a minute! My soul is untainted!"

Perhaps it was because of so many abnormal things encountered during this period that Feng Xue almost forgot the "purity" of her soul, and immediately stopped worrying about it, and started to observe the "Qi" in these people. How it was produced and how it works.

Of course, he didn't forget to use the knowledge of puppet art, mechanism art, and bone transformation technology to describe to Leon how to make a body capable of firing iron armor flying fists.

Then Feng Xue had a physical body.

Moreover, it is a body created by the joint efforts of the patients in the mental hospital.

These patients living in Chongguang Mental Hospital seem to be able to see spirits by nature, and those who are more "scientific" after hearing the discussion between him and Leon, they sat down with him and even asked some very level and constructive questions from time to time.

After one night, this group of patients used tiles, tree branches and rubber sticks snatched from the guards in the mental hospital to give Feng Xue such a completely incomprehensible thing.

Feng Xue tried it out, and it works really well!

"Iron Armor Flying Fist!"

"Iron Armor Flying Fist!"

"Iron Armor Flying Fist!"

Accompanied by the uniform voices of the patients, Feng Xue raised her right hand, and with a flash of flames, the fist in his hand flew out so suddenly, leaving a deep hole on the wall of the mental hospital. Fist.

"handsome!"

"Okay!"

"Again!"

Listening to the cheers of the patients, Feng Xue only felt that it was a good thing that she was not talking about Mulan Missile...

"What are you doing? What are you doing! Are you looking for trouble again?"

As if they heard the movement of Iron Armor Flying Fist, the guards of the mental hospital rushed over immediately. Although any one of these patients could take off the security guard's underwear if they wanted to, but when they heard the security guard's voice, all the guards rushed over. All brains disappeared without a trace, even Leon used the technique of instant disappearance, that is, the physicist who overturned the lid of Newton's coffin to see Einstein was very loyal, otherwise Feng Xue felt that she would probably enjoy this mental hospital The deterrent power of--

Although he doesn't know what this so-called deterrent is.

But what can make the "fearless" Leon run away with his head in his arms, it should be something that surpasses the horrors of the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, aliens and even roller coasters.

But soon, his thinking about the deterrence of the mental hospital was diverted, because he was dragged under a tree by the physics expert.

Well, there is nothing unusual about ordinary trees, but this tree...

It is square.

Steve Happy Tree belongs to is...

........................

ps: Absolutely, the taste of the newly arrived AA-grade ration tea is better than that of AAA-grade tea (after all, there are still 20 days before the tea will come down, just buy some casually), if it doesn’t look like the selling price is a little bit worse, I even suspect it is The seller made a mistake...

I plan to make an appointment for Mingqian tea this year to make an appointment with this AA class, and see if it is luck or this strange situation...

Absolutely, let me tell you that a thousand-one-jin tea is better than two-thousand-one-jin tea... It's just that the appearance is a bit poor, and it doesn't have the beauty of standing upright when brewed, and it tends to clump together, making it difficult to give away.

Maybe people say AA grade is ugly and delicious to drink by themselves, but AAA grade is good to give away?

Chapter 296 The Tree

"This tree..." Feng Xue reached out and touched the "square tree" in front of her, to confirm that it wasn't a set built by a master.

Although the trunk is square and square like a column, it feels slightly rough to the touch, with delicate wood textures. The square crown is also full of branches and leaves, and even a few square fruits can be seen.

What's more, even every leaf is so square and square, which makes people lose their san value when they look at it.

"Isn't this Fangguo tree growing well? This is my Enlightenment Tree! When Newton was able to realize gravity under the apple tree, I, Yang Dun, can also realize Taoism under the Fangguo tree!"

Prying open Newton's coffin board to find Einstein's physicist, while patting the trunk, said exaggeratedly, and even jumped hard, picked a square fruit from the square canopy and handed it to Feng Xue——

"Come on, try it, it tastes pretty good."

"No, don't you think this tree is strange?" Feng Xue said a little speechlessly. Although these mental patients are quite abnormal in some aspects, they still have comprehensive cognitions. Why are they so indifferent to such a strange tree?

"It seems strange for you to say that?" The physics expert named Yang Dun touched his chin, just when Feng Xue thought he could hear the cultivation methods similar to Fang watermelon and Fang Taozi, But I heard the other party say: There are still fruits left in this winter, it must be because the feng shui here is so good, um, it really deserves to be my Enlightenment Tree!

"..."

Feng Xue shook her head. Seeing that the master had already started to sit under the tree and waited for Fang Guo to hit his head, Feng Xue stopped staying and started looking for Leon. Not long after, she found him beside a square pillar.

Although square pillars are quite common, but because of the square fruit tree before, he is a little nervous when he sees square things now.

"Come on, come on, I think the Transformers project you mentioned before is quite ingenious, do you want to try it?" Leon saw Feng Xue, and immediately pulled him closer with bright eyes. In the classroom-like room, several people in hospital gowns were surrounding a design drawing, using various incomprehensible lines to draw a stick figure that could not be called a blueprint anyway.

"Compared to this, is there something wrong with the square fruit tree in your backyard?" Feng Xue ignored the design drawing. Thanks to his previous experience with the body that can shoot iron-clad flying fists, he knew very well that the design drawing must have nothing to do with the final product——

It might just be a robotic pot designed by the group to help cook noodles during the Transformers-making process.

Although Feng Xue didn't report any hope, but the moment he said Fang Guoshu, everyone in front of the design raised their heads, and then a younger psychopath put his finger on his lips and whispered:

"Shh, don't let Yang Dun hear it!"

"What are you afraid of! I told you that there is something wrong with that tree!"

"That's right! What's so scary! It's time to wake him up!"

Seeing the appearance of this group of mental patients, Feng Xue felt relieved, but then felt that something was wrong. Just when he started to think about whether there was something wrong with his mental state, Leon suddenly whispered:

"Yang Dun's obsession is too deep. After all, Fangguo tree is just a tree. How can it make people enlightened? Everyone knows that Newton was smashed by an apple, but if Newton didn't have that brain, he wouldn't be able to realize it even if he was smashed by a durian. Gravity, are you right?"

"What you said makes sense, but what I want to talk about is not this, but... well, don't you think it's strange for a tree to grow into a square shape without pruning?"

Feng Xue frowned, thinking that there was no answer, but suddenly Leon slapped his thigh and said: