Anecdotes about Ma Niang in East China

"...I originally planned to trouble you once?" Dongcheng Kuaiju tilted his head in confusion. What does that world mean?World, dimension?Could it be that Narita Daishin realized that I am two-dimensional?

I'm really good at reading people... I'm two-dimensional now.

But from this level of conversation, you can tell that I am two-dimensional. Could it be that Narita Daishin is actually a hidden otaku?Ah, I understand, I understand so well.She obviously likes animation and comics but dare not tell her friends casually for fear of being looked down upon, so she hides her preferences with difficulty. If she is living in seclusion, the girl will completely understand what Narita Daishin's normal appearance is.

In fact, this kid is probably forcing himself to talk to Xianchong, right?I'm sorry, I'm sorry for saying that you are charging now!I'll apologize later tonight!

"In that case, I'll see you at Shibuya Station tonight. Ah...but it's also possible that Diamond will come back. Let me tell you in advance, of course I will come alone as much as possible."

After all, if Xiaozuan was here, there would be no way to talk about recent animation topics.Although Xiaozuan doesn't care about the girl's otaku interests, she is not an otaku herself.It would be better to say that he is an outdoor person.

"...Try your best..." Narita Daishin suffered a cardiopulmonary arrest and had to deal with two veteran Jiquan drivers. Is he really okay? "That's what you said! Try your best to prevent the eldest lady of the Satomi family from coming!"

"...Oh...Oh." Although Dongcheng Kuaiju was surprised by the hint of fear in Narita Daishin's words, she was still very optimistic.I just feel a little pitiful.

Do you really want to talk about recent animation topics?How hard this child was suppressed...

Chapter 14·Dongcheng Kuaiju is a potential stock

To be honest, this was also the first time Dongcheng Kuaiju took the initiative to ask someone out.She was still a little excited inside. As her first step towards a cash-filled life, she thought she should do a little homework.Find out what little girls of this age like.So as soon as she returned to Ma Niangzhuang, she turned on the computer and started searching for things that girls of this age would like.

"Knickknacks, handicrafts, perfumes, cosmetics..." Dongcheng Kuaiju looked at them one by one, nodding at first, but when she saw the prices of those things, she knew she couldn't afford them.Too bad, the most I did was go out and buy the headdresses of two of my friends, and they were bought at a [-]-yen store, so they didn't actually cost much.But if you really want to please high school girls, wouldn’t it be possible to save money and spend every day to buy these things? !

No wonder the proportion of female high school students in Japan who help socialize is getting higher and higher. It’s all caused by socializing!Even if I use this money to buy mobile games, I can have several 648s... What a sin!In order to blend in with the crowd, or to keep themselves from being separated from the small group, how much effort do high school girls have to put in-it is all hard-earned money behind it.

"It's no longer possible... prepare to sell your organs... Ma Niang should increase the price to some extent." Dongcheng Kuaiju's brain could no longer bear the crushing pressure of these numbers and gradually entered a downtime mode. "If you tell me that you are a student of the University of Tokyo, maybe you can get a higher price for your first night... Hehe... What a ghost! Wake up! Dongcheng Kuaiju, you can't get carried away by social interaction! There are many more things in life. Meaningful things!”

——What is the more meaningful thing in the end?

The girl scratched her head and closed the page silently.She looked at the ceiling and sighed.

——It’s really difficult to socialize.

She has obviously decided to take the first step. If this continues, Xiaozuan and Xiaobei will definitely think that she is hopeless, right?But she is indeed such a person, and there is no point in feeling sorry for herself now.It would be better to think about how to let Narita Daishin teach him how to socialize without spending money.

It doesn’t mean that I want to become a person who can speak flirtatious words to everyone in one step, but if I can give myself a little more courage to talk to others, it will be enough.Especially when you know that the other person is a good person, but you can't say a word, this kind of yourself...

I hate it the most...

The girl threw herself on the bed, hugged her pillow tightly, and rolled around twice.Wrapping herself into a cat-worm, and entering such an autistic mode, she felt a rare sense of peace of mind.

"Ah...it's okay. People like me are usually potential stocks. Just like the quasi-gods in Pokémon have to reach more than 50 levels to evolve to their final form, but as long as the evolution is successful, they will be the gods of war. ." The girl comforted herself and said, "Yes, it's not that I'm weak, it's just that I'm still accumulating EXP!"

Tojo Kuaiju, who was squirming like a bug Pokémon on the bed, was still thinking about the dream of Mega Evolving into Rayquaza, when his phone rang first.She quickly broke away from her [Painted Skin], and a [High-speed Movement] rushed to the side of the charging mobile phone. Because of the special characteristic of not being uneasy when the mobile phone is not fully charged when going out, the girl would use it almost anytime and anywhere at home. Charge your phone.

She originally thought it was a message from Narita Daishin, but what appeared in front of her was a text message from Archangel Xiaozuan.

[Daya: Why didn’t you wait for me after class today?Is there something urgent? 】

"Ah... it's over. Because my mind was all about the date at night, I completely forgot to wait for Xiao Zuan..." Dongcheng Kuaiju then remembered that although there was no agreement, she would usually wait for Xiao Zuan to finish training and join her. Something about going home.Although there is indeed no written agreement, of course Xiaozuan will be anxious if he suddenly doesn't wait.So just when the girl was about to explain, she saw the next message pop up.

[Daya: I read so quickly. Could it be that Xiaodongcheng is right next to the phone?Then I'll call you. 】

"Hey!? I forgot that Line has an evil read function to remind the sender that the other party has read the message!" Before Dongcheng Kuaiju could think of what to say, he saw his phone start to vibrate, and the caller It was Mitsuru Satomi who made the phone call.She picked up the phone tremblingly and answered the call with a guilty conscience.

"Hey?"

"Xiao Dongcheng, you went back so early today. Did something happen?" Satomi Kozuan's voice was as warm as ever, with a soft tone as if he would forgive himself for anything.The girl's nervousness gradually relaxed, and she suddenly felt that there should be no big problem. It was just going home early, not a big deal.

"Actually, I just suddenly became interested and wanted to go shopping on the street - you see, that's what a racing girl of this age would do, right?" The girl used general skills and [common sense] to try to fool her.But she underestimated that her social level was not of the same order of magnitude as Satomi's Diamond.Then Satomi Hikari quickly realized——

Dongcheng Kuaiju is lying!

However, Satomi Hikaru didn't feel anxious when he got in. Instead, he spoke in an understanding tone. "That's right. It's no wonder. After all, Xiaodongcheng is also a modern horse racing girl."

"Ah, haha, yes, yes... Shopping and stuff are normal for modern racing girls, right?" Dongcheng Kuaiju wiped his sweat. Although it was just a reason he came up with in a short circuit of his mind, he carefully thought about it. Thinking about it, this reason is pretty seamless. After all, the chance of encountering Satoshi Diamond on the street can be zero or [-]%. So as long as you say that you are in such a vague place on the street, Xiao Diamond will not be affected at all. Be aware of your position.

"Since it's nothing serious, I'm relieved." Satomi Kozuan said with a smile, but Xiaobei, who was originally beside her at this time, had already started to distance herself very wisely.After all, what lies beneath Satomi Hikaru's warm smile is the dark fighting spirit emanating from her whole body.

"...I have never seen Xiaozuan's dark value comparable to that of Xiaodongcheng..." Beifang Xuanju and Dongshang Changzhi complained while acting as war reporters. "Xiao Zuan actually still has such a side."

"——Xiao Bei, you have never made Satomi classmate angry before, right?" Dongshang Changcheng, as a witch, certainly knows how powerful the dark aura of Satomi Hikari is at this time.Silently wiping away his sweat, he asked cautiously.

"...Maybe there is, what's wrong?" Bei Xuanju didn't realize the seriousness of the problem, so he explained the difference between them in order to suggest.Dongshang Reform made an analogy.

"Look, Dongcheng Kuaiju's darkness index is almost level ten. But she is a kind and gentle horse racing girl, so her aggression is 0, it's just that the darkness level is relatively high. But Satomi-san, just It belongs to the type where the darkness level fluctuates at any time, and can be converted into attack power level at any time." Dongshang Changyan described it concisely.

"Oh, you mean that no matter how dark Xiaodongcheng is, she will only feel sorry for herself, but when Xiaozuan becomes dark, she will attack directly, right?" Bei Xuanju realized, "But I didn't make Xiaozuan so angry, right? After all, I You and Xiao Zuan are close friends."

"...Forget it, just ask for it." Dongshang Reform wouldn't be surprised if one day he found Xiaobei stuffed into a paint bucket and then dragged by Dongcheng Kuaiju to run 3000 and [-] meters.After all, Xiaobei's death flag had almost filled her back.

"By the way, since you have nothing to do, Xiaodongcheng, why don't we just go to Ma Niangzhuang to play with you?" Satomi Kozuan said his purpose with a smile, and the next moment, as expected, the voice came from the microphone With hesitation.

"That...maybe a little inconvenient..."

"Oh, what's the inconvenience?"

"... Various places..." Dongcheng Kuaiju covered his face, sorry Xiaozuan, I promised Narita Daijin that I can't take you there.So we have to keep Xiaozuan a secret.If the hidden house is discovered, Narita-san will be so ashamed that he wants to jump into the river!For the sake of Narita Daishin-san's mental health, I had no choice but to hide it from you! "Anyway, today is not very convenient. How about tomorrow?"

"Well, I don't want to force Xiao Dongcheng, I can do it at any time." Satomi Kozuan said with a smile, "Actually, it's not a big deal. It's enough to hear that Xiao Dongcheng is still very energetic. So, see you tomorrow? "

"Okay, see you tomorrow." Dongcheng Kuaiju breathed a sigh of relief and felt relieved.Sure enough, Miss Satomi Kozuan is an angel, an archangel who suddenly came to her side, a super crossbow-level archangel who can heal Dongcheng Kuaiju with just simple words!Although concealing the angel made the girl's conscience somewhat riddled with holes, this was also to protect Narita Daishin's privacy!sorry!Xiaozuan, I will go and apologize in person tomorrow!

Xiaozuan’s hidden danger has been solved—then what’s next…

The girl looked at her pile of comic books sponsored by Beibu Xuanju and suddenly had an idea.

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clack clack clack -

Narita Daishin operated the controller in her hand, pressed her eyes accurately, and completely destroyed the direction keys that appeared. Her irritable mood was perfectly combined with the falling notes in the music game. The more irritable her mood, the faster her hand speed. It's fast.Even after Allcombo, I was still subconsciously ravaging the controller, and it took me a long time to come back to my senses and let go of my game controller.

Although Dongcheng Kuaiju did get a lot of things wrong, there was one thing she guessed right.Narita Daishin is indeed a hidden house.However, she only has a brief taste of animation and comics. Of course she will read the particularly famous works, but she has no idea about the less popular ones.What she really specializes in is games - or audio games.

As a music game otaku in her own right, she has extremely fast reactions, extremely high hand speed, and proficiency in memorizing pictures. However, because she spends too much of her remaining time on games, except for her two close friends, In fact, she has no so-called social skills at all. Those two close friends are not so much friends she made with her own social skills, but rather they were deliberately brought together during the competition.

Although she also knew that her personality was very awkward, she did change after having these two close friends.That's why she sacrificed herself to prevent her two close friends from being tricked by that terrifying iceberg woman.Her irritable mood was also noticed by her roommate. As a roommate, she also asked with concern.

"What happened? Dajin-san?"

"...No, it's nothing." How could Narita Daishin say that he might be entering the gate of the new world at night?Moreover, my roommate, Super Xiaowan, is still a quite traditional woman, full of maternal nature, or full of protectiveness. If she finds out, things will really get out of hand.

So she shook her head and said there was nothing wrong with her.Just added a sentence at the end.

"I'm going out at night and will be back before the gate is closed."

"Oh~ ok." Super Little Bay nodded trustingly without doubting anything else. "Then remember to come back early, even if it's late, Miss Amazon will probably let you in."

"I will definitely come back before the gate time!" But Narita Daishin seemed to be stimulated by this sentence and repeated it again seriously.

If she doesn't come back before the gate is closed, she may not be able to come back tonight!This is not a joke, she doesn’t want her sexual orientation to be distorted by a female address book!It was hell after that!Seeing Narita Daishin's face turn pale, Super Bay didn't know where he triggered the girl's lightning point, so he could only look at the anxious girl worriedly.

Calm down - in fact, this matter is very simple, just go out to have a meal together.Among them, the iceberg girl will definitely use various questions to test whether she is interested in that area. As long as her answers are straight enough, she will definitely give up. No matter what, the iceberg girl doesn't look like The look of a bad guy - as long as you express yourself straight enough.

But... at the end of the day, what should a straight woman do?

Narita Daishin fell into deep thought. The so-called straight woman should essentially behave carefree, and then the conversation should involve men. It is best to be a battle-hardened woman. To put it simply... she must become a person who is particularly good at playing both sides of the aisle between men. Only a social butterfly...

Isn't that Bichi? !

Narita Daishin bit her finger. In recent years, she has rarely seen male creatures, let alone boys.Growing up in a girls' school, the only man I saw the most was my father.How can I pretend to be Bichi like this?It would be better to say what Bichi is like.

Although Narita Daishin didn't want to rely on her power, this time he made an exception. She looked at the somewhat bewildered Super Bay and asked seriously.

"Little Bay, what is the green pool like?"

"Eh?!"

Chapter 15·Cross-server laning!

"Ah... In the end, I spent a lot of time dressing up. I obviously didn't want to attract her attention. Why should I be so confrontational..." Narita Dajin was actually late. Before setting off, Xiaowan heard that She was out on a date and was very excited to do her makeup. From all aspects, Narita Daishin's ability to take care of himself was indeed not as good as the professional Xiaowan, so in the end, he let him dress up.Especially wearing a fluttering skirt, she was really not used to it.

Obviously the usual private clothes are jeans...

Narita Daishin's usual outfits are actually more neutral, with some popular elements added, which can also be seen from her appearance.In fact, Narita Daishin has played musical instruments for a while and has some guitar playing skills.But those are just her interests.

But in front of that terrifying iceberg lily girl, all the things that she seemed to be able to show off seemed dim and lackluster.

Her appearance, although her bangs are too long, deducted some points, but if you look carefully, Tojo Kuaiju is a beauty that belongs to both men and women. Even Narita Daishin, who has a lot of opinions about her, has to admit this, and In terms of achievements, the achievement of being the first horse racing girl to enter the University of Tokyo in Japanese history is already dazzling enough.It is almost equivalent to the platinum trophy in life. It means that you have completed the advanced achievements of Earth Online. Congratulations, you have surpassed 90.00% of the players.

In the face of such achievements, there is no way to show off achievements such as having played a musical instrument or having cleared the Demon King's Song in a music game.She was also crushed in terms of appearance. She was obviously the same age, but her excellence completely covered her up.

...It is said that he is also very talented in running... How could the three goddesses create such a perfect guy.Ah, maybe having a female address book is her weakness?Have the game balancers considered releasing a nerf patch?

In the final analysis, Narita Daishin was mainly not used to talking to unfamiliar people.He wasn't that uncomfortable talking to Victory Lottery and Pipa Chenguang.Moreover, she was wearing clothes that she was not used to. A miniskirt paired with a sweater or something, it looked like...

"Bi...Bichi..." Narita Daishin shyly covered the hem of his skirt, "But this is too short. Did Xiaowan get the wrong size?"

But it's useless to think about it so much. After all, the arrow is already on the string and has to be fired.Even though he was already late, Narita Daishin arrived at the gate of Shibuya Station as soon as possible.At this moment, she immediately spotted Dongcheng Kuaiju, who was dressed completely different from hers, among the crowd.

At this time, Dongcheng Kuaiju was leaning against a billboard and playing with his mobile phone. He wore a peaked cap on his head and his long hair was tied up with a hair tie and tied into a high single ponytail.The upper body is wearing a light blue jacket, and the lining is a black sleeveless cultural shirt. The lower body is simply a pair of hot pants paired with black stockings.And a pair of black and white casual shoes.The bangs that had obviously been specially taken care of were also slightly combed, revealing a pair of deep red eyes, like bright rubies, reflecting the brilliance of the mobile phone screen.At this time, she was still wearing a black mask, and her eyes were as cold as ever. She stood there, like a banished immortal descending from the mortal world, causing a cool breeze to appear out of thin air in the bustling Shibuya.

"...Sorry, I'm late." Although Narita Daishin was shocked by the other party's appearance, he apologized immediately. "It took a while to dress up."

"It's okay, I don't mind." Dongcheng Kuaiju looked away from the phone because Narita Dajin couldn't see her expression through the mask, but those cold eyes were still as uncomfortable as ever. .Especially since the other person never seemed to look at the person speaking, he just glanced at him and immediately turned his gaze back to his phone.

What's there to be arrogant about...Isn't it just a little prettier...

Narita Daishin gritted his teeth in dissatisfaction. Was his appearance too unsuitable for him?Why didn't you look at it after just one glance?Although I am not as good as an iceberg beauty like you, I still think I am pretty good.But she didn't notice that the girl's eyes were completely empty - rather, she had already entered a state of emptiness when Narita Daishin spoke to her.

It's just a date for dinner. Is it necessary to dress so formally?Ms. Narita Daishin actually dresses like this in private - is her current top-up going off the charts? !I thought I could see some rustic outfits, or suggestive hangings unique to A-Zhai.For example, I have prepared topics such as hanging a guatai on the mobile phone chain. Why doesn't Miss Narita Daishin take the initiative to hint!hateful!

And...damn it, there's really nothing ugly about horse racing girls.Although Narita Daishin's careful dress is only seen at a glance, the unique scanning vision of the Academy of Fine Arts people has completely memorized Narita Daishin's dress and summarized it in the material library.She originally thought that Narita Daishin's usual dress would be neutral, and she dressed up like this on purpose.The result seems to be wrong.Socializing... is so difficult.

"Actually, it's not too late. The store is not far anyway..." Dongcheng Kuaiju wanted to reduce the possible impact of being late as much as possible, pretending not to care. "Actually, it doesn't matter if you take your time, Narita-san. You see..."

"That store...is it?" Narita Daishin suddenly broke into a cold sweat after hearing this.Do you want to go directly to the topic?The legendary underground bar only open to horse racing girls, the stage for those old Si Ji hunting.With such a familiar appearance, it turns out... Dongcheng Kuaiju is a dangerous guy!

Narita Daishin, Narita Daishin, you can be fooled by the other person's frigid attire.Those who seem indifferent will actually be more YL than anyone else when they really get into the mood!Narita Daishin, who angrily complained that he was confused by the other party's appearance, was of course prepared to delay.

When fighting against Ji Lao, of course she cannot be dragged into her area of ​​expertise.Anyway, what I promised was to go out for a walk and have a meal. The meal can be postponed.In fact, the main activity should be shopping.Narita Daishin took a deep breath, mustered up his courage, and said to Tojo Kuaiju, who had been looking down at his phone.

"I don't think there's any need to be in a hurry. Why don't you take your time and stroll around first?"

As expected of Miss Narita Daishin, you still want to try to test me?Dongcheng Kuaiju nodded secretly. The opponent's fake house disguise was indeed quite well-defended.As a secluded master with a fixed small circle of people, his social level is definitely ten times or even nine times higher than his own.

So, is that the best way to pretend that you are a current depositor?

I understand, Ms. Narita!

click-

At this time, Dongcheng Kuaiju's little ears moved, and he felt he heard a slight shutter sound.But when she turned her head, she didn't see anything similar to a camera.Could it be that I was too nervous and had auditory hallucinations?

"Then go with what you think..." Although Dongcheng Kuaiju was confused, he still nodded and confirmed Narita Daishin's opinion. "You go at your own pace, I'll just cooperate with you."

——It’s all Ji Lao’s little tricks!Do you think being gentle to me all of a sudden will be useful? !This person must be trying to create an illusion through the impression she had at school and her sudden tenderness, an illusion that she is actually very harmless!In fact, this person is a bitch who eats horses without spitting out his bones!In fact, you have already focused on your own body! ?

Narita Daijin clenched his fists tightly, feeling a huge sense of crisis for his behavior of letting out a sigh of relief just now.In front of this person, you really can't relax at all!In fact, this Ji Lao has already exposed his flaws!There are many unnatural things about seemingly normal correspondences.

Detective Narita Daishin has discovered it.

First, while saying that he didn't mind being late, he waited there first.And he obviously came early.It shows that she is actually very punctual.

Second, after she apologized, she smoothly guided the topic to [the store], trying to lead herself into a trap in one step when she felt guilty. On her home court, her advantage was of course infinite.

Third, she was the one who chose to date him in the first place, but she didn't look at him during the date.This is obviously playing hard to get. If she had no interest in him, it would be impossible for her to date him.This obvious neglect is to create a psychological gap!

Summarize!She's in PUA herself!

Dongcheng Kuaiju - so terrifying...

The moment Narita Daishin completed his reasoning, he broke into a cold sweat. Dongcheng Kuaiju's seemingly unintentional steps were still manageable for him who had seen through her brother's tricks, but if he was here Is it the Victory Ticket or the Pipa Morning Light?With this kind of skillful seduction, she really is a seasoned driver in Jiquan!

Ordinary little girls must have been fascinated by you, but she is Narita Daishin, and she will not be fooled so easily!Fortunately, it was me who came, fortunately I had seen through her little trick!Fortunately, I am a pure straight woman!

Damn it, are all Ji Laos nowadays Zhuge Kongming? !So scary!

If you had relaxed just now, you would probably have held your little hand now, or even started to cuddle intentionally or unintentionally.If it were more radical, I might not even be able to offer a small mouth now.The famous detective Narita Daishin has completely seen through it!And launched invulnerable.

In this case...it's time to change the home court.

"Since we are going shopping, I know there is a newly opened game arcade in Shibuya. Why don't you just go and check it out?" Narita Daishin decided to take the initiative and start to control the rhythm. The art of war is clear, and the offensive and defensive momentum is different!As long as you are on your home court, you will not be so restricted and can drive the opponent in your own way. This is your own strategy!

"Game arcade? Okay." Dongcheng Kuaiju nodded, thinking that he had finally begun to test.It is indeed normal for ordinary JKs to go to game arcades, but this is also a place where Two-dimensional people often come.It is the place where the boundary between three-dimensional people and Two-dimensional people is most blurred. Sure enough, she is still testing me!

Dongcheng Kuaiju strengthened his judgment and nodded confidently. "I'm pretty good at games."

"...Oh, really?" Narita Daishin's heart tightened. He was good at games. What games were he good at?Refers to art? !There is actually a hint of YL hidden in this conversation!Most people really can't see it, and it's hard to blame the other party directly.But it can corrupt her mind silently.

How skilled is she?How many times does it take someone to seduce someone to have such skills?

"By the way, what type of games are you good at?" Narita Daishin smiled and raised the pistol with the language painting, seizing the opportunity to let the situation enter his own rhythm. "After all, there are many types of games."