The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

"I understand, please let me see what books you have here."

"I recommend you to read this book I wrote, it can help you improve your business level."

Mu Bai deceived Gan Yu while handing over his book.

"This is……"

After getting the book, Gan Yu felt an incredible power coming.

""Art Against the World"?"

After reciting the name silently in her mind, she opened the first page of the text.

In an instant!Gan Yu's soul was forcefully ripped out of her body, and when she regained consciousness, she found herself in a void of different dimensions.

22. Mubai: hard to resist

"Here... where is it?"

Gan Yu woke up from the void feeling groggy and completely unable to understand the concepts of time and space.

"I heard Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun talk about the wild conditions of heaven and earth before. This place is even more nihilistic than the wild world."

After all, there are mountains, gravel, and Gobi in the wilderness. There is really nothing in the space in front of you. It is like being in a universe without stars, only boundless darkness.

"Mr. Mubai, did you do it?"

While feeling curious, Gan Yu also regretted his rashness just now.

Although I had already felt the incredible power of that book, I still opened it without thinking.

Fortunately, the person who handed him the book was Mu Bai. He thought that the other party had no reason to harm him, so Gan Yu calmed down a little.

"However, I didn't expect that Mu Bai would be such a person with unfathomable strength. Just reading the books he wrote will pull out his soul."

Gan Yu can now be sure that he is no longer in this world, because his body is extremely light, as if there is no gravity, but it will not float. Instead, he can move in any direction easily, as if his soul is floating around.

"But, what is his purpose in doing this?"

"You...are...very similar to me..."

"Ugh?"

Just when Gan Yu was at a loss, he suddenly heard intermittent sounds in his ears, as if the signal was unstable.

"You have an air of... loneliness..."

"Me? Lonely?"

Just when Gan Yu was confused, a mutilated figure suddenly appeared in front of him. His face could not be seen, and even his body seemed to have been erased by eraser, leaving only a little remains.

At the same time, the completely empty space began to have scenery, and a building similar to a room appeared. There were tables, chairs, steps, and a black board on the wall.

But just like the figure, these objects are incomplete.

"I'm not alone. I have many colleagues who I meet every day."

"Loneliness does not refer to the surrounding population density, but to the spiritual level of the individual."

Following the explanation of the mutilated figure, something new appeared in the room, a human figure, and many mutilated figures began to walk back and forth in the room.

They were in groups, chatting in a language they couldn't understand, and they were talking and laughing, very happy.

But the figure who spoke just now was still alone in the corner, and the lonely atmosphere was immediately created.

"It's very similar to me..."

Because the figure was incomplete, Gan Yu naturally replaced the figure with his own, and at the same time noticed their resemblance.

An empty office, walking back and forth with colleagues who only have a working relationship with me, working on official documents for more than ten hours a day... I am lonely.

——The daughter of Qilin, the legendary fairy beast, although she is mixed among humans, does she really belong to the human side?

This kind of self-doubt often appears in Gan Yu's heart... If you can't integrate into human beings, isn't that loneliness?

"Ugh! There's nothing we can do about it, because the problem can never be solved. If I have some free time, I can try to socialize."

As soon as she finished speaking, Gan Yu, who was covering her horns, suddenly thought of something, and she asked the figure slightly excitedly:

"Please tell me how to solve the problem quickly!"

Because the different-dimensional space was so strange, Gan Yu almost forgot that he took Mu Bai's book and read it because he wanted to improve his work efficiency.

"Mr. Mubai must have some special skills that he wants to teach me, so he dragged me into this secret space!"

If you think about it this way, Mu Bai's purpose can be explained clearly, and the cause and effect will make sense.

"If the problem cannot be solved, then just eliminate the problem itself so that it no longer exists."

Just as Gan Yu thought, the mutilated figure did not skimp on his experience and began to teach on the spot.

"How to do it specifically? And the name of this book is The Art of Becoming an Enemy to the World. Why become an enemy?"

“Because to unite a group of people, what is needed is not wise leadership but a common enemy.”

"There is such a saying..."

This is indeed a path that the simple-minded Gan Yu never imagined.

"Please teach me! About the work I face, the problems I have to deal with, etc..."

After that, Gan Yu stayed in this different dimension for a long time, throwing out all the problems he encountered at work.

The mutilated figures also answered their questions one by one.

During this process, Gan Yu's eyes shone frequently, just like the protagonist in a martial arts novel who fell off a cliff or stepped into a forbidden area, only to find the most powerful martial arts secret book in the world, thus improving his strength by leaps and bounds.

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"What's going on? Why is Gan Yu also asleep?"

Gan Yu was enriching his knowledge in another dimension, but in the real world, Gan Yu was sleeping soundly on Mu Bai's body.

This embarrassed Mu Bai.

"Other people are stunned for a few seconds when they read my book. Why do you just fall asleep after reading it?"

Mu Bai really couldn't understand. It had been more than ten minutes since Gan Yu fell on him as if he had lost his soul, but no matter how he screamed or shook, Gan Yu had no intention of waking up.

"The quality of your sleep is so enviable!"

At this time, Mu Bai did not know that the reason why ordinary people could quickly return to normal was that after their souls were stripped out by this book, they were not qualified to come to that weird extra-dimensional space.

Only those beings with otherworldly powers can perceive and interact with the book's true power, such as demi-immortals like Gan Yu.

“This business can’t continue!”

There are so many people coming here to do it for free, but not a single one can be sold, and now there is a beautiful girl who is relying on him.

If we don't get Gan Yu out of the way, the business will definitely not be able to continue, but we can't leave her alone. This guy sleeps like a dead person and has no defense at all. What if he meets someone with evil intentions?

"Then again, I can't stand it anymore."

Mu Bai is a relatively decent person in most situations, except when facing women.

He is an LSP!Otherwise, why he is so wary of girls who are suspected of being the protagonist is because Mu Bai actually also covets them.

"Gan Yu's body... is so soft... and this damn black stockings jumpsuit... doesn't perform the functions that clothes should have at all!"

At this time, Mu Bai could clearly feel every contour and detail of Gan Yu's body. The tights were really useless.

"Okay, I really want to touch it."

Gan Yu had been sleeping on his body defenselessly for more than ten minutes. During this time, Mu Bai had been forcing himself to be a gentleman, but now he couldn't stand it anymore.

"It's really inappropriate to rub it with your hands, but it should be fine if I poke it with my fingers, right?"

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Please vote, please, wuwuwu, don’t do it again. I’ll make sure next time o(╥﹏╥)o

23. Huang Xudong: Mu Bai can do everything.

There is probably no such thing as friendship between men and women. Once a man touches a woman, he will no longer be satisfied with touching her.

——Osamu Dazai, "No Longer Human"

Although this sentence sounds really unworthy of the world, it is actually what I said.

——Lin Mubai

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"It feels so good!"

Mu Bai originally just wanted to poke Gan Yu to satisfy his restless heart, and at the same time it was not too rude, but after actually touching Gan Yu's soft and delicate body, the previous impulse became even stronger. .

Slippery, soft, warm...

The feeling of the skin blending into the black silk jumpsuit was like a brain virus in cyberpunk, eating away at Mubai's sanity bit by bit.

I want to rub, I want to kiss, I even want to go one step further.

"Forget it, forget it, a twisted melon is not sweet."

Mu Bai finally endured it and had sex with girls. Sure enough, he still had to wait until the two of them were happy.

Although I have no intention of cultivating a relationship with these dangerous protagonists.

"Mr. Mu Bai..."

"Huh? Are you awake?"

As soon as Mu Bai stopped taking action, Gan Yu woke up. Such a coincidence made him feel a little lucky.

Fortunately, his decent side had the upper hand just now. If he continued, being caught by Gan Yu would lead to social death.

Even if you want to reduce the good impression of these beautiful girls on you as much as possible, you can't do such despicable things!How can we live a healthy life if the capital is dead?

"How long have I been away?"

"More than 20 minutes." Mu Bai answered truthfully.

"Twenty minutes...is the time really out of sync?" Gan Yu said to himself.

Although she couldn't feel the passage of time in that extra-dimensional space, judging from the total amount of knowledge she had learned, at least half a day had passed, but she was not affected much in reality.

"This is simply tailor-made for me by Mu Bai."

When Gan Yu thought of this, he was grateful and moved.

Learning costs money, especially time. Under the heavy workload, it is difficult for Gan Yu to find time to improve himself. But now, this book can not only teach you ideas, but it doesn’t even need to spend time!

"Mr. Mubai, you have been taking care of me during this time."

Only then did Gan Yu realize that the reason why he could wake up comfortably was because he had been lying in Mu Bai's warm embrace.

Such thoughtful behavior made Gan Yu's fair face turn red, and the good feelings pouring out of her heart made Gan Yu shyly turn her eyes to the side.

No, no, Mu Bai's considerate behavior is not limited to this, right?

Gan Yu thought:

He transformed into a character in a book to impart knowledge to himself, he even used the method of distorting time and space to save himself time, and now he is silently guarding him. Which one of them does not take care of all the details?

Which one does not bring warmth to your heart?

“Thank you very much~~”

When Gan Yu said his thanks, he felt that his words were too pale to express his gratitude to Mu Bai. But the more he thought about how to repay Mu Bai, the more his face became uncontrollably hot.

What does this feel like?I have lived for thousands of years and have never experienced such an anxious yet fascinating mood.

After he was born, Gan Yu was taken care of by immortals and lived in the world of immortals. After signing a contract with Emperor Yan, he came to Liyue and integrated into human life, and devoted a hundred years to endless work.

In terms of love between men and women, the thousand-year-old Gan Yu is really in a state of first love. Because the immortals don't teach her this, Gan Yu is still very ignorant and confused.

"Please allow me to repay you well. No matter what kind of request Mr. Mu Bai makes, I will accept it."

Gan Yu still didn't understand where the restlessness in his heart came from. He thought that as long as he returned Mu Bai's favor, he could calm down, so he behaved very positively.