The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

"What a good boy~~ It's a pity that nothing happened when we got along."

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"I really like Osamu Dazai's words in "Disqualification in the World": Those who cook must use a basin to cook."

He rented a small villa and was busy moving. After everything was done, Mu Bai's chest pressed against his back with hunger.

I have long heard of the fame of Liyue Immortal jumping over the wall, but the price of 600 mola per bowl is really dissuading me from it. Today I can finally try it.

However, high-end restaurants require reservations, and Mu Bai couldn't get in, so he had to go to Wanmintang Hotel.

"Boss, are there any immortals who can jump over the wall?"

After sitting down, Mubai went straight to the topic without even looking at the menu.

"Yes! And it's no worse than those in big hotels."

The head chef girl is quite excited. No one has ever ordered such high-end dishes in her restaurant. She has never had a chance to experiment and improve Xian Tiaoqiang. Today she can finally show off her skills.

"Stew all the best ingredients, and I want to cook the meat."

It's two o'clock in the afternoon, and there are basically no customers in the store. The delicious aroma from the kitchen quickly spreads in the empty room.

"It's so fragrant!"

Mu Bai was there ready to move. At the same time, another worker who had worked overtime and had no time to eat also smelled this wonderful smell.

6.Get these ugly things away quickly

"Ha...there is too much work to handle today."

At two o'clock in the afternoon, just as Mu Bai was walking towards Wanmin Hall, a sleepy woman moved towards Wanmin Hall as if she had lost her soul.

She was wearing a black silk bodysuit, which highlighted her graceful figure incomparably. Even though she was so tired that she seemed ready to fall asleep at any time, she could still see her alluring curves.

What is equally eye-catching as this alluring outfit is the pair of large horns on her head, which look like a unicorn. However, this unicorn lady is so tired that she can't even open her eyes, so there is really no auspicious sign.

"Miss Gan Yu, are you here for lunch at this time? It's really hard work."

The chef of Wanmintang obviously knew the beautiful Miss Qilin and understood the reason for her difficulty, so he suggested:

"How about a meal of stir-fried spicy chicken? I guarantee it will help you activate all your energy."

"No, I can't eat spicy food, and I don't want to...eat, eat meat..."

The girl known as Gan Yu lowered her head in disappointment. Her big, jewel-like eyes could only be half-opened due to sleepiness. After lowering her head, it seemed as if they were closed.

It seems that it is true that he can't eat spicy food. The expression on his stomachache can prove it. However, when he talks about not wanting to eat meat, Gan Yu's face is full of wavering.

"Then what do you want to eat? You can choose from old and new dishes."

"Vegetable salad and boiled eggs."

"Huh? These again..."

The chef lady was obviously not motivated, but she couldn't go against the guests' wishes, so she had to prepare these simple dishes.

"Boss, come and jump over the wall."

"Good Le~~"

After a while, Mu Bai's arrival attracted Gan Yu's attention. At this time, they were the only customers in Wanmin Hall, and it was difficult not to notice each other.

"You actually jumped over the wall at this time? Ugh..."

When the hungry Gan Yu heard the name, his soft belly wrapped in black stockings began to growl.

"This is Miss Ganyu's salad."

The chef placed a plate of salad and a boiled egg in front of Gan Yu, and then said to Mu Bai:

"Guest officer, it will take a while for the immortal to jump over the wall."

"I understand, I understand, simmer over low heat."

Mu Bai was not in a hurry, he knew that hunger was the best seasoning, not to mention that the alluring aroma of Xian Tiao Qiang had filled the entire dining hall.

"Ugh...the salad in the bowl suddenly doesn't smell good."

The ultimate aroma of ham and seafood melting in the thick soup made Gan Yu restless. Under this attack of delicious food, she couldn't even take a bite of the tasteless salad.

"I'm so hungry. I've obviously eaten vegetables, but I feel like I haven't eaten them yet."

Mu Bai obviously didn't do anything, but Gan Yu seemed to have been bullied by him, with a few tears of grievance welling up in the corners of his eyes.

"It's so fragrant!"

Mu Bai was eating happily over there, his praises were beyond words, but Gan Yu next to him was swallowing his saliva, his stomach growling in protest.

"Ok?"

When he was five minutes full, Mu Bai finally noticed the eager gazes from the table next to him. He turned his head and was startled by Gan Yu's beauty.

"What's going on with this beautiful girl? Isn't she too astringent!?"

The impact of the one-piece bodysuit that highlighted the body was even higher than the aftertaste of the fairy jumping over the wall. Mu Bai immediately threw the food aside, and his eyes were attracted to the other party's beautiful black stocking legs and the bulge on the chest.

Ever since, a funny scene happened. Mu Bai was staring at Gan Yu's figure, while Gan Yu was staring at Mu Bai's immortal jump over the wall and drooling. The two were obviously looking at each other, but they were not really looking at each other. .

- Gollum

Just when Mu Bai couldn't control his LSP side, Gan Yu's stomach wailed and finally made the still picture move again.

"Ouch, no!"

Gan Yu quickly covered her red face with her hands, firstly to cover up her shyness, and secondly to prevent herself from watching the fairy jump over the wall again.

"Is this woman greedy for my food?"

According to common sense, when facing such a beautiful woman, it would not be a bad idea to treat her to a meal, not to mention that Mu Bai is now rich.

But in this world of original gods, he needs to think carefully.

"This guy is definitely one of the protagonists!"

Putting aside the astringency of her clothes, the beauty of the girl in front of her is stunning, and even her troubled look is so cute and heart-warming.

According to Mu Bai's protagonist detection theory, this kind of beauty must be kept as far away as possible, otherwise if she is involved in the plot, she will be in big trouble!

"Eat your own food and have nothing to worry about."

After making up his mind, Mu Bai continued to feast.

"Miss Xiangling, I'm going back. Come and pay."

"Ah, do you really eat just this much?"

The girl chef known as Xiang Ling grabbed Gan Yu who stood up to leave and said worriedly:

"You still have a lot of work to deal with, don't you? What time do you have to stay up until early in the morning? Your body won't be able to bear just eating this little."

"..."

Mu Bai also listened to these words, and even though he had promised not to care about Gan Yu, he still began to worry about her unconsciously.

"It doesn't matter, I'm in good health because I've been eating healthy."

"I mean you need a supplement! Your lips are fading."

The more the two talked, the more Mu Bai became concerned about Gan Yu's health. He really couldn't see the girl suffering.

"You worry too much. Even if I stay up all night again, I will..."

Before he finished speaking, Gan Yu, who had already walked to Mu Bai's side, suddenly felt his body go limp, his back foot tripped over his front foot, and he was about to fall to the ground.

"Don't force yourself."

Mu Bai finally couldn't bear it anymore and hugged Gan Yu before she fell.

"Ah... I'm sorry."

The shame of being hugged by a boy and the shame of causing trouble to a stranger made Gan Yu's fair skin turn pink with embarrassment.

"Master Xiangling, right? Give her a bowl of Xianjiaoqiang, please."

Mu Bai was about to treat a guest, and Gan Yu, who was about to break away from his arms, immediately shouted:

"Huh? No, no!"

I saw her hanging ">_<>

"What I hate the most is eating celestial beings! The delicious ham made from rich, cured pork contains excessive salt. Eating too much umami-rich seafood may cause gout. Drinking fragrant soup will make you fat. Matsutake... ...What are the shortcomings of matsutake... Wuwu..."

As he spoke, Gan Yu's tears flowed out of the corners of his mouth.

"It's so easy to understand..."

Mu Bai was still immersed in the touch of Gan Yu's too soft body, but when she made such a fuss, the impulse in his lower body turned into the urge to complain.

"So don't mention this dish in front of me, I-I'm going back to work."

7. Come, feed the fairy some meat

"You wait for me."

Mu Bai suddenly thought of a good idea, which could not only let Gan Yu eat something good to replenish her body, but also make her hate herself so that they would never see each other again, in order to avoid risks.

So he pulled Gan Yu to his side and said forcefully:

"I can't stand listening anymore. You are slandering the food I like. At least try it first before expressing your opinion! You cloud eater!"

"You, you are too much!"

Gan Yu wanted to resist, but Mu Bai had already brought the rich food in front of him. The tangy aroma directly destroyed Gan Yu's fighting spirit, and even the slender waist branches became soft.

“Today I’ll let you experience the richness of food culture!”

Taking advantage of the victory, Mu Bai picked up the spoon and poured the delicious abalone soup into Gan Yu's little mouth.

"Ugh..."

Gan Yu reluctantly closed her mouth tightly at first, but when the soup seeped into her mouth, she fell into such delicious food.

The hands that were pushing Mu Bai fell down weakly, apparently losing the ability to resist.

"Swallow it all and don't spit it out."

"Hmm~"

Gan Yu unilaterally endured Mu Bai's gentle bullying, and for a moment she couldn't feel any shame, because the delicious food of Xian Jumping Over the Wall had been watering her taste buds and soul that were withered due to abstinence.

"So comfortable~~"

That feeling of happiness made Gan Yu's originally pale face turn rosy and shiny, and his brows, which were frowned by the pressure of work, relaxed, showing his softness for a moment.

"Take one last bite, okay~~"

After finishing feeding PL.AY with Gan Yu, Mu Bai immediately got up and asked Xiang Ling to pay for the meal, and walked away without waiting for Gan Yu to recover, hiding his merit and fame.

If he stayed for a little longer, Mu Bai was afraid that he would become interested in Gan Yu, after all, she was really pushing her XP too far.

"Slip away!"

Although he was well-intentioned, his actions just now did go a bit too far. Since Gan Yu is one of the protagonists, he must have extraordinary strength. If he really makes others angry, he will not be able to live with it, so it is better to leave early.

"Hey, I won't see you again anyway."

Being force-fed so much high-calorie food by a stranger, as a working woman who loves beauty, she definitely never wants to see herself again.

"Oh, now that you've eaten and drank enough, go home and code~~"

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"Ah! What did I just... do?"

After a while, Gan Yu, who was intoxicated by the aftertaste of Xian Jumping Over the Wall, recovered. Looking at the empty bowl and feeling the oil on her lips, her face suddenly became ugly.

"Have I...did I finish all this meat?"

Different from the movements of ordinary girls holding their heads, Gan Yu firmly grabbed her horns, which gave her the courage of a matador, but the object of the competition was herself.