The abnormal daily life of a painter

"There's someone over there."

"Oh~ do you want to go over and have a look?" Inaba Ten rolled his eyes and suggested.

Zheng Yichen shook his head violently: "No!"

"..." The black-haired rabbit stared at Zheng Yichen angrily. Every time she suggested Zheng Yichen, she would refuse. There is a very vicious woman next to her, who often sets fire in the bamboo forest!"

"Oh."

Seeing Inabaten's displeased expression, Lingsen followed with a smile: "Let's get out of here quickly."

She has been in the Eternal Pavilion for decades, and has never come out. Now when she comes out, she has to do a very important thing.

Outside the Lost Bamboo Forest, Lingxian looked around: "Next, we can find a suitable place to act."

They are here to collect 'ink', that is, human blood. Of course, the blood of monsters can also be used. As for monsters, some monsters cannot produce suitable ink if they are not intelligent enough.

And if there is a conflict with other monsters, it is easy to encounter hard stubble, so the best target is human beings.

There will be this action, or Zheng Yichen's blood is not enough... Well, in the original words of Baiyi Yonglin, Zheng Yichen has bled too much, and then he will refuse some things on the grounds of weakness. Get your ink the easy way.

Needless to say, Zheng Yichen really has such a plan, after all, he is just a human being with a stronger body, and his physique is very good among human beings, but if he is compared with a group of non-human beings, he should sleep well.

Thinking about what they will do in the future, it would be best to pretend to be sick. The situation here is not like that of Ravelli. In the eternal pavilion, whether it is a rabbit, a pharmacist or a princess, they can fight one by one, many Things don't need his help at all... right?

"What should we do next? Wait for people to pass by here, and then rush out to scare them?" Inaba Tianwei turned his gaze to Zheng Yichen, wanting to ask Zheng Yichen what he thought.

"As planned."

Zheng Yichen said very bluntly, the original plan was to catch a person, and let Lingxian use madness to make passers-by insane, resulting in extreme emotions, which can be regarded as a low-profile version of Ling Ling, after all, Ling Ling's ability is good Bad ones can be booted.

And hers don't expect any good bias.

"That's so boring."

"Why don't you give me some blood and I'll draw a haunted house?"

Inabaten gave Zheng Yichen a grimace: "I don't think we can wait for anyone here. There are a lot of monsters in Gensokyo, and those people are easy to be eaten if they run around. If we want to find someone, we should go to the nearby villages." .”

"Is that so?"

Zheng Yichen thought for a moment, took out his paintbrush, and smeared some blood on the wound on his arm: "How about we do a publicity?"

"publicity?"

"It's the promotion of treasures. What do you say is more attractive?" Zheng Yichen asked the black-haired rabbit.

"For people, it's probably the kind of thing that can make people live longer? Or something that can gain power, and finally a treasure." Tenwei Inaba said without thinking.

Wealth, strength, and longevity are basically what human beings pursue. If such news can be released, it will naturally attract a large number of greedy people to come to hunt for treasure.

"Do you have those things?"

Zheng Yichen turned the paintbrush in his hand: "It's not difficult to have it, but the things drawn are all time-limited, it's not a problem to fool people, and it will be exposed after a long time."

The black-haired rabbit chuckled, and the paintbrush in Zheng Yichen's hand fell on the drawing board that he took out. After a long time, it will be a later thing. Now it can be used. Zheng Yichen drew an emerald green orb .

"What is this? A gem?"

"Well, the kind of gemstone that can enhance resilience." Zheng Yichen said.

Healing orbs can speed up the speed of life recovery in the game, and naturally have the same effect in reality.

"It doesn't look very effective." Tianwei Inaba said, looking at the wound on Zheng Yichen's arm. Zheng Yichen didn't speak, and continued to draw a few. That tiny wound slowly healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"It works now."

"Since there are such things, why don't you draw more of them, so that you can recover quickly even if you consume a lot of blood?"

Zheng Yichen clicked his tongue: "Do you think I don't want to? Conventional recovery methods are fine, and recovery methods involving special power have nothing to do with me."

He has used the Holy Grail before, it is good for healing injuries, but it is not good for restoring the consumed blood, and the blood tonic medicine, which can nourish the body and speed up the body's recovery, is effective, but his physique is like this, no matter how fast he uses it, he needs to slow down.

"Okay, then use this kind of thing." Inaba Tianwei has already thought of many ways, and this kind of thing that can enhance resilience is too easy to use to fool people.

The effect of one is not obvious, and the effect is immediate after making it into a bracelet. Take this thing to the human village, find a few people who are easy to fool, and deliberately leak some information to them, there will always be people who can't help their inner greed. place for treasure hunt.

"How long can this thing exist?"

"Three days."

"Then leave the rest to me." Inabaten took away the string of healing orbs from Zheng Yichen's hand, and signaled Zheng Yichen to draw some new ones, and then make some other arrangements.

Since it is for people to hunt for treasures, they must set up some places like treasure places, so that the places they choose are not suitable, and they have to find suitable areas from other places. This place cannot be too far away from human villages , nor too close.

Finally they found a forest, and after clearing a lot of trees, they were going to take the wood and build a proper site.

"Hey, help me, don't you have a conscience for letting me do this kind of thing by myself?" Zheng Yichen yelled, looking at Inaba Tianwei who was sitting on a wooden stake.

"You're not going to make a girl do heavy work, are you?"

"You are a monster!"

"That's not OK."

Inserting the chainsaw in his hand on the ground, for a moment he wanted to use the Holy Grail to be lazy. Basically, he made a wish that he needed a maze. The materials have been prepared, and the rest is left to the power of the Holy Grail. That's it.

"Forget it, I'll take a chance." Zheng Yichen sat on the ground, took out a drawing board, and drew a design on it with a pencil.

He was going to design a dungeon maze for treasure hunting, and then use the Holy Grail to skip the construction process. Anyway, the materials are all ready, and the consumption should be within the acceptable range, which is considered an early investment.

"It's too big, can we finish it?" Lingxian looked at the dungeon maze drawn by Zheng Yichen, and asked with some entanglement. The amount of work for this thing seems to be quite large, and there are only three of them.

Even monsters can't do this in a short while.

"Aren't rabbits very good at digging holes?"

"But I'm a moon rabbit." Lingxian looked at her hands. Even if rabbits are very good at digging holes, it is impossible to dig out a dungeon maze of this scale in a short time.

"Well, just in case, let's find some other monsters."

"The master said it's best not to conflict with other monsters..."

"Then the little monster." Zheng Yichen glanced at Inaba Tianwei, with the luck brought by this lucky rabbit, he shouldn't encounter hard problems.

In Bullying Little Monsters——

At first, Lingxian was not used to it, but after doing it a few times, she got used to it, and her expression became a little numb. The specific process is to find a monster who is alone and not strong enough, and without a word, go up to attack and beat him up. After the other party cried, she used her madness ability to make the monster more sad.

Zheng Yichen took the opportunity to draw away the opponent's blood, and then drew a delicious meal in the monster's bewilderment to send the beaten monster away.

This gave Lingxian an indescribable sense of guilt. To describe it specifically, after robbing an unlucky guy, he used the other party's money to buy lunch for the other party, and the other party even said thank you.

"I think as long as this goes on, I can get enough ink." Lingxian said, looking at a box Zheng Yichen was carrying, which was filled with the blood of monsters.

"Didn't you notice that there are fewer and fewer monsters nearby?"

"Oh?" Zheng Yichen's reminder brought Lingxian back to his senses. In the beginning, Zheng Yichen only needed to play a single card, and he could easily attract some weak monsters, but now that Zheng Yichen has been gone for a long time, he will not Some monster jumped out.

Those monsters are not stupid either.

"And what if the monsters unite to deal with us if this continues?"

"Uh." Lingxian's expression became more tangled: "Humans will unite too?"

"Then here comes the question, is it better for humans to unite or those monsters who can do sorcery?"

Does Gensokyo have guns?No such thing as a hammer.

"That's right."

Zheng Yichen patted the box he was carrying: "The ink should be enough, let's go back first."

Back to the place where many trees were cut down before, a high-quality Holy Grail was drawn. After making a wish, the nearby felled trees decomposed under the influence of an invisible force, and the ground also produced slight tremors. After being divided, the decomposed trees merged into the divided land, and the whole process lasted for nearly 5 minutes.

"It seems that the investment has overflowed?" Zheng Yichen glanced at the box, and the ink inside was reduced by two-thirds, mainly because he consumed more ink because of the large amount of work.

But now it seems that some ink should be wasted.

This cannot be avoided, and it is better than the intensity of the last wish is not enough to complete the project.

Chapter 244 Red Mist

A dungeon that was exactly the same as the dungeon maze he drew. The black-haired rabbit dropped the carrot on the ground. She and Ling Xian watched the whole process of the dungeon maze appearing.

The land was divided, and the felled trees were reshaped into pillars in the divided land. Some soil was solidified, and the underground stones were also transformed under the influence of a force. Dirt, stones, trees , each material is fully utilized.

After the completion of the dungeon, the divided land was covered again, and the surface of the ground looked the same as before.

"This, what kind of technology is this??" Lingxian opened her eyes wide. She had never seen such a project in the Moon Capital.

"What kind of technology, it looks more like a miracle!" Inaba Tianwei quietly kicked the carrot that fell on the ground aside, and quickly came to Zheng Yichen's side: "Why do you draw something else when you have this thing, just use this Will it attract a group of people?"

"The nature is different. The Holy Grail is used to make wishes. It is quite dangerous to fall into the hands of strangers." Zheng Yichen rubbed his chin: "I think when I was weak, I gave it to a dying person." A holy grail of inefficiency, I wanted to let the other party go more safely, but that guy wanted to make a wish for me to walk with him."

"But it's this kind of thing that really attracts people. You're making some inefficient things. That thing is much more useful than that string of beads." Inaba Tianwei directly threw the healing bracelet to Zheng Yichen , if you fool people, of course you have to use better things to fool people.

This kind of thing that increases resilience still needs to be experienced slowly. How can it be quicker to make a wish directly?

On the other hand, Lingxian showed an inexplicable expression. She thought of the conversation between Bayi Yonglin and Zheng Yichen not long ago, to eliminate the threat of the Moon Capital... The strength of this Holy Grail wish depends on the investment, then Zheng Yichen Really painted a holy grail with ink provided by countless people...

What will be the result?

too frightening.

"Draw two more and let me try the effect."

"Okay." Zheng Yichen drew a low-efficiency Holy Grail for Inaba Tenwei, and after taking the Holy Grail, he looked at Lingxian.

Lingxian couldn't help shivering, staring at Inaba Tianwei vigilantly: "What do you want to do?"

"Of course it's to do some interesting things. You can make a wish by looking at things, right? Get naked for me!"

"No!!!"

tear-

Zheng Yichen blocked his front with the drawing board, looked left and right, if there were no stones on the ground, he must have hit the black rabbit with a stone!

"Oh? Strange, why didn't it work?" Inaba Tenwei looked at Lingxian who was pulling his clothes tightly, making sure that he had no time to relax, and looked at Zheng Yichen with some puzzlement and naivety.

Zheng Yichen turned the paintbrush in his hand with a bad look on his face. The wishing effect of the inefficient Holy Grail is more related to personal ability.

For example, if he is hungry and wants to eat chicken legs, he can indeed get chicken legs if he makes a wish with the inefficient Holy Grail. The Holy Grail just bypasses this process. Without the Holy Grail, he can buy it by turning left 200 meters from his home.

But before he got acquainted with Lingling, he wished to get Lingling's underwear, but he definitely couldn't get it. First of all, he would have no chance to get in touch with Lingling. Apart from ignoring his ability to paint, it is even more impossible to enter Lingling alone. Since it is impossible in Zero's family, making a wish will have no effect.

Such is the holy grail of inefficiency.

The wish made by Inabaten is useless to Lingxian. The high probability is that the gap between her and Lingxian is not big. Even if you don’t use the Holy Grail, it is difficult to tear her clothes. It exceeds the upper limit of the effect of the inefficient Holy Grail. , Lingxian's clothes are just a little more wrinkled.

But Zheng Yichen was different, he couldn't beat this black-haired rabbit.

As for how he was affected, it was definitely because the black-haired rabbit was not targeting a single person when he made a wish.

"Now if you open your heart and apologize, I will forgive you!"

"What a perverted human being!" The culprit, Inaba Tenwei, hid behind Ling Xian.

"Ma—huh~" After Zheng Yichen drew a new dress and put it on, Ling Xian, who was blushing and turned his back to Zheng Yichen, turned around, and Zheng Yichen habitually turned the brush: "You say I How about drawing a mighty grail and wishing on her to cast a curse of being unable to wear clothes?"

?Inaba Tianwei really hid behind Lingxian this time: "No, I was really wrong, I was just curious about the effect of that thing."

"Be careful when you go out later." Zheng Yichen smiled.

Afterwards, Yin Bantian was far away from Zheng Yichen, and she wanted to come closer from time to time but she was a little apprehensive. After a while, she returned to her original state, as if she had figured it out or had other ideas.

"I apologize for what happened just now. At least I have confirmed the effect of the Holy Grail. Just like you said, it is indeed dangerous for that thing to fall into the hands of strangers, but the effect is simply too attractive. Give me some more , I will definitely be able to deceive you...and attract a large group of humans!"

Inabaten promised Zheng Yichen sternly: "What happened just now will never happen again."

"Do you think I believe what you say?"

"If that happens again, you can go and tell the masters."

Seeing that the black-haired rabbit got involved with Bayi Yonglin and the others, Zheng Yichen thought for a while, picked up the paintbrush and prepared to draw a few new inefficient holy grails, but in terms of effect, he felt that he should press it a little more, so that this one would be considered The black rabbit has the same idea, how can I leave him a pair of boxers.

Before he could write, Inaba Tianwei showed doubts on his expression, Lingxian also looked at the sky, and a large shadow floated over: "It's going to rain... oh?"

Zheng Yichen raised his head and saw the state of the sky and couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "Red mist?"

"Be careful, this kind of red mist has a demonic aura, and it will affect ordinary people." Lingxian stood beside Zheng Yichen and said, she heard the sound of the brush rubbing against the drawing board, and when she turned her head to look, Zheng Yichen had already drawn A very sci-fi armor came out, and he put it on the body as quickly as possible.

"All right."

"Uh..." Lingxian blinked, not knowing what to say.