At what age are you still being a traditional monster?

The white donkey said: "Of course I want to take you as the chief criminal!"

Lin Xu said: "How did I become the main criminal?"

The white donkey said: "He is a mortal, you are a demon cultivator, this matter must be your idea!"

Lin Xu smiled and said, "Not to mention whether I'm the mastermind or not, you should pay so much for that carload of water."

The white donkey said: "Fuck your mother! I didn't taste anything in the water, what did you put in it? It's so expensive?"

Lin Xu shook his head and said: "The water is sold in Quicksand Country, where the water is so expensive."

The white donkey said: "What kind of quicksand country, what kind of black heart country, how dare the water be sold so expensive? I am afraid that the Jade Emperor will come to drink it in person, and it will have to be turned into land!"

Lin Xu said: "You don't believe it?"

The white donkey said, "I don't believe it!"

Lin Xu smiled and said: "Then you go with me, then you will know whether it is true or not."

The white donkey said angrily: "Just go, I want to see, what kind of place is it, the water is so expensive! If you lie to me, don't blame me for being too hard!"

Lin Xu turned around and left, saying: "If that's the case, you will follow me for this hundred-mile journey."

The white donkey bit Lin Xu's robe again, and said: "Baili? It's going to take some time, isn't it?"

Lin Xu smiled wryly and said, "Brother Donkey, the sky is full of yellow sand, and the clouds can't be driven, so what's the use of those who don't have to go?"

The white donkey thought for a while and said, "I'm fast, let me take you."

Lin Xu hesitated for a while, then cupped his hands and said, "Then donkey brother."

After all, he raised his legs and was about to climb up.

The white donkey said urgently, "Come down!"

Lin Xu withdrew his legs and said, "Brother Donkey wants to take me with you?"

"I wanted to take you, but I didn't let you ride me!" said the white donkey, "I swore that I would never let anyone ride on me again in this life!"

After hearing this, Lin Xu leaned close to the ears of the two pricked donkeys, and whispered: "So brother donkey ran out privately?"

The white donkey gave Lin Xu a blank look, and said, "There's so much nonsense, squat down!"

"Eh!"

Lin Xu squatted down, then smiled wryly: "Brother Donkey, you can just say that you don't want me to ride, but you don't mean to ride me, do you?"

The white donkey snorted coldly, bit Lin Xu's back collar with his mouth, and said:

"gone!"

After all, the four hooves exerted force at the same time, turning into afterimages, kicking up the yellow sand all over the ground, and flying away.

And look at this run:

There is no trace in the vast desert, and there are traces on the sand left in the sky. It is comparable to riding the wind and flying clouds. It is the art of traveling thousands of miles a day.

Chasing the stars and chasing the stars and chasing the sun and the moon is a good supernatural power at your feet. You can move and change in a moment, and you have reached the outer buildings of the densely populated city.

"arrive!"

The white donkey put down Lin Xu who was covered in a layer of yellow sand.

Lin Xu was blown by the wind and sand on the road and sneezed, then stood up, shaking his body, shaking off the sand all over his body, and piled it up on the ground.

Taking a closer look, there is a city built with stones in front of him, and Lin Xu is on the road outside the city at the moment.

Lin Xu smiled, cupped his hands towards the white donkey and said, "Brother donkey is so magical, the journey of a hundred miles can be reached in a flash!"

The white donkey snorted and said, "Don't talk nonsense, go into the city quickly, I want to see how expensive the water here is?"

So, one man and one donkey went into the city side by side.

Walking into the city, Lin Xu felt something was wrong.

All the citizens in this city have yellow and thin faces, pale lips, and cracked hands and feet. I don't know where they thought they were victims of the disaster.

But I saw that there were merchants, farmers and workers on their streets, not like disaster victims.

Although Lin Xu was puzzled, he first found a place to eat with the white donkey.

"Guest officers... this donkey is small in our shop, so don't worry about feeding it."

This Xiaoer is a boy of fifteen or sixteen years old, and he also looks sallow and emaciated.

Lin Xu smiled and said: "No need to feed, you can just order two."

"Xingle, but our store only has cakes!"

"Just get on with it."

After a while, the waiter came with two plates of cakes.

Regardless of other people's eyes, the white donkey ate the cake in one gulp, then frowned and looked at Lin Xu without saying a word.

Lin Xu also ate the biscuits, but he didn't feel much better than eating the soil, but the biscuits were difficult to chew and swallow.

"Your cake is too hard, bring me some tea."

Xiao Er asked suspiciously, "I know the water, but what is tea?"

Lin Xu said: "Then serve two bowls of water."

"Okay, but the price has to be agreed first. The water in our house is sold for one tael of silver."

Lin Xu smiled gently, and said: "Okay, come up now."

Xiao Er turned around and left.

Seeing that there was no one around, the white donkey whispered: "Water is indeed expensive, but at this price, it will definitely not cost me a bag of gold!"

Lin Xu smiled without saying a word, just waiting for the waiter to bring up two bowls of water.

"Guest officer, your water."

The white donkey opened his eyes to look at the water, his face couldn't hide his horror, he was about to curse, but he was afraid of scaring the mortals, so he could only wink at Lin Xu crazily.

So Lin Xu pretended to be surprised and said: "Shopkeeper, don't lie to me, a foreigner, what is water here, it's clearly a bowl of mud soup!"

The water in that bowl was so muddy that it turned muddy yellow.

Xiaoer said: "Which house's water is not like this?"

Lin Xu said: "How can you make people drink your water? Could it be that you deliberately punished me, no! Let me take a look, how did you get this water, did you deliberately tamper with it?"

The little girl said helplessly, "Then you wait."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and went again, and took out a piece of wet mud and a piece of dark gauze from the kitchen.

"Guest officer, you are optimistic."

The little boy put the bowl under the ground, wrapped a lump of soil with gauze, squeezed it hard, and slowly dripped water from the mud, gradually dripping out half of the bowl.

Lin Xu said: "Is this how you fetch water?"

Xiaoer said: "Don't say it's us ordinary people, even high-ranking officials and nobles are like that."

The white donkey's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it.

Lin Xu thought for a while and said, "Okay, I believe you, I bought these three bowls of water."

Then he stared blankly at the white donkey.

The white donkey didn't know what Lin Xu meant, so he looked around.

Lin Xu smiled, took out three taels of silver from his pocket and handed it to Xiao Er, then got up and left.

Xiao Er hastily called out: "Guest officer, are you running out of water?"

Lin Xu shook his head and said, "Don't drink anymore."

"Really?" Xiao Er confirmed again and again.

"real."

As soon as Lin Xu said this, he saw that the little girl was overjoyed, picked up the three bowls of water and gurgled down.

The white donkey stared blankly, and was dragged away by Lin Xu.

When they got to the hidden place, the white donkey was slapped by Lin Xu, and he just woke up.

"How?" Lin Xu asked with a smile.

The white donkey came back to his senses, shook his head, and said, "If the boy hadn't drank all the water in the end, I would have thought he was playing tricks on us."

Lin Xu asked again: "The dozen buckets of water can be sold for gold?"

"Selling..." the white donkey was about to speak, but after thinking about it, he changed his words: "There are too few shops there, or there are some difficulties, so I can't believe it all."

Lin Xu said: "Okay, then let's go to dignitaries' homes to have a look."

The white donkey asked suspiciously, "How?"

I saw that Lin Xu took out a set of clothes from his sleeve and changed into it. He was still wearing a Daoist robe. The gilt pattern of the Daoist robe looked noble when worn on his body, and he took out a flag. On the flag was written:

"Hold the sun, the moon, and the stars, and see your past and present lives.

Lost and wandering half of the immortals, wandering around the fairy world and the mortal world! "

Then he pulled up the white donkey and said with a smile, "Let's go."

Lin Xu took the white donkey and walked to the street, casually looking for a passerby and asking:

"Who is the richest in this city?"

The man thought for a while and said, "Of course it's Zhang Yuan's family in the east of the city. His family has made a good living and is a relative of the emperor."

Lin Xu smiled and went east.

Chapter 96 Dragon God

Let's say that Lin Xu led the white donkey all the way outside Zhang Yuanwai's mansion, and wanted to meet him directly, but after thinking for a while, he decided to just wander outside the mansion.

I saw Lin Xu wandering back and forth outside the mansion three or four times, every time he passed the door, he sighed heavily.

Sometimes the housekeeper of Zhang Yuanwai's mansion came back from the outside, and seeing this Taoist sighing back and forth at the door, he couldn't help feeling confused, and stepped forward and said:

"The priest, what's the matter?"

Lin Xu sighed: "Nothing, nothing."

Then he turned and left.

The butler was puzzled, turned around to go in, heard another sigh, turned his head and saw that Taoist wandered back again.

The butler stepped forward with a frown and asked, "Master Daoist, what's the matter?"

Lin Xu said: "The poor road passes through the treasured land, and when you see the golden light in the mansion, there must be noble people. If you want to form a good relationship with them, why are you ashamed to speak up!"

The housekeeper thought it was absurd, but saw that Lin Xu was dressed gorgeously and had an extraordinary bearing, so he smirked and said: "What the Taoist priest said must be my master, Taoist priest, wait a moment, let me go in and report."

After all, the butler went in and met Zhang Yuanwai, and said that there was a Taoist priest outside the door who wanted to see him.

Zhang Yuanwai thought to himself: Could it be that he is a liar?

But I'm afraid that he is really a monk, so it's better to invite him to the house as a guest and host, so that he can be sent away.

So, let the butler invite Lin Xu to the mansion.

Seeing Lin Xu for the first time, Zhang Yuanwai was attracted by the flag that Lin Xu was carrying, and saw the words written on the flag.

I thought: What a big tone, maybe it is really capable.

Immediately said: "Where did the Taoist come from?"

Lin Xu procrastinated on purpose: "Poverty Tao comes from the east."

"East? The east of my Quicksand Country is full of deserts. How did the Taoist get here?"

Lin Xu caressed the white donkey's head deliberately, and said: "My donkey has good legs!"

The white donkey was about to explode, but he looked at Zhang Yuanwai and held back.

Zhang Yuanwai said: "The Taoist came across the desert on a donkey?"

"Exactly."