As a new war emperor, I don’t want to follow the routine.

While the little naughty kid at home was away at school, Lin Ling enjoyed her leisurely daily life for the first time in a long time.While eating snacks fed by the maid, enjoying sunbathing, and scrolling through my new mobile phone...

However,

Lin Ling frowned slightly as he brushed.

A group chat message from WEIQ attracted Lin Ling's attention, causing the silver-haired girl to click on her gay friend group with Wu Han and Xue Fei.Well... But considering the genders of the three of them now, it might be more appropriate to call them the best friends group or the Jiyou group.

Xi Yue also always complains to herself that there is something wrong with the name of the group of "Male Trio" and does not conform to reality.

But in order to commemorate the glorious past, Lin Ling never planned to change the group name.The same goes for Xue Fei and Wu Han.

After opening the group chat, Wu Han's request for help was clearly displayed in front of Lin Ling, making the silver-haired girl look confused.

"What's wrong with this damn Wu Zai?"

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Wu Han: Hurry, hurry, hurry!Is anyone here?Come out quickly and help!Urgent matter, extremely urgent!

Lin Ling: What are you doing?If you have anything to say, please say it. I'm very busy.

Wu Han: What are you busy with?Are you busy catching fish?

Lin Ling: =-=, please don’t tell such a big truth.Can you tell me your own story?

Wu Han: Okay.The day after tomorrow is the three-month anniversary of my relationship with my senior sister. That night, I made an appointment with my senior sister to go on a date, and just now I was discussing the specific activity arrangements with my senior sister.I then jokingly suggested that I spend the night in her dormitory.Then...the senior sister actually agreed! !

Lin Ling: It’s good to spend the night. Is there any problem?

Wu Han: You damn Aling, it’s not like you don’t know that during these three relationships, my senior sister and I would kiss, stick to each other, and hold hands at most.This time, the senior sister suddenly agreed to let me go to her boudoir. Could it be that she agreed that we could go one step further?Isn't this a big problem?

Lin Ling: Well, even if it is, what’s the problem?Didn't you ask for help?What do you need from us?

Wu Han: Just teach me, if I really want to do it, how should I do it?Although I usually pretend to be strong and show that I am familiar with it, when it comes to actual operation, I am just a rookie!I have absolutely no idea how girls should interact with each other?If it's my first time, do I need to use my fingers or hold a prop?In short...how can I make the senior sister feel comfortable?I don't want to see the disgusting look in my senior sister's eyes afterwards.So, hurry up and teach me!You, a guy who messes around with Xi Yue every day and has a child, must have a lot of experience, right?

Lin Ling: Well... if this is the case...

(Xue Fei joins the group chat.)

Xue Fei: @ Ice Queen’s Husband, you silly Xiao Wu, asking A Ling what to do is useless.

Wu Han: Huh?Why?

Lin Ling: @ the unparalleled cake master, hello!What do you mean asking me is useless!

Xue Fei: She is the one who is pinned down by Xi Yue every day. It's not her who takes the initiative. How could she know how to 'attack'.You idiot, you asked the wrong person.

Wu Han: Oh, yes, that guy is a pervert.But haven’t you ever taken the initiative? @ lovely and moving lady saint

Lin Ling: =-=

Wu Han: Really not?What a failure, right?Fortunately, you were still a man before. Are you so willing to be suppressed by Xi Yue all the time?Sigh... It seems that I really asked the wrong person...

Xuefei: Yes. If you want to know the details, ask Xi Yue. She must know the method very well.Or you can ask Li Shuang'er. She knows An Yuan's body very well and may be able to tell you some special sensitive areas to help you achieve a great victory the day after tomorrow.Anyway, come on, don’t be like someone else.I always said I wanted to be a good husband in the past, but now I have become someone else’s petty wife~

Wu Han: Ah...that would be too scary.

Lin Ling: Hey, you two ()＾))=convex

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As the group chat continued, the smile on the silver-haired girl's pretty face gradually dissipated, and an indescribable coldness and 'kind' expression slowly replaced it, making the maids next to the girl shudder.

Considering that she had been ignored by the two 'attackers', Lin Ling silently quit the group chat and crushed her phone into pieces out of frustration.

The girl pouted her mouth in displeasure.

What's wrong with being zero?What's wrong with lying there and doing nothing, having someone 'serve' you and just enjoying yourself?What's wrong with having a great night without doing anything?Well... at most, sometimes you need to change a few moves, wear some shameful underwear, or scream twice...

But overall, it's very relaxing, right?

Why be tired when you can relax?

"Besides, I'm doting on Xiaoyue like this, okay? Xiaoyue likes being on top, so I'll let her take the initiative. A good husband is a man who doesn't quarrel with his wife, do you understand? Besides, it's not that I don't want to. Take the initiative... I'm just lazy... I'm too tired from working during the day, so I'm too lazy to move at night~"

Lin Ling kept comforting herself in her heart.

Actually,

Two calendar years ago, Lin Ling also tried to propose to Xi Yue the idea of ​​exchanging offense and defense.Xi Yue unexpectedly agreed.Then, that night, she worked hard to play the role of a strong attack, while Xi Yue took off her clothes and lay on the bed letting him take what she wanted.However, after a night of ups and downs, when I was so tired that I lay on Xi Yue's belly the next day, Xi Yue, who I thought would praise me for my 'great achievements', unexpectedly gave me a look that was so cold and emotionless. .

as if to say,

——"That's it? Is this the end??"——

After this night, Lin Ling, whose self-esteem was severely damaged, never thought about regaining the initiative.

While comforting himself, Lin Ling's golden eyes could not help but narrow slightly, and a fierce light emerged from them.

but,

Haha, you look down on Zero, right... are you mocking 'brother' me?

After showing an evil smile, Lin Ling slowly raised her hand and put her fingers on her temples. A wave of silvery white spiritual power began to ripple around the girl's body.At this moment, Lin Ling started spiritual communication, and the recipient of his communication was really the newly appointed Vice President of Hui Zhiyue, Mr. Europa.

"Are you free? Mr. Vice President~"

"Huh?! Lady Saint?!"

After suddenly hearing the words of the great saint, Europa's words were obviously filled with a touch of surprise and excitement, and she quickly asked in her heart:

"My Lady Saint, I wonder if you suddenly came to see me for something?"

"Of course it's an important thing."

"Please speak."

"The college has no arrangements for the night after tomorrow, right~"

"Yes."

"That's just right. Please inform me that the day after tomorrow, the great Elf Emperor Iphis will take time to come to Huizhiyue to give a lecture to all the students. Please go to the central auditorium to listen to the lecture. I want to emphasize that, Everyone must go~”