The abnormal daily life of a painter

And she?It doesn't matter anymore, the ink is the ink, there is nothing wrong with it, life on the earth is much more interesting than on the moon.

Now she has thought of a big plan, quietly digging a hole in the enchantment of Gensokyo, pulling a network cable, and then using her eternal power to maintain the network, so that surfing the Internet will be more comfortable in the future .

The premise is that she has enough good equipment in her hand. She asked her subordinates to inquire about the moving line diagram of the computer, and found some electronic equipment from a place called Xianglintang.

However, those things are too backward, and the computer screen is still the kind of big ass. Compared with the ultra-clear 4K high refresh rate screen drawn by Zheng Yichen, that kind of screen is almost rubbish, just the screen. She couldn't stand the flickering.

Even if Penglai people don’t have to worry about the problem of poor eyesight, they can grow brand new eyeballs if they are worn out, but the pursuit of experience is a common problem for intelligent creatures. If you have experienced better ones, why would you want to use worse ones? ?

"So find a way to draw something permanent."

"I think you are trying to make things difficult for me." Zheng Yichen couldn't help but rolled his eyes. If he could, he would have tried that a long time ago, but the reality is that he has been trying and has never succeeded. Let Lois's granny with an ordinary physique exist for several years.

You will be charged later.

"How can you make things difficult? If you don't do it, the price you paid must not be enough. As long as the price is enough, wouldn't it be easy to do this?"

"...First of all, you have to give me enough ink. I don't think the population of Gensokyo is enough to do all this. It should be possible to add those monsters?"

But those monsters are full to join in the fun?Monsters will be interested in his abilities, but that interest may not be what Zheng Yichen needs.

"Let's try slowly first. If it doesn't work, let's find a way to kick down the Hakurei Shrine and control the entire Gensokyo from the point of view of faith!"

"..." Looking at Hui Ye's gesture of clenching a fist with one hand, Zheng Yichen rubbed his forehead: "Let me draw you another computer."

"Okay!"

Really, fighting against the Hakurei Shrine in order to compete for faith?This is not a matter of confrontation or non-confrontation, but whether there is a necessary thing, and to what extent do you have to fall to compete with the Hakurei Shrine for belief?Is there that thing over there?He took the past 10 yuan and there is a high probability of sweeping the couch to welcome him?

Uh, it may also be someone who hit the sap and threw it into an unknown corner.

Competing with those over there for belief is like comparing the size of poor breasts with fake mothers, too... so what.

No, why do you want to rob faith?He will not stay in Gensokyo for a long time, and he will leave after a while, and the things he draws here will not be preserved. If he really wants ink, there are too many ways. The maze he used before is quite Not bad.

Even if it is exposed as a scam afterwards, let's put it this way, although the obtained things will disappear with the passage of time, but the things before disappearing can be used, right?Since it can be used, there is no need to beep or anything. It is worthwhile to pay for the emotion of fear in exchange for temporary treasures.

It's not a fatal thing.

When this matter is re-operated, other monsters will also be interested, but monsters have special powers, and it is more difficult to generate fear than ordinary people. The best target is ordinary people. Zheng Yichen feels that he has brought up this matter again. , there will be a whole bunch of people who used to play this particular game.

There are not many people or monsters who like to join in the fun in Gensokyo.

Hui Ye hugged the new computer, and the new game console left. Regardless of her soft appearance, she is actually strong... Anyway, Zheng Yichen couldn't break her with his wrists.

Hui Ye left, and Lingxian also packed up the medicine box and was about to go to the Ridge of the World. She hesitated and asked, "Master didn't arrange anything else for you, did he? Do you want to go to the Ridge of the World together?"

"Then let's go and have a look."

Zheng Yichen did not refuse. It was winter when he came here last time, and now the weather is getting warmer. Time flies by here in Gensokyo, and it is also okay to go to Renjian Ri to learn about the current situation here.

If Bayi Yonglin has arrangements, then there is no rush, she will come here early if something happens, she can't wake up in the morning because she was disturbed from sleeping last night, right?

No way?He didn't do anything last night, and in terms of the strength gap between the two sides, he would only be able to do something.

In the world, this place is the same as the last time I came here. Few people know it, but the lively level here is very good. Although the dressing style is completely different from the modern style that Zheng Yichen has long been familiar with, but here You can also feel an ancient style.

More importantly, there are no urban management here.

Lingxian was very familiar with this place, and came to a similar place with the medicine box on her back. As soon as the box was put on the ground, it was not long before someone was there.

Some of these people who buy medicine are really sick, and some are... scalpers?

Uh, it should be a scalper, right?As long as it is profitable to resell these medicines, there will definitely be people who can't help but do so. Lingxian obviously has experience in dealing with such people, and she drives them away directly. Her madness ability can bypass the process of wrangling.

"There are people like this every time, and they will be teased when Emperor Inaba is here." After driving away the scalpers, Lingxian explained to Zheng Yichen helplessly that she would feel more relaxed when Emperor Inaba was here, but the number of times If there are too many, she thinks it is better to come here by herself.

After all, that kind of pranks have been done too much, and there will be fewer people buying medicines when they come here next time. After the forever pavilion has contact with the outside world, they also need some daily expenses. They will not do such behaviors as stealing , I can't bear to do it.

"By the way, there is really a special cold medicine?" Zheng Yichen looked at a bottle of medicine, the label on it was a special cold medicine.

"Of course there is. The medicine made by the master is very powerful."

"Tsk, colds have always been an incurable disease in my impression." Incurable diseases are not terminal diseases, but they are very uncomfortable after getting it and cannot be recovered immediately with medicines, and even the medicines are used to relieve the discomfort. It is not a cure for this condition.

"For people, it is indeed an incurable disease." Lingxian looked at the venue that was being arranged in the distance, and thought of something, she quickly said to Zheng Yichen: "By the way, some strange things have happened in Gensokyo recently. , Banquets happen very frequently."

"banquet?"

Lingxian nodded: "There will be a banquet in about three days. It seems that it started when spring just came. The master has also paid attention to this matter, and it seems that this situation will not bring anything to Gensokyo. She just asked me to prepare more anti-alcoholic medicine, which has been selling very well recently."

"...have vision."

Since it is a banquet, they will definitely eat and drink. If someone drinks too much, they will need anti-alcoholic medicine. After all, no matter how people here hold a banquet, they still have to work honestly the next day. To be able to return to normal, anti-alcoholic medicine is very necessary.

Zheng Yichen looked at the other medicines in the medicine box, and the hangover medicines accounted for more than half of them.

"You guys will really take the opportunity to make a fortune."

"Well, we will prepare this kind of thing if there is a need, but the master has said this kind of thing for a while, and it won't be long before someone will solve the root of the problem."

"What is the root of the problem?"

"Well... it must be something like this." Lingxian raised her hand and gathered a very fine mist with her own strength. After the mist gathered, it quickly slipped away: "Master said that this kind of mist gathers people. The idea of ​​gathering people together intentionally or unintentionally will produce a banquet.”

What can people do together?It's not open...cough, normal gatherings, except for festivals, may be gatherings to fight, and festivals will have banquets, but after being affected by this kind of fog, people often gather because of this kind of gathering Hold a banquet.

"Calculating the time, there is a banquet today, and we have participated in it a few times before."

Lingxian talked about her previous experience. The banquet at that time was very lively, and the people present were also very excited. You are not a human being, you can enjoy yourself if you can enjoy it.

It’s also a lot of fun to get together to drink, drink, and taste delicious food, but the money is a bit fast, and the banquet in the world costs money. Although some things will be provided for free, most of the things need to be purchased from Buy from the seller at the stall.

Chapter 340 Whoever uses fire will be burned to death

"It just so happens that the money from selling the medicine can go to the banquet today, but the princess probably won't go out." Lingxian thought of the computer that Zheng Yichen had drawn for Hui Ye before, and if there was such a thing, Hui Ye would probably choose it Lie flat at home.

"Make money... look at mine." Zheng Yichen took out a drawing board. This thing was prepared by the Everlasting Pavilion. No one draws there, so this thing is for him. Take it away and use it now.

"Isn't it good to lie to people?" Looking at the things drawn by Zheng Yichen, Lingxian hesitated.

"What lie? Just tell them that this thing can only last for three days. What's the matter with spending money to experience the treasure? It's not expensive."

It’s not expensive, but someone bought it. Zheng Yichen didn’t stay here for too long. The main reason is that not everyone in the world is sick. The medicine prepared by Lingxian is very good, but he won’t sell it right away. If he is idle, he will be idle Just wander around in other places in the world.

The last time I came here was more for making troubles and publicity. I didn’t really experience the characteristics of this place. Now it’s different. There’s nothing too important. There are many things to see when I’m free.

There are many small stalls here, and because there are banquets in the afternoon or evening, you can see that some stall owners are preparing something very early.

Things like takoyaki and oden can be seen, and some other things can be seen. Zheng Yichen even saw monsters mixed into the crowd, but when those monsters don’t reveal their demonic aura and their own power, they can be seen with others. There is not much difference between people, but... it is not difficult to tell if they are monsters.

The biggest tell they show is their clothes!

Although the appearance is humanoid, but compared with ordinary villagers, the style of painting is very wrong. When Zheng Yichen passed by a monster, the monster even asked a question in a low voice: "How do you see me? identity? I hide it well, right?"

The monster said that he had restrained his own monster energy, even the powerful humans in the village might not be able to see it.

"The clothes you are wearing are so pretty." Zheng Yichen said his reasons.

The monster looked at his own clothes in surprise, and then looked at other people's clothes, as if there was nothing wrong: "Thank you, and you seem to be very special, can you have a barrage duel with me?" ? If you lose, you will be captured by me."

"Why are you arresting me? You want to eat someone?" Zheng Yichen intends to make a fool of himself later on. Although the relationship between humans and monsters is a rule in Gensokyo, but to say this in front of him, Then he must do something.

The female monster shook her head: "No, no, no, it's just that a companion told me that since you are a monster, you should arrest a few people. Don't worry, I'll just take you away for a few days, and then I'll let you back. I still like the atmosphere of the village and the banquet here."

The female monster looked at Zheng Yichen expectantly.

"No, I still have things to do." He continued with the monster's regretful expression: "Look at this, since your companions have said so, they should have caught humans, you find a chance to give them Arresting them for a few days, doesn’t it mean that you have arrested a lot of people?”

"? Is there a connection?" The female monster was a little confused.

"Of course there is a connection. Humans are inherently weaker than monsters. They can catch humans, but you can catch them. Doesn't this mean that you are better at catching people? You don't need to tell your companions how much you caught in the future." How many people, just say how many people of the same kind have been caught, isn't that more fulfilling than how many people have been caught?"

The female monster nodded suddenly, feeling that what Zheng Yichen said made sense.

Looking at the female monster who left to find her companions, Zheng Yichen looked around. This time, there were many more monsters than last time, and it was still in the morning. Is this also the effect of the fog?

However, the monsters who came here didn't seem to be aggressive. The one I met just now seemed quite harmless. As long as he could resist the opponent's power as a monster, Zheng Yichen felt that he could deceive several such monsters in one night.

What he was more curious about was what the other party planned to do after being captured by such a monster, whether to find a cave and throw it in, or do something in the past few days?

"What ecstasy soup did you give that woman Hui Ye to make her become like that?" Zheng Yichen, who was shopping, heard a slightly displeased female voice.

Looking back, it was a white-haired girl standing on the eaves, who was not wearing a skirt.

"It's good that I really have that kind of ability, can I come down and talk?" Zheng Yichen looked at the condescending Fujiwara Meihong and reminded, there was nothing to look at and he didn't want to keep raising his head.

Fujiwara Meihong looked left and right, and jumped off the eaves: "Come with me."

She dragged Zheng Yichen to a small single room in the temple house. She didn't go through the main entrance, but came in over the wall. When they came, there was a woman with white hair who was also in class. The first impression she gave Zheng Yichen was... Broad minded.

But before Zheng Yichen could take a second look, he was dragged away by Fujiwara Meihong. In the small private room, she pulled a chair and sat on it, put her legs on the table, and almost took it out. She lit a pack of cigarettes for herself and took two puffs.

"That woman Hui Ye has been sick recently, so what kind of strange video game is really so fun? After I don't have to play it, I hear her howling every day, I'm so annoyed!"

Ah, this... Zheng Yichen looked at the impatient Fujiwara Meihong in a daze, and really wanted to say that you can hear her howling every day if you don't go to the corner?

"It should be fun, right?" Zheng Yichen said after thinking about it, let alone Kaguya, he also likes to play now, but he has other things to do every day, and he also wants to do big things, so he doesn't play every day , but if I have time, I will definitely play for a while before going to bed every night.

"I do not believe!"

"That's the end of today's class. Be careful on the way home." In the private school, Bai Zehuiyin said to the students in the classroom with a smile on her face. Mainly private schools.

She is not a human but a monster like a half-beast. She has the blood of Bai Ze, but it will only appear when the full moon is full. There is not much difference in appearance from humans on weekdays. She has lived in the human world for a long time, and this The time aspect of life is equivalent to zero zero in the old capital...

There are several generations in the old capital who know Ling Ling, but many of those generations have become grandparents, and Ling Ling is still a "girl". It's just that she doesn't engage in music, she teaches.

After teaching the students a class, Shang Bai Ze Huiyin left the classroom in a comfortable mood. There were no disobedient students making trouble in class today. The students listened carefully, and the teacher was naturally in a good mood.

Looking at the students who cheered and left, Shangbaizawa Huiyin smiled. The students are in good condition these days, probably because of the frequent banquets recently?

Children, like to play, and even more like to play in festivals.

Carrying two books, she came to the lounge. Before she opened the door, she heard the noise in the room. The hand that opened the door froze slightly. Huiyin quietly opened a crack in the door, secretly observing the situation in the room. .

In the room, the white long-haired girl she cared about was sitting with a young man she didn't know, facing something that could display a certain picture.

That thing should be a TV, right?

The living conditions here in Gensokyo are very backward, but as a monster, her ability is still a monster related to history. She also knows something about TVs, but the TVs she sees now are very different from the ones in her impression, and they seem too delicate , and the picture is very clear.

The content displayed on the above is also a bit...that is, the two villains are fighting back and forth, and Mei Hong looks very involved, which makes Shang Bai Zehui a little hesitant to go over and disturb her.

"Ah! Impossible, why did the character who set fire to death be burned to death?? There must be a problem!!" After the blood bar was emptied, Meihong directly left the keyboard with both hands, looking very unwilling, she couldn't understand, Characters using flames will be burned to death by flames?What kind of setting is it?

"The rules of the game are like this, you need to find a developer." Zheng Yichen rubbed his wrist, Meihong's talent for playing games can't be said to be very good, but she is a fast learner, and it is not in vain to live for so many years , not like the old man who has a poor acceptance ability, on the contrary, she has a strong acceptance ability for things like games.

She has always taken a very serious attitude towards understanding. After she got familiar with it, she still talked about the charm of this thing, which made the woman Hui Ye addicted to it. If she wanted to touch it, the woman wanted to come over and work hard... Is it important or is she important?

"There must be a problem with the character who uses fire being burned to death... Huiyin, what are you doing standing at the door?" Meihong snorted, and turned her gaze to the door with a gap in it.

Shangbaize Huiyin outside the door hurriedly opened the door, she looked at Zheng Yichen with puzzlement and curiosity: "Is this your friend?"

As far as Kamishirasawa Huiyin knows, Fujiwara Meihong has very few friends in the world, no, she has no friends at all. Her special nature makes her rarely make friends with humans. If you want to say that she has special friends, it is probably The one who lived in the bamboo forest.

Seeing Zheng Yichen's face, Shang Baize Huiyin immediately thought of Zheng Yichen's identity. Some time ago, there was a photo of Zheng Yichen in Wenwen Daily.

Although most of the content in those newspapers is problematic, she is a cultural person, and she did not throw the newspapers that were sent over. If it is worth reading, just take a look, and take it as a new thing about Gensokyo. Among them There is the part about Zheng Yichen, a new human being who appeared in Gensokyo with incredible abilities...

The current head of the Paitian family in the world also wants to make a record, but Zheng Yichen has rarely appeared in the world, and it is difficult for her to 'find' the part related to Zheng Yichen through her own and historical abilities. There are records But in the intermittent kind.

Moreover, the history of Zheng Yichen's appearance was very, very short, and even before that, he was completely absent, as if there had never been such a person in this world.

Since his first appearance, he will completely disappear into history for a period of time... a very fascinating human being.

Chapter 341 How Many Ears Do You Have?

"Did you know each other a long time ago?" After pouring two glasses of water, Kamishirasawa Huiyin sat next to Fujiwara Meihong. Zheng Yichen is a special human being in Gensokyo, and Gensokyo does not lack such special human beings. It's nothing more than Zheng Yichen's ability is more... miraculous.

Unlike some kind of power that triggers miracles, his kind is to directly draw substantial objects, which reminds Shangbaizawa Huiyin of a certain legend, but the paintbrush carried by Zheng Yichen is obviously not the one in the legend. The 'magic pen'.

There's also no 'history' to that brush.

"I met him in the bamboo forest before, this guy... um... nothing." Meihong didn't continue to talk about the follow-up of her encounter with Zheng Yichen after the fight with Kaguya. There were no humans in the lost bamboo forest before. Yes, so after the fight, she didn't care even if the clothes on her body were turned into rags.

Anyway, there was no one else, and there was also a small house belonging to her in the bamboo forest. Although it was not safe to live in, there were many things in it, including spare clothes. As a result, she met Zheng Yichen. beated.

In her opinion, that was equivalent to a subdued attitude, so she walked in a awkward posture on the way back... Then she met Zheng Yichen.

"?" Huiyin couldn't help but wandered between Zheng Yichen and Meihong for a while, keenly feeling something that seemed very important.

"It's not a big deal, just don't worry about it. At the beginning, this guy created a maze, and he was the mastermind of the fake treasure incident." Meihong immediately changed the subject and drew Huiyin's attention.

"False treasures, although many people were injured in that incident, it is still an exchange of equivalent value?" Huiyin has learned about the matter of false treasures, and there are reports on Wenwen Daily, although the conspiracy written on it Super big, but that is also a consistent problem of Wenwen Daily.