Something is wrong!A hundred worlds traversed at the same time are not right

"Really?! Then, what do you want me to do?" the little fox asked in surprise.

"If you want the grass I planted, then exchange it with grass." Hou Yi said with a smirk, "If you give me 'grass', I will give you grass."

"Ah? What do you mean...don't touch my place! Don't pick, don't! I don't want psychedelic flowers, let me go...please..."

"That's not okay, I'm going to buy and sell by force now~"

As he said that, Hou Yi controlled the tentacles to inject a large amount of pink spray liquid and lubricating oil into the little fox's backyard.

"Don't...no...goo..."

Just as the little fox begged, another big hand suddenly removed her chin, and then blocked her mouth with a huge object.It was Hou Yi's body who was fully dressed and walked out of the room.

"Hmm~ Is this double touch? It's not a needle~"

……

Although both belong to the canine family, there is still a big difference between the fox demon and the dog demon. For Hou Yi, the most important difference between the two is the length of the flower path.Although the little fox is a little taller than Ah Huang, her birth canal is much shorter than that of Ah Huang. Hou Yi easily penetrated into the deepest part, broke through the door, and broke into the room where she conceived her life.

Because Hou Yi had deep resentment for the fact that the little fox almost killed him with a fart, he went too far that night, and the door of the little fox's birthing room was even forced out...

In this way, amidst Hou Yi's beast-like growl and the little fox's moans gradually turning from misery to joy, the first ray of morning light shone in the yard.The psychedelic flowers and clear eyes that have been growing for a long time finally bloomed.

Hou Yi took the little fox that had been spoiled by him back to his room, and fed her with his own essence and psychedelic flowers.

Soon after, the little fox woke up slowly.

"Where is this place..." Her voice was a little hoarse, probably because of Hou Yi doing nucleic acid and wailing for half the night.

"My family, I've already paid you the female fare just now." Hou Yi said with a smile, "However, I'm not going to let you go, after all..."

"I won't leave." The little fox interrupted loudly, "You have already made this like this, wouldn't it be too much of a loss if I don't get my money back?"

"Oh? That's it, but..."

"You don't have to worry about me running away. At present, you are the only one with psychedelic flowers. If I don't stay here, I will become an ordinary fox sooner or later, and maybe I will be caught and made into fur. Compared with this, it seems nothing to be treated like this..."

Of course, the little fox didn't say the most important reason: the fox demon clan she belongs to only allows one spouse in a lifetime.Once confirmed, he must be loyal until death.Even in her case...

After taking down the little fox, Hou Yi's house has become a small farm zoo.However, after having a clone, he doesn't have to worry about favoring one over the other. She has already tried the double summit last night, and this morning he wants to try Xiaoqing, who is as cold as snow, and Ah Huang, who is as passionate as fire, and enjoy the pleasure of the two worlds of ice and fire at the same time.

……

Although it was fun, Hou Yi did not forget the main business: making original miraculous cigarettes with Mingmucao, and sending rehmannia ginseng to Leiyin Temple.

Cigarettes are easy to make, you only need to mix several ingredients in proportion, and Hou Yi is already familiar with this method.As for Leiyin Temple, Hou Yi also thought about countermeasures.

This morning, Hou Yi rushed to Leiyin Temple after helping Uncle Shi, who was getting worse day by day, to plow the land.

Outside Leiyin Temple, Hou Yi moved his ears.

"I must have heard correctly this time, this must be Jiao Chuan!"

Chapter 95 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this white snake!

Logically speaking, monks, monks, monks, monks, and nuns should all be cut off from the world of mortals and their six desires.However, the world of mortals is easy to break, and human desires are hard to break.This "desire" is the nature of human beings. People live because of love and desire, and die because of selfish desire.Desires are not meant to be broken.

Especially lust, those old monks and nuns who are old, weak and powerless can restrain it, but it is difficult for young monks and nuns with normal desires.Alone with the green light, suffering in the midst of suffering, who doesn't think of the ordinary?Under the unbearable loneliness, there will always be mortals who hide in secret and eat the forbidden fruit.The so-called "Monk goes to Qingshan at moonset, and nun comes to Baishui at sunrise." It is so.

Later, some nunneries even appeared under the banner of "Buddhist clean land" while doing business in brothels, euphemistically called "Nun Zhan".From this point of view, today's so-called "Foyuan" are actually the leftovers of the ancients.Just changing the name with a foreign style has become a new thing. It can only be said that humor is also a background color of history.To draw away, in short, it is normal for monks to have some depression in the crotch, and it is not unusual.

However, although this master Jingchen is a leader in cultivation, she is a truly innocent "monk".To put it bluntly, this little nun has some knowledge of Buddhism.Then, how could she prostitute herself in Leiyin Temple day in and day out?

This matter, speaking of it, I also blame Hou Yi.

Why do you say that?Let's start with the history of this Leiyin Temple.

Leiyin Temple was built more than 20 years ago, and it was this small temple built by Master Nazhijuan himself.Master Zhijuan built Leiyin Temple with only one purpose, which is to suppress the evil spirits in Kunba Mountain!

As mentioned earlier, this Kunba Mountain was transformed from the corpse of a red dragon in ancient times. Twenty years ago, Bao Yu, who was digging in the mountains, accidentally dug up the dragon ball left by the red dragon. The remaining dragon energy of the red dragon leaked out, attracting a large group of snake demons to compete for the opportunity to transform into a dragon. This is the origin of the snake disaster.Later, a white snake successfully won the Chilong Dragon Ball, and took this as an opportunity to escape Jianghualong.

When the white snake transforms into a dragon, the vision of heaven and earth is aroused, the torrential rain continues, and the river flows countercurrently.The flooding of the river caused the flood 20 years ago.That year, Master Zhizong happened to pass by here, and saw that the people were harmed by the flood caused by the white snake. The merciful Master Zhizong resolutely took action, subdued the white snake, and sealed her body and soul separately.

The body of the white snake that has already transformed into a dragon was sealed in Mount Kunba by Master Zhizhuo to block the gap that leaked the dragon's energy.Afterwards, Master Zhizun built this Leiyin Temple to suppress the spirit of the White Snake with the light of Buddha.

It wasn't until last year, when Master Zhijuan passed away, that the seal of the White Snake loosened a little, and together with Bao Yu's "spiritual operation", the mine disaster was caused.

Hey, you may want to ask after seeing this, after talking so much, does this have anything to do with Hou Yi and Mrs. Jingchen?

I don't know if you still remember what happened a few days ago, the day Hou Yi accidentally obtained dragon energy from the hot spring.

That day when Hou Yi came to Leiyin Temple, the Buddha Light Array in Leiyin Temple mistakenly regarded Hou Yi as a demon and suppressed Hou Yi.This suppression caused problems to occur.The Buddha's light accidentally triggered the protection mechanism of the astrolabe for the Houyi.Two beams of bright starlight burst into Xiaohan, and this time, the Buddha's light in the entire Leiyin Temple was directly wiped out.

As soon as the Buddha's light dispersed, the temple's seal on the spirit of the white snake was released.The spirit of the white snake has been suppressed for more than 20 years, and it is already extremely weak, so it should not be able to make trouble.But the bad thing is that Hou Yi gave Mr. Jingchen a fine cleaning.Hou Yi's essence contains dragon energy. Apart from being able to heal injuries and help demons practice, his essence is also the best tonic for snake demons.

Relying on the nourishment of the essence sprayed out by Hou Yi, the white snake's spirit recovered part of its mana.However, although Mrs. Jingchen is young, she has some skills anyway.After discovering that the seal had been broken, Jing Chen resolutely used secret techniques to temporarily seal the white snake in his body.

Originally, Jingchen planned to restore the Buddha's light in the temple and then seal the white snake back.Unexpectedly, the turbid essence of Hou Yi that she accidentally swallowed became nourishment for the white snake.The white snake's soul was nourished by Hou Yi's essence, and it actually competed with Jing Chen for control of the body.

"Monster...stop..." Jing Chen struggled and said.

"Little nun, I didn't expect you to be a bit of a Taoist. I thought you were a stone girl, but I didn't expect that the palace guard formation was depicted below. It is really impossible to get in with external force."

At this time, Master Jingchen was sitting in front of the Buddha statue in the main hall of Leiyin Temple in an extremely twisted posture.Her black hair was scattered outside, her sea blue body was already in tatters, and a pair of tender white rabbits were directly exposed.

The weirdest thing was Jing Chen's sitting posture at this time. She was supposed to be sitting with her back facing the Buddha statue, but her legs were split into a split horse, and her lower body was twisted 180 degrees from the waist to the front of her body in an extremely weird way, which caused her face and butt to face the same side.

This is not over yet, at this moment Jingchen is holding a candle, desperately stuffing it into his flower path.

"Stop! Hmm~ don't, don't touch there..." Jing Chen struggled.

Then, her voice made a coquettish and charming voice: "Sure enough, although you can't get it inside, you can still feel the exposed little Doudou. Little nun, you just follow me, sister, and I will take you to enjoy the bliss of the world~"

"Don't even think about it! Monster, even if you kill me, I won't let you use my body to harm the world!"

"Oh ~ evildoer? Don't worry, I will turn you into the most annoying little fairy in the world later. I will use your body to replenish the essence of countless men. I will turn you, a pure and pure nun, into a A watch with thousands of rides!"

"Don't... don't pinch there..."

"Hey, why is it wet? Could it be that our little nun got excited after hearing that she was going to become a watch? Hmm... look at my memory, you humans have a small hole in the back besides where you can get in. Tell me, if I put this whole candle in, will it burst right there?"

"no, do not want!!!"

Just when the white snake manipulated Jingchen's body and wanted to give Jingchen backyard flowers to bloom.

Sensing that someone was watching, the White Snake asked sharply, "Who?! Come out!"

"Hehe, there is something. This is the first time that my latent image technique has been seen through."

With that said, Hou Yi came out from the shadows.

"Master Hou...run away...I..."

"Master Jingchen, can you stop looking at me when you are talking... This is not always appropriate." Hou Yi joked with a smile, "However, one thing to say, your posture is difficult enough, ordinary people can't do it."

"Oh? Don't you like this young man? Do you want to get closer, I can do more difficult moves for you~"

With that said, the White Snake controlled Jing Chen's body, turned back his upper body, and pouted his butt towards Hou Yi.She swayed her waist like a water snake.

"My lord, don't you want to try the taste of an innocent little nun?"

"Close to me, of course you will. However, you probably won't be able to do this." Hou Yi said while playing with the meditation rosary in his hand, "Why don't you try it first, you can still move."

As soon as the words fell, the shadow under Jingchen turned into a pool of shadows, her limbs were deeply sunk in it, and this person was fixed in place.

"What?! What's going on?!" White Snake was shocked.

"Alien magic, bitch," Hou Yi said.

"You... who the hell are you?!" / "Master Hou Yi, tie me up!"

"Hey, can you tell me one by one?"

Hou Yi walked up to Jing Chen, smiled and said, "You two, who will speak first?"

"Lord Hou, tie me up quickly. You must not let this evildoer leave Leiyin Temple, and you must not let her... Hee hee, this son, let go of this concubine, okay~ I will repay you~"

"Master Hou, don't believe what this snake demon says! Absolutely don't let her come into contact with your... lord~ I'm so hungry~ Please, feed me with your majestic things~"

Hou Yi didn't respond, but watched her double reed performance with great interest.

"Isn't the son trapping the concubine just to do that good thing? Why don't you do it, son?"

"Hou Shizhu, don't be fooled by this evildoer. She wants to absorb all the dragon energy in you!"

"Young master~ don't listen to this old-fashioned little nun. Hurry up, I like young talents like you~"

"Hehe." Hou Yi laughed, "Is that what you call liking? You're the one who's greedy for me, you're despicable!"

"Okay, okay, I'm a lowly concubine, do you want to try me as a bitch?"

"It's really a shoplifter. But... that's it? I thought you had some serious work." Hou Yi said.

"boom!"

The gate of Leiyin Temple was pushed open, and the person who entered was Hou Yi.Another Hou Yi, or Hou Yi's body!

"It's a pity that I used the clone technique to find the way. I didn't expect you to be inferior to that little fox, and you don't even know a charm spell." Hou Yi said.

Seeing this scene, Master Jingchen realized that this Hou Yi is a ruthless person with a "job". She was pleasantly surprised: "Hou Shizhu, hurry up, help me to subdue this snake demon! Her consciousness is trapped in my body. As long as you don't break her body, she can't escape. Hou Shizhu, as long as you feed me the rehmannia ginseng, I can use its medicinal properties to suppress the spirit of this white snake, and then..."

"So that's how it is." Hou Yi said after his main body and avatar merged into one, "But why should I help you?"

"Master Jingchen, you seem to have made a mistake. I have never been a positive character."

Hou Yi stretched out his tentacles and closed the gate of Leiyin Temple.

Chapter 96 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this white snake!

"Hou...Hou benefactor...you are also a demon?!" Jing Chen was shocked.

The scene of Hou Yi stretching out multiple tentacles really shocked Jingchen's nerves that had been tense for a long time.Shocked, Jingchen's consciousness was temporarily suppressed by the white snake.

"With such a mellow dragon spirit, and with multiple tails, he dares to break out unscrupulously and use supernatural powers at will. Who the hell is this guy?" White Snake thought.

Taking advantage of Jing Chen's body, the white snake said in a pretentious tone: "Young master~~~ I see that you have such a strong dragon aura, you must be a dragon descendant with dragon blood, right? This is not a coincidence, I am also a white snake with dragon blood. I was just victimized by an adulterer, and my body was sealed in this mountain. Since we are all relatives of dragons, can you help me?"

"Dragonborn? Heh, why did you skip the jump from domestic butter to Skyrim? Although I'm indeed a little expert in Lao Gunwu's laboratory. But, Dragonborn? I can't even roar a dragon~" Hou Yi responded with a smile.

"Ah? What do you mean..."

Regardless of White Snake's question, Hou Yi continued, "However, we should be regarded as relatives."

"relative?"

"You should be Xiaoqing's older sister, right?" Hou Yi said with a smile, "Let me introduce myself, my name is Hou Yi, 'Hou' who is appointed as a marquis and prime minister, and easy 'Yi'. It belongs to Xiaoqing, um... my husband."

"Xiaoqing's husband?"

Hearing this, White Snake's heart tightened. It is true that Xiaoqing is her younger sister, but more than 20 years ago, in order to win the chance to transform into a dragon, she personally...

"I don't know how to call my sister. Is she really called Bai Suzhen?" Hou Yi continued.

"Haha, how come... the concubine's surname is indeed Bai, and her double name is Qiuxin." Bai Qiuxin replied.

"Bai Qiuxin... Baichou... This name is very suitable for insanity and glue..." Hou Yi complained in his heart.

"Then I'll call you Qiu Xin, okay?" Hou Yi asked.

"It's impossible."

Bai Qiuxin didn't feel uncomfortable with the slightly intimate title of "Qiu Xin", and even liked it very much.It's good to be intimate, the more intimate you are, the easier it is to relax your vigilance.

Bai Qiuxin then asked: "Why, didn't Xiaoqing mention me to you?"

Hou Yi stroked his chin and replied, "Maybe it's because of the loss of demon power. Xiaoqing lost part of her memory, including the memory of Qiu Xin."

"So that's how it is." Bai Qiuxin breathed a sigh of relief, and continued, "Since we are all our own, can you help me out, brother-in-law?"

"Of course, but what should I do?"

"It's simple, just get rid of this little nun's virginity. As she said, if I don't get rid of her yin, I won't be able to escape from this body." Bai Qiuxin explained, "So, I need to trouble you, brother-in-law~"

The last sentence can be said to be low-pitched and tactful, and soul-stirring. After hearing this, ordinary men must immediately raise their guns and mount their horses.However, Hou Yi had the protection of the meditation rosary, and easily resisted the evil sound.

"Okay, but before that, I would like to ask, since you can control this little nun's body, Qiu Xin, can you also feel the pain and joy that her body has experienced?" Hou Yi asked, "If you can, wouldn't it be equivalent to offending Qiu Xin if I roughed up this little nun?"

Hearing Hou Yi's words, Bai Qiuxin cursed inwardly: "What are you pretending to be a wolf with a big tail? If you are really afraid of offending me, you can release the restraint on me and let me find another man by myself! I am obviously having an affair with this little nun, why are you pretending to be a gentleman here?"

But she still said on the surface: "Brother-in-law, you don't have to worry about it. We Yaozu don't have so many boring ethics, and it's okay for the two of us sisters to serve you together in the future."

"Is this true?!" Hou Yi pretended to be excited.

"If that's the case, then...my lady, I'll offend you." After speaking, Hou Yi untied his belt.