The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

Qiqi kicked as hard as she could in Hu Tao's arms, even using her God's Eye ability to pour cold air into her whole body, hoping to get Hu Tao frostbite.

However, Hu Tao also possesses the Eye of God, and is also a fire attribute that can restrain the ice attribute. As soon as the cold air on Qiqi's side showed up, Hu Tao suppressed it back with more intense fiery energy.

"Qiqi, I don't have any money. What's the benefit of cremating me?"

Qiqi knew that Hutao was the owner of the Purity Hall, and this Purity Hall was a full-time funeral service provider, offering one-stop services including funerals, cremation, and ashes being buried.

"Hey, I'm a professional mourner. Of course I can't bear it when I see the dead still alive and kicking in the world! It doesn't matter if you don't have money. The Hall of Rebirth can provide free services to Miss Qiqi."

"Qiqi wants to refrigerate the walnuts!"

Qiqi had given up reasoning and started quarreling directly with Hu Tao.

Since Hu Tao wants to cremate himself, in Miss Zombie's little mind, the best way to fight against it is to refrigerate Hu Tao.

After all, coconut milk tastes pretty good after being chilled.

"I said... Xiao Qiqi, don't resist anymore, you are a zombie, and zombies have no future, you know?"

Hu Tao put Qiqi on the ground, but still held Qiqi's head with both hands to prevent him from escaping.

"Qiqi thought the same way before, zombies have no future."

Feeling that Hu Tao was rubbing her face with her hands, Qiqi also tried hard to put her hands between her face and Hu Tao's hands, trying to squeeze her away.

"But Qiqi saw "The Legend of Zombies Changing Their Destinies"! Qiqi can also change her destiny."

"Zombies change their lives?"

Walnut was a little curious.

"It's a best-selling book. It's great. Qiqi has gained strength and confidence."

With that said, Qi Qi cheered up and got out of Hu Tao's arms when she wasn't paying attention.

"So, it is indeed a little different."

The reason why Hu Tao only held Qiqi's head was because she knew that the zombie's body was very stiff, and if she grabbed the head, the body would not be able to run away.

But just now Qi Qi clearly slipped away from his arms. If you want to complete that action, not only must your body be very soft, but at least it must not be too stiff.

"Nutnuts are so hot, so annoying."

After just playing with Hu Tao for a long time, Qi Qi was so hot that she was sweating all over. Because it was evening and in the mountains, the surrounding temperature was relatively low, so the sweat quickly evaporated with the heat and turned into steam, forming on Qi Qi's head. There were wisps of green smoke.

"This is really..."

This kind of reaction is not surprising in normal people, but in a zombie, it is outrageous.

Although somewhat reluctant, Hu Tao had to admit that Qiqi became a bit "like a living person".

"Is it really because of a book?"

Seeing Qiqi escape, Hutao did not rush to chase him, but thought about the reasons for Qiqi's change.

After all, if Qiqi can be fully resurrected in the end, wouldn't it be a sin to cremate her now?

"Since it's a bestseller, let's do some research."

Thinking like this, Hutao dragged the ghost beside him, flew from the mountain to the road, and walked back to Liyue Port.

After asking around for a while, I learned that this best-selling book was not sold in major bookstores and was only sold at the bookstall in the north of the market, so I ran over there without hesitation.

"So many people? It seems to be a bestseller."

Seeing the crowd surrounding the bookstall, Hu Tao couldn't help but sigh.

I saw her jumping up and down, swaying left and right, unable to squeeze in. In a hurry, she decided to use a little cleverness.

“I’m sorry for being objective~~”

Hutao blinked one eye, showing a playful expression, and then pulled out a small flame from his finger, lighting the clothes of the people blocking the way.

Of course, she also controlled the heat. The flames would burn out when they were halfway through, so there would be no danger. However, the sudden occurrence of fire and smoke among the crowd still caused a lot of panic.

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Happy Chinese New Year to all readers~~

I've been staying at a relative's house today for New Year's Eve, and I'm just going back now. I'm sorry that it's even late.

50. The man who attracts butterflies from the underworld

"Ah! It's on fire! Hurry! Put out the fire quickly!"

"There's a pond over there! Jump in!"

- Pfft!

There was a commotion around Mu Bai's bookstall. Some people felt their pants were on fire, while others felt smoke coming from their shirts. In short, everyone began to flee in all directions, and several people jumped directly into the ground not far away. in the pool.

"What the hell is this? Can a fire happen while reading a book?"

Mu Bai looked at everything that happened in front of him in confusion. It should be said that his work was really popular, even on the physical level.

"Oh, the boss is the little brother~~"

Hutao walked in the opposite direction of the fleeing crowd and walked to Mubai's side unobstructed. After seeing the other person's delicate appearance, she couldn't help teasing him.

"You are the one who set fires and caused riots."

Mu Bai is not stupid, everyone is running for their lives, but you are the only one who walks over calmly, who else are you?

"Oh, little brother is still a very smart type, which is really good."

"Isn't it dangerous to set fire to the market? You are just acting randomly and will be arrested by Qianyan Army."

Mu Bai ignored the other party's compliments and instead reprimanded her seriously.

There is no other reason than that the person in front of me is a beautiful girl.

In Mu Bai's heart, Ying'er is the most beautiful among ordinary people. People who are more beautiful than Ying'er must be extraordinary and are most likely to be the protagonist. If they are related to the protagonist, the poor and weak himself will suffer.

"Don't worry, I have a good control over the fire. I will ensure that the flames are controlled within a safe range."

"Control flames? Can such a dangerous thing be controlled?"

As we all know, once the fire is burning, there will be no reason for you.

"I'm not Xiang Ling from Wan Min Tang. I pursue maximum firepower in everything. Our work is very connotative, and the flames are also very restrained."

"What are you doing?"

"Funeral business."

"That's more firepower than a cook, right?!"

Good guy, if you stir-fry it at high temperature, it will melt your body.

"Hehe, we really hit it off."

Hu Tao blinked her starry eyes and leaned forward happily, closing the distance to Mu Bai.

Every time she conveys her quirky charm with her eyes, it seems like stars will really fly out of them.

"I'm not, I'm not, a New Year's Eve person. I don't want to deal with people in the funeral industry."

"New Year's Eve? But there's still some time before the Lantern Festival."

"It's a festival in another world. I guess it will be in the past two days."

"A different world? Is my little brother originally from a different world?"

Hu Tao became more and more excited.

"What the hell are you here for?"

Mu Bai didn't want to continue this topic. Since just now, the girl has been chatting with Jiebao without indicating her intention at all. If it continues like this, it will only be a waste of time.

"Isn't this a bookstall? In that case, of course I'm here to buy books~~"

“Is it necessary to create a riot by buying books?”

"Just think that I am your ardent fan, and I will do whatever it takes to buy the book as soon as possible."

"65 mola, pay with one hand and deliver with the other hand. Please leave after buying."

Mu Bai impatiently handed the Saga idol to the girl in front of him.

After the other party paid the money and got the book, he first looked at the author's name for a long time, and then shouted to Mu Bai:

"My name is Walnut!"

"Who cares what your name is!"

"Because I know your name is Mu Bai, so you also need to know that my name is Hu Tao. From now on, we will be considered acquaintances."

"So what if we met?"

"Funeral expenses can be cheaper. If you order cremation services now, an urn will be provided."

"..."

That’s why I don’t like dealing with people in the funeral industry!

"Then~~Mr. Mubai, I'll take my leave today."

"Please don't come tomorrow either."

After receiving Mu Bai's cordial response, Hu Tao returned to the Hall of Purity with satisfaction, holding the book.

"Yeah~~ It was such a fulfilling day. I failed to bury Qiqi, met an interesting and handsome little brother, and also got a best-selling novel, which I can use to kill time in the evening."

Although he was the master of the hall, Hutao had no airs at all when he returned to the Hall of Purity. He was jumping up and down all the way, so much so that the maids looked away after seeing him.

- Boom!

"Ugh?"

However, as soon as he returned to his boudoir, Hu Tao felt his body go weak and then fell to the ground.

"This is... woo!"

Just as she was about to get up, she felt an unbearable pain. The pain spread rapidly throughout her body like ants.

"How could this be?"

As soon as the weak Hutao leaned against the wall, a mouthful of blood poured out of his mouth, and at the same time, the pain in his limbs spread to his internal organs.

"It's much better now. What happened just now?"

The good news is that this sudden symptom did not last long. After about 5 minutes, Hu Tao returned to his original state, leaving only a pool of blood and clothes soaked with sweat.

"This situation also happened when I stepped into the other side in the past."

While Hu Tao was thinking, he quickly took off all the clothes on his body.

Naked, she wiped away the cold sweat all over her body and the blood on the corners of her mouth with a towel. At the same time, Hutao kept recalling the familiarity in the pain.

"Did I just...be dragged into the underworld?" Hu Tao suddenly woke up.

As the leader of the Rebirth Hall and the holder of the Eye of the Fire Elemental God, Hutao is proficient in the underworld Taoism, which can either purify evil spirits or lead souls to rest.

These spells all have one thing in common, that is, the caster must step into the world on the other side.

It is not easy to enter the world of the dead as a living person, and it requires a considerable price.

When Hutao uses Huangquan Dao, he will suffer a lot of damage. If he encounters a battle, he will often vomit blood due to the backlash of Huangquan Dao before he is touched by the enemy.

The situation just now was exactly the same as when he was bitten back. Whether it was pain from outside to inside or vomiting blood at the mouth, the symptoms were exactly the same.

"But, I obviously didn't cast the spell, why was I dragged into hell?"

Huangquan Taoism is also divided into levels. Like before, it can drive the spirits around you who are willing to cooperate (more like having fun), or it can attract the flowers of the other side and the butterflies of the next life...

These spells do not require such a high price. It is like stepping into the door of hell without taking a step in. Even if it is counterattacked, it will probably be like a numb scalp.

Only when fighting, in order to obtain powerful power, such as the Nether Fire that purifies all the filth in the world, will one let himself experience the pain of half-body being buried in the ground.

Obviously, let alone fighting in his own boudoir, there was no need to use even the lowest level of underworld Taoism, but just now Hutao experienced the feeling of falling into the depths of underworld.