The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

35. Language and culture are broad and profound

"Mona, actually I've always been curious, don't you look in the mirror after you put on your makeup?"

After seeing the two of them off, Mu Bai wanted to communicate with Mona.

Because he suddenly remembered that girls have to look in the mirror after putting on makeup. Even if your makeup is terrible, you should be able to check it out when you look in the mirror, so as not to put this biohazard face directly on your face.

"I took the photo, what happened?"

"Didn't you find anything wrong?"

"question?"

Seeing that Mona was still unconscious, Mu Bai took out a small portable mirror and put it in front of Mona's eyes.

"Ah ah!!"

This scream was divided into two stages. The first stage of scream was because Mona was frightened by the situation in the mirror. The second stage of scream was when she discovered that the terrifying face was her own. Then A shameful cry.

"Why is this happening! That's not what I look like when I look in the mirror!"

Mona covered her face, not understanding what was happening.

However, her words confirmed Mu Bai's opinion. Mona was so beautiful, and her aesthetics must be fine. She would not look like that when she looked in the mirror.

"So what happened during this period?"

"Let me think about it... I tried to put on makeup and read the divination using water divination. Because my face was splashed with water, I found a piece of silk cloth to wipe it with."

"I'm afraid the cloth you used is not the one I mixed."

Mu Bai bought some paint two days ago and wanted to try using 2B to paint color illustrations. He kept using silk cloth to test the color, and when it was stained with water and rouge, it smeared on Mona's face and turned it into the current situation.

"It's all your fault, Mu Bai!"

"No, no, no, how can a woman wipe her face immediately after putting on makeup? And it's still wet. This is obviously your problem!"

To be honest, I don't dare to take the blame. Ruining a woman's makeup is a serious crime.

Saurfang was hacked to death just because he scratched Sylvanas's makeup, and the Queen was so angry that she yelled that the tribe was all trash.

"Because, because I rarely did this kind of thing before, I didn't feel self-conscious after putting on makeup, so I just forgot..."

Mona muttered aggrievedly.

"So, why do you do something you're not used to?"

"I want to save face..."

Mona pouted her mouth in displeasure and glanced to the side, her slightly thick black eyebrows showing her master's resentment.

Although this genius astrologer has always been concerned about face, she doesn't care so much about appearance. The reason why she felt unhappy because of yesterday's accident was because she was with Mu Bai, right?

"Really! Why do I have to care about Mu Bai's opinion!"

What happened today is really getting more and more embarrassing the more I think about it. From the motive to the process to the result, everything is so stupid that Mona screams. At this time, she just wants to use the flow of reality and reality to get into the water and never see anyone again.

"Mona is indeed more attractive when she is wearing clothes."

At this time, Mona was curling up, burying her face in her knees. Her curled thighs vividly displayed the texture of black silk, and the inner thighs were also vaguely visible.

But Mu Bai was not attracted by this beauty!Well...or rather, I was just attracted to it for a little while.

But he quickly cheered up!Because Mu Bai realized that this was the perfect opportunity to defeat Mona.

"You should stop wearing makeup from now on. It really doesn't suit you. It will only make you look uglier. It's better to keep your original look."

"Yes, yes."

Because Mona's face had been buried in her knees, Mu Bai couldn't see it, but he guessed that Mona must be very sad at this time.

"Isn't that a bit much?"

Even if he wants to lose a girl's favor, Mu Bai doesn't want to act so classless, otherwise wouldn't everything be fine if he ran around naked on the street?

He wanted to lose his favor gracefully, just like Zhang Mazi wanted to make money while standing.

The remarks just now were almost a personal attack, so Mu Bai was somewhat resistant.

"No! You can't be soft-hearted! A little impatience will ruin your big plans. You have to go too far here."

Thinking like this, Mu Bai didn't go to comfort Mona and walked straight back to the study.

"..."

Mona still buried her face in her knees and had no intention of raising her head.

But it wasn't because she was sad, it was because she wanted to hide her blushing look.

"Idiot... actually said it so openly."

To Mona, Mu Bai's words just now meant: "You look best as you are."

In fact, there is absolutely no problem in understanding it this way. In this comparative sentence pattern:

"Make-up" contrasts with "original appearance", so doesn't "the more you put on makeup, the uglier you become" corresponds to "you are most beautiful without makeup"?

Of course, there is nothing wrong with what Mu Bai expressed. If you want to blame, this sentence makes sense from both the positive and negative aspects.

As for how to understand it, the key depends on what kind of person Mu Bai is in Mona's heart.

He is gentle and kind, has saved himself many times, is meticulous and considerate, and knows how to take care of his own emotions.

Putting these labels on Mu Bai, do you still need to think about what that sentence means?

"Hmph! I don't need your comfort!"

Talking to herself like this, Mona returned to her usual demeanor. But after washing her face, she looked at herself in the mirror without makeup and smiled sweetly.

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"Okay! I lost the favor of three women at once, it's like a miracle!"

On the other side, Mu Bai felt in the study that he was in excellent condition today and would definitely be able to write some shocking masterpiece.

"2B! Let's work harder today, try to write [-] words about him, and win this book within a week!"

Although the magic pen named 2B could not speak, its metal pen tip flashed brightly, seeming to respond to Mu Bai's fighting spirit.

"Saga Idol is a legend! Serialized!"

Unlike Passersby and Spring Things, this book was relatively unpopular before it became famous overnight.

It mainly tells the story of a girl who wanted to become an idol, but was hit and killed by a dump truck in the first minute of the first episode, and then resurrected as a zombie.

After becoming a zombie, the girl was imprisoned in a place similar to the evil spirit castle, which was filled with zombie girls who died in their youth like her.

They are the bosozoku at the end of the century, the idols at the peak of their popularity during the Warring States Period, the legend that became popular in the 80s, the oiran during the shogunate period, and the popular child star who died at the age of 12.

These zombies get together, run into each other, continue to grow, overcome the nightmares of the past, cross the boundary between life and death, and finally achieve success.

With super big ideas and gimmicks plus a royal story of friendship, hard work, and victory, if this wasn’t popular, I, Lin Mubai, would have married all the protagonists!Let dangerous events kill me!

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Happy New Year everyone, and please give me some votes so I can eat something good to commemorate the Kitchen God_(:з」∠)_

36.Young master wants a beating

"Mr. Zhongli, the young master from before has come to see you again."

In the guest room of the Hall of Purity, a young female secretary was reporting visitors to Zhongli.

"I don't care if he comes to me to travel, eat, drink and shop. But it depends on Hall Master Hu's attitude."

The cold and handsome Zhongli was reading a book in his seat. Facing the "friend" of the young master, his heart was not disturbed.

"Speaking of which, why is he, a man from the Solstice Country, always pestering Sir?"

"Hehe~~ Who cares, someone can pay for Zhongli, it's too late for me to be happy."

As soon as the secretary finished speaking, a strange and energetic female voice came from behind her.

But when he looked over the secretary's shoulder, he couldn't see the third person standing behind her. He could only see a black top hat.

"Hello, Hall Master."

Even though the short girl deliberately sneaked around the secretary to play hide-and-seek, the secretary could still tell who was coming even without looking with her eyes, and she showed considerable respect.

As the secretary is called, the girl is the master of the Purity Hall, Hu Tao, who is also Zhongli's boss.

Black shawl long hair, black top hat, black tight shirt, black super short hot pants.

Hu Tao's whole body was covered in black, and against this pitch-black background, her snow-white thighs and bright red eyes looked particularly eye-catching.

Although the curve of her chest is very regrettable, the proportions of her big white legs are very proud. Hu Tao obviously knows her own charm, so she chooses ultra-short hot pants that don't match the long sleeves and cape.

"Zhongli~~If that young master comes to see you during this period, you don't need to report to me. If I need you for anything, I will tell you in advance."

Hutao jumped up to Zhongli's side, playing with Zhongli's short black-brown hair and giving loose orders.

"I understand, then I'll leave first."

Zhongli frowned the whole time when Hu Tao was around. He obviously couldn't handle such a naughty girl, and he seemed to be in a hurry when he left.

"I'll lift it~~"

While Zhongli wasn't paying attention, Hutao lifted up Zhongli's calf-length robe, then laughed and said:

"Mr. Zhongli has a nice butt that women can envy. Why are you hiding it all the time! Hahahaha~~"

"..."

Zhong Li's face turned blue, and there was a trace of confusion in his breathing. This anger was completely inconsistent with his elegant and cold image.

It seems that everything in this world is indeed mutually reinforcing, and even Emperor Yanwang has people he can't cope with.

"Hall Master..."

The female secretary was very troubled by Hu Tao's behavior, but she couldn't say much. After all, she and Zhong Li were both employees hired by this naughty kid.

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"Yo~~Zhongli~~! If there are any other interesting places in Liyue, please take me to visit~~! I'm almost bored to death here."

The "young master" who met Zhongli was the handsome young man with short brown hair and sharp sea-blue eyes. Unlike Zhongli's cold reaction, the young master seemed very happy when he saw Zhongli, and his tone sounded extremely brisk.

It was completely different from his terrifying appearance when he was teaching fools and soldiers.

"I took you to sightseeing spots before, but today it's time to experience the city culture."

"Marketplace? Haha~~ Just don't buy a bunch of jade agate like last time."

Just as Hu Tao said, the young master has always acted as an ATM in the process of getting along with Zhongli. He asked Zhongli to take him to eat, drink and have fun, and he was willing to bear all the expenses.

You must know that Zhongli is a person who has extremely high requirements for the quality of life. He will buy any good thing that catches his eye, and most of these are expensive items. When traveling with the young master, he will also pay the bills. .

No wonder Hutao was happy to let the young master come to Zhongli.

"Today I will teach you how to use chopsticks, otherwise you will not be able to taste Xiangling's craftsmanship. Wanmintang does not provide knives and forks."

"Okay, okay, as long as it's delicious, I don't care."

As the executive officer of the Fools, although the young master is rich, he is not a fool. The reason why he is willing to donate generously is actually to win over Zhongli.

To be precise, in order to expand their influence in Liyue, the Fools are trying to win over everyone who is worth winning over.

The master of the Rebirth Hall and Zhongli are both among the targets, but the former has an unstable temperament, so he can only start with the latter.

"I can see that there is a restlessness in your every move. If you don't have something urgent in mind, you may have become angry recently."

While playing, Zhongli also noticed small fluctuations coming from the young master.

"I really can't hide anything from you, sir. I've really been feeling uncomfortable lately."

"Would you like to try Guiling jelly? It can clear away heat and reduce inflammation."