The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

Hutao, who had been joking around all this time, finally showed a panicked expression. She pointed at the woman in front of her and said tremblingly:

"You are Zhongli! You are definitely Zhongli!"

Yes, the person Hu Tao bumped into just now was Zhongli who came to seek Mu Bai's help because of the spread of infection. But because Hu Tao had never seen Zhongli's female body, she was shocked and unsure at the same time.

"..."

Zhongli also realized that the person who had been playing tricks on his Oppai just now was Hall Master Hu. She closed her eyes in great distress, and after thinking for a moment, she replied:

"No, you've got the wrong person."

"What a mistake! You are Zhongli! You have exactly the same appearance and temperament!"

After saying this, Hutao couldn't help but make a slight correction:

"In other words, the eyelashes, skin, lips and other details are more beautiful than Zhongli, but in other aspects, they are the same person!"

"But, the Zhongli you call is a man, right? There is a huge gap between men and women, isn't it?"

After finding the reason why this common sense is absolutely irreversible, Zhongli also habitually folded his arms in front of his chest, not only showing his majesty, but also highlighting the nephrite on his chest.

"That's right."

"If that's the case, then..."

Before Zhongli finished speaking, Hu Tao interrupted:

"But how do you know Zhongli is a boy?"

"Well!"

Seeing such a big flaw in his theory, Zhongli also frowned, showing an aggrieved and troubled expression.

"Now let me see how else you can explain."

"Actually, I am Zhongli's sister."

"what?!"

It wasn't just Hu Tao who was shocked, Mu Bai next to him was also confused.

"Wait a minute, is Miss Zhongli not actually Zhongli, but Zhongli's sister?"

"Mu Bai! What did you call her! Miss Zhongli?"

Hu Tao immediately noticed the keyword, and then asked Zhongli:

"What's going on? Why does Mu Bai call your sister Zhongli?"

"This... this..."

Zhongli hasn't been this embarrassed for a long time. The last time she was so uncomfortable was when she forgot to bring money when eating. As a result, she was caught by the boss washing dishes and was finally rescued by Shengshengtang.

"My name is also Zhongli."

"Siblings have the same name?"

"My name is Zhong Li, and my brother's name is Zhong Li. They sound the same but have different words."

As he spoke, Zhongli wrote his made-up name on the paper.

"..."

Although this reason was far-fetched and made both Mu Bai and Hu Tao look speechless, it did make sense logically. As long as the other party insisted on it, there was nothing they could do to find fault.

"That is to say, Miss Zhongli also has a younger brother who knows Hu Tao."

"I'm just curious. It turns out that Zhongli has a sister who knows Mu Bai."

Fortunately, there were relatively few people involved, otherwise it would have been a circuit diagram.

"Let's get back to business, Mu Bai, I came to you today to discuss something important."

"what's up?"

"The matter is of great importance and may be somewhat dangerous. If possible, I hope that everyone else will avoid it, whether it is Hall Master Hu or the other two."

It is pollution from the abyss after all.

"Sorry, please leave first."

"No, at least let me know what it is first."

Hutao and Fischer had no objections, but Mona was worried.

This was the first time she knew that Mu Bai knew such a beautiful girl with black stockings and long legs outside.

It is precisely because Mona has worked with Mu Bai and knows Mu Bai's XP that Mona knows best how lethal this woman named Zhong Li is to Mu Bai.

"I want to discuss the publication of the publication with Mu Bai. It is a commercial secret."

Zhongli did not tell him about the infection after all.

"That's right, let's avoid it first."

At this point, Mona no longer had any doubts. She and Hu Tao left the house together, while Fischer looked confused and stayed dazed for a long time before walking out of the room. As he walked, he muttered something, "It turns out." Master Mu Bai already has a lover." "Master Mu Bai's private life is so chaotic." and other random thoughts.

"Okay, what trade secrets do you want to discuss with me?"

"Mu Bai, I...wu!"

While talking, Zhongli also wanted to get closer to Mubai so that he could see her wounds clearly, but as soon as she took a step with her left foot, her body, which she had been barely maintaining, lost her balance and stumbled forward.

"Hey! Are you alright!"

Mu Bai immediately caught Zhong Li, and his delicate body was completely pressed against his own. Mu Bai could clearly feel every contour of his body, especially the weight coming from his chest.

"What happened? You look in bad shape."

Mu Bai stretched out his hand to pick up Zhongli, but he happened to touch his pert buttocks, so he had to let go of his hand and let Zhongli gasp in his arms.

"I'm infected."

Zhongli replied in a weak voice.

"Infection? If you are sick, you should go to the hospital."

"No, only you, Mu Bai, can remove this infection."

"How can I have this ability."

"This matter is very important..."

Zhongli used all his strength to grasp Mu Bai's wrist tightly and said in a trembling voice:

"Don't refuse."

"This...in that case, let me see where the infected wound is first."

To be honest, Mu Bai still didn't understand what Zhongli meant, but since the other party had already reached this point, as a man, he couldn't refuse, so he should follow his own medical knowledge step by step.

"The infection is on my waist, please help me lift my skirt first."

216. Zhongli: So is this human nature?

"Don't you even have the strength to lift your clothes?"

For this kind of thing, Mu Bai is really a little resistant, not because he is not close to women, on the contrary, it is precisely because of his LSP attributes. Once he does this kind of thing, I am afraid that his hands will not be satisfied with this.

After all, Zhongli's current posture has considerable damage to Mubai. With her upper body leaning on Mubai, her lower body is in a state of being stretched out.

In fact, generally speaking, this posture is quite normal, but as the saying goes, people's XP system is free, and things that others find boring may just hit Mu Bai's point.

Similar to Ningguang's cross-arms raised above his head at that time, Zhongli's current posture, in Mu Bai's view, showed that he had "no ability to resist", and Mu Bai's XP point lies in this.

"The symptoms of the infection come and go. I wasn't so weak just now, but maybe with a little relief, I can recover a little bit."

There was no subjective emotion in Zhongli's speech. She objectively talked about her physical condition without even blushing. She was just panting frequently because of weakness.

Normally, a girl would be somewhat shy when she falls into a man's arms and asks him to take off her clothes, but Zhongli obviously hasn't learned the relevant common sense.

"But the situation is not optimistic now. It is better to solve it in the fastest way."

"Then you have no choice."

Mu Bai didn't want to waste any more time, so he closed his eyes and touched it with his hand.

However, the gentlemanly behavior of closing his eyes had the opposite effect at this moment, because he couldn't touch the buttons of Zhongli's robe for a long time, and Mu Bai's hands moved up and down near his waist and thighs.

"Wait... Mu Bai... you make me have a very strange feeling."

Zhongli's body couldn't stop trembling, but what's interesting is that she was so sensitive, but she didn't know why. At this time, Zhongli thought it was a new symptom of infection.

"I touched it. Is this a wound?"

Mu Bai ignored Zhongli. Anyway, he knew that the more he paid attention to him, the more excited he would be, so it was better to get to the point early.

"It looks pretty serious."

Compared to when Zhongli looked at himself in the mirror before, the wound had spread further to the inside of his body.

However, the material group from the abyss is mainly contaminated energy, not flesh and blood, so the bulk of the infection is actually the source of magic power in Zhongli's soul. This concept is obviously a bit ethereal, at least invisible to the naked eye.

"Please help me get rid of the lesions. Among the people I think of, you are the only one who can do it."

Zhongli's expression was a little dazed, but it was not because of the pain, but because when Mu Bai was checking the wound just now, his fingers kept sliding on her delicate body.

Because Miss Martial God was so powerful, even during the Demon God War, few people could get close to her, so Zhongli's trait of being more sensitive than ordinary people has been preserved without incident.

"Although I don't know why you think I can help you, you really found the right person."

Mu Bai really has a kind of cure that medical clinics cannot do, and only he can do it, and that is antibiotics that are several generations ahead of the world today.

Not long after traveling to Liyue, Mubai, who had no plug-in, realized that if ordinary people want to improve their chances of survival, medical level is the most critical. After all, ordinary people in the city don't know magic, and priests and wet nurses can't take their turn. In this case, medicine becomes a top priority.

Mu Bai inquired about major medical clinics, but there was no such thing as antibiotics. In the face of inflammation, such as lung diseases and traumatic infections, there was often nothing he could do, so the first thing he thought of was homemade penicillin.

"I put the medicine in the underground warehouse. I have to process it again when I go to pick it up. You have to wait for me for a while."

Making home-made penicillin is not difficult. A high school degree is enough, and no equipment is required. Mubai used a small plate as a petri dish, and the juice made from ground rice and taro as the culture medium solution, and then scraped it from the moldy steamed buns. Penicillium, put it in a petri dish and start culturing it.

There are still many steps to follow. I won’t explain them one by one here. I can only say that with a little effort, you can make it. Of course, the finished product cannot be compared with the drugs in modern society, but when you need to save your life, you will not care about these.

"I haven't used it for a long time. I hope I won't let you die."

The reason this matter has never been mentioned is that since Mu Bai came to Liyue, he has never been infected or even sick, so penicillin has no chance to appear.

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"Can we just wait..."

Zhongli, who was left alone in the living room, began to mutter in his heart:

"What was that feeling in my body just now? It didn't seem to be painful, but...pleasant?"

There were obviously many things worth thinking about, but Zhongli unconsciously began to recall what he had just experienced.

"My body keeps shaking. This should be a reaction due to discomfort, but why do my nerves become excited?"

While talking to himself, Zhongli became very surprised when he mentioned a word:

"Excited? Although I know the meaning of this word, have I ever been excited?"

Zhongli searched his thousands of years of memories, and the only fragment he finally found was the time when he was fighting with Zelda, when the other party's tentacles reached into his clothes.

"Is this so-called excitement, like pleasure, the humanity I have been missing? Maybe under certain circumstances, the two can be equated?"

If it becomes pleasurable due to excitement, it can be called pleasure, which does make sense in terms of interpretation.

"Unexpectedly, while Mu Bai was treating me, he also awakened the humanity that I had been missing."

Thinking like this, Zhongli wanted to experience that feeling more and more, but Mu Bai, who went to get the medicine, couldn't come back for a while, so Zhongli had to try it with his own hands.

"Were you in this position just now? From the waist down, to the thighs..."

Zhongli recalled Mu Bai's every move and began to imitate it. Over time, his body did have a similar reaction to that just now, but the degree was far less intense than when Mu Bai did it himself.

- squeak

At this moment, the door to the room was pushed open. Zhongli thought it was Mu Bai who had returned. He was about to ask him for advice on the techniques and theories, but found that the person who walked into the room was actually Zelda.

"I'm back~~ Mu Bai, I'll bring you the stir-fried offal you want... Huh?"

Zelda walked into the living room and met Zhongli's eyes. Seeing her doing something strange, the paper bag Zelda was holding fell to the ground.