At what age are you still being a traditional monster?

At what age are you still being a traditional monster?Author: Qingshan Gushiyue

Summary:

Congratulations on traveling to the world of Journey to the West

Now there is a good news for you, about 500 years later, a monkey named Sun Wukong may come to kill you...

Lin Xu: "Fuck"

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Chapter 1 I am a dog

Poetry:

Chaos is not divided into chaos, and no one sees it.

Since Pangu broke the Harmony, opened up a clear and turbid distinction.

Covering the group of students and admiring benevolence, inventing everything to be good.

If you want to know the merits of good fortune, you must read "Journey to the West: The Legend of Shi'er".

Lin Xu's first reaction when he opened his eyes was...

Fuck!I have passed through!

In my previous life, I was undoubtedly a good person, and a three-good young man with excellent character and learning. He won the "Most Adorable Baby Award" in kindergarten at the age of five, won the "Best Young Pioneer" title in elementary school, and began to receive scholarships in junior high school...

Such a self would actually die of suffocation because of swallowing food, getting stuck in his throat, and then his soul travels to another place?

Forget it, time travel is just time travel, the important thing is where he travels to and what identity he is, but the moment Lin Xu sensed his body, he found something was wrong.

I...why am I walking on all fours?

Lin Xu's vision moved down, and then he saw his furry forelimbs, and then ran wildly, ran to a small stream, and saw his own appearance.

Lin Xu actually transmigrated into a dog!

"Ow~"

God, what did I do wrong in my previous life, and I was reduced to become a dog. Others don’t say that they are born with fairy bodies, at least they are single spiritual roots, even if they are mortals. Not any more?

"What are you howling here, you silly wolf?"

Just as Lin Xu was screaming, a rough sound came from behind, Lin Xu turned around and jumped up in fright.

"You! What the hell are you? You're not black!"

The visitor scratched his head with his paws, and said: "It's strange, why do you all ask me this question when you see me, can't you all see that my old bear is a black bear?"

Lin Xu lowered his body and bared his teeth: "You look so dark, only ghosts can see that you are a bear!"

"No? Wait...you're talking!" Lin Xu said in surprise.

Hei Xiong pointed at Lin Xu and asked doubtfully, "Aren't you talking too?"

Lin Xu was taken aback, and said: "Yeah, I'm obviously a dog, but I can still spit out people's words, hahahaha that's great, I'm not a dog, I'm a monster!"

Seeing Lin Xu jumping up and down and wagging his tail frantically, the black bear muttered, "Isn't this wolf demon a lunatic?"

Lin Xu, who had been jumping up and down for a long time, finally calmed down, and then carefully thought about his current situation. Although he had traveled through time, he still didn't know what kind of world he had come to. Looking at the strangely dark man in front of him, Big bear, Lin Xu spoke.

"This... Brother Xiong?"

The black bear licked his paw and said, "Why?" There was a hint of impatience in his tone.

Lin Xumei smiled and said: "Brother Xiong was a little bit crazy when he practiced kung fu just now, he couldn't help going crazy and disturbed Brother Xiong, please don't blame him."

The black bear snorted hot air from his nose, and said: "At first I just felt a strange monster here, and wanted to see where the little monster came from trespassing on my territory, but I didn't expect to see you in a fit of madness as soon as I came here , It’s obviously a wolf, but you can’t say you’re a dog!”

Do you want me to popularize science with you, are wolves and dogs the same species?

Lin Xu suppressed the desire to complain in his heart, keenly grasped the information in Hei Xiong's words, and thought, I accidentally entered this Hei Si's territory by mistake. Looking at his huge body, he must be a cultivated bear Monster, Lin Xu looked at his own reflection in the water, no different from an ordinary wolf, and already had a plan in mind.

"I didn't notice, but I strayed into Brother Xiong's territory by mistake, so I apologize here."

Hei Xiong raised his eyelids and said angrily: "I didn't expect you, little demon, to be quite understanding of human affairs. Anyway, I don't care about you, just leave as soon as possible."

Hearing the intention of chasing guests in Hei Xiong's tone, Lin Xu hurriedly said: "Brother Xiong, what you said is wrong!"

"What do you mean?" The black bear took half a step on its hind legs, and there was already a sense of guard in his eyes.

Lin Xu explained: "Ah, I strayed into Brother Xiong's territory by mistake, and I haven't apologized, how can I leave?"

Black Bear asked, "Didn't you accompany the sin just now?"

Lin Xu said: "Hey, that's only in words, but also in reality."

"What is real?" Black Bear asked.

Lin Xu's eyes flickered, and he said, "Naturally, I'm offering some gifts to make amends."

"Oh?" Hei Xiong looked at Lin Xu carefully, and laughed angrily: "You little monster, you are cleaner than me, where did you get me a gift? But, I think your fur is not bad. If you want to come and make a coat for my old bear, it’s okay." After saying that, he released a wave of coercion intentionally or unintentionally.

Lin Xu shuddered, forced a smile and said: "Brother Xiong was joking, I have to get the gift, but I don't know what kind of gift will suit Brother Xiong's wishes."

Saying these words, Lin Xu was actually a little confused. Where did he get the presents for others when he was a newcomer, but he was in an unfamiliar environment, and he didn't even know what kind of world he had traveled to. There was nothing he could rely on. There happened to be a black bear with some cultivation in front of him. Of course, he wanted to hug his thigh and get some useful information from it.

Having said that, Lin Xu still prayed in his heart, this black bear must not allow himself to pick someone or something for tooth sacrifice. Although he has transmigrated into a monster, he was a human being in his previous life, and he still can't do things like harming humans. .

But fortunately, the black bear doesn't seem to have a penchant for cannibalism. It just said that there are people living in the valley twenty miles away. A while ago, I saw a golden light flashing with the Qi-watching technique. It should be a treasure.

"So, Brother Xiong wants me to steal this treasure?"

"Exactly."

Lin Xu was a little puzzled, "Brother Xiong's cultivation is much higher than mine, why don't you go get it yourself?"

Hei Xiong said: "Hey, look at my figure, if I appear in front of people, they will be prepared for it, how can I take it?"

Lin Xu asked: "Use some spells to capture objects?"

"If I know this kind of magic, what use is it for you? Do you want to make amends?" Black Bear turned his unkind eyes.

Lin Xu immediately nodded and said, "Of course."

"Then listen carefully, there is a Taoist temple twenty miles away. The old Taoist priest from that Taoist temple returned from his travels a few days ago, and that golden light appeared at that time."

"So, brother Xiong, the treasure you want should be on the old Taoist priest who returned from wandering?"

The black bear grinned and revealed its sinister fangs and said, "That's right, that old Taoist Taoist named Ling Yun is quite capable of exorcising demons."

Lin Xu's face immediately collapsed and said: "Then how dare you steal that old Taoist's treasure..."

"Look at how cowardly you are, the old Taoist priest will naturally be lured away by me at that time. You just need to take the opportunity to sneak into the Taoist temple." Hei Xiong patted his chest to confirm.

Lin Xu shrugged his ears when he heard the words, and said, "I don't know how Brother Xiong will lure that Taoist away at that time?"

Black Bear began to explain his plan, "First of all, you pretend to sneak in..."

"Brother Xiong, the little demon's mana is humble and will not change!"

Hei Xiong rolled his eyes, "Who made you become a human, you just put your tail between you and stick out your tongue from time to time, don't just think you're a wild dog!"

Hei Xiong's outspokenness made Lin Xu very upset, but Lin Xu couldn't find a reason to refute. He was a wolf demon after all. Although wolves and dogs were just a family, he always felt that he was looked down upon.

"But I'm a wolf demon, so I won't be discovered by that old Taoist priest, right?" Lin Xu felt a little guilty, don't just type gg right after crossing over.

"Have you ever eaten people?" Black Bear asked coldly.

Lin Xu was so frightened that he shook his head hurriedly, then hesitated for a few moments, and nodded slightly, for fear that the black bear would let him grab a few people first as a certificate of honor.

Hei Xiong said: "Then it's all right, you have little evil spirit, you have never killed anyone, and there is no blood in your mouth, the old Taoist will not embarrass you." At that time, I will go down the mountain to attract that old Taoist priest."

Lin Xu said: "But I'm afraid that my mortal eyes won't recognize the treasure, and I will miss Brother Xiong to get the treasure."

Hei Xiong snorted, and said: "How difficult is this? Come here with your ear, and I will teach you the art of hope."

Lin Xu was overjoyed in his heart, and went over to his ear to memorize the spell dictated by the black bear, and silently familiarized it in his heart.

"Okay, it's cheap for you. Hurry up and go down the mountain. If I don't see the old Taoist's treasure for a day, my heart will itch." Hei Xiong urged with a wave of his hand.

Lin Xu ran all the way down the mountain, the distance of [-] miles is only a few sticks of incense for a wolf demon.

In the distance, there is a temple standing.

Outside the Sanshan Gate, there are thousands of majestic colorful clouds covering it, and in front of the stone steps, there are thousands of bright red mist.There are two roads of pines and bamboos, and one forest of junipers.Two roads of pines and bamboos are quiet and secluded without age or discipline; a forest of junipers is colorful and beautiful.

It's true: the extraordinary place in the pure land on earth is suspected to be the mansion of immortals.

Chapter 2 Changchun Watching Stealing Treasures

Lin Xu climbed up the steps, and when he looked up, he saw three large characters "Changchun Temple" written on the door plaque of the Taoist temple.

The word Changchun means longevity.

"It seems that this family seeks Taoism and longevity." Lin Xu thought to himself, leaning against the gate of the Taoist temple and pretending to be dying, he began to howl weakly.

After a while, the door of the Taoist temple was pushed open, and a little Taoist boy with a bun came out from inside. The Taoist boy fixed his eyes on Lin Xu who was lying on the ground, and asked doubtfully, "Where did this wild dog come from? How did it come here?" My Taoist temple is here." After saying that, he shook his head and was about to close the door.

Seeing this, Lin Xu wailed hastily, and looked at Daotong tearfully.

After all, Daotong was young and kind-hearted, and he himself was an abandoned baby picked up by his master, so he couldn't help feeling a little pity in his heart.

"Forget it, let's give you some food."

Daotong opened the door, hooked his hands again, and motioned for Lin Xu to come in.

Seeing Ji Cheng, Lin Xu lost himself for a moment and almost jumped up, but in a flash he pretended to be ill, and reluctantly stepped into the Taoist temple.

Daotong stroked Lin Xu's head lightly, and said, "Wait here for a while, I'll go to the kitchen to serve you a bowl of leftovers."

Lin Xu howled as a response.

"You wild dog is really spiritual! You actually understand."

"Where is the apprentice going?"

Daotong was walking a few steps when he was stopped by an old Taoist with a gray beard.

"Master." Daotong saluted.

The old Taoist glanced at Lin Xu, he understood what was going on in his heart, and said: "You still have a kind heart, all things have spirits, what you have said can be regarded as forming a good cause, go."

The Taoist boy got the order and left, the old Taoist bent down to look at Lin Xu, seeing Lin Xu's heart trembling, knowing from the mouth of the black bear that this old Taoist has the ability to eliminate demons, he was really afraid of being seen out of the demon body, and then The old Taoist took out something and wanted to get rid of himself.

The old Taoist looked at it for a while, then suddenly said, "Huh?"

Lin Xu blew his hair straight away!

"It's a wolf."

Lin Xu breathed a sigh of relief...

"But why is there a monster?"

Lin Xu raised it in his throat!

"Oh, it came from the mountain, it must have been stained with that black wind monster."

wc!You old Taoist, you are so startled that you want to scare the demon to death!

Lin Xu was just pretending to be dying, but now half of his soul is frightened by this old Taoist priest, and now he is sweating like a weak wild dog.

Wait, I seem to have missed something?

What did this old Taoist call that black bear spirit?

Black Wind Monster!The black bear who stole the cassock in Journey to the West? Then the place where he crossed over is Heifeng Mountain!

Only now did Lin Xu realize that he had traveled to the world of Journey to the West!

The old Taoist stood up and stroked his beard, his right eyebrow twitched suddenly, the hand stroking his beard stopped and began to calculate, muttering something silently, suddenly looked outside the Taoist temple.

At this time, Dao Tong ran out with some leftovers in a broken bowl.

The old Taoist warned: "Xuan Wei, close the door, I'll go out." After saying that, his body flashed and disappeared in place.

Lin Xu was stunned for a moment, then looked back, the old Taoist had already appeared at the door, he pushed the door open with his hand, then flashed again, and was no longer seen.