His lifespan is over, so he kisses Bai Wuchang at the beginning

If it wasn't for Yue Bing's fear of Li Huilan Kefu, he wished he could give this charming female cat to justice now!

Now her face is blushing and her neck is thick. When she goes back, she will definitely have to wash her underwear again.

Yue Bing looked up at the luxurious crystal chandelier, he was going to make a simple mechanism above the living room.

Ghosts belong to Yin, and are afraid of strong Yang and dirty things.

The most common ones are menstrual blood, black dog blood, and glutinous rice.

He looked at Li Huilan, probably not in the past few days, otherwise he wouldn't be so ruthless.

Black dog blood is not easy to buy at this point.

The simplest one is glutinous rice.

Not only can glutinous rice be used to deal with zombies, but it is also effective in dealing with ghosts.

Luckily, although Li Huilan looks spoiled and spoiled like a rich wife, she usually cooks by herself.

I happened to have some glutinous rice at home.

Yue Bing scooped up three bowls of glutinous rice, wrapped it in a towel that Li Huilan didn't use, and hung it under the crystal lamp in the living room.

Just below is the coffee table.

The towel was tied with two cords and a slipknot.

A dead knot is used to secure it.

Yue Bing took the slipknot rope, turned off the light, and hid in the room with Li Huilan, leaning on the crack of the door and watching outside.

Li Huilan used the excuse of fear to lie on his back and wantonly profiteer.

Yue Bing squatted there, and Li Huilan stood bent over and hid behind him, putting her eyes on the crack of the door.

As soon as the two went up and down, Li Huilan's two big bowls were clasped on his back, which made Yue Bing lose his mind at all.

"Come on, you squat and I stand."

Yue Bing couldn't bear it anymore, he stood up and dragged Li Huilan to push her down.

The room was quiet except for the slight breathing of the two of them.

I have been watching for more than an hour, but I haven't seen that thing come over.

Li Huilan raised her head and asked softly: "Will you know it's a trap and won't be fooled?"

Yue Bing shook his head: "We can only wait and see."

He doesn't know if this method will work, and now he can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

"If you can't get rid of him, you won't be safe at home every day."

"No matter how you say it, it's an unclean thing. If he stole your headband today, who knows when he won't be so violent."

"You also have to be prepared, if I can't handle it, you can only hire professionals... Sister, what are you doing?"

Yue Bing was still talking when his expression suddenly changed and he took a deep breath.

"Take it down!"

Li Huilan squatted there, about to reach his waist.

When she raised her head just now, she felt something hit the back of her head.

Li Huilan put her hand up in a strange way.

Yue Bing felt something was wrong, looked down, she was about to untie her belt.

Li Huilan raised her head and looked at him, winking at him: "You are busy with your business."

"Don't, I'll go! I'll wipe! I'll fuck!"

Yue Bing was holding the rope outside with one hand, while controlling the size of the crack in the door with the other.

It is equivalent to saying that there is something in both hands.

After finally freeing up a hand, she didn't have time to pull Li Huilan away.

It feels cool for a while, and then it's hot again!

Li Huilan opened her mouth and lowered her head...

PS: Ask for flowers, ask for monthly tickets, ask for rewards, ask for evaluation tickets! .

Chapter 15 Landlady, You Are So Flexible (Please ask for flowers and evaluation tickets)

Everyone in Yue Bing is numb!

What are you doing, what are you doing, landlady!

Such a tense and exciting environment, how did you come up with this one?

"Sigh~"

Although I really want to stop it, my body is so honest!

The landlady is... so flexible!

"Miss Xiaolan, here we come, here we come!"

Yue Bing looked at the living room and suddenly his eyes widened.

The chirp chirping sound stopped, and Li Huilan raised her head and blinked her eyes.

"So fast?"

Yue Bing quickly covered her mouth with his hand: "Shh, outside!"

Only then did Li Huilan understand what he meant.

He stopped messing around, turned around slightly, and put his eyes to the crack of the door.

The corner of Yue Bing's mouth twitched, at least you help me pull up my pants!

Putting on his pants, he looked outside at the living room. The green eyes that were shining outside the window just now had entered the house.

It was exactly as Li Huilan said.

The thing was wrapped in a black robe and had a hood on its head, crawling on the ground like a mouse.

He raised his head and sniffed in the living room, then grinned and showed two rows of pointed teeth.

Walk straight towards the coffee table.

Yue Bing was waiting for this moment!

As soon as the thing arrived near the coffee table, he pulled the rope in his hand.

The cloth pocket hanging under the crystal lamp suddenly opened.

The glutinous rice fell like snow.

It landed on the black shadow accurately, making a crackling sound. ruo

Small sparks light up where the glutinous rice touches, which is more lively than setting off firecrackers during the New Year. the water

"Still want to run?"

The black figure was scalded by the glutinous rice's yang energy and jumped up and down, making strange squeaking sounds from its mouth.hair

He jumped up and down and moved towards the window.eight

Yue Bing opened the door and rushed out with a stride.five

Kicked it to the ground.zero

This thing was hurt by the glutinous rice and became extremely weak.two

After being kicked over by Yue Bing, he stepped on his body and struggled desperately.Nine

"Sister Xiaolan, turn on the light!" Six

Yue Bing shouted to Li Huilan, who was frightened and at a loss.five

He wanted to see what kind of thing this hair-stealer was.zero

He almost lost control and was swallowed by Li Huilan just now!one

"oh oh."

Li Huilan responded and turned on all the lights in the room.

Yue Bing took a closer look and almost jumped up in fright.

I saw that thing with a green face and fangs, a sharp-mouthed monkey, and its eyes protruding like two light bulbs.

You say he looks like a human being, but no one has such virtues.

You say he is a monkey, he has no hair on his face.

"Ah, this...what is this?"

Li Huilan ran over barefoot and was so frightened that she hid behind Yue Bing.

Yue Bing stepped on him and asked, "I'm asking you, what are you?"

This thing should be a ghost, but now it was hurt by Nuomi, and it hasn't recovered yet.

"I... I, hey, I am, it's your father!"

The hood it was wearing had fallen off in the struggle, revealing a Mediterranean hairstyle with only a few hairs floating from it.

Yue Bing raised his leg and hid with one kick.

"My father? If you don't fight today, you call him grandpa, you are dishonest, aren't you?"

The thing was stomped and screamed, Yue Bing stomped four or five times, and then stepped on him again: "Say it or not? If you don't say it, I will fry you in the oil pan!"

"Miss Xiaolan, go burn the oil!"

Li Huilan obeyed him now, Yue Bing just wanted to scare this thing.

But unexpectedly, she turned around and ran to the kitchen to burn a pot of hot oil.

“Will the oil help?”

After returning, Li Huilan hung on Yue Bing's arm again, and said dawdly.

The corner of Yue Bing's mouth twitched, why did he get angry again.

You don't even look at what time it is.

"It's useful, the oil can fry even the bad guys, let alone him."

In fact, he didn't know if it was useful or not. He just read it from "Yimei Taoist".

Master Lin has done the thing of heating fried ghosts.

As he said this, the thing suddenly became frightened.

Grinning and begging for mercy: "I said, I said, don't fry me, I don't taste good."

"I'm old and my teeth are broken!"

The corner of Yue Bing's eyes twitched, even if you don't break your teeth, I won't be able to open my mouth.

"Then tell me what you are first, why did you steal her headband?"

"You...you put me up, I hurt, I hurt!"

The glutinous rice scalded the thing's body with blisters, grinning and whimpering in pain.

"Sister Xiaolan, see if the oil is ready?"

Yue Bing smiled coldly, thinking of playing tricks on me?

"I say I say."

That thing quickly changed his tune.

It turned out that this thing was indeed not a living person, but a real ghost.

Because of his weird appearance, he was always ridiculed and ridiculed, and he was a monster in the eyes of others.