The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

"2B, you are so tireless. It makes me feel a little embarrassed."

After eating, drinking and having fun all day long, Mu Bai returned home and found that 2B was still coding for himself. And for some reason, its body was getting brighter and brighter, and its runes were becoming more and more obvious. It could even be seen through the window. to the light.

It feels like an electronic product that is fully charged or even about to explode.

"Take a break."

After hearing Mu Bai's order, the magic pen spun around in the air, and then flew into Mu Bai's pocket, jumping around.

It seemed to have endless strength and did not feel any hardship.

"More than 1 words were updated in just one day, and the quality is not bad... This is so cool."

Ten thousand updates per day, even if Mu Bai uses a keyboard and mouse, he may not be able to do it. If this continues, the first volume of the new book will be completed in a few days. If he works hard, the time can be shortened a lot. .

"2B, can you split a pen exactly like yourself? I want to work hard with you tomorrow."

- humming

After hearing Mu Bai's order, 2B immediately flew into the air, and then burst out the energy in his body. After a burst of bright light, another pen exactly like 2B appeared.

It's just that this copy has no runes. If the two are put together, you can clearly identify who is the original.

"Speaking of it, it's clearly in the shape of a pen, but it's called a pencil. It feels a bit like wearing Pinru's clothes."

Good guy, when I think about it, even holding a pen and typing becomes exciting.

·

After that, 2B updated 6 a day, and Mubai updated [-] a day. In addition to the previously written parts, within a few days, the first volume of the new book "My Youthful Love Story Really Has Problems" was completed.

"It's time to contact the bookstore."

In Liyue, if you want to publish a book, the author usually submits the manuscript to a publishing house, which then prints and mass-produces it and delivers it to major bookstores for sale.

The only publishing house in Liyue Port is Wenxiang Pavilion, but Mu Bai doesn't trust them now. After all, his "How to Raise a Passerby Heroine" has not been sold yet.

There is still a lot of the 50 molas given by Ningguang. Mubai can print the book himself and then find a bookstore to cooperate as Party A.

"Hey, the bookstore is not small."

After arriving at Guhua Bookstore, the largest bookstore in Liyue Port, Mu Bai couldn't help but sigh at the store that was the size of a basketball court.

"Please! Shop owner! This is Liyue's exclusive astronomy reference book. It is unique in the market and will definitely sell well!"

As soon as he entered the bookstore, Mu Bai heard the girl's urgent shouting. Looking towards the source of the sound, he found a seductively dressed girl begging the owner of the store.

"How come it doesn't matter if people in this world wear such astringent clothes?"

Before he could look at the girl's face, Mu Bai was fascinated by the girl's black stockings.

It is similar to Gan Yu's clothing, but the outer part is not a short robe, but a bikini-style soft cloth armor.

"No, no, there is no similar book in Liyue because no one is interested in astrology. You can't sell it."

Judging from the impatient tone of the pot-bellied boss, it was obvious that this was not the first time he had rejected a girl.

"How will you know if you don't try it? No matter which country you are from, you will be impressed by the charm of the stars in the sky."

The girl's voice became more and more anxious, her beautiful black stocking feet wearing high heels were kicking back and forth excitedly, and the big wizard hat on her head was also shaking from side to side.

"She is indeed a beautiful girl!"

Mu Bai leaned over and took a look, and found that the girl's face was fair and delicate, her waist-length black hair was combed into loose twin tails, her sapphire-like eyes were bright, and her eyebrows were slightly thicker than those of ordinary girls. , the plump butt wrapped in black stockings is simply...

Wait, aren't you describing the girl's head?Why did you end up in a strange place?

"Stop being so tough here. If you don't accept it, you won't accept it. If you don't leave, I'll call security."

"Woooo..."

After being driven away by the boss, the girl bit her cherry lips tightly, seeming to be holding back tears, and the tip of her small nose began to turn red.

"Humph!"

But she still didn't cry after all. She held her printed copy in her arms and rushed out of the door with a frown.

"Boss, look at my book."

"Huh? Are you here to promote too?"

Because of the girl just now, the bookstore owner now has a bad attitude towards this kind of author who brings books to discuss cooperation.

"I am a debut author from the last "This Novel Is Really Amazing" Awards. The quality of my works is guaranteed."

"Grand Prize debut? Then why don't you submit your article to Wenxiang Pavilion?"

"Hey, why do you care so much? If there is one less middleman to make the difference, your income and mine will be higher, right?"

"..."

The boss took Mu Bai's book and flipped through it, then like a kite with its string cut off, he was in a state of coma with his eyes rolled.

It's like drinking too much and "fragmenting" it.

"boss?"

"..."

"I said! Boss!"

"what?!"

Mu Bai shouted beside him for a long time, and then kicked the boss's ankle. Only then did the potbellied man wake up.

"What just happened? How did I fall asleep?"

As an ordinary person, the bookstore owner would not know that his consciousness had completely dissipated just now. He thought he was asleep.

"You're still asking me? You fell asleep while reading. Do you have Alzheimer's disease?"

"Nonsense! Your book must be too boring! People who read it want to doze off!"

"You dare to say that the book I wrote is boring?"

You, a Liyue native, face books all day long that you know the end from the beginning, and you still say that my books are boring?

Is the little angel Caijia not cute anymore?Or is it that my great teacher’s personality is not charming enough?

Chun Wu Chu is furious!

"Do you know what's going on? Do you want to get more commission? Are you deliberately belittling me?"

"Whoever is following you here or there should quickly take your books and leave! Stop lowering the reputation of my bookstore here."

"You will regret this……"

Mu Bai didn't bother to talk nonsense with such an ignorant low B, so he gestured with his middle finger and walked away.

But as the saying goes, the more you think about it, the angrier it becomes. The more you take a step back, the more you lose. Mu Bai, who was walking in the alley, just felt angry.

"A guy with Alzheimer's disease, who sleeps standing up in broad daylight, and who is not clear-headed, is he qualified to comment on my book?"

Mu Bai, who was holding a gourd of glutinous rice wine and drinking it, was so angry that he threw the gourd with half the drink left.

- Boom!

"oops!"

Along with the sound of the gourd splitting, there was also a man's scream. This scream shocked Mu Bai into a cold sweat:

"It's over! Did you hit someone?"

18. Luo Xiang teaches you criminal law

"Ugh... I'm so hungry... I don't even have enough money to eat corn on the cob..."

Pushing forward in time, while Mu Bai was arguing with the boss, Mona, the astrologer who had just been kicked out of the bookstore, was worrying about her next meal.

She obviously has top-level knowledge of astronomy and incredibly accurate divination, but because of her own principles, Mona refused to use divination to earn money, and lived in poverty while paying for expensive astrological equipment. Life.

Mona, who is quite proud of what she has learned, also has a job, which is to contribute to the horoscope section of the newspaper. However, because she spends too much on academic research, she still cannot make ends meet.

Therefore, Mona, who was about to have nothing but nothing, made up her mind and endured hunger for a month to write an academic book on astrology. She also used all her savings to print it, hoping to find a bookstore to cooperate in selling it. Get out of poverty.

"This is already the largest bookstore in Liyue. I thought the boss would be more knowledgeable."

Mona, who was so hungry that her feet were wet, did not forget to complain about the bookstore owner just now. Before coming here, she had already looked for two other bookstores in Liyue, and they were rejected without exception.

The reason why I couldn't help but want to cry when I was kicked out just now was because my last hope was shattered.

"Why is this so! Such a great starry sky! Why isn't anyone interested?"

The reason why Mona went to cooperate with the bookstore was not because she wanted to get more commission like Mu Bai, but because all the major publishing houses rejected her.

You must know that publishing and printing by publishing houses are costly, so the requirements for manuscripts are very high, and those with no commercial value will be skipped directly.

It is precisely because of this that Mona spends all her money to print it herself. Thinking that the bookstore is only providing a sales window and there is no loss, she will not refuse, right?

It turns out she was still too naive.

"Really, if it doesn't work out, just go and eat the King's Meal. At worst, you'll get beaten up, but it's better than starving to death."

Mona, who was wearing a one-piece black stockings, obviously had outstanding beauty, but the burden of life made her thoughts at this time both ridiculous and sad.

It was either mushrooms or wild vegetables. The diet during this period has made Mona a little confused. She thought: It is a principle not to make money from divination, but as long as it does not violate her last pride, it doesn't matter if she is embarrassed in other ways.

"Miss, you look a little uncomfortable? Do you want me to help you treat it?"

Just as Mona was holding on to the wall and struggling towards the food stall in the alley, several men suddenly surrounded her.

"You are……"

The leading man was dressed neatly and had a jade pendant, but his face was like a potato. The two people next to him were also well-dressed. They both had folding fans in their hands. If they kept silent, they looked like dogs, but when they smiled, No matter how you look at it, it's so obscene.

"We are the young masters of the Xunteng Chamber of Commerce. We usually love wine, food and beautiful women. Today we have already enjoyed the wine and food. All we have to do is..."

"I just need to find a beautiful young lady like you to help with the fun."

A few people did not hide it. The Xunteng Chamber of Commerce had a big business. Recently, because it had monopolized several businesses in Liyue, it surpassed its rival Feiyun Chamber of Commerce and became the largest chamber of commerce in Liyue.

"Hmph... Even the gangsters are rich these days. The world is really in a bleak state."

Mona had a bad temper towards these gangsters, and when she saw their lavish clothes, she became even more angry.

"Don't say that, how can you guys be so miserable? Aren't you going to give money generously to help the hungry and poor young ladies?"

"We are so chivalrous and righteous, don't you, young lady, repay the favor with your own body?"

"Seeking your own way."

Mona was too lazy to waste time with these people. The Eye of God behind her, which was not easily visible, glowed aqua blue, and magic power surged with it.

In this astrologer's view, compared to the "reason" contained in the vast stars, the concept of force is too small, so she is not very interested in fighting.

But she is the owner of the Eye of God after all. As long as she has that thought, she can flush these "Four Young Masters" into the sewer with water magic.

——Gululu

"Wow!"

But just when Mona was about to cast the spell, her stomach let out a very shrill wail.

Long-term malnutrition and unbearable hunger made Mona stagger, and the magic power she had just condensed dissipated, causing the activation of magic to be delayed.

"Hehe, it seems that the young lady is hungry. Don't worry, we can guarantee... ah damn!"

Before the young master of the Chamber of Commerce, who planned to take advantage of the situation, finished speaking, his head was opened by a gourd.

"Ah! Damn it! It hurts so much!"

The gourd itself is not very lethal, but if there is half a bottle of water/wine in it, it will be different. In addition, Mu Bai was angry, so he threw it with great force, hitting the man's head with a bloody head.

"Did you hit someone?"

Mu Bai was startled when he heard the screams.

What should I do? Not only did I not earn a penny from the trip, but I also had to pay for medical expenses?What a loss!

"You! Stop! It's you!"

"Don't try to run!"

Seeing that the eldest brother was shot, the remaining three younger brothers immediately turned their attention to Mu Bai and surrounded him.

"You little bastard, you dare to attack us? What? You want to be a hero and save the beauty?"