The abnormal daily life of a painter

However, although such people can deal with strong monsters, their life expectancy is about the same as that of ordinary people, and they will still die of old age when they get older. Those backstabs and poisons don't matter to youkai.

But it hurts people very much. By the way, their combat effectiveness will drop significantly after they lose their weapons. There are not many humans who can use everything as a sword. Most people who use swords and have a strong enough personal will are often Carrying a weapon all the year round.

For such a person, weapons may be more important than wives.

"Can I practice?" Zheng Yichen was very eager to hear it, just like the majority of netizens, when he heard that this is super powerful, he immediately howled, "Coach, I want to learn this".

An old family is like a treasure, and a 'treasure' like Bayi Yonglin who has lived for a long time is well-informed!

"Can you look into my eyes for an hour without any mood swings?"

"Uh, of course not!" Zheng Yichen said without hesitation, staring at the eyes of the very good-looking 'girl', let alone an hour, even a minute he might have some fantasies that appeared naturally, staring at a Hours without mood swings?

Then he is definitely not alone.

"Then change to a low-difficulty one. You pull out a hair and stare at it for an hour. During this period, you are not allowed to have any distracting thoughts. Even the slightest is a failure."

"..."

"Also, since you have used the Holy Grail, you should work harder. If you can reach the level of using Ningqi Pill in a few months, it will be considered a good start."

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"What are you doing? Staring at a needle in a daze?" Lois hung her coat on the hanger after returning home. After the abnormal noise was resolved, the temperature in the old capital rose slightly in winter. Although it was still very cold, That kind of cold is somewhat within the acceptable range of normal people.

It won't make people lose their temperature so badly. The meteorological experts in the old capital said that this is caused by the disappearance of the power brought by a certain unstable area affecting the snow after the abnormal noise factor in the old capital disappeared, and the snow returned to normal. The snow in the snow will lose the characteristic of high penetrating cold.

People in the old capital will also be able to enjoy snowball fights in the future.

"Ah...headache!" Zheng Yichen then threw the needle in his hand into the needle box. Sure enough, some things are not so easy to practice. Bayi Yonglin provided a way, but whether it can be done or not depends on the individual.

"Are you messing around?" Lois touched Zheng Yichen's head, but she didn't feel that Zheng Yichen's head was hot.

"I'm practicing a very powerful method. After mastering it, I can chop up Gundams." Zheng Yichen said with a serious face...in theory.

His spirit and soul are very strong. If he can achieve the level of "swordsman" Yayi Yonglin said, he can really chop up Gundam with a kitchen knife and challenge the eyes of those pilots.

However, Baiyi Yonglin, who told Zheng Yichen how to get started, had no hope at all. She had an apprentice in the moon who used a sword, and she cultivated feelings with weapons a lot every day. Let her use the same type of weapon. Using special powers can still unleash a strong enough slashing attack with swordsmanship.

But after changing her to a weapon like a kitchen knife, although she can still perform a strong enough slash, but the type of weapon has changed, which will weaken her attack power.

Talented people have to focus on one type of weapon when they practice. Zheng Yichen, who has become a monk halfway through...Bayi Yonglin really doesn't have any expectations, just cultivate the power called qi properly.

Chapter 330 Do You Have a Headache, Are You Going to Grow Your Brains?

"Slash Gundam with a kitchen knife? It's time to wake up from your dream." Lois reached out and touched Zheng Yichen's head: "Are you having a headache, are you going to lose your brain?"

"I'm serious!" Zheng Yichen muttered, he also has ideas about what Baiyi Yonglin said, for example, the mecha equipped with the mutton system... cough, the λ-drive system, that kind of thing can play a role. The resulting effect is quite similar to the "sword intent" mentioned by Yayi Yonglin, right?

And the aspect of performance is more comprehensive, as long as one's own beliefs are strong enough, the impulse to attack or defend is high enough, and the mental strength is enough to support and consume, it is fine to resist nuclear bombs head-on, let alone attack.

The defensive side can theoretically resist nuclear bombs. As long as the offensive impulse is strong enough and the belief in killing the enemy is high enough, then even if it is facing a frontal attack from the Star Destroyer Cannon, it will be brave enough to go up and slash. The beam attack was cut off.

"Seriously, can you master it?"

"At present, it is not possible, but I can slowly try and cheat." Zheng Yichen touched his brush, his advantage lies in painting, so there are some things that others cannot try, but he can find another way to try. With this kind of ability, wouldn't it be very sorry for yourself if you don't try it?

"Then I wish you success, and go to bed early tonight, and get up early tomorrow."

"Ah? Didn't you say it started at nine o'clock? Is it necessary to get up so early?" Zheng Yichen yawned. At this time, Ling Ling had already changed into his home clothes and came out of his bedroom.

Lois glanced at Zheng Yichen: "It starts at nine o'clock, but I don't do other things? It takes time to make up and dress up. There was only one person, but now there are more people."

"Who?"

Lois looked at Zheng Yichen.

Zheng Yichen raised his eyebrows: "I still need that thing? Wash your face, comb your hair, put on decent clothes and find a place to stand as a statue?"

He is very clear about his own position. Not everyone knows the god painters in the old capital. From the perspective of others, Zheng Yichen is just a very lucky boy. After he was there, those who participated in the sales meeting were just for the sake of childhood. Signature of the Goddess.

Zheng Yichen?After the past, those fans will feel that this young man who is ignorant and even does not understand music is all kinds of eyesores, right?

"You want this?"

Zheng Yichen thought for a while: "Lingling shouldn't be the kind of person who has the burden of being an idol, right?"

According to what Zheng Yichen learned, Lingling has never had any special character design. After getting to know her, it became clear that Lingling's so-called character design was the same from the beginning, and there was no need to make so many things. There is no need to go to any heat.

There are people looking for her to make a movie or something, and Lingling has never participated in it, and she is focused on music creation. There are many film companies who ask her to make some background music. Well, anyway, people will always be linked to the sentence 'bad movie, divine comedy'.

"It's mainly to improve your image." Lois took a look at Zheng Yichen: "If you have nothing to do, read more books and improve your temperament. How can you look like a painter?"

"To be specific, I'm just a painter, not a painter." Zheng Yichen said solemnly. He still has a clear self-awareness of his painting skills. He is just a humanoid camera. How can those real painters have self-cultivation?

He never thought of comparing with the masters in this field, even if the paintings drawn by those powerful painters will not become real.

"Then let those who envy you be jealous of you even more."

Zheng Yichen was convinced by Lois's reason.

Early the next morning, he got up early to take a shower. Lois prepared some tools to trim Zheng Yichen's hair. She pinched Zheng Yichen's face and said, "Tsk tsk, you don't need to wipe your enviable skin quality." powder."

"Anything else is fine, but this is absolutely not!" Zheng Yichen said with a face on his hips: "Don't put anything weird on my face, unless it's that kind of handsome camouflage or other paint!"

"Pretentious." Lois rolled Zheng Yichen's eyes, stared at his eyebrows and trimmed them, and nodded after making adjustments in the details: "Not bad, not bad, when you look closely, your little face is quite attractive, go Change your clothes, remember to be careful not to wrinkle your clothes."

"Alas..." Zheng Yichen picked up the clothes that Lois gave him, went back to his room and changed his clothes. When he went out, the place where he sat had been changed to Ling Ling, and Lois held the clothes in his hand. Busy with some makeup tools.

Since Lois appeared in a young posture, the professional team around Ling Ling who was in charge of makeup on certain occasions was replaced by Lois.

Zheng Yichen thought of the saying that an old man in a family is like a treasure... A baby like Ba Yiyonglin's age is considered a big baby, and a baby like Grandma Lois is considered a small baby?

In terms of daily life, Lois is very casual, but when she is doing business, you will find that she really knows a lot, cooking, makeup, hacking techniques, making chemicals, explosives, long-range sniping, sneaking into assassinations... ...Are all agents so awesome?

Lingling's makeup time is much longer than that of Zheng Yichen, and Lingling has long been used to this appearance. When Lois is operating, she is as motionless as a delicate doll.

Wearing a maid outfit on the side, she looks like a little girl. In fact, Renate, who is already 16 years old, looks amazingly at Lingling after makeup. Lingling is very beautiful without makeup on weekdays. Now after Lois Lingling directly broke through the upper limit of the score after going to make up with her own hands.

"Hmm~ not bad." After putting on makeup, Lois put her hips on her hips and nodded in satisfaction. She glanced at Zheng Yichen again: "If there are fanatical fans at the venue, then you will be responsible for chasing them away."

"Huh? This happened in previous years too?" Zheng Yichen pulled over the drawing board next to him, and prepared to draw two more powerful pistols... Forget it, let's draw a powerful shotgun, that kind of one shot Can break people.

"In the past, I didn't directly participate in many album releases, so whether I went or not depends on my mood." Ling Ling said calmly: "I have never done makeup like this before."

She stood up, walked to Zheng Yichen's side and turned around: "How?"

"..." Zheng Yichen stretched out his hand to press the drawing board, frowning slightly to sort out the words in his mind: "I can't say the words that are too gorgeous, so let's just say it briefly——I want to lick!"

"Hahahaha." Lois couldn't help laughing: "Young man, you are so honest, and put away the weapons you drew, and just throw them out if you encounter troublesome ones. You really plan to directly Beat people to death?"

She saw that the weapon drawn by Zheng Yichen had changed from a powerful shotgun to a... er, anyway, it looked hideous, not like a regular technological weapon.

At first glance, it is the kind of weapon that needs to be quarantined by the chemical defense forces to avoid causing a large-scale disaster in the old capital: "This thing will destroy the sale!"

Although Lingling focuses on music creation and has not participated in those miscellaneous things, there are more than one music studios in the old capital, and there are also competitions among them. The competition process is not all the high-end various business calculation.

There are also those who are unpretentious and directly hire people to make trouble. If Zheng Yichen dares to hold such a weapon, the competitors will immediately call the relevant departments of the old capital and send a group of chemical defense troops to clear the scene.

"Then change it to this?" Zheng Yichen drew a new sketch.

"No, although there will be some scumbags, but two guns are enough." Lois looked at the sketch drawn by Zheng Yichen, and immediately shook her head: "The riot weapons are enough, good boy, don't It's over exaggerated."

The sketch drawn by Zheng Yichen looks like some kind of advanced black technology weapon. If the weapon is enlarged, it is more like an 'aircraft carrier', with a long platform, and there is something like an energy core on the platform.

Although it is a sketch, it still has the power of magic. She can figure out what kind of firearm it is after just looking at it. Completed the physical clearance.

Zheng Yichen drew two air cannons and put them in his pockets. These are the most suitable weapons for riot control. The air cannons are the most suitable. Although they can't kill people, it's easy to blow people away.

The iron fist of the air is enough to suppress those who are dishonest.

"Come on, and you."

"?" Lei Fuli, who was watching, tilted her head in confusion. She was just about to say something when Lois pressed her directly on the chair: "You are also a member of the studio now. You have to have a better image when you go to the sales meeting.”

Lois is very good at makeup, and after finishing painting for Ravelly, Zheng Yichen's biggest comment in his heart is that he wants to lick it too.

Cough cough, it's too straightforward to say, but...but it's just like this when the mood is in place.

The makeup and outfits Lois prepared for herself were relatively 'simple'.

"I'm an assistant, I don't need to be so attractive."

At the scene of the New Year's album release meeting, although there are still 10 minutes before the official start time, the line here is already very long, and the security personnel around are very characteristic of the old capital, and they carry guns.

Not only that, but the body of those security guards is also stronger than the other. It looks like they are not security guards who have been trained temporarily, but they are solid and able to fight and resist. Sometimes the quality is extra high.

"There are more people here." Zheng Yichen opened the curtains and looked at the people queuing up on the street. In previous years, he had seen from the forum that it belonged to the soul musician sales meeting. Although there were many people, it was not as lively.

"Because a soul musician is here in person, which is very rare for fans, are you nervous?"

Zheng Yichen nodded honestly: "Thinking that I will face a lot of cannibalistic eyes later, I am quite nervous."

"And then? An Shuang?"

"Ahem, this is not important!"

Lois, who could tell at a glance that Zheng Yichen was careful, patted Zheng Yichen's buttocks: "Don't look around here, it's time to end up occupying space."

"Huh? I thought I was going to stand."

Chapter 331 'Demons and ghosts' at the sale meeting

Of course, Zheng Yichen didn't need to stand, and he didn't even need to stand next to Ling Ling. Lois, who was standing next to Ling Ling, only needed to sit in a special position, which was not only occupied by Zheng Yichen, but also Ling Ling. Some others at Studio Zero.

These people are equivalent to the Four Great Guardians and the Eight Great Vajras of Zero Zero Studio. Zheng Yichen doesn't know more than four people. After all, he doesn't do business when he goes to the studio. In another training ground.

There were some New Year's albums created by Ling Ling beside the place where he was sitting. He took them out and looked at them. They were not the kind of very festive New Year's albums, nor did they cater to the theme of the New Year. To say something special, That means the quality of an album is better than usual.

There is an audition device next to it. Zheng Yichen put on the earphones and listened. The name of the album is "New Life". While listening to it, Zheng Yichen felt that something sprouted in his heart, but he didn't feel anything when he recollected it. .

This does not affect him to listen to the music in the album repeatedly. As for the extent of the influence, it is not that the music is not good enough, but that this kind of music belongs to the public version. Lingling will definitely have a more complete "new life" ', but a more complete new life is already like spiritual magic, and it is impossible to put it in this kind of album for ordinary people to listen to.

This is the music created by collecting a lot of music materials during this period of time. How can the quality be poor?Even the normal version can have a subtle influence on people like Zheng Yichen with super mental power, and it has even greater influence on ordinary people.

But there is no part of any special power in this music.

While Zheng Yichen was listening to this album and incidentally being a member of the studio, he felt a lot of unfriendly eyes falling on him. He paused for a while while listening to the music, and his gaze shifted from those Sweeping it on someone, he used a Holy Grail when he came here today.

The content of the wish is that the release of the new year's album will go smoothly. This kind of influence is not the same as the law of causality, let alone make certain things happen absolutely, but it can affect some external factors, such as wanting to make trouble People are very unlucky today, and things that were well hidden are exposed because of some problems.

There is also a car accident or a serious traffic jam on the way where the troublemaker is driving.

Leaving aside those who caused trouble, it is normal for Lingling's genuine fans to be upset with Zheng Yichen. In their eyes, Zheng Yichen seems to be the person who delays Lingling, and Zheng Yichen is still doing nothing all day long, just like a real boy. Raised by soul musicians.

The jealousy in my heart wants to replace it...

Sitting on the main seat of the sales meeting, Lingling looked at the fans in various styles. She seldom came directly to some sales meeting venues because of her own ability. There were pure fans and fans with other thoughts There are many people who have everything, and although she can't read minds, she can understand the intentions and thoughts of these people through the voice of the soul.

It's just that this time is a little different from previous years, because Zheng Yichen is also here, so a considerable part of the firepower of those fans was attracted by Zheng Yichen.

There are more people who are envious of Zheng Yichen, the "little boy". As long as Zheng Yichen sits there, the hostility will continue to flow towards him. Some are pure envy and hatred, some want to kill Zheng Yichen, some What makes her feel worthless.

For those who feel worthless for her, Ling Ling has no opinion, because of the gap in cognition, in their eyes Zheng Yichen is an ordinary person with very good luck in the old capital.

As for those who want to kill Zheng Yichen... because of jealousy, many people just think about it and don't really plan to take action.

On such occasions in previous years, through the voice of the soul, there were not a few people who wanted to kidnap her.

It also happened in this occasion now, but because Zheng Yichen shared the firepower, the fans who wanted to hate Zheng Yichen had an overwhelming advantage.

"Actually, you don't have to listen to it." Lois, who was acting as an assistant beside Lingling, said, Lingling's soul voice is not completely passive, but like a radio, when you don't want to listen to it on weekdays It can also avoid hearing too much soul voice.

She can even perform various screenings, only hear the voice of the soul with good intentions or only listen to the voice of the soul with malicious intent, and remove all the voices of good intentions and passers-by.

"Listening to the voice of the soul is also one of my hobbies." Ling Ling's eyes casually looked at a person in line in the distance. The other party had been quietly paying attention to her. , the other party immediately noticed Ling Ling's gaze, and immediately turned his head guiltily.

"Which one? The one who wants to kidnap you?" Lois glanced at the guilty person. Her professional skills have not retreated. From the reaction of the other party, one can see some thoughts of the other party. That person has not received professional training. People are just ordinary people.

Lingling shook his head: "He's a pretender."

"Ah? The audience for your music is really wide enough." Lois smiled when she heard this. Pretenders are a special group in the old capital. It's not that they are monsters disguised as people, but The other party pretends to replace someone's identity.

This kind of people are often the unlucky ones who ran from the inner ring area to the sixth and seventh ring districts when they have nothing to do, and some unlucky ones in illegal business. The old capital often deals with those illegal businesses, but as long as there is interest, Then this kind of incident will not really disappear.

The unlucky ones who are caught will be killed and then peeled off the face, as well as parts of the body that can show details. dead body soon.

After some illegal procedures, the identities of the deceased will not be revoked, and it won't be long before the deceased will "resurrect from the dead" and live in the old capital again, with their identities completely washed.

Pretenders exist in old times, and there are also outer cities. After all, the level of technology in this world is quite high, and it is not difficult to complete these illegal jobs.

"Do you want to catch him?"

Ling Ling shook his head: "There is a problem with his soul voice, and now it is overlapping...he is parasitized by that face."