The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

After saying this, Beidou finally returned to the charm he had prepared at the beginning.

"Although you may not have thought about me, I have been thinking about you during this time, and I really can't help myself today."

This is true, jealousy is just jealousy, but even without the stimulation from the outside world, Beidou has been missing Mubai.

Countless times when drifting in the endless ocean, Beidou would think of Mu Bai and the moment he was fascinated by him.

"It's quite interesting to say."

Seeing Beidou obsessed with himself, Mu Bai couldn't help but smile and said:

"Do you remember the first time we met? You always looked down on me and didn't even consider me a man. But that day you suddenly came and told me that you fell in love with me at first sight. It really shocked me."

"I made a mistake at the time, so I already missed it once."

Beidou used his strong body to hold Mu Bai in his arms, and said softly while feeling Mu Bai's presence:

"I will not make a second mistake. Now that I have fallen in love with you, I will never let you go again."

"Wait...Beidou?"

Mu Bai was used to holding girls in his arms, but rarely the other way around, so he was a little uncomfortable with it.

But there was also a reason for this because of Beidou. Holding Mu Bai, she buried Mu Bai's face in her chest, and she hugged Mu Bai tightly with the strength that she had once held a sea dragon to death.

"How far behind are we in our relationship? What parts of your body have been taken away by others?"

Although Beidou's voice was charming, his arms had already invaded with force. He first rubbed Mu Bai's chest, and then put his fingers on Mu Bai's lips.

"This? This? Or...this?"

Finally, Beidou stretched his hands to Mu Bai's lower body. Not only his hands, but also his tall and plump body pressed against Mu Bai's body.

"Don't, don't move!"

Feeling the stimulation, Mu Bai quickly pushed Beidou away, hunching his waist and retreating.

"I won't move, so you can do whatever you want to me~"

Beidou leaned against the wall with his arms raised in the air, so charming that Mu Bai couldn't help but want to rush over and hold her down.

But just when Mu Bai was about to lose control of his gun, he suddenly saw some clues.

"Beidou...are you imitating Ning Guang?"

"Ugh?"

235. Failed X Education

Mu Bai's question made Beidou a little confused.

The way she dresses, behaves, underwear and makeup are all Xiang Ningguang's, aren't she just imitating her?

Beidou wanted to blurt out: Yes.

But when the words came to my lips, I felt a little uncomfortable.

"Mu Bai, don't you like it?"

"Of course I like it! It pokes fun at me in every aspect."

Ningguang has studied me thoroughly. Among his many wives, Ningguang is the most thoughtful. Now I even wonder if she has arranged an spy to spy on me.

"Since you like it, I'll keep it like this."

"But aren't you tired of doing this all the time?"

"It's a bit hard, but after a long time, it becomes a habit and it won't be a bother anymore."

Having said this, Beidou's tone became much more determined:

"As long as you like Mu Bai, everything is worth it."

"I'm very happy that you can make changes for me, but..."

"but?"

"Well, forget it."

Mu Bai had already seen through the problem, but he knew that some things couldn't be explained through words alone, so he suggested to Beidou:

"Let's go on a date next time."

"A date, a date?!"

Beidou, who had a complicated mood just now because he was said to be imitating Ningguang, suddenly became excited:

"Are you finally willing to treat me as a lover?"

"Let's try to get along with each other first, maybe you'll get to know each other over time."

"Slowly? This...I don't have much experience in love, but I always feel a little bit ink."

"I haven't confessed my love to you yet, and we've already fast forwarded to a date. Is this still ink?"

"Yeah, I originally planned to fuck you up today."

"???"

Good guy, if I hadn't resisted the temptation and leaned forward just now, I would have been pushed back by Beidou, right?

What kind of predator trap is this?

"Then I'll go back first. When I get back from sea in two days, we'll go on a date."

As he spoke, Beidou stroked the dumplings on his chest with his hands, then slid them down to his slender waist, and finally onto his lower abdomen.

"Next time, don't hide your anger. Just vent it on me. I want to see what your anger looks like. Will it be stronger than the storm?"

For Beidou, standing on the bow of a ship and confronting the storm was the most exciting thing in her life. She wanted to see if it would be more exciting if the storm was replaced by Mubai.

"Just say what you say and don't make those unnecessary movements."

Mu Bai, who was bent over, complained while protecting his pants with his hands.

The dress originally looked very tight on Beidou, but when she pressed it with her hand, the outline became clearer.

Mubai didn't know what kind of storm Beidou encountered at sea. Anyway, Mubai himself had already gathered a storm.

"Ah... I can relax a bit."

After watching Beidou go away, Mu Bai dared to straighten his waist. Anyway, Mona was not at home today, so there was no harm in carrying a small tent like this.

"Go back to work, there are still several sequels to be written."

bang.

"Ok?"

Just as Mu Bai was walking to the bedroom, he suddenly heard various strange muffled sounds coming from inside the house.

"It's so noisy. Who is entering my bedroom again?"

After pushing open the door, he saw the extremely erotic scene of Zelda and Zhongli wrestling together.

"What are you doing?!"

Before Mu Bai had time to cool down, the barrel of the gun became hot again.

Moreover, the scene in front of him was even more exaggerated than Beidou's teasing just now, and it had reached the point where he had no choice but to shoot.

"Mu Bai? This is none of your business. I want to teach this guy a lesson."

"I'm too lazy to care about the conflicts between you, but do you know what you are like now?"

Do you really not regard me as a man? !Normally seeing this scene would make my blood boil, let alone being teased by Beidou just now, you are trying to make me explode!

Especially Zelda!Why are her tentacles missing?In this case, wouldn't it be no different from ordinary girls? !The psychological barrier of being a foreigner has completely disappeared!

"Mubai...help me..."

Zhongli pushed Zelda's head with his hand while pleading softly to Mubai.

Being used to seeing her cold expression, this was the first time Mu Bai saw Zhong Li looking so charming.

"Can I help you move Zelda?"

"Help me relieve the itch that feels like it's burning."

"what?!"

Mu Bai almost thought he heard wrongly.

"The feeling you mentioned, combined with the current situation, can I understand it as something unspeakable?"

"Hey! Don't doubt Mu Bai! This guy is talking about Se Se!"

Zelda said while struggling with Zhongli:

"She asked me before about what kind of entertainment you have in bed. She also said that she has been pursuing pleasure but cannot get it. She said that only you can help her reach the top, and no one else can."

"No, no, no! Don't talk nonsense! How could Zhongli say such terrible things!"

Although the scene in front of him was so bad, Mu Bai still felt that Zhongli would not say it so explicitly.

"Hmph! Then just listen to what she has to say."

"Zhongli?"

"I did say that, but I didn't know what an unspeakable thing it was."

"So what do you mean now? Let me go over and help you relieve your burning itch?"

"Well, please do this. I could bear it some time ago, but now it's really painful."

"..."

Although Mubai calls himself LSP, he has always been a gentleman in his words and deeds. Because of the good education he received, he has always used the mask of a gentleman to suppress his true nature.

But when he learned that all this was Zhongli's active desire, a key called "Logical" opened the door of his instincts. The LSP army imprisoned in the door swarmed forward and trampled the gentleman's mask to pieces. .

"Ugh! Um~~ahhh!!"

The moment Mu Bai showed his true feelings, Zhongli felt a little painful at first, then felt a little joy, and finally felt the refreshing feeling that the pressure accumulated over such a long time was instantly poured out.

"Is that the case?"

Zhongli's legs were held by Mu Bai, and he sighed while rocking back and forth on the bed:

"This is indeed...an unspeakable thing. It's so strange. I have never learned these things from humans."

In fact, it is natural that Zhongli knows nothing about men and women. She has learned all the customs and etiquette of human beings through seeing and hearing. She knows that men and women will get married and arrange marriages, but no one can say what they will do after entering the bridal chamber. , and no one teaches it.

This is the typical Eastern thinking. They keep silent about X-related matters and never receive formal teaching. Zhongli is the victim of this failed X-education.

236. The tower will open, the tower will open, and the tower will open when you touch it.

"Why did it become like this..."

Seeing Zhongli's face flushed, his expression switching back and forth between absentmindedness and sweetness while holding his fingers in his mouth, Zelda also felt that a bunch of ants were crawling back and forth along her nerves.

Ironically, Zelda originally wanted to teach Zhongli a lesson. She explained so much to Mubai just to show Mubai what a terrible person Morax was.

But who would have thought that Mu Bai would suddenly take action and attack Zhongli. Zelda, who was watching all this from the side, was instantly confused.

She was extremely shocked at first, wondering why Mu Bai was so impulsive today, and then she became very angry. Why was her man snatched away by a stinky woman like Morax?

But it didn't take long for Zelda's mood to turn into pure envy.

There was nothing that could be done about it, Zhongli looked so happy, his eyes were as charming as silk, his red tongue was slightly sticking out, and he kept making charming sounds.

"Hasn't this guy realized that he has been doing stupid things all this time? Why is he not ashamed at all?"

Zelda was actually right. According to Zhongli, if she knew that he had done so many stupid things and said so many nonsense, she would be so ashamed that she would build a sarcophagus and shut herself in and face the wall.

But right now, she couldn't care less about this. Zhongli's head was setting off colorful fireworks at first, and then became completely blank as the fireworks finished.

"Mubai..."

Zelda couldn't help it anymore. Instead of stopping him, she wanted to join now. Morax, this idiot, would do anything, but Zelda only had Mubai in her eyes.

"Hmm~~"

She couldn't wait to kiss Mu Bai's lips first. At that moment, Zelda immediately recalled her previous confession to Mu Bai. A large amount of sweetness flowed into her heart and slowly penetrated into her soul. Waiting for her to return again When I opened my eyes, they were already full of love.