The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

"Ah~"

Just as Zhongli was rushing to Mu Bai's house, he was suddenly hit by something that jumped out.

The two colliding parties fell to the ground at the same time, one let out a cute cry, and the other let out a coquettish moan because of the sensitivity of the body.

"Osser...what are you going to do this time?"

Recalling his previous experience of being tied up by tentacles and losing consciousness, Zhongli got goosebumps.

"Morax? How dare you come here!"

Zelda jumped up and immediately entered combat mode.

"Besides fighting, I have something very important to tell you."

"Huh? Aren't you here to see Mu Bai? Why do you still have something to do with me?"

"It also has a lot to do with you. It's better to say that the two of us are grasshoppers in the same boat now."

"..."

Zelda had never planned to listen to Zhongli's advice, but what happened this morning had to make her think twice. She took back her temper and asked alertly:

"What interests do the two of us have in common?"

"Have you read Mu Bai's new work?"

"No, what is that?"

"The Record of Sealing Demons and Imprisoning Gods, just like the title of this book, has a terrible binding power on gods and demons. Just getting close to it makes you feel like your soul is being pulled out and imprisoned in the book."

"It turns out that feeling is because of Mu Bai's book..."

"It seems that you have already experienced it." Zhongli said, "If I guess correctly, you, the devil, is also a character in the book."

"But why did Mu Bai write this book? It won't harm us, right?"

Zelda had just confessed to Mu Bai before, and even accepted his sweet kiss. Looking back now, she was full of happiness. If Mu Bai really wanted to kill herself, I'm afraid she wouldn't be able to hate her anymore.

"Given Mu Bai's personality, this shouldn't be the case. He might just want to have fun."

"There are so many ways to have fun! We can go to bed to find pleasure! Why imprison us in books."

"and many more……"

Zhongli wanted to express his opinion, but was distracted by Zelda's words.

"Can you elaborate on how to find pleasure in bed?"

"what?!"

Zelda originally just said it casually, but she didn't expect that Zhongli would ask for a discussion and his expression would be so serious.

"What's there to say about this shameful thing?"

"Before, on the sofa bed, I also experienced pleasure because of Mu Bai. That feeling was unforgettable for me, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't replicate that feeling. What you said may be exactly what I want. ."

"Are you serious?"

Zelda really didn't understand how Zhongli managed to keep his expression calm and his heart not beating when talking about such sexy topics.

"Am I joking?"

"It's just because you don't seem to be joking that I think it's outrageous."

"Please elaborate."

"That is...a woman is under the man she likes, and then uses her hands...and her mouth...and..."

Zelda has never experienced this kind of thing, but she heard from Mona that the whole process was so comfortable, and she really couldn't explain why.

"Oh! Don't mention it! Let's quickly go to Mu Bai to talk about the Demon-Sealing God's Record!"

"Alright..."

The two of them arrived at Mu Bai's mansion. After opening the door, they found that Mu Bai was not at home.

"It's strange, he was still here when I came out before."

"Maybe we can find someone else to help."

Zhongli immediately set his sights on Mu Bai's study, where there was a pen of praise, which contained the soul of his best friend.

As Mu Bai's tool for writing a book, he must know some key information after all.

"Let's go."

"You have to hurry up. If Mu Bai finds out that we broke into his bedroom, I will be hung up to dry the octopus again."

The two came to the desk. Zhongli was about to touch the magic pen with his hand, but was restrained by a strong light.

"Oops!"

Zelda next to her couldn't move either. Not only that, the pages on the desk were turning rapidly and uncontrollably.

"What's on the table is Mu Bai's original manuscript! How could I forget this!"

"Original manuscript? It's from the Demon-Sealing God's Record... Wow!"

Before Zhongli could finish speaking, he and Zelda were sucked into the world of the book.

The power of the original manuscript is higher than that of the printed text. It automatically operates when it detects the approach of gods and demons, leaving no chance for the two of them to react.

"here it is……"

After his vision returned, Zhongli found himself sitting on the dirt. The mountain peaks in the distance looked familiar, but there was an air of ruin around him.

232. Singularity-Twilight Liyue

"This is... Liyue?"

Zhongli looked at the mountain peaks in the distance. The mountains slightly closer were just like Tianheng Mountain, and the mountains slightly farther away were towering into the clouds, which was obviously Jueyunjian.

"But why did Liyue become like this?"

The reason why I didn't dare to recognize it at first was because everything I saw was full of dilapidated atmosphere. There were no living things in the grassland, all the flowers and plants were withered, and the Liyue Port behind me was turned into a ruin.

"Didn't we enter the world in Mu Bai's book? Why are we competing with Liyue again?"

Zelda next to her was also confused. She once fantasized about destroying Liyue. The scene then was somewhat similar to now.

"This is...a singularity."

"Ugh?"

A quiet female voice suddenly came from behind Zelda. When she turned around, she saw a beautiful girl with long sleeves.

"who are you?"

"In the end..."

Zhongli's call replaced the girl's self-introduction, and her eyes reflecting the girl's figure were full of nostalgia.

"Long time no see, Zhongli."

After all, his eyebrows were as curved as willows, and he was indeed watching Zhongli and Zhen from afar to meet him, and the feeling was completely different.

"Sealing the Demon and Imprisoning God... I didn't expect that even you would be involved."

"Because this book was co-written by Mu Bai and I. When you came in, my residual spirit was also attracted."

"Don't be like this, you two! There's me too!"

Seeing Zhongli and Guizhi swaying with each other, Zelda stepped in and said:

"Since you also participated in the creation, let's talk about what we are here for? How can we get out?"

"According to Mu Bai's settings, as long as you repair the singularity, you can leave here."

"What exactly is the singularity?"

"A distorted reality, divided into many situations. Judging from the current situation here, it should be said that it is a kind of Liyue's future that Mubai showed us."

"A destroyed future..."

"This kind of thing is fine no matter what."

Zelda said impatiently:

"Hurry up and repair this place, and then go back quickly. I still have lunch."

She was not interested in Liyue at all, she only wanted to be with Mu Bai because she liked him. It didn't matter where she lived.

Liyue is gone, and at most she feels distressed that she can't eat delicious food.

"How do we reverse this singularity?"

"This……"

It was a bit embarrassing after all.

According to the plot of Mu Bai, Zhongli and the others should go through quite an adventure before they can find the secret of the singularity and repair it.

But this is the world in a book, an independent space created by Mu Bai. There are not so many restrictions. The most important thing is... there is a cheating tour guide like himself.

"That's all, it concerns Liyue's safety, so I won't hide it anymore."

Rather than trap Zhongli here, it would be better to send her out as soon as possible. After all, we are still waiting to see Mu Bai and Zhongli's pictures.

"Do you still remember Jingshi Nine Pillars?"

"The spiritual pillars that suppress the resentment of the undead in the Demon God War, remember to activate them?"

"Well, Mubai has redefined the setting of the Nine Pillars. Whether it is the origin, essence, or function, everything has been changed. If it is to be activated, a huge amount of power must be expended."

In the end, he cheated and told Zhongli and the others the answer directly, bypassing a lot of plots and processes.

The group of people came to a small basin surrounded by hills. As soon as they stepped into this area, the sky suddenly became dark, and at the same time a black wind blew up. After taking a few steps back, it returned to the same place as before, as if it had changed as soon as they entered this place. Like a piece of sky.

"As expected, I was reshaped by Mu Bai. If I didn't try my best, I wouldn't even be able to light up the runes on the pillar."

Zhongli poured power into one of the stone pillars on the hill, but with the loss of mana, the runes on the pillar were only half lit.

"It shouldn't be. Although the nature of Jingshi Nine Pillars has changed, if it's you Zhongli, you should be able to defeat it ten times with one force."

"I have handed over my God's heart, and my strength is not as good as before."

"what?!"

Zelda and Gui Yue exclaimed at the same time.

"You handed over the heart of God? Why?"

"Because I want to be liberated from the responsibilities of God. You should understand what I mean after all."

"So it is."

After hearing Zhongli's explanation, I was extremely relieved. This was Zhongli's active pursuit of humanity.

It's a pity that he only has a remnant of his soul left. Otherwise, it would be great if he could live with Zhongli who retired to his countryside.

"No wonder you've been so inactive lately. It turns out you've lost the heart of God."

Zelda said excitedly:

"If I had known better, I should have fixed you more often."

"I'll try to activate the spiritual pillar again, and I won't hold back this time."

Zhongli ignored Zelda's provocation and placed his right hand on the spiritual pillar. At the same time, he held his right arm with his left hand, held his breath and concentrated all the magic power in his body.

- Whoops!

Although most of Zhongli's magic power was absorbed by the spirit pillar, a small part of the energy still leaked out. Just this exposed "little bit" set off an invisible wave on the ground, sweeping away the surrounding fallen leaves and soil. Make the originally muddy land smooth and flat.

"It was activated successfully, and there are still eight spiritual pillars."

"What's the use of this thing?" Zelda asked impatiently.

"According to Mu Bai's resetting, after the Jingshi Nine Pillars are activated, the energy in the spiritual pillars can be transmitted through the earth veins to the places where the creatures gather in Liyue, so as to protect these creatures."

"Shelter? Are you protecting Liyue from some kind of disaster? What kind of disaster is it specifically?"

"I'm not sure about this. Maybe Mubai has predicted that there will be a catastrophe in Liyue in the near future, and it will lead to the decline of the whole territory of Liyue, so he wants you to repair this possibility, that is, Fix the singularity.”

After hearing Gui Zhong's explanation, Zhongli couldn't help but sigh: