The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

Originally, Ke Qing never dared to express herself in front of Mu Bai, just like when Ning Guang was in front of Mu Bai.

But now that she was inspired by Mu Bai, she showed her workaholic nature unabashedly.

The two of them quickly arrived at the prison. After completing the formalities, they arrived at the claustrophobic suspect holding room. Just as the sound of footsteps echoed through the room, the girl's childish and sharp voice came from inside.

"Hey! Is anyone there!? Let us out quickly! We are innocent!"

The suspect was held in a small, dark room, and the space outside the iron fence was where the prisoner was interrogated. Prison guards had prepared two comfortable seats there in advance.

"No noise! ​​We will judge whether you are innocent or not."

As soon as she saw the suspect, Keqing gave them a slap in the face, then sat on the chair very elegantly, and crossed her legs.

Ke Qing did this to put pressure on the suspect, but the beautiful black stocking legs under the short skirt were waving back and forth, which made Mu Bai's eyes look straight. From this angle, he could even see Ke Qing's lower abdomen on the hem of the skirt. Printed deep V.

"Really! There were so many foreigners present at that time! Why did they only arrest us!"

"Because your behavior is suspicious and excessive!"

As he said that, Keqing took the oil lamp and shined the light on the two people being imprisoned... to be precise, 1.5 people.

Because apart from a slim blond girl, the other girl is only one-third the size of an ordinary person. This can no longer be described as petite.

"Wait! You! I seem to have seen you somewhere!"

Seeing the little thing floating in the air, Mu Bai suddenly had a bad feeling.

113. The silly duo

"Wait! You! I seem to have seen you somewhere!"

Mu Bai felt that the little girl floating in the air looked very familiar, as if she had appeared in front of Mu Bai with a very strong presence.

In order to confirm the doubts in his heart, Mu Bai asked before Ke Qing:

"What's your name?"

"Didn't I register before? My name is Paimon!"

"Pai...mon?"

At that moment, countless memories emerged in Mu Bai's mind.

Even though he has never played Genshin Impact, he still knows that the poster girl of Genshin Impact is Paimon, her playful face, and this little person who can fly.

Just like people who have never played Arknights, they may have heard the name of the poster girl Ami Donkey. If you put her among a bunch of Ark characters, people who have never played Arknights can easily find the pair of donkey ears.

"That means that the guy next to you is... the main character!?"

Behind Paimon, stood a cute girl. Her white short dress and white boots looked a bit loose on her snow-white skin, but this slight inappropriateness did not affect the girl's beauty. , but it will create an urge to take off her skirt and boots.

Her short golden hair, golden eyes, and exquisite facial features made her cuteness shine even in the dark prison. But for some reason, despite being such a beautiful girl, she always felt that she had a naive temperament. .

"This is the real protagonist! The protagonist among the protagonists who is with the game's poster girl!"

This guy's protagonist is completely different from Ganyu Mona and Keqing beside him. For example, she is Seiya from the Kidney Fighters Five, Price from the 141 Special Service Team, and Fate. No matter how many roles other characters play, she is the leading protagonist in the series.

"Although I am no longer afraid of being involved in any dangerous incidents, I still have a bad feeling when I am with the real protagonist."

It feels like you go to KFC and want to eat the Genshin Impact combo meal, but you need to shout the cerebral palsy slogan "Encounter in another world, enjoy the delicious food" in public.

Although you haven't spoken yet, you can already feel that something ominous is about to happen.

"Mu Bai, do you know them?"

Seeing Mu Bai's reaction, Ke Qing was also a little confused.

"I don't know them, I just felt their fate... very hardcore."

In Mona's words, the fate of the beautiful girl in front of her is definitely Seven Kills, Po Jun, and Greedy Wolf.

"There's nothing better than these! Let us out quickly! Paimon doesn't want to go to prison anymore!"

Paimeng, who was suspended in the air, kicked his little feet excitedly. Looking at the opponent's petite and tender body, Mu Bai always felt that as long as the opponent worked hard, he could get out of the gap in the iron fence.

"What on earth did they commit?"

"On the day the emperor was killed, we ordered the scene to be cordoned off, and everyone stayed where they were. Only these two guys ran away desperately."

"Ah? That's okay, they are the prisoners." Mu Bai nodded and confirmed.

"Don't talk nonsense! We are obviously innocent!"

Paimon excitedly shook the iron fence with his little hands, but because he was too weak, he couldn't make any movement.

Ke Qing asked: "Since you are innocent, why are you running away?"

"We thought Iwagami was behind the plot to kill us, so we fled in a hurry after he was killed."

"What kind of magical logic is this??"

Hearing this mentally retarded causal relationship, Keqing was dumbfounded, and Mu Bai couldn't help but complain:

"I don't think I've had cerebral thrombosis for five years without being able to come up with this reason."

The plot of the lone hero in other movies is that the protagonist is framed, and then confronts the regular army, killing all the way, and finally uncovers the real culprit.

Good guys, these two are idiots. No one has doubted them yet, so they must do suspicious behavior that makes people suspicious, forcing people to misunderstand and promote the plot.

"..."

The girl behind Paimon seemed to feel that her previous behavior was quite unreasonable. She held her forehead with her hand in confusion, and her naive temperament became even more obvious.

"We are the only foreigners at the scene! We must be your main suspects! If we don't run away, are we waiting to be wronged by you?"

Paimon still seemed unconvinced, with her arms folded in front of her chest, she continued to explain forcefully.

"Didn't you just say that there were so many foreigners at the scene? There are so many foreign tourists in the Winter Country, Rice Wife, and they cooperated with the investigation and they were cleared of suspicion. Why should we slander you alone?"

"Then...then...we don't have the Eye of God, but we can use elemental magic. Isn't it easy to be suspected?!"

"Huh? You can use magic?"

Keqing only found out about this and heard her say in surprise:

"As long as you don't use it or say anything, how will we know about it? How can we doubt you?"

"me……"

Paimon covered her head, as if she could no longer think of a good reason. She could only hear her crying in annoyance:

"I have cerebral thrombosis! I have had cerebral thrombosis for five years!"

"Okay, okay, I don't think this matter needs to be discussed online."

Mubai, who knew the identity of the other protagonist, smoothed things over and said:

"They should be innocent. They just acted in a very confusing way at a critical moment. People who are stupid can't break the law, right?"

"But how can you be sure that they are not pretending? I don't think there are such stupid people in this world."

"Can you...can you stop calling each other a fool..."

The girl who was silent just now had a stomachache expression on her face:

"I just made a mistake and believed in the words of emergency food. I'm not usually like this."

"Hey! I'm not emergency food!" Paimon, who was holding his waist with both hands, pointed his finger at the girl next to him.

"You clearly didn't allow me to have other emergency food outside!"

"Then, didn't you react for a moment? You kept calling me emergency food, which made me stupid."

"But Paimon you look really delicious!"

"Honestly, can't you tell me I'm cute! What the hell is delicious!"

The girl changed her previous reticence and became very talkative when she and Paimon started to quarrel. During the quarrel, the two of them started to settle old scores and brought out all the trivial things in their daily life. It was sweet and ridiculous.

"puff!"

Such a cute and silly scene made Mu Bai couldn't help but laugh out loud. He just heard him say to Ke Qing:

"Look, with the IQs of these two people, do you think they can assassinate the emperor?"

And Keqing had to admit:

"Well... until there is absolute evidence to accuse them, there really is no suspicion."

114. Loneliness and the only supporter before its time

"Can we finally get out of this damn place?"

Seeing someone opening the door to the cell, Pamon happily kept circling around the blonde girl.

"Being innocent of suspicion is one of the principles of Liyue law. Needless to say."

Keqing crossed her chest with her hands, looking serious.

"And judging from your behavior, it doesn't look like you are capable of committing a crime."

"Hehe~~! It seems you finally saw that we are kind-hearted."

Paimon smiled happily, quite proudly.

"No, I think the reason why they released us has nothing to do with this."

The girl's face turned blue, as if she was very sad about her lack of intelligence today.

"Haha, if you can recognize this, it means you are much smarter than the little guy next to you."

Mu Bai couldn't help teasing the two of them.

"Ah! You guy! You've been laughing at us since just now!"

Paimeng flew in front of Mu Bai, pinched his waist with both hands, and said with a fierce look:

"We are very powerful. If it goes too far, we will fix you!"

"Idiot! Shut up!"

Seeing Paimeng being rude to Mubai, Keqing immediately rushed over and pressed her mouth hard, making Paimon almost roll his eyes.

"Although you have been acquitted, as outsiders with suspicious behavior, you still need to explain your basic information and the purpose of coming to Liyue. Only after you explain it clearly can you move around the city."

"My name is Ying, and I'm here to find my lost relative, my brother."

"What is your brother like?"

"He looks very similar to me, with the same eye color and hair color. He has long hair, tied into braids, and wears puffy pants and a midriff-baring top...which is considered a strange outfit for you."

After hearing Ying's description, Mu Bai couldn't help but complain in his heart: "Why do men dress so coquettishly?"

"We are Paimon! Paimon is Paimon! He is Ying's best friend!"

Although no one asked Paimon, she still flew in front of everyone and introduced herself with a proud look.

As soon as she finished speaking, she seemed to think of something again and immediately added:

"Paimon is not emergency food!"

"But you obviously look delicious." Mu Bai commented objectively.

"Right!"

Seeing someone holding the same idea as herself, Yingya actively struck up a conversation:

"Paimon and I sleep together every day. I know the touch of her body best. It tastes like fried chicken!"

"Hey! When you and I were sleeping, were you thinking about how to eat me?"

- Gollum

"Ugh..."

Losing your temper is also a physical job. After Pamon yelled a few words, his stomach began to growl.

"I'm so hungry...the food in the cell is too bad. I haven't eaten much in the past two days."

Paimon fell down softly, lying on Ying's shoulder and said pitifully:

"Let's go eat something delicious."

"Well, just think of it as a celebration of being released from prison~~"