Something is wrong!A hundred worlds traversed at the same time are not right

Something is wrong!A hundred worlds traversed at the same time are not right!Author: Cheese Mouse??

Summary:

Something is wrong!Time travels to become a teacher, but his name is Qiuyue Xiaosan!

Something is wrong!After time travel and becoming a doctor in a small town, a slave trader brought a girl to his door to repay his favor!

Something is wrong!After I became a high school student, my father, a scientist abroad, actually mailed me a hypnosis phone!

Something is wrong!Traveling through different worlds, the strongest fighting force in the country is actually the elf princess!

"Drip! Welcome to the one-person chat group!"

"Hi everyone, my name is Hou Yi."

"So are we."

"The world I traveled through is not right!!!"

"So are we!!!"

Chapter 1 Something is wrong!This time travel is wrong!

Hou Yi felt his thigh sink, he opened his eyes, but was shocked by the scene in front of him.

What caught his eyes was a delicate and lovely girl's face.The girl's cheeks were flushed, her eyes were blurred, her lips trembled slightly, and her short hair, which should have been capable, was now messed up.It turned out to be a beautiful girl with short hair in a Japanese-style JK school uniform sitting on Hou Yi's lap!

The girl's lips trembled, and while exhaling hot air, she said in a blurred voice: "Teacher Qiuyue...give it to me...I want~"

"Teacher Qiuyue? Call me?"

Before Hou Yi understood what was going on, the girl's lips were printed on her face.

Feeling the girl's unique body fragrance and soft touch, Hou Yi couldn't help but think of Shakespeare's famous saying: "To be or not to be, that is a question!"

After a deep kiss...

"Teacher~give it to me~" the girl breathed into Hou Yi's ear.

"To be or not to be? Be!"

Hou Yi, who has always been the second in command and the boss, made the final decision.

Then, Hou Yi's right hand slid down the girl's groin...

……

Hou Yi hugged the girl who was so happy that she fainted, and took advantage of the moment when the Lingtai was clear after reaching the peak.

"Through time. I passed through to a young teacher. The original owner is handsome, graduated from a prestigious school, and is a genius in the field of chemistry. He is married, has a beautiful and virtuous wife, and two beautiful and lovely daughters." Hou Yi sorted out the original owner's memory in his mind, "Everything is perfect, but...but! But why is it called Qiuyue Xiaosan!"

"It's not right! This time travel is not right! Why did I become a ghost father?!" Hou Yi said hysterically in his heart, "What should I do? Make some glue first?"

He hurriedly rubbed the girl in his arms again, "Xiaohe just showed her sharp corners", to soothe his shocked heart.

"Qiuyue Xiaosan, a genius in chemistry. He invented a magical hormone pill." Thinking of it, Hou Yi took out a white medicine bottle from his pocket, "and then used this medicine to educate the two daughters brought by his marriage partner. It can be said that father's love is like a landslide."

"However, this medicine is also really powerful. It can actually make a girl who has just experienced human affairs flood into a water curtain hole. Or... this girl is born to be a bitch?" Thinking, Hou Yi rubbed Cang Zhongsana in his arms again ——A good friend of my little daughter Ellie, the first experimenter of the magic little pill.

"What should I do next? There is no hatchet ending in Ghost Father's animation version, but I don't know if there is in the game version... Do I want to do those very criminal things?"

Just when Qiuyue Xiaosan, uh no, ghost father Hou Yi was thinking...

"Didi! Connected to a one-person chat group, do you want to get in the car?"

"Woc! Hang up! Dad! Get in the car!" Hou Yi, the ghost father, said hastily.

Opening his eyes again, Hou Yi saw the vast starry sky.

There is a floating platform in the middle of the sea of ​​stars, and above the platform is a magnificent ring-shaped temple that looks like a diamond ring in the sea of ​​stars.There is an astrolabe standing in the middle of the temple, but the stars on the astrolabe are dim, and only a few shine.

Hou Yi stood in front of the astrolabe.

"Suddenly I feel that I, the male protagonist who has traveled through the world, is not worthy of such a high-level cheat..." Hou Yi thought.

"Yo, newcomer here?!" A voice sounded.

Then, a figure emerged from the void. It was a black-haired young man wearing a monk's uniform and silver-rimmed glasses. He had a handsome face and a modest expression, like a young priest.

"Newcomer! Can the boss know magic?"

This is a strong man, dressed in black leather armor, with a strange animal head painted on the left shoulder armor, a scar on the right face, and firm eyes, like a reliable mercenary soldier.

"Welcome newcomers, come with a red envelope."

This one is a thin, white-haired boy, wearing a white shirt and black trousers. With that gentle smile, he is definitely the male lead of a youth idol drama.

"Hi everyone, my name is Hou Yi..." Hou Yi greeted the ghost father.

"So do we!" The three replied in unison.

"Ah? We are still in the same way that one person is equal to a billion people." The ghost father Hou Yi said, "But the world I travel through is not right!!!"

"So are we!"

"Ah... something is wrong with me, it's not a general problem... but, just, you know, a very special kind..." Hou Yi, the ghost father, explained embarrassingly.

"Brother," Hou Yi, who was dressed as a priest, said, "put your hands on the astrolabe, and we can share memories by putting it on, and it will be more convenient to communicate."

The ghost father Hou Yi listened to the priest Hou Yi and put his hand on the astrolabe.In an instant, a stream of memories flooded into his brain like an electric current.

He saw a plump nun in a black nun's attire and white suspenders, begging the Lord for forgiveness, shaking her waist intoxicated.

He saw a large group of mercenaries of different races lined up in front of the naked dark elf female warrior.

He saw the white-haired boy and a petite and lovely white-haired girl in the kitchen, in the living room, on the balcony, on the sofa, in the hallway...

"Woc! You!" Ghost Father Hou Yi said in surprise.

"Holy Anus." Father Hou Yi said.

"Black beast." The mercenary Hou Yi said.

"Fate is empty." The white-haired boy Hou Yi said.

Then, the three of them said in unison: "Boss, give me a piece of medicine."

"Ah, this..." Hou Yi, the ghost father, was stunned. After arguing for a long time, I was the best among the brothers.

"Boss, it's okay to give me something else without medicine." Father Hou Yi said, "My world is similar to the world view of the Middle Ages, and everything is very backward. As a priest, I don't have much entertainment, and prayer is very important." No, I can only ask the nuns to pray for me."

"You'd better say prayer."

"Boss, how can he be as miserable as I am? He has a private car anyway. I am an ordinary human mercenary of the Black Beast Group, and I have to queue up to drive the bus." The mercenary Hou Yi said, "Give me some medicine, boss! The elf kingdom has not fallen yet. I will go to attack the princess first, and I will show everyone good luck!"

"Boss, I also want a few pieces..." Xiaoyou Hou Yi said.

"No, why do you still need pills when you have sisters?" Ghost Father Hou Yi asked puzzled.

"Tiannvmu is always jovial on the surface, but she has always been under the pressure of the shrine; Yiye has always closed her heart; sister Nao is my first love; monitor, she fell in love with me at first sight... and sister Chujia..." Xiaoyou Houyi said a little coyly, "They all need me, and I am fraternal enough, so..."

"As expected of me, enough scum! While talking about loving them, I was thinking of drugging them." The ghost father Hou Yi couldn't help applauding, "Brother, my brother sends you a word, people are doing it, the city is watching, be careful of firewood!" knife."

"I, Wang Duoyu, voted for this project! But how can I give you the magic little pill?" Ghost father Hou Yi asked.

"Don't worry about this, we have already researched it. We can bring some dead objects to this magical space, just hold that object in your hand and enter the chat group silently." Father Hou Yi explained, "Of course, the corpse It's okay, but I don't recommend it, it's better not to throw some weird things in our public places."

"Understood, throwing corpses is prohibited here."

As the ghost father said, Hou Yi took out a small white medicine bottle from his pocket, which contained magical little pills.

"How much do you all want?"

"Is a whole bottle okay?" The three answered in unison.

"Gah... As expected of me..." Ghost father Hou Yi said, "But then again, although we are all from our own family, we are all in different worlds after all. That is to say..."

"The reward is right?" Father Hou Yi said, "It's easy to say. I was a thief before I became a priest. I have a lot of jewelry in my hand, which can be worth a lot of money, but you have to find a way to sell the stolen goods yourself."

"Magic exists in my world. When I develop, I can provide magic items!" said the mercenary Hou Yi.

"My...both parents are dead, I have a younger sister and a house...but I don't have much savings...Boss, I'm pretty pretty, or...I stick up my ass?" Xiaoyouhou Yi said.

"As expected of me, shameless enough! I'll give you a few pills for free, but you have to remember to update your memory diligently!" Ghost Father Hou Yi said, "Okay then, share the pills first, and I'll take the pills when I go back later." Make a few bottles!"

"By the way, there is one more thing! After you go back, if you want to reward yourself, you must pay attention to your grip strength!" The mercenary Hou Yi said with a serious expression.

"In addition to sharing memories, this astrolabe can also superimpose our physical fitness. Now it is estimated that we can have a [-]-[-] relationship with the US team!" The mercenary Hou Yi continued.

……

After returning to reality.

The ghost father Hou Yi looked at Cangzhong Saana who was still asleep in his arms and his messy clothes and fell into thought: "Should I change clothes before going home?

Chapter 2 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this daughter!

"Her aunt~"

Qiuyue Xiaosan or ghost father Hou Yi pushed open the door.

"Honey, you're back." Hou Yi's wife Qiuyuehua Daizi rushed out to greet her.

She is a typical Yamato Nadeko-like gentle woman, restrained, gentle and beautiful.Her previous husband was a flirtatious Frenchman who cheated after having two daughters with Hua surrogate.In the end, the two of them divorced, and the ex-husband returned to France, while Hua Daizi lived alone with his two daughters.

A few months ago, I met my current husband, Qiuyue Xiaosan. She was attracted by his gentlemanly demeanor, and he also launched a fierce love offensive towards her. Finally, a month ago, they formed a new family.

Seeing his wife walking quickly, shaking her head, Hou Yi said, "I'm back."

Then he took advantage of the situation and directly hugged Hua Daizi

"Oh~ dear, what are you doing~" Hua Daizi said coquettishly.

"I haven't seen you for a day, I miss you a little bit." Hou Yi said softly

Feeling the softness of the chest, Hou Yi kissed Hua Daizi's side face, and rubbed her back with his hands from top to bottom.

Hua Daizi's cheeks were already flushed, and she tremblingly said: "Ana... the meal... the meal is ready, let's have dinner first.

"Okay, I'm a little hungry too." Saying that, Hou Yi let go of Hua Daizi who was like a frightened deer.

Walking into the living room, Hou Yi saw his two daughters sitting on the sofa watching TV.

"Ah, Dad is back." The eldest daughter Akizuki Marina got up and said hello.

She is Japanese-French.Except for those blue eyes that look like a few fireflies flying on the quiet lake, she has inherited more of her mother's characteristics.Fair skin, long black hair, a pretty face, and a quiet demeanor.At first glance, she looks like the kind of literary and artistic girl who is good at reading but has a delicate body.

"Ah, Zhennai, how are you doing at school today?" Hou Yi asked with a smile.

"Everything is fine." Zhen Nai replied with a smile, her voice was very soft, like a gentle nightingale.

"That's good," Hou Yi said.

"What about you, Ellie? Are you doing well in school?" Hou Yi asked another petite girl with blond hair and twin ponytails.

Unlike her older sister, Marina.In addition to inheriting more French characteristics, Ellie also exudes a completely different temperament from her sister Marie.If Marina is a deer by the lake with its head lowered and drinking water quietly and gracefully, Ellie is a deer running freely in the field. She exudes a kind of vitality, as if she has endless vitality.At the same time, like a vigilant little beast, she defends herself by bluffing.

"Don't talk to me casually, you bastard!" Ellie replied.

"Ellie, you can't talk to Dad like that." Manina said angrily.

"He's not my father, a scumbag, a sex maniac, a pervert!" Saying that, Ellie got up and ran to her room, "I won't eat dinner!"

"Dad...I'm sorry, Ellie..." Marina apologized.

"It's okay." Hou Yi said with a smile, "Ai Li just hasn't gotten used to it yet, we will get along well one day."

"Well, someone as gentle as Dad... Ellie, Ellie will definitely fall in love with Dad." Marina said.

"Yeah, I will definitely get along well with her..." Hou Yi thought, "Isn't it the little brat, it seems that she needs to give her some big stick education surprises!"

After dinner that day.

Akizuki Airi still didn't have dinner in the end, and she refused to come out no matter how much Hua Daiko and Marina knocked on the door.

"I'm sorry, dear, I usually dote on Ellie too much..." Hua Daizi raised his head and said to Hou Yi.

"It's okay, I don't blame you or Ellie, it's my problem." Hou Yi said while stroking the hair of the beautiful woman in his arms.

"Think about it, an adolescent girl was abandoned by her biological father, and her mother found a strange man to be her new father, and this new father became a teacher in her own school. It's hard to adapt." Hou Yi continued, "I can't just expect Ellie to accept me unilaterally, I also have to try to show her kindness. I take 99 steps towards her, and she will always take a step towards me! "