The abnormal daily life of a painter

After a little thought, Zheng Yichen thoughtfully drew the seats and tables and arranged them: "That's good, but I'm not very keen on being interviewed, and it doesn't affect me if I don't write it in the newspaper. This is your unilateral demand and curiosity, and you don’t want to be unable to publish the next issue of the newspaper because you don’t have new materials, do you?”

Shemei Maruwen raised his eyebrows slightly, and tapped his cheek with the pen in his hand: "The recent Gensokyo is indeed quite peaceful, but that doesn't affect professional reporters looking for news materials."

Zheng Yichen slapped the table: "Just tell me if you want to know about this!"

"Uh, think about it, let's have a barrage duel, and if I win, you can tell me everything I want to know!"

"Be a normal monster and declare war on weak humans. Do you want to show some face?" Zheng Yichen refused straight away, barrage duel?Although he won't die, he really can't see that he has any chance of winning, unless he further improves the spell card rules in the future, and let's talk about physical spell cards.

Sheming Maruwen waved his hand: "The common sense of monsters is different from that of human beings. If you disagree, I will take you back and ask slowly in the traditional way."

"Are all you monsters so overbearing?"

"Hmph~ Weakness is the original sin. Either you agree...what is that?" Sheming Maruwen asked curiously while looking at a big loudspeaker in Zheng Yichen's hand.

"As soon as I press this button, something terrible will happen!" Zheng Yichen plugged a music player cable into the big speaker.

"That's it, don't worry, you won't have a chance to press it in front of me." Shemei Maruwen swore: "It's clearly a hole card but I have to say it, I won't be stupid and act like a villain. Chance."

"Okay, then I'll tell you one more thing, I promised to give Hakurei Reimu breakfast."

Sheming Maruwen sat down directly: "...It's really troublesome, how about this, I have some photos in my residence that you will like, how about I give you those photos when you are interviewed?"

After Zheng Yichen thought for a while, he looked at the crow and tengu in front of him suspiciously: "I don't think it looks like a scam."

"Wait, I'll be right back." As soon as the words fell, the girl in front of Zheng Yichen turned into a gust of wind and disappeared in front of him.

Reimu opened the door of the shrine and came out yawning. Her hair was a little messy, and the big bow was not equipped for decoration. She rubbed her eyes and asked, "You guys are so noisy outside. Now, what about breakfast?"

Zheng Yichen turned the brush in his hand: "What do you want to eat?"

"As long as it's delicious, well, let's have some dessert first." Lingmeng naturally sat on the chair opposite Zheng Yichen. Still with the hazy feeling of just waking up.

After Zheng Yichen finished drawing a hearty breakfast, she said: "Are you really going to accept her interview?"

"You still want to keep this a secret?"

"Well~ I really want to, if I can, I want to participate in every Holy Grail War." Reimu yawned a little at this point: "But it seems a bit unfair to others?"

Zheng Yichen looked at Reimu who had just woken up with loose hair in surprise: "You actually think about this? Are you sleepy?"

"What is it? I'm a witch in Gensokyo. Although I feel annoyed by some work, it's work. By the way, I have to maintain some balance. I have to give other monsters a chance." Reimu moved. After sniffing the tip of her nose and smelling the aroma of desserts, she felt much less sleepy, and she pulled Zheng Yichen's breakfast over from the table: "You're welcome."

The spell card battle rules are a mechanism to give other monsters a chance to win against the Hakurei Miko, and will not make most monsters seem meaningless.

As a Hakurei Miko, she would not violate the rules of spell cards under normal circumstances. Even if she came to find trouble with monsters, she would take the initiative to use spell cards to fight the rules, unless some targets had major violations in Gensokyo.

After quickly clearing up a plate of desserts, Reimu took a sip of the soy milk next to him, and continued: "What I care about is whether the Holy Grail will cause some trouble beyond the normal workload after the flood of Gensokyo. I’m very tired, and I don’t want to have new extra work at all!”

Are you... very tired?Zheng Yichen couldn't help but glanced at the sound of fallen leaves scattered on the ground. What is Hakurei Miko's usual job in Gensokyo?

Drinking tea, sweeping the floor and basking in the sun?Going out to deal with a change, occasionally going to the Misfortune Tomb to dispose of some corpses, and investigating after finding some outsiders, these are not frequent occurrences.

"You leave this matter to Yakumo Zi and let her solve it."

Lingmeng waved her hand lazily: "I'm afraid that if something happens, she will just dump it on me. Forget it, let's talk about it later."

After eating, Reimu lazily returned to the shrine. When he came out again, he had already tidied his hair and grabbed the broom to clean up the fallen leaves on the ground in front of the rising sun.

A gust of wind blew on Zheng Yichen, and Sheming Wanwen, who had left, came back again, holding a paper bag in her hand: "This thing should be regarded as a reward, I think it is difficult to get these things with your ability."

Sheming Maruwen has considerable confidence in the things she brought over. She knows Zheng Yichen's ability, so she knows that some material temptations are basically useless to him, and the things traded must be special if they want to be effective.

Zheng Yichen opened the paper bag and took a look. It contained pictures of the girls in Gensokyo.

The shooting angles are quite professional, and some of them can be regarded as photo shoots. Under the blowing of a gust of wind, the monster girls are a little flustered and clutching their skirts. Because the shooting angles of these photos are excellent, even knowing that in Gensokyo, which is full of In the place where the evil bloomers are worn, the snapped photos can also make people have a kind of inquiring thinking.

"To be honest, it's normal for you to be beaten in a sack when you go out someday!" Zheng Yichen put away the paper bag, tidied up his clothes a little and then nodded to Sheming Maruwen: "Let's start now."

"There's something about the Holy Grail. The Holy Grail in Hakurei Miko's hand won't disappear, right?"

Zheng Yichen glanced at Boli Reimu who was sweeping the floor and said, "No, that is a special prize, and it will always exist as long as it is not used."

The red and white witch who was sweeping the floor subconsciously slowed down the sweeping speed.

"Prizes? Does that mean that you need to participate in some kind of competition if you want to get that kind of thing? Since it is a special prize, the effect will be more powerful than those Holy Grails that have been circulated before, right?"

Shemeimaruwen recorded the information he had just obtained in his handbook while asking questions.

"Of course you have to participate in the competition to get it. The effect is naturally not comparable to the previous Holy Grail, which can only be used as a toy."

"It's not a toy? Then if someone steals it and makes a dangerous wish, it may cause disaster, right?"

"Hehehe, the question is who can steal that thing from her?" Zheng Yichen asked with a smile.

Shemeimaruwen nodded and recorded some new content in the manual, and then said: "This is not necessarily true. Once this matter is known, someone or a monster must have an extra idea to try to steal the Holy Grail. Sure enough, that It’s better to use up something as soon as possible.”

"Generally speaking, very few people know about this matter." Zheng Yichen looked at She Ming Wan Wen with a smile.

Well?The corner of Crow Tengu's eyes twitched slightly, realizing that she seemed to have said something very dangerous, she quickly coughed and skipped the topic, lest the witch who had stopped sweeping the floor rushed over to silence her: "Hey, let's talk about the competition, Did you hold this match?"

"It's not all about me."

"Oh? That means there are other parties?" Shemei Maruwen immediately accelerated the speed of writing on the manual, and then asked: "Then can you explain why such a competition is held? Generally speaking, many competitions require Participants pay the registration fee, since the participants can get the Holy Grail, a prize that can be wished, the conditions for registration must be very harsh, right?"

"→_→It's not too harsh, it's just that the number of places is a little less. If there are too many people who sign up, there may be a qualifying competition first."

Sheming Maruwen nodded: "That is to say, do you need enough strength? After selecting the strongest contestants, the contestants are fighting among themselves. Let me know more about it. The battle rules of the competition are barrage A duel or a traditional fight?"

Zheng Yichen folded his arms and looked at the serious and professional black-haired girl in front of him, a strange feeling came out: "First of all, I want to emphasize that there is absolutely no danger of life here! Second, I want to emphasize that this There is no conspiracy in it! Finally, I would like to emphasize that it doesn't matter who participates in this kind of competition! Even a goblin can participate in the competition if it is qualified!"

Shemingwan Wen wrote faster: "Yeah, I understand, I understand, let's move on to the next question."

"..." Sinister!What do you understand? !

Chapter 495 You want to take me away

"Don't be silent, or I'll take it as your acquiescence." Sheming Maruwen looked at Zheng Yichen who fell silent, and hurriedly slapped the table: "The interview will end soon."

"...It was a very normal thing at first, but in the end you just told me that I was planning some kind of conspiracy." Zheng Yichen pulled a face, not only was he planning some kind of conspiracy, but even with Boli Reimu are all involved.

God knows what kind of damned newspaper Shemeimaruwen will write in the future.

"Uh ha ha ha ha ~ how could it be, I will only report the news I know truthfully." Sheming Maruwen smiled hahaha, expressing that Zheng Yichen's worries were nothing but floating clouds, and she rolled her eyes: "What you said Can I join the game too?"

Zheng Yichen clicked his tongue: "Yes, yes, you can also participate. It is best to be selected quickly, and then let me find a chance to silence you. I have already said the general situation, so don't wait to harass me."

"Well, that's it." Putting away the pen she carried with her, Shemei Marufumi left the Hakurei Shrine. She has already got what she deserves, and she can foresee the scene where her next newspaper issue will be very popular. Yes, Sheming Maruwen, who was flying in the sky, flipped through the diary, then knocked himself on the head, and turned back at a faster speed.

It landed in front of Zheng Yichen with a bang, and the girl who could control the wind could ignore the influence of the updraft even if she landed with her feet facing down.

"There is one last question, what is the specific process of this competition?"

"Immediately assign a partner and then fight with the remaining thirteen competitors. As long as one of the contestants and partners is eliminated, it is basically the result of all being eliminated."

"Hmm, what about the match scene?"

"...Didn't you say the last question?"

"Now is the last question."

"Tch, the competition is not here, please refer to Cirno for details."

"Is that ice spirit?" Shemei Maruwen nodded. Some time ago, she also wrote a newspaper about Cirno, and the content was related to "Different World". As a reliable reporter, she once After a follow-up investigation, it was found that Cirno hadn't really disappeared.

Therefore, there is a high probability that what the other party is preaching is that the IQ is not high enough, and the dream is regarded as a real thing, but the extra information provided now makes her feel that she can publish an additional newspaper related to that report. .

As for the content of the newspaper last time... well, she just wrote her own speculation and didn't definite something, so it's perfectly fine to add a follow-up report.

If it is true, then ~ Sheming Maruwen looked at Zheng Yichen: "Are you interested in visiting my house?"

She sent out the invitation again, this time the invitation was no longer semi-threatening.

"No, I don't want to go."

Wouldn't it be uncomfortable for him to go to Monster Mountain as a human being?He doesn't want to go even if he can guarantee safety, he still has business to do, get Reimu done, let her use the Holy Grail, no matter where it is used.

"That's such a pity." Sheming Maruwen left here regretfully. About that game, if she had the chance, she was going to watch it. What the newspaper reported was one thing, but what she knew was another. something happened.

She doesn't think there is too much danger in it, and because the things written in the newspaper need some artistic processing to be attractive, no, it is to help readers analyze and interpret.

The sun is rising, and the Hakurei Shrine has become lively. There are many goblins in Gensokyo, and some news spreads quickly among the goblins.

"Human, I'm here to play with you, I want to eat ice cream!!" Qi Lunuo's voice came from above Zheng Yichen's head with the joy of Chinese New Year, and the ice spirit quickly flew over and floated in front of Zheng Yichen. Behind her were many goblins who joined in the fun...

They all come over to share candy ice cream and things like that.

Facing this group of "enthusiastic" little fairies, Zheng Yichen casually drew the snacks they wanted to eat on the drawing board. Lingmeng came over and grabbed a handful of candies, and said to Zheng Yichen, "You don't care about these little fairies. It’s too indulgent, they will push their noses more and more on their faces.”

The IQ of goblins is generally not high, and they like to play. In addition, they have some special powers, so they may get into trouble when they play, which is still somewhat dangerous for ordinary people.

Even now Zheng Yichen is not quite an ordinary person.

"I don't often appear in Gensokyo, so it's fine."

"Who said that? After these goblins get used to it, I'm annoyed to run to the shrine every day." Lingmeng glanced at Zheng Yichen with her hands on her hips, and found that the candy tasted very good, so she couldn't help but grab another candy I stuffed a lot into my sleeves, and I will eat it slowly later.

"Hahahaha, Reimu you don't have many people here on weekdays, so it would be nice to be more lively." A grinning laugh sounded from above, Ibuki Suika, who appeared on the torii gate at some time, looked at them drunkenly, she said to Zheng Yichen Shaking the wine gourd in his hand: "Want to drink together?"

"No, no, I have to go to class later." Zheng Yichen quickly shook his head, drinking with such a real alcoholic would make him feel uncomfortable.

"Oh? You really worked hard enough." Hearing this, Yibuki Cuixiang jumped down from the torii gate and walked to Zheng Yichen's side: "Last time you were working hard on painting, what are you going to learn this time? "

"Still painting."

"?" Yibuki Cuixiang thought for a while, then slapped her palm: "Oh, is that what Zi said? Actually, I'm also looking forward to it."

"Which one is that?" Lingmeng asked, she didn't mind joining this topic at the moment when she was very free.

"It's a physical spell card. Reimu, you should know about it." Ibuki Suika gave Reimu a strange look.

"I thought it was something." Reimu was not interested when she heard this. The rules of the spell card duel itself are to keep some of Gensokyo's combat power relatively balanced. The oppressive power of monsters.

Regarding physical spell cards, Reimu's thoughts are average. More perfect spell card duel rules will undoubtedly further balance some combat power. Thinking about how troublesome it may be to deal with some monsters in the future, the corners of her eyes are Can't help but smoke.

It's not as good as imperfect.

Thinking of this, Lingmeng immediately looked at Zheng Yichen: "When are you going back?"

"Don't think about it, I can't leave this world without the Holy Grail." Zheng Yichen didn't hide this matter either.

Lingmeng snorted: "Come to a duel, I'll bet your life!"

"Fuck, what's wrong with your tendon?" Zheng Yichen looked at Reimu who was about to ignite suddenly, and stood behind Ibuki Suika.

"Anyway, you shouldn't be able to die. It's okay to send you back in another way. Don't worry, I'm a professional." Reimu said with a professional smile: "I have already sent away many people who strayed into fantasy. You are a lost person in the country, although you are special, but that is not important."

"You don't want to send me away, you want to carry me away."

At this time, Yibuki Cuika spoke, and she took out a newspaper from somewhere: "Speaking of the Holy Grail, is this the one in the newspaper?"

Looking at the pictures in the newspaper, Reimu folded his arms and snorted, "That's right."

Yibuki Suika laughed: "I'm also interested in this thing. Reimu, let's have a duel. Let's use this thing as a bet. If you lose, give it to me. If I lose, the banquet will be held in the future." How about I contract the drinks in the house?"

"Huh? This..." Reimu's heart was a little moved. Many monsters hold banquets at the Hakurei Shrine. Every time the banquet starts, she has to provide something. If someone can contract drinks... ...that's just awesome.

Reimu's eyes lit up, and she saw a way to make a fortune. She may not be able to realize something like the Holy Grail if she wishes too much. She opened a new door.

Use the Holy Grail to attract some monsters and make them come up with enough bets.

"Let's have a fierce barrage duel!"

Reimu agreed, and a few minutes later, bright barrages erupted from the sky. Zheng Yichen, wearing sunglasses, admired the barrages in the sky. This battle was completely different from the fighting style in the Holy Grail ceremony in his world.

Although it looks dangerous, it has more of a performance nature. Those barrages are very suppressive to each other, but they are not released to kill the enemy. It is not like a battle in a deserted village. The attacks released by Reimu are extremely lethal.

In Gensokyo, even if the yin-yang jade she throws is scary, it can't kill people. At most, it makes people roll all over the ground in pain. In Zheng Yichen's world, the yin-yang jade she throws can really smash people to pieces.

The reason for such a comparison is that Zheng Yichen saw the Yin-Yang Jade thrown by Lingmeng was avoided by Yibuki Cuika, and the thing threw it straight at him!

So the question arises, can this yin-yang jade kill people or just make people rubbed on the ground and roll all over the ground in pain?

Zheng Yichen hurriedly lowered his body to avoid the falling yin-yang jade, feeling the heavy wind pressure above his head, he sat on the corridor of the shrine very wisely, and now he is completely safe.

None of the flying bullets would land on the shrine, and Reimu still cherishes the shrine where she lives.

boom--

A figure fell from the sky and slid on the ground to Zheng Yichen's feet. Yibuki Cuixiang who was lying on the ground grinned: "Oh, I lost."

She stood up and patted the dust on her body, and said to Reimu who fell from the sky: "I heard that many monsters are interested in the Holy Grail in your hand, and you may encounter a lot of trouble next. "

"Hmph, that paparazzi's crow." Reimu glanced at the newspaper thrown aside unhappily: "Let them come, I'll beat them as much as they come."