Something is wrong!A hundred worlds traversed at the same time are not right

"Little girl~ what are you going to do?" Hou Yi said in Hongying's ear.

Hongying was startled at first, but after feeling the familiar hardness against her lower back and hearing it was Hou Yi's voice, she calmed down and leaned her back directly on Hou Yi's chest.

"You man, why is there no sound in the aisle? You scared me." Hongying blamed.

"When I 'walk', no matter whether it's a waterway or a dry way, shouldn't you make a sound?" Hou Yi said with a pair of big hands and became dishonest.

"Death~ Do you want to be here..."

"Don't you want to?" Hou Yi said, "There are too many indoor classes, and today we happen to have an outdoor physical education class."

"Ha, don't you still want to help Bao Long find his donkey?" Hong Ying asked softly, after these days of Hou Yi's passage, she was already able to enter the state quickly.

"I've found it, and I'll show you right away."

As he said that, Hou Yi directly pulled off her hot pants, and then let Hongying lie on all fours, lying on the ground like a puppy.Then Hou Yi walked between the legs behind her, raised her hip bones, aimed at her, and said, "噗嗤~".

After that, Hou Yi grabbed her thigh and lifted her up, while Hongying barely supported the ground with her arms.

"Ah~ teacher~ what are you doing?"

"This is called a 'small trolley', and it's used to train arm strength. Generally, students are asked to practice like this before physical examinations in junior and high schools." Hou Yi said, "Did you see the donkey tied to the tree over there? The goal is there ,go ahead!"

As he said that, Hou Yi pushed up the "little cart", and the shaking bag kept hitting Hongying's happy beans, and they walked towards the little donkey like this.

"Huh...huh...huh...I'm so exhausted, I have no strength, I can only rely on the teacher today~" Hongying scolded softly.

"Leave it to me~"

With that said, Hou Yi picked up Hongying and sat on the little donkey.In Hongying's eyes, this is a man riding a donkey, but in Hou Yi's eyes, it is a girl riding him, and he is riding a fruit girl...

After a long time, under the struggling and shaking of the little female donkey, the two wet animals on the donkey's back reached the peak...

afterwards.

Hou Yi took out a magic cigarette.

"Do you want to try it?" Hou Yi asked.

"It's not enough to lure an ignorant girl, but you still want to teach me to smoke? Can you be more scumbag?"

"It's fine if you don't smoke. As for whether I can be more scumbag? Let me show you now!"

"Ah~don't~"

……

After sending Hongying home, Hou Yi dragged the little donkey to Bao Long's house.

He wanted to verify the information that the little female donkey had said, and he also wanted to know the origin of Bao Long's cigarette formula!

He had to act quickly, after all, he still had the relics of the widow's deceased husband in his pocket, and he had to return it to the pretty widow who was wrong.

Chapter 53 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this night!

"Brother Bao Long, open the door! I, Hou Yi, brought your wife back!"

Hou Yi dragged the donkey to the gate of Bao Long's house.

Hearing Hou Yi's shout, Bao Long, who had a bandage on his head, rushed out to meet him.

"Brother, that's great, it's you who caused it!"

As Bao Long spoke, he hugged... the little donkey.

"Brother Bao Long, your head... Are you a cosplay mummy?" Hou Yi asked.

"Oh, I can't help it. Dr. Tong from the village health center also left today. I heard that he is going to be the director of the big iron stick hospital in the county." Bao Long said while stroking the little donkey, "I can only do it myself. I heard that other doctors will come in the future... ouch!"

Just as Bao Long was stroking the little she-donkey, the little she-donkey took advantage of his unpreparedness and slapped his hand hard.

"Daughter-in-law let go! Ah! Brother Hou Yi, help me!" Bao Long shouted.

Seeing this, Hou Yi helped Bao Long open the little donkey's mouth.

"Oh, I almost broke my hand! See how I teach you a lesson later, and revive Fu Gang!"

"Brother Bao Long...you do this, sister-in-law usually bites you, right?" Hou Yi asked.

"That's right, it bit off two pieces of meat on my ass." Bao Long said, "And my job, I was almost bitten off by it, and then I worked on that job" Beads'. Brother, let me tell you..."

"That's right! It seems that it's not a hallucination or my imagination, it's something wrong with this world!" Hou Yi thought.

After confirming this, Hou Yi went on to say: "Brother Bao Long, I happen to know some medical skills, how about I help you re-bandage?"

"Then thank you, brother. Help me tie up your sister-in-law. I'll go in and prepare some food. We brothers will have a few cups." Bao Long said, turning and entering the room.

Hou Yi dragged the little donkey to the door, then patted her buttocks, and said, "Okay, run quickly. Be quiet."

"You want to let me go?" the little donkey asked in surprise.

"Otherwise? How about I turn you into donkey meat and burn it?"

Hearing this, the little female donkey ran away...

A while later, at Bao Long's home.

Bao Long, who had been re-wrapped by Hou Yi, toasted and said, "Brother Hou Yi, thank you for today. Come, let's all have one!"

"No, Brother Bao Long, your head injury is still not healed, so you should stop drinking." Hou Yi said.

"My glass is not wine, it's tea."

"Tea?"

"Yes, this was given to our family by Zen Master Zhijuan of Leiyin Temple back then. My father always asked him for tea..."

Speaking of this, Bao Long seemed a little sad. He paused and continued, "Brother, you probably don't know Zen Master Zhijuan. He is the original abbot of Leiyin Temple and the master of Monk Erxiu. Yes, a mine disaster happened not long after he left, and my father was also in the mine disaster..."

"Brother Bao Long, my condolences." Hou Yi comforted him.

"I'm fine, I've seen it for a long time..." Bao Long drank a cup of tea as he spoke.

"By the way, Brother Bao Long, where did you get the formula for that cigarette?" Hou Yi asked tentatively.

"It was also given to my father by Zen master Zhijuan. My father is an old smoker and has bad lungs. Zen master Zhijuan prescribed this prescription for him, saying that it can refresh his mind and nourish his lungs." Bao Long said, "Later, in the prescription My eyesight grass was gone, and I saw that the American herb was similar to the eyesight grass, so I used it instead. The effect was surprisingly good.”

"So, Bao Longge got this tobacco by chance now." Hou Yi said, "Then what is the effect of smoking the original formula?"

"Then how do I know, I have never smoked. My father loved that cigarette when he was alive! No one is allowed to touch it." Bao Long said.

"Oh, Brother Baolong, do you know where I can get that Mingmucao? I want to try the original smoke."

"I really don't know about this...brother, why don't you ask Monk Erxiu of Leiyin Temple, he is also good at medicine, maybe he can know."

"Well, Monk Erxiu...OK..." Hou Yi said.

"One more thing, Brother Bao Long." Hou Yi continued, "Do you know a man named Shi Dajin?"

"Exercise? You asked him what he was doing. He also died in the mine disaster."

Hearing Hou Yi mention Shi Dajin, Bao Long's face changed slightly.

Seeing this, Hou Yi went on to say: "Today when I went into the mine to find my sister-in-law, I found something with Shi Dajin's name engraved on it."

"Then you'd better throw it away, dead people's things are bad luck!" Bao Long said, "And this Shi Dajin is not a good thing, let's put it this way, he is most happy...to mess with men. He even treated me..."

"Woc! Whispering!"

"There's nothing to say, but he has confessed his love...don't mention him, it's disgusting..." Bao Long said.

Seeing this, Hou Yi stopped asking questions, but raised his wine glass and said, "Okay, let's go together!"

……

This Bao Long is also a sentimental person, or he lived alone for too long and had too many things to say in his heart. He actually dragged Hou Yi to talk until midnight.

It was already past eleven o'clock in the evening when Hou Yi walked out of Bao Long's house.

"The rosary that can make people calm, the magical formula of cigarettes, and Mingmucao... It seems that this Leiyin Temple is not a simple small ruined temple." Hou Yi thought, "I have to find time to go to Leiyin Temple again. .”

Thinking as he walked, Hou Yi just walked near Zhao Xiangru's house.

Seeing that the lights at Zhao Xiangru's house had been turned off, Hou Yi gave up the idea of ​​returning the relic tonight.Just as he was about to turn around and leave, Hou Yi moved his ears and heard a discordant voice.

"Is this? The sound of water? Zhao Xiangru didn't sleep at night, but she was taking a bath?"

Thinking about it, Hou Yi took a few steps closer and put his ear on the wall of Zhao Xiangru's house.

"Um~ah~"

"Huh?" Hou Yinahan asked.

"Hou Yi~ good brother~ no, you still have a bright future...we are not suitable~"

"Fuck?!"

"My mother still received the goods unexpectedly!" Hou Yixin thought.

At this time, Zhao Xiangru was showering in the bathroom while...watering the flowers.

With one hand, she gently parted the pink petals, and with the other hand, she took the shower head and aimed at the exposed flower center to spray it, which was to stop the water with water.

"Hmm~ What's wrong with me today~ I feel so much...Hou Yi...His back is so wide, his arms are so powerful, and he's so handsome...Ahhh~ I can't do it~" Zhao Xiangru's clear voice became trembling and full of lust.

As she spoke, Zhao Xiangru moved the shower head a little closer to the flower buds.

"Be more intense... again~um~ lost~"

Accompanied by a twitch of her slender waist, her legs softened and she knelt and sat on the ground, and the flower buds also sprouted in return for the shower head.

And Hou Yizheng, who was separated by a wall, heard Gilbang hard.

"I didn't expect that, Sister Zhao, you are also a prudish~" Hou Yixin thought, "Should I go in and surprise her right now?"

Just when Hou Yi was about to take down the pretty widow directly, he suddenly noticed another person walking towards Zhao Xiangru's house quickly.

Seeing this, Hou Yi quickly sneaked into the shadows.Then, Hou Yi fixed his eyes and took a look.

"Huh? How could it be her? What is she doing here?"

……

Chapter 54 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this aunt!

"How could it be her? What is the village chief's wife doing at Widow Zhao's house at this time?" Hou Yi, who was hiding in the shadows, wondered.

Yes, why is this?This matter has something to do with Hou Yi.

Let's rewind the time to half an hour ago.

Half an hour ago, the village chief's house.

The village chief's wife was tossing and turning on the bed.

It was midsummer at this time, the bedroom of the village chief's house was not equipped with air-conditioning, and the village chief's wife had a huge humiliation of a pair of children who would never be able to starve.It was really painful to lie on the stomach and press the chest, to lie on the back and to press oneself, to have difficulty breathing, to lie on the side to squeeze each other, and to sweat.In short, tossing and turning, I couldn't sleep well.

Apart from the troubles brought about by this soft and plump pair, the village chief's wife is still worrying about her man.

The village chief clearly promised that he would be able to finish his work and go home today, but he didn’t come back in the middle of the night, and he didn’t answer the phone calls. Where did he go?

As the saying goes, three wolves, four tigers and five suck soil.The wife of the village head is just at the age of Sihu. When she thinks that her man has not touched her for several years, but he has unclear rumors with that little widow Zhao Xiangru.A nameless fire suddenly rushed up.Anger churned with pent-up desire to burst through her mind.

The village chief's wife put on her clothes and ran out of the house, heading straight to Zhao Xiangru's house. She wanted to see if the old man in her family was hanging out with the little widow.

Speaking of which, you may have to ask, what does this have to do with Hou Yi?

I don’t know if you still remember, Hou Yi once gave Hongying a sachet filled with pink flower petals and sprayed with pink spray.At first, Hou Yi planned to use this sachet to attack Hongying, but he didn't want the girl to post it for nothing, and then the two fell in love for a long time, and Hou Yi didn't care about the sachet anymore.

At this time, the sachet was lying on the bedside of the village head's wife.

As we said earlier, it is a custom in Baopigou Village to give women sachets for birthdays, and there are basically several women in Baopigou Village who have sachets.Coincidentally, the village chief's wife and Hongying's sachets were made of the same kind of silk, and the mother and daughter confused each other's sachets before they knew it.

Therefore, under the influence of the aphrodisiac effect of the sachet, the wife of the village head who had been abstinent for several years finally lost her mind.

Hou Yi naturally doesn't know this now, all he knows is that the pair on the chest of the village chief's wife looks like hey~

At this time, the village head's wife's hair was disheveled, and her upper body was only covered with a thin layer of black gauze pajamas. Because she sweated a lot, the pajamas were tightly attached to her body.She was wearing only a pair of baggy shorts, part of which got caught in her buttocks from walking too fast.

The waves on the village head's wife's chest were surging as she walked quickly, as if she was about to come out.This directly starved Hou Yi, who was an orphan and had never tasted the taste of a mother.

"I deserve it."

Thinking of this, Hou Yi moved into the shadow of the village chief's wife.