Love must come after exorcising

"Yeah, mom is not at home, and dad won't be back until six o'clock. This time is the easiest time to do it~"

Asano Kaede didn't respond, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu sighed and said: "If Mom and Dad know that you came to my house to do this, I can't think of any other expression other than disappointment... What do you think?"

In the bedroom, Kaede Asano folded his hands and looked expressionlessly at Kasumigaoka Shiwa who was sitting on the soft bed with his right leg folded on top of the left and his little feet swaying slightly.

"Leaving aside the fact that senior came to the conclusion that he would be disappointed, didn't the topic of you and me not be on the same channel from the beginning? To be honest, I really hope that senior will not open such a boring channel that makes it easy for me to misunderstand. joke……"

"Oh, it seems that you understand."

Deliberately pretending not to see Kasumigaoka Shiu's amused and playful smile, Asano Kaede took out his notebook and placed it on the short table.

"I brought my notebook. Didn't senior say we would write a novel together?"

"It's really disappointing, junior. In the bedroom of the beautiful girl senior, is it possible that all you can think of is to write a novel, and you have no idea at all, do you hope that something unexpected will happen?"

"Ah, what you mean, senior, is that you want to sleepwalk and seduce me like the last night I slept in your room?" - Said with an expressionless face, it's a complete joke.

"Based on common sense, very few boys would refuse that kind of thing. It would be better to say that I hope it will happen again." As he said that, Asano Kaede closed his notebook and looked at her with a dull expression, and then looked at The floor where he originally slept, "If senior really wants something unexpected to happen, as long as you can guarantee that you will not be misunderstood by uncles and aunts, and that social death is very likely to occur in the future, I don't mind lying down and sleeping now. "

"..."

After a short silence, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu raised her eyebrows lightly, and a terrifying black mist slowly condensed behind her.And then, a very wicked smile that perfectly interpreted the word "terrible" appeared on her cheek.

"I guarantee that no one will misunderstand, as long as the junior come over and lie down obediently."

"Senior, won't you mind?"

"certainly,……"

The corners of the mouth were raised slightly, and just when this evil senior beautiful girl was about to continue to say some bad words, Asano Kaede had already taken the lead, speaking slowly in a tone as plain as boiled water.

"It turns out that seniors don't mind boys lying on the bed you slept in. Thinking about it, seniors are very mature in character and conduct, and they won't be like a little girl who is poisoned in love. He actually lay on my bed." Sleeping, ah, what should I do, I’m so shy, I feel like I’m going to sleep with him.” Such, such an extremely childish idea. "

"so……"

As he spoke, he came to the bed, Asano Kaede clasped his hands together, lowered his eyebrows and nodded: "Thank you for your hospitality, please leave now, senior, I'm going to lie down and sleep for a while."

"Junior, you really dare to say..."

He stood up calmly and gave up the slightly messy bed where the girl had slept.

"If you sleep in my bed, you have to take responsibility for me. Have you figured out how to use the rest of your life to repay the favor of sleeping?"

It can only be said that she is worthy of Kasumigaoka Shiu. Not only is she not shy, fundamentally speaking, she is also willing to climb up the pole. If she has a good idea, she can say such inexplicably rosy remarks.

Although Asano Kaede generally knew that she would say such misleading words, she didn't expect to use such force all of a sudden... the grace of sleeping, would there be such kind of kindness normally?

"Perhaps this is the home court advantage. I feel like I can't say enough about Senior." He couldn't help sighing, "In this world, the only girl I can think of who can make such bold remarks is Senior."

Raising his eyebrows, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu chuckled meaningfully and said, "If a boy admits defeat too easily, there is no way to satisfy a girl."

"..."

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's eyes widened slowly, never would have thought that he would give this kind of... How should I describe it specifically, probably every sentence sounds reasonable, but when put together, it produces a mixture comparable to soy sauce and cola. strange feeling.

—A terrible analogy!

"Ha, ha... That's right, so the younger generation thinks so..." Sitting down on the bed again, Kasumigaoka Shiyu folded her arms and began to shake her legs faster, "The younger generation with weird thoughts came to the United States. In the bedroom of the senior girl, I thought he was a very serious junior, but inside he was a sullen monster who liked to be teased and teased very much. Finally, one day he awakened in his heart the special habit of dying as long as he doesn’t get bullied and teased by his seniors ..."

"So, in the dead of night, he got down on his knees and begged his senior to step on him with his feet and ravage him fiercely to satisfy his fantasy... It is best to step on it to a level that is so comfortable that it makes people want to go!"

"..."

It was like the violin sound played by the long, straight black princess in a creepy old castle in the forest at night. The rhythm and melody were very gloomy.

"In the end, the originally upright junior gentleman was completely reduced to a person who gestured "yeah" with his hands with a happy face under the guidance of his seniors... Wuwu, junior gentleman?!"

Things were stuffed into her mouth, causing Xiazhiqiu Shiyu to suddenly be unable to speak clearly.She looked in astonishment, and saw Kaede Asano calmly pulling out a chocolate bar from the box and stretching it out to her mouth.

"Crack clap clap..."

The crisp sound of the chocolate bar being bitten off continued to resound in the room.

It was a completely subconscious action. The moment the chocolate bar was handed over, Kasumigaoka Shiyu was like a little hamster eating melon seeds, eating it up in a few strokes.

Originally, he just wanted to use snacks to calm down the senior, but now... Asano Kaede's mood suddenly became subtle. What is this feeling of joy that seems to be obtained from feeding small animals?

I can't understand, I just want to...

Asano Kaede took out the chocolate bar again and handed it to her mouth.And Kasumigaoka Shiyu licked her lips with unfinished thoughts. After seeing his actions, she snorted imperceptibly, and then quickly ate the chocolate bar again like a little hamster eating melon seeds.

Then, the two repeated the above-mentioned actions a dozen times in succession.

"Young Master, I still want to..."

"It's gone."

"Tsk, it's so useless?" Xiazhiqiu Shiyu folded her legs, her little feet swayed slightly, closed her left eye and looked at Asano Feng with disgust, "The inventory on my body was eaten up in a short while, how can you still eat it like this?" How can I satisfy my newly raised desire?"

"Don't confuse chocolate bars with weird desires. Besides, this is your inventory, senior. I won't bring chocolate bars here."

Asano Kaede finished speaking expressionlessly, pointing to the laptop on the table and the chocolate box that was eaten up and wiped away and was about to be thrown away.

"After the snacks are over, it's time to write. Please don't let down the readers' expectations, seniors."

"You actually treated the senior sister who made you happy just a second ago so cruelly, junior, have you really lost your conscience?"

Asano Kaede sighed.

"Senior, have you had enough fun? If I really lose my conscience, you shouldn't be staying in the bedroom, but locked in a small dark room."

"Eh, whipping?" blurted out.

"..."

Asano Kaede didn't speak, but stared at the girl coldly.

Seeing this, Kasumigaoka Shiwa, who seemed to have accidentally exposed some strange hobbies and thoughts, glanced at her guiltyly, and her fair cheeks shyly dyed a touch of pink.

"...Well, let's write a novel."

"It should be so, senior."

Finally, calm returned.

After a while, Kasumigaoka Shiwa, who stopped typing on the keyboard, turned her head and remembered an email sent to her by Ms. Machida with the subject "Please, please, only Xiaoshi can really save me".

"Ms. Machida wants me to advise you to find a time to hold a book signing. Although the sales of your novels are good, if you don't hold a book signing and readers know too little about you, they will still have a negative impression of your future works. No small impact."

"This is what she meant, and my idea is not much different. If the autograph session can be held, it will be of great benefit to you."

Volume 217: Chapter 2 Chapter [-] The Worried Mrs. Kasumigaoka

"The signing event..." Asano Kaede stopped what he was doing, and frowned slightly: "Senior is right, the advantages of holding the signing event outweigh the disadvantages, and if it is run well, it will also help the promotion of our club games , get more traffic."

"So, what do you think?"

"It still needs to be considered."

Probably because the girl's eyes seemed to be saying that there is no need to think about it, Asano Kaede considered the words, and said slowly: "The new volume is still being created, and it is not the time for the autograph sale for the time being. The key is that I In essence, the novels created are not suitable for signing in front of the public, right?"

When Xiazhiqiu Shiyu heard the last word, he couldn't help but sighed with his forehead, closed his left eye, and said slowly: "The younger generation is feeling ashamed? This is not the R18 novel in the fan show, are you worried about being found out?" Think you're a bad Mr. Pervert?"

Although the title of the book is terrible, it is easy to remind people of the plots that can only be unfolded in certain dramas-for example, "Only Be Your Exclusive Perverted Girlfriend", "XX Students After Class", etc., but the key The problem is...

What she, a junior, wrote is just a very ordinary campus fake harem stock speculative article. The title of the book is simply a little abnormal, and the plots in it are occasionally extreme and make people think a little bit more.

Although to a certain extent, it is just playing around and giving out benefits, but at least the development of the emotional line is the core content, rather than the female character's various shameful words and deeds throughout the story.

"..."

Asano Kaede slightly twitched the corners of his mouth.

Although the remarks of the seniors sound quite reasonable, if you think about it carefully, how can the level of shame between ordinary light novel writers and R18 novel writers be generalized?

It is impossible to understand where her shame point has grown.

"What a terrible Mr. Pervert. It's not to such an extent. I just don't want to deal with all kinds of misunderstandings that readers may have about the subject matter of the book."

"What do you mean?"

"Senior, try to imagine that readers rushed to you, patted the table, and said to you in an excited tone, "Is it because the author wrote about beautiful girls so perverted because the girls you like are the kind of black girls who like to be trained by the master?" Silk high-heeled shoes...", probably this style, it is difficult for me to describe it. "

"It's really bad~"

"Sure enough, seniors can still understand."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu rolled up her hair by her ears, and sighed regretfully: "I can imagine such a scene, the younger generation has been completely assimilated by my own light novels, this is really bad."

"However, senior does not object to the fact that this phenomenon is very likely to happen." Asano Kaede turned his face away, his calm eyes reflected the wicked and playful smile on the girl's face, "Besides, even seniors like Wen Qing There can be a perverted reader in every romance novel, so it doesn’t mean that the readers of my novels won’t have a villainous guy.”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu narrowed his eyes slightly and looked over with a dangerous look: "Stop talking nonsense, tell me the real reason why you don't hold a signing event."

This time, Asano Kaede, who knew it was not good to continue playing, said seriously: "It's very simple, just lazy."

"Ok?"

"I've seen the signings of my predecessors, and I don't want to repeat your mistake of getting tired and broken, so I refuse to hold a signing, just read a book quietly, and it's not a traffic idol live streaming."

"As far as the physical strength of a high school student is concerned, the younger generation is actually worried that his hands will be broken. I am really worried about how you will satisfy those hungry female readers in the future."

Asano Kaede had a strange expression: "Let's not talk about the relationship between tired hands and hungry female readers...Let's just say, seniors think there will be female readers in my novels?"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was stunned.

Well, if you think about it carefully, how many female readers will there be in this kind of pseudo harem light novel with the theme of "perverted beautiful girls", unless they are girls who like perverted beautiful girls?

What if they don’t take on the role of a male protagonist, but a female character... Hiss!It seems that it is not impossible?

△

I don't know what kind of terrible thought storm Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu experienced in his heart. All in all, Kaede Asano's book writing journey is proceeding smoothly.

The sound of fingers tapping on the keyboard was like light music in the afternoon leisure time. Even though he didn't speak, neither he nor Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt at ease at this moment, and forgot the time in a trance.

On the other side, as the twilight deepened, Mrs. Kasumigaoka estimated the time, bought the ingredients, and returned home after thinking that it was almost the same.

At this moment, she was observing.

The shoes on the entrance are neat, the biscuits on the table in the living room have been eaten, and there is no special smell wafting from the sofa, kitchen, and bathroom... So the two of them stayed upstairs all afternoon?

(Asano Kaede: No wonder the seniors occasionally have extremely bad remarks... In terms of general rationality, this is the effect of subtle effects.)

Just in Shiyu's room? !

Today's young people are...

With her cheeks turning red, Mrs. Kasumigaoka held the collar of her dress tightly with her right hand, carefully walked to the second floor, and put her ear against her daughter's bedroom door.

"Here... Shall we try it?" This was the voice of his daughter Shiyu.

"If you do this kind of thing in a girl's room, if your parents accidentally see it, you will definitely die! Please don't make a wrong choice, senior, we can't make a second mistake between you and me." This is the future son-in-law Maple's voice.

(Asano Kaede: When did I become the wife's favorite son-in-law candidate?)

Can't make a second mistake, so he and Shiwa have already made mistakes?

Mistakes that high school students will make, mistakes that cannot be known by their parents, mistakes that will absolutely kill the society, and mistakes in the relationship between men and women? !

After all, what happened here...

The heat on her cheeks became stronger and stronger, and Mrs. Kasumigaoka pursed her lips tightly.Although she didn't object to something happening between the two children within the scope of their health, and felt that they looked like a husband and wife, she never thought that the always proud daughter would be the one who proposed to make a mistake? !

Oh damn, this chaotic world.

Therefore, in order to understand what kind of mistake he and she were trying to make, Mrs. Kasumigaoka cheered herself up and eavesdropped more seriously.

"Senior, you can't do this."

"It's all come to this point, junior, do you still want to back down?"

"It's not a question of shrinking back or not, but that you really can't make the same mistakes again and again. Take a step forward, and what awaits you and me is the final judgment."

"Shut up! Listen to me, junior, the only thing you have to do now is face up!"

"Senior, please don't take such embarrassing things for granted. What on earth have you been thinking about from the beginning."

"Dare to talk to the senior like this, the younger generation is really getting more and more courageous. It seems that it is unreasonable not to give a lesson that will be unforgettable for a lifetime."

"What do you want to do?"

"Hehehehehehe...Junior, I will make you obey my words."

"Pretty bad remarks, I think it's necessary to consider doing it all over again."