The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

78. You are a man and I am a man?

"Going to Guyun Pavilion means going to sea..."

After following the map to the port, looking at the endless sea in the distance, Mu Bai began to murmur in his heart again.

"The risk is too high if you rent a small boat. I am prosperous here. It would be too embarrassing if I drown. But if you rent a big boat, you have to hire a bunch of sailors. It is not such a waste to have money."

The only reason to blame is that Guyun Pavilion is not an attraction, and there is no round-trip flight.

"Let's take a ride."

Mu Bai wandered around the port for a long time, and finally spotted a large ship. The three characters "Southern Cross" were engraved on the ship, which was very impressive.

The destination of this ship's voyage today happened to be Guyun Pavilion. It was loaded with various supplies. It was not known whether it was transporting supplies or setting up camp at Guyun Pavilion.

"Brother, I happen to be going to Guyun Pavilion, can you give me a ride?"

"Ah? Brother, it doesn't matter what we say. You have to ask the captain."

"What about your captain?"

"I went out for something and haven't come back yet."

"I'm back! Who's looking for me?"

It was said that Cao Cao Cao Cao had arrived. As soon as he mentioned the captain, a heroic female voice came from the distance.

"That is our captain, Big Sister Beidou. Go and tell her."

After giving Mu Bai a reminder, the sailor returned to his post.

"This...is different from the captain in my impression!"

Beidou Dingzhongding's figure and beauty made Mu Bai's eyes go straight. In his opinion, the captain could either use a water knife or eat oranges. In short, he was a rough man.

Wouldn’t those sea monsters who seduced sailors feel ashamed when they see such a beautiful woman going out to sea?

——Siren: Damn it, the captain is prettier than our sisters, and he’s even more beguiling.

"What do you have to do with me?"

Beidou, who had just finished drinking with Ningguang, was a little drunk. Her face was red and she smelled of alcohol.

However, Ningguang's wine is all good wine with a fragrant aroma, so at this time, Beidou's body not only does not smell of wine, but has a smell of wine.

"I want to take your boat to Guyun Pavilion. It's all on the way. Can you give me a ride? Of course, the reward will not be less for you."

"You? Hahahahaha!"

After hearing Mu Bai's request, Beidou laughed uninhibitedly.

"My dear, the sea is unpredictable, and the route to Guyun Pavilion is particularly dangerous. Otherwise, our armed ships would not be used to deliver goods."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"I mean, you are too sweet and handsome to be with us on the sea."

"How dare you criticize me?!" Mu Bai was dumbfounded.

No matter how I look, can I be prettier than you?

You can go to sea, why can't I go to sea?

Why are you pretending to be a man here with me? Believe it or not, I married you.

"You just send me to Guyun Pavilion, and don't worry about what happens in the middle. If I am blown away by the storm, it will be my own life, and you are not responsible for it."

Let’s get the bullshit out of the way first. Anyway, as soon as I get on the boat, I will crawl into the cabin. As long as the boat doesn’t sink, I will be safe.

"Okay! You are quite impressive! I like it! Let's go! Get on the boat with me!"

Beidou also confiscated Mubai's money, picked him up and walked to the boat.

Not long after that, the sailors hoisted the sails and the Southern Cross was on her way again.

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"Oh! It's calm! Did we take the wrong channel? Are we going to Guyun Pavilion?"

After sailing on the sea for about half an hour, the sailors looked at the clear sky and couldn't believe their eyes.

Just as Beidou said, the route to Guyun Pavilion is very dangerous. Not only are demons suppressed at the bottom of the sea, but there are also countless undead evil spirits. Therefore, the climate is very harsh, and sea monsters even appear from time to time.

But today the voyage seemed to be very peaceful. The sailors even sang songs and played games. They brought in many barrels and then started arm wrestling, a routine on the Southern Cross.

This is a favorite among sailors, as it can show strength without hurting friendship and allow you to gamble a little money.

Beidou has always ignored this kind of activity. Rather, she wants to join in, but her subordinates don't let her play because there is no suspense and it may cause a broken hand.

"What? You're blowing so hard, but there's no wind and waves at all?"

Mu Bai, who had hid in the cabin as soon as he got on the boat, couldn't feel the bumps, so he simply walked out to breathe some fresh air.

“The sea breeze is so comfortable~~”

"Yo~! You kid is really our mascot."

The weather was nice and his subordinates didn't want to play with him, so Beidou, who was bored, had no choice but to talk to Mu Bai.

"What mascot?"

"Look, as soon as you get on the boat, the sea is calm. If it's like this when you go back, it can't be explained by coincidence."

Saying that, Beidou patted Mu Bai's back very enthusiastically.

"If you can really calm the storm, I would like to hire you to hold the battle on our ship."

"Don't make trouble, I don't have what it takes."

Mu Bai who said this did not know that at this time, under the surface of the sea, countless deep-sea monsters were running away in fear, for fear of getting close to the ship that was emitting terrifying waves, and even the undead in the ancient battlefield became very calm.

"Haha! You lost again!"

"How about it! My exercise during this period is not bad!"

"..."

On the other side, the sounds of the sailors having fun reached Beidou's ears. She could only watch from a distance, with the words "I want to play too!" written on her face.

"How about I play a few games with you?"

Seeing Beidou's expression was the same as that of Mona when she saw delicious food after being hungry for two days. Mubai also thoughtfully wanted to help Beidou satisfy his hunger as a return gift for his free boat ride.

"You? Forget it."

Beidou's tone was full of contempt:

"I'm afraid of hurting you."

"What for? Can you beat me first and then brag?"

Mu Bai originally just wanted to have fun, but he didn't expect to be despised by the other party, and suddenly he lost his temper.

In his eyes, although Beidou is tall, it is only for women, and it is only above average among men. Moreover, although Beidou's body is tall and strong, there are no muscles visible. On the contrary, it is bulging forward and backward. Her curves are graceful and alluring.

How could he lose in a fight with such a beautiful woman?

↑Thinking like this, Mu Bai didn't know that there was no correlation between the strength and muscle density of women in this world, especially those with natural powers like Beidou.

"Okay then, I allow you to use your hands."

"You can't do it! If you want to do it, do it fairly! Don't make excuses for anyone who loses!"

What does this female captain mean?Do you really not regard me as a man?The same is true before boarding the ship. Are you a man or am I a man?

"Okay! I appreciate you! Someone come! Move the bucket!"

After feeling Mu Bai's momentum, Beidou also became excited, and the sailors who prepared venue props for the two of them were full of sympathy for Mu Bai.

Some even warned in a low voice:

"Forget it, big brother, it's not shameful to admit defeat now."

"Yeah, don't make yourself uncomfortable here, why bother?"

79. Beidou: I was so drunk that I woke up.

Mu Bai is furious now.

Not the kind of anger directed at an enemy, of course, but a more everyday bad temper.

At this moment, he was staring at Beidou's chest...ah, that's not right!He stared hard at Beidou's wrist, intending to use his own power to teach this woman who did not regard herself as a man a lesson.

Therefore, the persuasion of those sailors, Mu Bai only thought that these people also looked down on him, going in one ear and out the other, not to mention that the sympathy in the eyes of those sailors was sincere.

"Come on! Put your hands out! Get ready to play!"

Mu Bai and Beidou's arms were resting on the big barrel, holding each other's hands tightly.

It is worth mentioning that because of the presence of Beidou, the sailors did not load wooden barrels, but iron barrels.

"Guess how many seconds that kid can last?"

"Blind guess for 3 seconds."

"Three seconds? You think too highly of him. If you ask me, this guy will be gone in one second."

"Isn't that an instant death?"

"Haha! Otherwise, what do you think?"

The sailors watching around were still laughing at Mu Bai's overestimation of his abilities, and they all started betting around this game.

But it's not a bet on who will win, but a bet on whether Mu Bai will lose in a few seconds.

There is nothing that can be done about it. Anyone who has gone to sea with the eldest sister all year round knows that Beidou's strange power has already made Liyue one of the best even before he had the Eye of God.

One sword cuts through mountains, one sword catches waves, and one sword cuts thunder.

The three knives that shocked the air route depended not on the sharpness of the knives, but on the arms wielding the knives.

"Three! Two! One! Start!"

As soon as the sailor, who was the referee, finished speaking, Beidou and Mu Bai started to compete.

The two men's arms went back and forth on the iron bucket, but in the end neither of them completely fell to one side.

"Three seconds...five seconds...seven seconds?!"

The sailors watching the battle were all shocked by Mu Bai's endurance. They looked shocked and no longer cared about the outcome of the bet, because in the gears they set, there was no situation where the winner could not be determined after 11 seconds.

"This guy... his slender body actually contains so much power?!"

At the same time, Beidou also showed a very shocked expression. Because she admired Mu Bai's momentum very much, she showed no mercy. She went all out from the beginning, but until now she has not been able to gain any advantage.

Beidou doesn't like to boast, but she also knows that her physical strength is top-notch, but the more she wrestles with Mu Bai, the more Beidou feels that Mu Bai is invincible, because from now on, Mu Bai's skills rarely lead to defeat. That side has moved.

"Haha, my guess is indeed correct. No matter how much she pretends to be a manly woman, she is still a beautiful girl with thin skin and tender flesh. How can she have such big muscles?"

Mu Bai's reaction was exactly the opposite of Beidou's. At first seeing Beidou's momentum, he was a little worried that he would lose. But after comparing with him, he felt that the opponent's strength was not that impressive. He didn't dare to say that he would win casually, but Mu Bai Bai can at least be sure that he won't lose.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

On the other side, the sailors looked like frightened girls, putting their hands in their mouths and chewing constantly.

On the one hand, he was astonished at Mu Bai's power, and on the other hand, because he had just ridiculed Mu Bai, he was afraid that he would be thrown into the sea to feed the fish.

"Enough, I lost."

Beidou finally tried his best to act recklessly. After seeing that Mu Bai's wrist didn't even move, he surrendered and completely relaxed his strength. Mu Bai pressed his entire arm against the iron barrel.

"See, I told you a long time ago, don't treat me like a man."

The moment Mu Bai squeezed Beidou's arm, he felt the delicate touch, which made him even more convinced that he could win not because he was great, but because Beidou was just an ordinary woman in terms of strength.

"If you were the protein queen in the biology book, then I would be the loser, but you don't have any muscles, so why can you beat me?"

Mu Bai sighed in his heart. The reason why he kept emphasizing that Beidou is not a muscular woman is because from the first time they met, Mu Bai, an LSP, has been observing Beidou's attractive body. If the other party is the kind of muscular woman King Kong Barbie, Mubai's LSP radar will not beep continuously.

"I was half drunk and half awake just now, so I didn't even notice..."

After being shocked by Mu Bai's power, Beidou also completely sobered up. Only then did she feel the terrifying fluctuations emanating from Mu Bai's body.

"Is this guy... really human?"