Anecdotes about Ma Niang in East China

"Then let's bet the rest of Xiao Dongcheng's life and let's have a race, right?!"

"It's what I want. If I lose, I have to give up Xiaodongcheng's life!"

"...Why did my life suddenly become a gamble?"

Dongcheng Kuaiju complained in a low voice, "Forget it, I'm going back to Ma Niangzhuang! I'm not going anywhere!"

"Eh!?" X2

At this time, the two tit-for-tat people realized that the main decision was still made by Dongcheng Kuaiju, so they immediately stopped talking and began to argue their interests for Dongcheng Kuaiju, saying that if they returned to Ma Niangzhuang now, they would only be harassed to the point of being autistic.However, Dongcheng Kuaiju, who suddenly had his life on the line, was determined this time, and the two of them could only accept Xiaodongcheng's decision to return to Ma Niangzhuang even for an interview.

When the limousine drove up to Ma Niangzhuang, the two of them were still trying to persuade them to stay, but now Dongcheng Kuaiju was determined.Instead of being dragged around by these two people as an excuse, why not just go back to your own cozy nest.And I still have a lot of things to do...

"Then see you at school -" Dongcheng Kuaiju got out of the car and waved to the two of them and walked into Ma Niangzhuang.The two could only look at each other, but neither of them got any advantage.

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"My little nest~I'm back!" Because it was afternoon and Miss Star King was not there yet, Dongcheng Kuaiju hurriedly went to the second floor, opened the sliding door, and got into the quilt.This familiar feeling of warmth and soft touch is really like heaven——

Wait a minute, why is it so warm...

Dongcheng Kuaiju opened his eyes, only to find that he had a horse girl under the quilt. At some point, the golden master actually appeared in his room and occupied his bed.She was so frightened that she immediately picked up the quilt and retreated away from the golden master. "?! Takumi?! Why are you here?!"

"...Um...ah...Little Dongcheng, you're back..." The golden master then realized that Dongcheng Kuaiju had returned home from the hospital, and he sat up from the bed, rubbing his eyes. "I was annoyed by the guy from the Golden Ship last night, so I came to sleep in your room. As a result, I slept until now...ah...it seems to be late."

"It's already one o'clock in the afternoon...of course you're late." Dongcheng Kuaiju was speechless, "Why can you sleep for so long..."

"...When you were bothered by the gold ship until you couldn't fall asleep at four or five o'clock, I guess you were the same." The gold master complained, "But since you are so late, why didn't the teacher call?"

Dongcheng Kuaiju looked at the cell phone placed on the bedside table. Sure enough, the cell phone was out of battery.Not to mention the phone call, this thing is worse than bricks now, but bricks can still open walnuts.

"Strictly speaking, I think you're finished." Dongcheng Kuaiju calmly analyzed the situation, "If you run to school now, Takumi, you might still be able to make it in time."

"Well... is it still too late for me to pretend to be sick?" the gold master asked seriously.

"It's too late to think about it..." Dongcheng Kuaiju sighed, "It's over."

"Forget it, school stuff is boring anyway. By the way, I forgot to congratulate you on your successful debut. Although there were some minor problems, your grades were very good. Your reputation in school also suddenly reversed. ." The golden master smiled and congratulated. Although he was still wearing a mask, his tone was still very good.

"Thank you...ah, Takumi, do you also wear a mask when sleeping?" The girl finally spotted Hua Dian and asked curiously. “Do you like masks that much?”

"...This." The gold master was silent for a while. "Actually, my eldest sister asked me to wear it. I don't know why..."

"That's it..." Dongcheng Kuaiju suddenly had an immature idea. She wanted to see the golden master's face under his mask.Although such an idea only appeared in her mind for a moment, but the idea had already appeared, it would be absolutely difficult to stop it.Like wildfire, it makes people’s hearts itch when they don’t see it for a moment.

"Takumi...can you please take off your mask and show it to me?" Dongcheng Kuaiju suggested in a low voice, "Of course, there's no problem in refusing!"

"...Well..." The Gold Giant did hesitate for a while, then shook his head, "Forget it, there's nothing interesting to see anyway."

"Hmm...Okay...Okay." Although Dongcheng Kuaiju was still curious, he still respected the other party and nodded as if he hadn't said anything.It's just that the two of them are idle, so Dongcheng Kuaiju suggested.

"Then... do you want to play some games together?"

Chapter 26·///Qi Tank Raid/// 2/5

Girls are not very good at games.In the past, she only played some mobile games frequently, especially some mobile games suitable for retirement, which are very suitable for young girls.The mobile game that she can watch and continue in her spare time after work is almost like a salvation for her who has a lot of spare time.

As for other games, although the girl has played mmoRPG, she is basically alone in this type of game with such a heavy social attribute. She also deliberately joined a team with few active people to save the cost of teleportation. .Although she does want to be friends with others, she always does the opposite in her actions.

So when she played with the Golden Master, it took her a long time just to choose a game.After all, not every game is suitable for two people to play together. Neither the master nor I am very good at fighting games. The girl can only play the single version of King of Fighters 97, and the cooperative game-the girl has never played cooperative games. Games, let alone messing around in the kitchen, she only likes to play Pokémon by herself, doesn’t like to join any group chats, and doesn’t even want to exchange Pokémon—leading to the fact that some illustrated books cannot be unlocked at all. .

In the end, she chose Super Smash Bros., a fighting family game in a sense.After all, this game doesn’t even have a health bar, and killing is all about knocking back.Neither Dongcheng Kuaiju nor Golden Master have ever played this kind of game, and they don’t even know how to operate it.So it was difficult for the two of them at the beginning.

"...attack...um...jump...can you jump twice?" The golden master was shocked by the double jump he accidentally performed. He thought he had discovered some hidden mechanism.

"Kirby can jump several times, I'm not sure." Dongcheng Kuaiju still knew a little about this game and quickly explained, after all, it was a pink demon that could turn himself into a balloon.Is there any problem with jumping a few times?

"Hey! Takumi, you rushed over so suddenly?!" But before she even started to get familiar with Link's operating mode, Kirby immediately slapped her in the face.

"Push the joystick in this direction twice and rush over - ah, why was I still hit even though I was defending?!" Although the master subconsciously pressed the defense button, Dongcheng Kuaiju quickly pressed the throwing skill with quick eyes and hands. button, Link grabbed the pink demon's neck with one hand, then threw it to the ground, with an elbow attack.

"Throwing skills break the defense! This is common sense!" The golden master, who was repulsed by a backhand at the beginning, began to panic, but Dongcheng Kuaiju, who had inexplicably gained an advantage, suddenly gained confidence.He immediately started throwing the bomb in his hand, but it didn't detonate. Instead, Kirby kicked him back and blew himself up. "Damn it! You are the loser!"

"Didn't you blow this up yourself?!" The golden master then discovered that the bomb could actually be kicked back. The mechanics of Super Smash Bros. are often intuitive but unexpected, so the two of them were I found my own joy in this kind of accident.

Although both of them are newbies, Super Smash Bros. is famous for having a low threshold. After a while, they became familiar with each other and started to exchange a wave of bastard punches.The reason why most people fall out of the ring is not because the opponent attacks too hard, but because their own actions are too bad and they accidentally fall off.

Even so, the two of them still felt the core happiness of the game - the happiness that can only be experienced when both of them are good at it.Dongcheng Kuaiju has also heard that the professional and high-player circles of Super Smash Bros. are quite complicated. Although the lower limit of this game is relatively high, its upper limit is also the level of the ceiling of fighting games, and it is even strict enough to activate based on frames. Some tips.

But if you play the game like that, only high-level players will find it interesting... At least for girls, it shouldn't be as exciting as playing with friends.

...Ah...I suddenly realized that those high-level players might have figured out this skill without any friends, and I felt a little sorry for them.Friends are the highest configuration of the game...

"Little Dongcheng?"

"Ok?"

"Why are you in a daze?" Takumi asked when he saw Xiao Dongcheng suddenly falling into a state of deep thought, shaking the handle mechanically, and there was no change even if his character died. "Already lost."

"Ah...oh!" Dongcheng Kuaiju realized that his character had fallen into an abyss and actually got distracted while playing the game. How much did he like to be in a daze?She scratched her head in embarrassment, "Sorry, I suddenly got distracted."

"You just came back from the hospital. Are you okay with your health?" Cartoon asked with concern. "If you feel tired, then let's stop playing here. Anyway, it's almost time to eat."

"Um...Sorry, Takumi."

"It's okay, I'll be very happy if you invite me to play games." Takumi waved his hand, "And this is also very interesting. I'll buy a game console when I have the chance."

"...Ah...this NS actually belongs to Xiaobei. She keeps it here so that she can play with it at any time. It is said that Xiaozuan will get angry if she sees it, so she left it with me." The girl explained, "Xiaozuan She only plays SEGA game consoles, even though SEGA hasn’t released a game console for a long time.”

"I see." Takumi nodded clearly, and then asked hesitantly. "Actually, I have a rather strange question... which may make you a little unhappy."

"You ask first." The girl said generously. "I won't answer if I'm not happy."

"What's it like in the debut match?" the golden master asked, "Are you excited?"

"...How to put it, I was actually very nervous at first because I'm not good at being looked at by so many people. I was even a little too nervous, but when I walked into the gate, I realized that it didn't really matter. Because it really After I walked onto the field, I had no time to be nervous, and then I just ran away until the end. There was just a small problem when I crossed the line. "

"Actually, no one cares very much about it -" the golden master comforted, "after all, you are already very powerful."

"But I care about it... If I were a little older, I wouldn't be able to win this way..." Dongcheng Kuaiju said without tears, "Why did I slip in the end..."

"Isn't it good? Although it is indeed a bit funny, it also brings you closer to everyone, right?" The golden master commented, "If you always look so powerful, many people will think that You must be a powerful person who doesn't even bother to talk to them, right? After you fell down, everyone became more friendly towards you?"

"Master, you are really good at comforting people..."

"hey-hey……"

"Actually, I'm not complimenting you..." The girl sighed, "Is that so? I'm not sure. I just feel that my perfect debut was spoiled by my fall. Ah, but there is an advantage. I escaped from the winner's stage, and it was only at the end that I remembered that I had never practiced dancing or singing at all."

"I'm quite looking forward to Xiaodongcheng's winner's stage. After all, you must look good in your singing uniform." The golden master expressed his expectations frankly, "And Xiaodongcheng, won't you also participate in competitions in the future? It would be better if you get used to this earlier."

"...Wuwuwu, stop talking, stop talking...I've already started to have nightmares." Dongcheng Kuaiju was already trembling. It would be better to kill himself if he was performing in public. "Why don't I retire today——"

"Ahahaha, if you retire now, you will only cause more trouble for yourself..." the golden master replied pertinently, "and retirement will also have a retirement stage."

“Don’t do this kind of thing ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

-

The words were divided into two parts. At this time, Lu Duo was in a very good mood.Dongcheng Kuaiju was discharged from the hospital soon, and there was no physical injury.Lu Duo, who has gradually regarded Dongcheng Kuaiju as his own son, is not in a generally good mood, and even hums a song while doing work.

"President, why do you look so happy?" Of course, the first one to discover this situation was the most reliable Empress Qigao among the students in the student union. Although she discovered it from the beginning, she still endured it until now. Then he asked. "Did something good happen?"

"Well, I feel like the long-awaited flower has finally bloomed." Lu Duo replied with a symbolic smile, "This kid from Dongcheng Kuaiju is indeed talented. My judgment was not wrong."

"Dongcheng Kuaiju... Oh, was he the kid who fell down when crossing the line? Crossing the line in that way is really impressive." Of course Qi Groo knows about Dongcheng Kuaiju, which has been in the limelight recently, but When she paid attention to this child, she discovered that this child was actually an exchange student at the University of Tokyo. It was not because she was ignorant, but because she had been busy with other things during this period, and she discovered it as soon as she returned to the student union. The student council president looked strange.

"Don't say this in front of that child, she must be very concerned about it." Lu Duo reminded symbolically, "She is a good child, but she is a little afraid of social interaction. After you say this, she will probably Shut yourself down."

"I won't say this in front of others, and does that kid come to the student union often?" Qi Cao asked.

"No, because of a certain person, let alone coming here often, I'm afraid she would walk around the student union whenever she sees it." Narita Shirito complained, "After all, the president's appearance at the beginning looked just like Oguri Hat When he was recruited, he was carved out of a template, and he wasn't as nervous as Oli Hat, so he was scared to death and didn't dare to come over."

"...I'm already reflecting on it." Lu Duo obviously knew about this, "But I have reconciled with Xiaodongcheng. She said she doesn't hate me."

"Is there a possibility that people just don't want to show this attitude in front of you? You should consider the pressure you bring to others. Otherwise, Xiaodongcheng would be too pitiful." Narita Shiraito responded, but it was just rude Duo Xiong's face turned dark as if he had been hit directly. "Also...I haven't come to the student union for the second time so far...Am I really that scary?"

"The president's pressure is really scary, but Xiaodongcheng probably just came to the student union because he had no reason. Or rather, ordinary students wouldn't come to the student union without making mistakes, right?" Marushanski tried to smooth things over, "But Rudolf, it’s necessary for you to reflect a little bit.”

"Wait a minute, am I the only one here who hasn't met Dongcheng Kuaiju himself?" Qi Nao felt that he was being squeezed out, "Why do everyone look so familiar to each other?"

"I just happened to come here when the air tank was not around. Don't worry, don't worry~" Maruzhanski said with a smile, "How about we find a chance to call Xiaodongcheng over and have a look? Just because we care about her physical condition? "

"If you have just recovered from a serious illness, don't bother others, right?" Shiraki Narita, probably the most conscientious person in the student union, raised an objection. "If anyone in the student union is scared, Miss Star King will directly raid the student union."

"That's right...Miss Star King likes Little Dongcheng very much." Maruzhanski felt that it was right, so he sighed.

"Miss Xingwang, is it possible that the child lives in Ma Niangzhuang?" Qi Nao also realized the seriousness of the problem, "To be assigned to Ma Niangzhuang, is it possible that he is also a problem child?"

"...Well, it's not so much a problem child."

"It would be better to say that it is excessive social fear..."

Both Maruzensky and Narita Shiruhito have had close contact with Tojo Kuaiju. The other party's serious social fear is really impressive, but I don't know if it is because the social fear is too much, but she can actually get along with the weird people in Ma Niangzhuang. That's right, this is unexpected.

"Forget it, I'm going to Ma Niangzhuang today to inspect anyway, and I might be able to see her too—" Qigong sighed, thinking that he wouldn't be able to get any important information from the people in the student union. So I decided to take action myself. "If she is a good child, I think it is better to let her leave Ma Niangzhuang this morning, otherwise it will be over if she is affected by the Golden Ship, Ali Suzi or the Manchester City Tea House."

"The president has already done this..." Narita Shiruhito sighed, "but he was rejected sternly, but the president himself seemed quite happy."

"Being able to find one's partners anywhere is also the basic quality of a good horse racing girl." Lu Duo explained symbolically, "I think it's pretty good at Horse Racing Village. At least those people are weird, but they are extremely loyal partners. Woolen cloth."

"Hey, why haven't I been here for a few days? I feel like you all think so highly of that kid..." Qi Groove really felt the strange atmosphere. Who is Dongcheng Kuaiju? All coaxed into this.Especially the president, as soon as he mentioned Dongcheng Kuaiju, he started laughing stupidly, and he didn't even say any cold jokes.

These things made Qi Tong's curiosity about Dongcheng Kuaiju rise rapidly——

"It seems that we must go to Ma Niangzhuang today -"

Chapter 27·Tian Jiangzi and Dongcheng Kuaiju

Because Dongcheng Kuaiju was discharged from the hospital, senior Sakura Star King once again showed off his cooking skills and helped Dongcheng Kuaiju return to Ma Niangzhuang to cleanse himself from the dust.The atmosphere was pretty good, but Dongcheng Kuaiju was always worried about one thing, so he couldn't be happy.

——I have already started a comic series——

Although I was injured and was forced to quit the series, I still did it.The Internet doesn’t believe in tears. I guess it’s already trending on Twitter now, right?If he quit the series without asking for leave at all, if he put it in his own world, his mother might not be able to save it——

Wait a minute, Dongcheng Kuaiju's mother is no longer here.That's okay...if you are the only one with the household registration, your defense power is infinite.The girl had begun to comfort herself, but this joke seemed to be impolite to the original owner of her body, so the girl once again regretted what she had done in her heart.

But you always have to face it. After eating, the girl was alone and mentally prepared, and opened her Twitter.

You have 999+ messages that have not been read...

boom!

The lid of the laptop was slapped shut, and the girl who originally thought she was in peace was sweating profusely, as if she had seen the end of the world.She didn't expect that she would attract so many comments after just one serialization. If she had read them all, her heart would have died!

Ahh...kill me...kill me...

The girl grabbed the ground with her head and stopped until her forehead was red.Her whole body was shaking, like a fish about to drown. Although generally speaking, fish don't drown - but the girl felt like she was suffocated, overwhelmed by the huge amount of information, as if she was being pierced by a million salted fish. The pain gradually rose from my heart.

...Otherwise, just quit the Internet cafe...disappear in obscurity...and then find a time to post an obituary or something...Yes, yes, it would be very strange for a guy like Urobuchi to suddenly die under the knife of some woman. Is that normal?And it's normal to occasionally receive some blades and the like... In this case, it's normal to die suddenly, right?Just write that the woman who had been trashed came to the door with a watermelon knife and chopped Xu Yuancheng into minced meat.

Hahaha, this ending is quite punk - rather, it is exactly what a popular person should have, and he should explode after recharging!evaporation!freeze!overload!Elemental reaction!

Ah...no, I've started to get sick again...

She realized that she was entering a state of negative energy again, and she clearly promised Xiao Diamond that she would never do such a thing again.But deep down in this dark mode, I can't think of any positive response at all. How about saying that if I were a reader, I would probably be able to say a few yygqs, right?

Hehe, who knows that I am a dark Anti-Piece. When I see other people’s happiness, I will be so jealous that I can’t help myself. I think about getting something for nothing anytime and anywhere. I will only put in the effort when I really can’t do it. This is indeed my way of thinking!It would be better to say that the normal appearance is already very positive!

There is no sin in cheating... It's just that it's too easy for a dark person like me to become like this... There's no point in being jealous of others. Anyway, I can't make a fool of myself in front of them.He is completely a guy who only dares to speak ill of others in his heart.

Yea!

The girl slapped her face hard, leaving a red mark on her face.

No...you have to try to face it no matter what.Otherwise, I will really disappear into obscurity!

bring it on! Anti!Little Heizi!Miss Dongcheng Kuaiju is here!

Dongcheng Kuaiju turned on the computer again and clicked on 999+ unread messages with trembling hands.

【Little Tiansheng is so cute! 】

Eh?

[Can Tianjiangzi still maintain an optimistic attitude even under such unlucky circumstances? 】

optimism? !Is there something wrong with your eyes? ?

【what to do?My love for Tian Jiangzi has gradually surpassed that of the eldest lady. 】

Are the eyes of this person and the person above both from Interstellar Wholesale? !The eldest lady is perfect!

[Teacher Urobuchi Makoto’s updates are ahead of schedule this time, and there are still a lot of updates. I’m so happy. 】