Kikyo and I are of one mind

However, the blue-haired twintails were obviously not as relaxed as Feng Xue. He shook his head nervously, and said eagerly:

"Although there was no complaint, that woman took Teacher Kill away!"

"Oh." Feng Xue replied flatly, then looked at the blue hair in front of him with a strange expression and said:

"Then what, are you worried that Mr. Kill will be killed by that blond big wave?"

"Eh..." The blue-haired twintails were at a loss for words for a moment, but Feng Xue reached out and patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile:

"Don't worry, that octopus has the white moonlight that only belongs to him. That kind of bitch woman can't make him open up! By the way, although that woman's brain is a bit weak, she is more or less a serious killer , so they won’t attack without even analyzing the target’s situation clearly, so in the final analysis, the two of them just ran to 419 once at most.”

"It's still daytime!" The blue-haired pair of ponytails widened their eyes, only to find that Feng Xue was looking at him with a strange look, and then, he uttered the interrogation that went straight to the soul——

"Oh, Mr. Zhu, you seem to know a lot!"

"That, ah, that's just..."

Seeing the shy expression of the androgynous puppet, Feng Xue's wicked taste was greatly satisfied, and she waved her hands and continued to eat bread.

Although Feng has already gone to the housekeeping room to make lunch, considering that she has always added some weird things to her meals in the past month, it is better to eat fried noodles and bread.

"Dinner is ready!" Just as Feng Xue was muttering, Feng's voice suddenly came from the door. Immediately afterwards, this little sister-in-law who looked a little silly came in dragging a big pot, looked at Feng Xue with a very dangerous look, and then lifted the bowl that covered the pot...

"smell good!"

"Then what, can I ask? How did you manage to finish a jar of Buddha's Jumping Wall in 15 minutes?" Feng Xue looked at the thick, meaty Buddha's Jumping Wall, and the corners of her eyes twitched involuntarily.

Not to mention the ingredients, Mr. Sha stuffed a lot of weird dry goods into the school's housekeeping room.

The problem is, whether it's sending dry goods or stewing Buddha jumping over the wall, it's not something that can be done in a few minutes!

"I stewed it with spiritual fire!" Feng said words that no one could understand as a matter of course, filled a bowl of soup and put it in front of Feng Xue, and then said with a smile:

"Everyone has it! But I didn't take the extra bowl..."

In an instant, all the students in the classroom disappeared.

"I said this isn't a gourmet fan, right?" Feng Xue grinned, and began to think about whether she should have considered going directly to Yuanyue for further studies, but now she seemed to be burying her sister-in-law's talent a bit.

You actually learned how to use spiritual fire to stew the Buddha jumping over the wall, you have directly ascended to the rank of God of Cookery!

"Try it!" Feng didn't care about Feng Xue's bewildered expression, and filled a bowl of soup for her sister.

Regarding the Zhenxiu presented by her sister, Kikyo began to taste it without any scruples. Feng Xue hesitated, and finally asked:

"What did you put again?"

"A little herbal medicine that makes the ingredients easier to mix." Feng looked at Feng Xue with a smile, as if saying, "Eat or not, it's up to you."

"Gudong..." Smelling the lingering fragrance from the tip of her nose, Feng Xue swallowed involuntarily, gritted her teeth and said:

"I didn't send you to the Flower Culinary Training Academy, it's really a shame."

After speaking, he picked up the bowl and drank.

Well, it sure tastes good.

It is fragrant but not greasy, mellow but not heavy, rotten but not rotten, fragrant and soft. The most amazing thing is that while the essence is stewed out, the dry goods such as sea cucumbers and abalones that should be tasteless still maintain a considerable chewiness, and even absorb the soup.

It is worthy of being a Buddha Jumping Wall made of spiritual fire!

"one more bowl!"

Well, he smells so good.

Only gourmet food and platycodon can't be let down!

"Don't worry, I didn't add anything strange today." Feng rolled a white look at Feng Xue, then filled a bowl for him, and called the students who robbed the bowls and chopsticks from the home economics class to serve soup and drink together.

"Don't try to grab my stomach!"

Feng Xue muttered, and continued to sip the soup. The platycodon by the side gave him a blank look, as if she wanted to say something, but she didn't say anything, she just glanced at Feng thoughtfully.

"What smells so delicious? Give me a bowl too!" Teacher Sha's characteristic voice suddenly sounded, and before everyone recovered, Teacher Sha had already come to the side of the jar, holding a small Bowl, a relaxed pale pink on the face.

"I want it too, I want it too!" The blond big wave who suddenly lost the trace of killing the teacher rushed into the teacher with great difficulty, and immediately said cutely, but...

"I'm sorry, I've already finished drinking." Feng showed an expression that Feng Xue found a little strange, but what he said was very familiar. It was the smile he would show when he was about to bully others.

"Eh, isn't it gone? Obviously before..."

Teacher Sha turned his head to look at the jar while talking, but found that there was still a layer of jar when he filled the soup, and there was really nothing in it.

"No more, what a pity, what a pity..." Feng Xue puffed her cheeks and muttered, the smile on Teacher Sha's face suddenly became more expressive——

"Student Youxi, you really don't plan to come to assassinate as a teacher seriously?"

ps: It is said that the witch is the wife of a god. You should first find out what the god of the neon is. According to the classification of modern beliefs, the god of the neon belongs to the belief of elves. The so-called 800 million gods are actually "everything in the world has a divinity".

In other words, there is no difference between the so-called technicians of the gods and the technicians of mortals, because mortals also have "divinity" (I don't bother to look up the proper noun, it probably means this), so I will specifically point out the big shrines and small shrines the difference.

The big shrines enshrine righteous gods, such as Kasuga Taisha, Tenman Shrine, etc. These shrines themselves have enough background, and the witches naturally serve the so-called great gods, and ordinary people can't touch them, but ordinary shrines are different, what? Mountain spirits, wild ghosts, monsters, foxes, and even demons are more formal objects of worship.

In addition, the witch parade does not really travel all over the country, but wanders around in several relatively prosperous cities around. If you think this is unbelievable, then the monk Youfang is also unbelievable?People have a fixed business path. If they are robbed by robbers, they will die or be robbed. In those days, nobles still got robbed. It is true that there are bandits on the road, but merchants can walk, monks can walk, nobles can walk, but witches can't?

As for the face of Shintoism and the face of the emperor, brother, before you say this, you should first understand the background of the times, okay?

What is the emperor?Not to mention history, anyone who has played some neon history-themed games or read related novels and comics should know that this is a rubber stamp, and real power is rarely held in your hands.

Let's talk about Shintoism... From the Heian era to the Meiji Restoration, Buddhism has been fighting against it for thousands of years. The so-called emperors who are descendants of the Shinto gods all believe in Buddhism, and the gods with names and surnames have become Buddhist incarnations. You tell me that Shintoism and the emperor still have the face to fight?

Chapter 219 The Deceitful Killing Teacher

"Let's talk about when we find a flaw." Feng Xue said, sucking something like vermicelli into her mouth, but Mr. Sha was sure that there was no such ingredient in the jar.

"That's really a pity! Being a teacher's flaw is not so easy to catch!" Mr. Sha shook his head and turned to the blonde big wave, as if he still wanted to continue playing games with this violin killer (with false characters).

Feng Xue indifferently slurped the "noodles" woven with the soup and ingredients of Buddha's Jumping Wall. Not to mention, after breaking through the original form, it tasted so special.

Perhaps this is also a kind of molecular cuisine?

……

The pleasant noon time slipped away quickly, and the first class in the afternoon was English class again. Although Feng Xue wanted to complain about the class schedule of this ghost school, but considering that it was a sheep-herding class, I was too lazy to talk about it.

After the lesson in the morning, the blond big wave did not miss the class this time. He just walked into the classroom, unbuttoned two openings on purpose, revealing the black underwear, and then posed in a charming pose, lit a mint-flavored lady's cigarette and stood there in a daze.

"I said teacher..."

A handsome boy suddenly opened his mouth, and his blond hair raised his head slightly, not because she was out of her own world, but just because——

This is the first student who doesn't call her Bichi.

"what?"

The little boy didn't say "do it" directly, but said obediently: "If you don't go to class, can you exchange with Mr. Kill? We are also fresh candidates..."

"Huh? Are exams more important than the crisis of the earth? I really envy the peace of you little devils, but isn't your E class just a cow herding class? Isn't it too late to study now..."

The blond big wave's precise stepping on the thunder made the murderous aura of the whole class focus on her in an instant, but should it be said that the murderous aura is too scattered to attract the attention of the masters, or should it be said that this teacher is too bad to understand murderous aura?

In short, she said without self-awareness:

"Why don't you just do it like this, how about sharing 500 million for none of you after I succeed in the assassination? This is what you will spend in your entire life..."

The voice of the blond big waves stopped abruptly, and a drop of cold sweat slid down the corner of her forehead, because for the first time, she felt the weight of murderous intent.

will die……

boom!

A rubber hit her side, but it relieved the feeling of fear as if she was standing on the gallows with a neck tied.

However, after picking it up before, she finally discovered that although the group of students were scattered, they had an extremely pure "murderous aura".

No, there was no thought of killing her, at best it was just anger and repulsion, but the feeling that they would pounce on them at any time still made her feel a little weak.

But as a professional, her self-esteem does not allow her to show timidity, so she stiffened her neck and said:

"What's your attitude? I'll kill you..."

It would be fine if such a stern threat was placed before, but the students in this class have experienced the endless fear brought by the black killing teacher, and immediately picked up the things at hand and threw them towards the big blonde wave. , English class directly turned into dodge ball.

but……

"Well, what do you mean by a sign that we don't need Juru (tong fake characters)?" Feng Xue gently poked the green-haired twin-tailed sister-in-law of the teacher, but found that one of the female voices in the class counted as one. Holding a similar brand, even Feng was making wild noises...

"Okay, neon middle school students are different..."

The blond big wave was successfully expelled, Teacher Sha returned to the classroom, took the textbook and began to speak English. Although it was still the difficult Japanese English, everyone studied it much more seriously than before.

how to say?

People always have a comparison to know the good and the bad. After experiencing the blond big wave's precise stepping on the thunder, the popularity of Teacher Killing suddenly soared.

If the reward list was transferred from Killing Teacher to Blonde Big Wave at this time, Feng Xue felt that that woman might not survive tonight.

"When will it wake up? One day? Two days? Still can't wake up?" Feng Xue was slightly in a daze as she estimated the effect of the silk thread she had implanted in her heart.

"Student Youxi!"

"Forehead?"

"Please answer my question." Teacher Sha showed a sinister smile like all students who caught desertion, stretched out several tentacles, and pointed to the words on the blackboard——

"Which tentacle do you think is the loneliest?"

"..." Feng Xue sighed a little speechlessly, and pointed to the red line:

"The green one."

"Although you answered... eh?" Teacher Sha originally planned to say a line like "Although the answer is correct, but you must listen carefully", but suddenly reacted, waving the red tentacle, and said with a strange face:

"Youxi, what color do you think this tentacle is?"

"Green!"

Feng Xue replied as a matter of course——

"It's the same color as blood, so pretty."

"Ah, this..." Mr. Kill scratched his head, and stretched out another green tentacle...

"What about this?"

"It's also green!" Feng Xue said as a matter of course, with an expression as if she was looking at a fool. Teacher Kill was at a loss for a while, then turned her head to the blue-haired twin ponytails and said:

"Zhu-san, what color do you think these two tentacles are?"

"One red one, one green one, that, Mr. Kill, I think You Xijun is teasing you..." The blue-haired pair of ponytails said sincerely, Mr. Kill's golden head turned red immediately, no need to look at the comparison Table, everyone can understand that Mr. Kill really didn't realize...

"I don't think so, I really just reacted!"

I don't know who murmured something in a low voice, Teacher Kill's head became redder, and he knocked on the wall with his limp tentacles, making a puyo puyo sound, and the feeling of being cute suddenly became more obvious.

But at the next moment, he seemed to have realized something, and suddenly turned around with his head upright, and said in a very "teacher-like" tone:

"Student Youxi, you are teasing the teacher. Today's homework will be tripled!"

Feng Xue doesn't care about this kind of punishment. Although he is not Lie Haiwang, egoism will help him write at sub-light speed!

ps: Grass, as I was writing, I suddenly had a new inspiration——

"jojo's wonderful kitchen"

As we all know, each type of substitute has its strengths and weaknesses, but the one standing at the apex of all substitutes is undoubtedly the strongest substitute in the gourmet world——Pearl Jam.

Platinum Star is a stand-in with overwhelming strength, speed and precision. Only such a stand-in can make such delicious beef balls!

Although the Purple Hermit is known as the most useless cooking substitute, he can accurately find rare ingredients. With this ability, Joseph Josta became the world's leading supplier of top ingredients, earned a lot of money, and became a financial giant.

The red of the magician, the magician who controls the flames, once went to a florist to study, mastered the legendary art of fire, and even surpassed the blue ones, turning the high-end cuisine that can only be fried in a raging fire into a regular one.

Golden experience, a substitute for the godfather of the gourmet gangster, can reverse the best tasting period of ingredients, and even transform inedible substances into ingredients. His appearance allows the poor to enjoy the touch of food. Although he is a gangster, countless people enjoy his favor and regard him as an idol and a beacon.

The silver chariot, the white-board blind stand-in, is only commendable for its super-high speed, but with its master's exquisite knife skills, he has become a top ten sashimi master in the world, making all stand-in chefs understand the truth that "there is no weakest stand-in chef, only the weakest stand-in chef".

……

"Boy, are you here to try it too? Why are you still here in a daze? Where's your substitute?"

"Well, I just feel that there seems to be something wrong with my bizarre adventure?"

2 Chapter Twenty Fire Extinguishing Artifacts