Rubbish protagonist, I can do it too!

Weber heard Saber yell in disbelief when she reported her family: "Impossible! How could King Arthur be a woman!"

"Crack!" Rider gave the fussy Master a flick of his finger, knocked him to the ground, and nodded clearly: "The King of Knights is the famous British monarch, so that's it! Another great hero, although this It's a pity that those two were not invited to a banquet, but if there is King of Knights and Kim Pika, it would be an exciting banquet."

"banquet?"

Rider patted the wooden barrel filled with wine on the chariot: "Yes, we can't fight each other until Berserker is solved. In this case, it would be too boring to do nothing during this period. Heroes from different eras gather here, but An unprecedented miracle, and it can also determine the ownership of the Holy Grail."

Saber's pretty face darkened: "Nonsense! What do you think the Holy Grail is? Is the Holy Grail War a game of banquet?"

"It is said that the Holy Grail will choose the most suitable person, and the ceremony to determine that person is the Holy Grail War in Fuyuki City, but if you just need to decide who that person is in advance, you don't need to shed unnecessary blood at all, so that heroes of different eras can understand each other. The answer will come naturally."

Sbaer pondered: "Determine the victory with the pattern."

Rider picked up the barrel and said boldly: "Exactly, it's not the Holy Grail War, it's the Holy Grail Question and Answer. Don't you have a place suitable for drinking here? Although this place is quite suitable, it is not enough as a venue for the banquet of heroes. "

"Come with me, although it is not enough as a banquet place, it is also a spacious place."

Rider taught the master who was lying on the ground behind him: "Look, kid! Just like I said, although she is a little girl, she is much bigger than you."

"I'm not a heroic spirit." Wei muttered.

Saber, who was about to enter the castle, turned her head and gave Rider a cold look: "Rider, I respect your character, but I also hope that you can stop your habit of speaking out loud."

Wei Bo got up, and as if he found his confidant, tears filled his eyes, and shouted: "I'll just tell you! Rider, you are really weird!"

"Shut up! Boy, this is the way to conquer."

Wei Bo didn't dare to refute, and muttered discouragedly: "What, open your mouth and shut your mouth to conquer... woo."

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"Clap~"

In the courtyard, Rider smashed the wooden lid of the wine barrel with a punch, took a sip of the wine with a wooden spoon, and sighed after drinking it: "As expected of modern wine making technology, it is much more delicious than the previous wine, but the taste is slightly lighter. The stronger the wine, the better, it is suitable for the status of a hero, and the atmosphere of the banquet will be lively."

He looked around. This was the courtyard of the castle, surrounded by blue roses. Under the moonlight, the petals were so delicate and beautiful.

Rider was not satisfied with this scene and shook his head: "What's wrong with this place? Although it is quiet, it is too boring."

He handed the wooden spoon with the drink to Saber.

Saber didn't take the wooden spoon, and snorted lightly: "I think it's just right here, there won't be too much disturbance except us, quietness is a symbol of majesty."

"Don't you drink?"

"If you drink with this kind of spoon, even the most delicious wine will lose its taste."

"Hahaha, indeed, it's too small for a cup."

When Rider laughed, Irisviel came over with several large plates, placed them in front of the two servants, glanced nervously at Rider and stepped aside.

Rider saw Alice Feier praised: "Oh, is this your master? He looks much more reliable than my kid."

A slight smile rose from the corner of Saber's mouth, and she said proudly: "Exactly, Irisviel is an excellent master worthy of my complacency."

Suddenly, a clear and arrogant voice sounded from the sky: "Serve Homunculus (Holmonks, artificial human) as the master, I laugh so hard, they are indeed a group of bastards."

Everyone looked around and saw that the gold particles gathered into luxurious golden armor, and the golden servant walked out.

"Archer." Saber frowned, deeply aware that Shinji Matou's evaluation of Archer was correct, even by the standards of heroes, those who participated in this Holy Grail War were all problem children.

Rider greeted happily: "Oh, here we come, Gold Servant."

Archer glanced at Rider with bright red eyes, grinned: "Bastard, last time this king didn't care about you destroying this king's treasure, and dared to appear in front of this king again, don't think that this king will tolerate you a second time. "

Saying so, Archer didn't intend to do anything.

Rider laughed disapprovingly: "Don't say such boring things, didn't you accept my invitation to come to this banquet? You came a bit late, and you are fined a glass of wine."

"Humph!"

Archer snorted coldly, looked around the scenery and said disdainfully: "It's really a dull and boring place, not suitable for a king's banquet at all."

"No way, after all, we can't appear in front of ordinary people, this remote place is the most suitable."

"It's ridiculous, why does this king care about the eyes of the bastards?"

Rider filled a bowl of wine with the large bowl Irisviel sent and handed it to Archer.

The gold servant took it, put it in front of his nose, sniffed it, and said in distaste: "What kind of inferior wine is this, do you think this kind of cheap wine is really suitable for measuring the status of heroes?"

"What can I do, this is already the best wine that can be bought in Fuyuki City, and compared to the wine of my era, it is indeed a good wine." Rider sighed softly.

"That's just because you bastards haven't had real wine."

Golden ripples unfolded in front of Archer, and a container made of gold fell down.

Saber glanced at the container, and said displeasedly: "Archer, is this the only good wine you're talking about? Do you really think that this little wine can send us away?"

Ok?

Just being said casually by Saber, Archer was like an enraged lion, sternly said: "Nonsense! My king's treasury contains all the fine wines from ancient times to the present, as much as you want!"

After finishing the speech, the gate of Babylon opened again, and luxurious containers of different styles fell one after another, including bronze, jade for bottles, and gold for vessels. The common thing is that they are all decorated to the extreme luxury.

Archer said loudly: "Don't be polite to me, thank me for your reward. It is because of my generosity that you are qualified to taste the best wine in the world."

"I hope you're not exaggerating." Saber said calmly.

"A mere bastard dares to question this king."

Seeing Archer's irritated appearance, Rider suppressed a smile to smooth things over: "Sit down first, sit down first, this is not the time to fight."

"But, didn't those two bastards attend this banquet?" Archer looked around and asked doubtfully.

Rider rubbed the back of his head, and said regretfully: "Oh! You said it was Caster and Lancer. I took the Shenwei wheel and wandered around the whole city but didn't find any trace of them, nor did they respond. Do you care about them?"

"Whether it's Caster, Lancer is different from you, she is qualified to drink with me on the same stage."

"Oh~! Looks like Lancer is also a great hero."

Archer sat down and watched as Rider poured the jade-like fine wine into those big bowls, his brows hardly moved. These fine wines are the best wines in his treasury, unlike other treasures that can be recycled and repaired, these fine wines are for drinking A little bit less, usually he himself treasures it, and only when he is in a good mood will he take it out and taste a little.

Just now, Archer took out two-thirds of the top quality wine in Babylon's treasury, which even made him feel more distressed than the Golden Ark Vimana being destroyed by Rider.

Archer shook the fine wine in the golden cup, and from the corner of his eye, he saw Rider drink up the big bowl of wine in one gulp, Archer was extremely displeased by his bold appearance, this damned bastard didn't even know how to taste wine.

"Good wine!" Rider laughed loudly.

Saber also drank it all in one gulp, showing surprise on her face, the fine wine was indeed exactly as Archer said, and even after drinking it, she could feel the magic power of the spirit body recover a little.

Seeing the surprised expressions of the two servants, Archer's gloomy expression eased a lot, and he said happily: "Of course, whether it's a precious phantom or a fine wine, I only have the best things in my treasury."

He also took a sip and said firmly: "In this way, the situation between us will be decided."

Saber put down the big bowl and shook her head: "Wine is good wine, but people don't have to be. People who despise others, even if they call themselves kings, they don't know how high the situation will be."

"Smart-tongued girl, contempt? Ridiculous! This king has always stood at the top of all heroes, but you, bastards must have the self-consciousness of bastards."

Rider followed suit: "Archer, I roughly guessed your identity now. Your wine is indeed a treasure, but unfortunately the Holy Grail is not a wine glass. You must tell me what kind of wish you have entrusted to the Holy Grail."

"Hey, mere bastards dare to question this king. The question and answer have already deviated from the premise of snatching the Holy Grail. In the final analysis, the Holy Grail is originally my king's thing. The origin of all treasures in this world can be traced back to this king's treasury."

"Sure enough, Archer, if you say the Holy Grail is yours, then do you know what the Holy Grail is?"

Archer said indifferently: "I don't know, don't judge me by the standard of a bastard. The treasure I possess has already exceeded my knowledge. You actually want to steal it. There is a limit to your shamelessness, bastard." "

Saber sneered: "Golden servant, is it possible that your rank is not Archer, but Berserker, so you are out of your mind?"

"you!"

Archer's face suddenly froze, and he looked at Saber in disbelief, there must be a limit to being rude, if it wasn't a banquet, he would have long since been unable to resist throwing the treasure at Saber, tearing her to pieces.

Rider glanced at Archer's stiff expression, and laughed before he got angry: "Archer, do you mean that all you need to get the Holy Grail is your permission?"

Archer snorted with a dark face: "Exactly, but I have no reason to reward such treasures to you bastards!"

Rider said angrily: "Since you have so many treasure houses, why not give up one treasure to others, could it be... your cheapskate?"

Saber drank to hide her smile, it seemed that Rider had figured out Archer's character and found a way to deal with him.

"A joke! This king's favor will only be rewarded to this king's subjects! Rider, if you bow your head to this king, it's not impossible to reward you with a wine glass or two."

Saber said with a smile: "I think this proposal is very good, Rider, didn't you ask me to join you just now, the two of you are very compatible."

"What, such a disgusting statement." Archer looked displeased.

Rider thought about it, and seriously refused: "I can't accept this proposal, but Archer, you're not stingy with the Holy Grail, are you?"

"I must punish the thieves who intend to steal my treasure."

"That is to say, what kind of truth is contained in it?"

"The law, this king is the law."

"The perfect answer, it's the king of heroes." Rider took a sip of wine, a little drunk, full of admiration.

Saber frowned slightly, and did not approve of Archer's statement.

Precisely because they are kings, and precisely because they hold ideals that are far beyond ordinary people, the more rugged and narrow the road, the less likely they are to understand each other.

Although the prince's banquet is very old-fashioned and very secondary, it was also badly written.

But no matter what, I want to write about the Saber of FSN, not how the Saber of FZ will react, and what language will be used to refute the king's way of conquering the king.

After all, the original work is a competition to bully Saber.

It made Saber seem to have completely lost the glory and faith that a knight king should have.

Although I am not a king chef, I still want to say that I am the best!

Chapter 55 If you want to draw the king's sword, you must bear the fruit

In the rose garden, the atmosphere is weird, the three kings gather, and the master listens.

Rider sat on the ground and drank his own wine, and praised lightly: "Speak out the law, implement your own beliefs, rule above all people, and be called the king of kings."

After a pause, Rider stabbed at Archer with eyes like a sharp sword, and said in a decisive tone: "But, Acher, I want the Holy Grail no matter what, and if I want it, I will snatch it. This is the gift of my conqueror Iskandar." practice."

The gold follower didn't seem to care about Rider's offense, he chuckled: "Huh? Now that you know this king's identity, you dare to offend this king and trigger the law. This king will punish you, and there is no room for defense."

"Haha, as expected, swords and swords are still unavoidable."

The atmosphere of the banquet became tense because of these words, and the faces of the two masters, Irisviel and Weber, changed dramatically.

Saber calmly put down the big bowl, a blush appeared on her fair and delicate face, and she was slightly drunk: "Rider, you admit that the Holy Grail belongs to Archer and still want to snatch it away, even to this extent. What is your wish for the Holy Grail?"

Both the master and the servant looked at Rider, wondering what kind of answer would come from the mouth of the conqueror.

Rider was slightly embarrassed and replied in a low voice: "Shou meat."

"Ha!" On the side, Rider's lord, Weber, screamed out, yelling to Rider: "Isn't your wish to conquer the world!?"

Saber and Archer were also surprised by Rider's answer, the so-called incarnation means obtaining a body.

Rider shouted: "Stupid boy, what do you know, incarnation is only the first step, what's the point of letting a cup conquer the world for me, the Holy Grail is my start."

"Hahahahaha."

Archer laughed happily: "This king already knows the fact that you are an idiot, but I didn't expect to be so stupid that it made me feel happy. Participating in this Holy Grail War is not all a bad thing. You clowns are quite capable!" To win the king's favor."

Rider stared at his right hand, "Although we can sit here now, at best, it is supported by the magic power of the Holy Grail. I want to be reborn in this world as a life, carry out my kingly way, conquer the world, and conquer the world."

Saber commented softly: "What a stupid idea."

Rider rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment: "I didn't expect you to say that, Saber."

Saber continued: "King Conqueror, since you were summoned, you must have been given common knowledge about this world by the Holy Grail. Even if you regain your body, so what, the subordinates who followed you are gone, the empire you built has long since collapsed, and the world is left All you have is your name, and you have nothing but the idea of ​​conquering the world. Hmph, Iskandar the Conqueror, what does it feel like to stand at the end of the world and see the boundless sea? Can you find a way to cross the boundless sea? ?”

In anyone's eyes, Rider's wish is an unrealistic fantasy.

Rider clenched his fists firmly, and said decisively: "It doesn't matter, no matter how rough the road is, I will persevere, start with the Holy Grail, gradually advance, and regain my former supremacy."

Archer chuckled cheerfully: "This king has decided to kill you with his own hands to end your childish delusions."

"I don't need to talk about it until now, I really want to steal your treasure, you have to be careful, but ah, let's finish drinking these fine wines now." Rider drank from his big bowl again, and drank it in one gulp.

"Of course, I still say that you bastards look down on my wine."

Rider enjoyed the wine and sighed sincerely: "It's really delicious. Even if you lose this Holy Grail War, it won't be meaningless if you can drink such good wine."

Archer glanced at Saber with bright red eyes: "Saber, what kind of obsession do you have with the Holy Grail?"

Saber put down the big bowl in her hand, her holy blue eyes were unprecedentedly serious: "My wish is to save my hometown and change the ending of Britain's collapse."

The atmosphere suddenly changed. This wish did not surprise the people present. Everyone hoped to have regret medicine, but the meaning of this sentence from the mouth of the King of Knights was completely different.