Anecdotes about Ma Niang in East China

Um?Has the Twitter you follow been updated?

The girl took out her mobile phone. The mobile phone that could be held with one hand originally required two hands to hold it after it shrank. The girl skilfully scrolled through the meaningless notifications, and finally stopped under a photo.The sender is really smart, and the content of the tweet is about part-time work——

[I found new friends at my part-time job——]

It's great, you can find new friends wherever you go.And it’s still a maid outfit. This kind of store must be very popular now, right?Hehe, in fact, most of the people who go to these stores are nerds, which means they are opened for people like me.For this kind of current depositor, it must be very troublesome to entertain people like myself...

But if Diamond were to wear a maid outfit, I would probably go there several times... After all, Diamond wouldn't care about my disgusting points, my occasional excessive self-esteem, or even my behavior like a parasite sometimes. She would be forgiven. Wow, Xiao Zuan is really an angel...

In fact, Xiaobei must look good in a maid outfit. Two of her friends are both top beautiful girls in the world.It's better to say that there's nothing ugly about Ma Niang...well, except for the slovenly one like herself.But even I might be popular if I modify it a little bit...

[I found new friends at my part-time job...]

"I really want new friends...friends...part-time job...friends...part-time job..."

The girl muttered, and then gradually equated it with going to work to get new friends, but even if it was to go to work... No, what kind of job would I be doing in society?It would be fine if it was a kitchen job like Miss Ten O'clock, but if I go back now, Miss Ten O'clock will definitely regard me as giving up!

But...friends...seem to want friends...

Dongcheng Kuaiju was lying on the bed, rolling, screaming, and squirming like some strange species.

Ding-dong-

"No way, a new tweet is updated so soon?! Isn't there any bottleneck for people to recharge now?!" As a Twitter loser who couldn't hold back a few words on Twitter for several days, she was envious of the real-name system.Although she would only be hurt when she saw Xianzhong's tweet, she couldn't help but click on it.

After all, when you see the current life, there is always a sense of participation in it...

Ahaha, it’s almost like I just recharged now.It’s really amazing. I——In this case, isn’t the current depositor just my tool? !It’s time to think about the troublesome social interaction, but I am a high-end predator and only need to eat the most nutritious parts!That's right!The current chargers are just a group of porters!Only readers like me can truly enjoy the happiness without the bitterness of social interaction!

This is the highest form of social interaction!That’s absolutely true!

Hehe, I'm so awesome...

[My first time making a strawberry sundae by hand, I got permission from the shop owner to take a photo! 】

I really want to eat it... Whether it's strawberries or sundaes, they are Dongcheng Kuaiju's favorite things to eat.The combination of the two is completely the crit girl's preference.It’s just that going to the maid shop is out of the question, so that’s it…it would be nice if we could get takeout.But how could there be a maid shop...

Really?

The tweet sent by Zhen Ji Ling did include a delivery phone number at the bottom. Can this kind of thing be delivered now?And the strawberry sundae… the strawberry sundae…

The girl gritted her teeth, clicked on the website, and then placed an order on the official website's APP——

But five thousand yen... is a bit expensive.Is this where the maid shop makes money?I'm so envious. If I get rich in the future, I will definitely open a maid shop.It is simply a very profitable business, and printing money is not done in this way.But just by spending this little money, you can get the tip of the iceberg of the sunshine of social life...could it be quite a bargain?

Hehe...strawberry sundae.The girl put down her phone and prepared to wait for the delivery boy to come to her door.Although this maid shop has takeout service, it is limited to this area, which means that this shop is not far from here.It should arrive soon.Although it cost a lot of money, Dongcheng Kuaiju always had the illusion that it was worth the money.

Maybe this is why influencer products make money - before the sundae comes, draw something first.As one of the self-cultivations of a person in the Academy of Fine Arts, you can start sketching practice anytime and anywhere.Although occasionally I forget the time because I am too addicted, but it is the best way to pass the time.

When the girl drew the seventh picture, the doorbell finally rang. The girl put down the board in her hand, and then she remembered why she started sketching.He hurried downstairs and came to the door, prepared his expression in advance, and finally opened the door.

"Ah, this is a maid-only delivery. Are you Miss Dongcheng...eh?"

"Eh?"

Dongcheng Kuaiju raised his head and wondered why the delivery person was a maid, and also a horse girl.And he looks so similar to the blogger he follows?Maid delivery?Maid...special delivery?ah!Is that takeout actually sold by a maid? !No wonder it costs [-] yen!

"Ah, so cute! Are you Miss Dongcheng?! How old are you? Seven? Or ten?" Zhen Ji Ling saw that her guest was actually a white-haired horse girl wearing loose clothes that did not reach her waist. The moment the cub was born, the brilliance of stars shone in his eyes. "Did you order by yourself? It's amazing that you can order by yourself. Oh, by the way, the sundae is quite big. Can you carry it up by yourself?"

"...Eh...Eh?!" Dongcheng Kuaiju lost his ability to speak because he was too shocked!The originally safe network distance has been shortened in such a short period of time. Is this the effect of instant charging? !It can actually travel directly in front of me and cause real harm to me!

"Eh? Are you scared? It doesn't matter. Sister, I'm a good person. I'm not the kind of person who abducts children. Look, this takeout box is already big. I'll help you deliver it. Come in?" Zhen Ji Ling looked at the girl's wary look and thought she had scared the other person. She had no idea that such a level of contact would only lead to one-sided fear of social fear. "Speaking of which, what about your adults? Is it possible that Chengdu has gone to work?"

"...Ah...Ah..." No more, why can he be so gentle to children? Does this current king really have no weaknesses?It’s actually a perfect creature!You were careless, I should have known better than to order this strawberry sundae!Ah, breathing...breathing is stopping.

"Are you okay? You look very bad. Are you sick? Do you need me to take you to the hospital?" Zhen Ji Ling asked anxiously as she watched the girl's face gradually turn purple.I don’t know at all that it was because the girl was suffocated by fright.

Phew...almost...almost died...so terrifying.

The aura of real cleverness is simply fatal to a real dark home dweller like a girl, especially for a girl.

"That... I'm the only one... and I'm fine... thank you." The girl silently moved her gaze away, not daring to look directly at the brilliance of the sun to avoid burning her eyes. "Well, just deliver it to me. Then I can do it myself..."

"Don't be polite to me. If there are no adults at home, you will definitely feel scared. I understand."

——You don’t understand!The most dangerous thing to me here now is you!

"It's so cute. Can I take a photo of you? It won't be sent out, it's just a photo taken."

Of course not!Don’t do this kind of thing!

Although this is said, the community may not have any choice in front of cash deposits.So the girl took a photo with Zhen Ji Ling with a dull look on her face, although she said she would not post it on social media.But girls will never believe bloggers who live on SNS and Twitter.

"Okay, okay, I have some more lovely collections... Ah, by the way, Miss Dongcheng, let me help you bring the things in first -"

"There's no need to bother about that... It's better to say that I'm already frightened."

"No trouble, no trouble -" Zhen Ji Ling walked into Ma Niangzhuang like this. When she passed by Dongcheng Kuai Ju wearing a maid outfit, the girl could even smell the perfume on her body.Does the current recharge actually taste that good? !Dongcheng Kuaiju was shocked in his heart.

If it were her, she would probably knock on the door and run away, let alone come into contact with the customer, she would not be able to look directly at him.How could a maid walk into a guest's house like this!Aren't you afraid that the guest will be a shady and shady person who will drag you into the room and do unspeakable things?

Dongcheng Kuaiju, who has played a lot of butter, will inevitably start to associate it, but if you think about it carefully, this kind of character will definitely not be able to beat the horse girl herself.So I just think too much.

"Why is this place so messy?" Zhen Ji Ling saw the mess in the living room. The situation here was actually caused by the two seniors Aili Soko and Manchester City Tea House when they arrested him, because the latter two people were taken to class. , so it hasn’t been cleaned up now. It looks like a domestic violence scene...

"...Home...conflicts among people in the family..."

The girl didn't lie, she just simplified it a little bit.

"...Eh, Xiaodongcheng, are you in this kind of environment...Eh!?" Before Zhenji Ling could finish her words, she saw crimson liquid starting to appear on the wall, which made her tremble with fright. "What the hell is this?!"

"...Ah...it happens occasionally, it's okay." Usually it's a prank caused by a resentful spirit. Because he knows that the teahouse lady will be angry, he only does it occasionally, and it's not destructive. "This is often the case at home..."

"What is your living environment in Xiaodongcheng..." Zhenjiling was already a little worried. Ever since he walked in, the atmosphere of this house felt wrong, especially the temperature. The temperature here was at least lower than the outside. The temperature is above three or four degrees, and most of the windows have curtains drawn, making it quite dark inside. "Is this really okay?"

"……is that OK?"

"Anyway, the kitchen is here, right..." Zhenji Ling opened the door to the kitchen. Only this place looks very clean because Miss Xingwang cleans it every day.She breathed a sigh of relief, "Xiaodongcheng, the atmosphere in your home is really scary... Are you really the only one here now?"

"Right now..." The girl nodded, "Everyone is not here..."

"Eh? What do you mean, it's a bit scary..."

clap clap-

Zhen Ji Ling's ears twitched, and she clearly heard the sound of bare feet running from the corridor on the second floor.And the sound of the ball!

"Hey?! What's the sound?"

Dongcheng Kuaiju looked at the ceiling. This kind of sound was actually very common. It was mainly because the seniors from the Manchester Tea House were not here, so these resentful spirits would come out to show off.As long as it doesn't hurt anyone, it's not a big problem, but it may be a bit scary to outsiders.So the girl planned to appease the real wit who was obviously a little reactive to the country.

"It's just the sound coming from the aging pipelines. Don't worry, I'm really the only one here."

"Yes...yes..." Zhen Ji Ling took a deep breath, "Ah, there is so much that I feel like you can't finish it by yourself. Why don't you put it in the refrigerator first and wait for the adults to eat together?"

"Okay." Dongcheng Kuaiju nodded, thinking that it would be more appropriate to wait until he gets bigger before eating.After receiving Dongcheng Kuaiju's approval, Zhenjiling opened the double-door refrigerator, and then the next second, she froze.There were several rows of test tubes in the refrigerator, and among the test tubes there was a weird clay sculpture with a weird shape and bright red tears streaming from its eyes. When it appeared in the refrigerator, it was no different from a grimace.

Zhenjiling slammed the refrigerator shut - she felt that she must have opened it the wrong way.

"What's wrong?" Dongcheng Kuaiju, who didn't see the picture in the refrigerator because of his height, asked in confusion.

"Ah... haha... nothing, nothing... I just saw something that I shouldn't see in the world. Probably..."

"Ok?"

Chapter 32·Dongcheng Qiong! Make a grand debut!

Although he didn't know what Zhen Ji Ling saw, Dongcheng Kuaiju honestly guessed that there must be something in the refrigerator that would make people's blood pressure soar.As for the prisoner, it was either Aili Suzi or Golden Boat. These two people basically undertook all the weird things in Ma Niangzhuang, and the rest was done by the Miss Manchester Tea House.

What should I do? After coming to Ma Niangzhuang, I have become accustomed to strange things happening in the house from time to time.Presumably even the relatively normal Ali Digital and Gold Master are almost used to it.However, considering that Miss Wang Zhenji Ling is not familiar with this place, it is normal to be scared.

At the girl's suggestion, Zhenjiling still put Christmas on the table in the restaurant.Although she was suppressed speechless by the opponent's force field when she first saw her, the girl didn't know if it was because she had experienced a trial by a certain Narita Daishin. Her adaptability has improved a little, and when Zhen Ji Ling was about to leave, she still ran to see him off.

It's just that Zhen Ling is in a different mood. Although Miss Dongcheng is indeed cute, this house has left a serious psychological shadow on her.At least the scary clay head of blood and tears in the refrigerator can really appear in the nightmare at night without any sense of violation.Especially since Zhenjiling went to watch a horror movie called "The Grudge" a few days ago, her inner panic is probably the same as that of the innocent passer-by who entered Kayako's sister's house in the movie.

After leaving Ma Niangzhuang as if running away, Zhen Ji Ling still had lingering fears.I guess I will have nightmares tonight——

And Dongcheng Kuaiju——

"The strawberry sundae is really delicious..." She enjoyed the [-] yen strawberry sundae with a look of enjoyment. Of course, most of the [-] yen came from service fees and labor costs. However, the quality of the desserts is not inferior at all. For Dongcheng Kuaiju, who likes strawberries and sundaes very much, this sweet and sour taste is really hard to resist.

In her previous life, although she liked to eat ice cream or sundaes, due to lactose intolerance, she almost always had diarrhea after eating. However, after becoming a horse racing girl, she no longer had this problem.She can eat strawberry sundae, a food that was originally out of her reach - but forget about milk, soy milk is good.

Thinking about it carefully, since I almost got hit by a car when I went out in the morning, I seem to have encountered all kinds of bad luck.For example, being fed drugs, being scared to tears by the angry lady, or suddenly being jumped in the face by the fake king, etc.What kind of sin did she commit today... While lamenting her bad luck, the girl finished the strawberry sundae one bite at a time.

Ma Niangzhuang is now deserted, and the happiness that she spent [-] yen on has quickly disappeared. The girl suddenly realizes that she may be a little lonely——

Although she likes to be alone, she can feel lonely when she is suddenly alone in a place that has always been busy.There is no conflict in feeling lonely if you like to be alone. The girl is not a person who enjoys being alone. On the contrary, she is looking forward to attracting attention from others, but she does not dare to take the initiative. Instead, she is extremely passive and waits for others to approach her.

The girl knows that this is wrong, and it is unrealistic to always expect others to approach her.But if you could change yourself if you knew the truth, there wouldn't be so many troubled people in the world.Knowing the truth is one thing, but actually doing it is another.

Lying on the dining table, Dongcheng Kuaiju waited for the passage of time.The afternoon sun shone in through the bed curtains that Zhenji Ling had just opened, while Dongcheng Kuaiju hid in the shadows and stretched out his hand to the reflected light.As a result, it stopped just where it was about to touch.

Forget it...take your time...

Dongcheng Kuaiju stood up, planning to take a bath first, and then return to his den to start sketching again.This kind of life rhythm is my most daily life, and it is also my favorite way of life. It is unrealistic to become a top-notch person in an instant. Just do what you can do well first.

The girl hummed and dug out her old clothes, then walked into the bathroom.In fact, she should have taken a shower long ago. After all, she had not taken a shower at all after her morning exercise. After all, it seemed that she had not eaten anything except a sundae today.My belly is already hungry, but it’s already three o’clock in the afternoon, so I might as well wait for Miss Star King to come back and cook.

Taking off his loose T-shirt and turning on the shower head, Dongcheng Kuaiju began to scrub his body, lather himself, and then rinse it off with hot water.Then he washed his long hair - this was more difficult. After rubbing a lot of foam on his hair, Dongcheng Kuaiju heard the sound of the door being opened.

Has anyone come back?

Dongcheng Kuaiju thought to herself, but she was still washing her hair and couldn't open her eyes.But she soon lost her composure because she heard the sound of the bathroom door being opened.The bathroom and bathroom in Ma Niangzhuang are connected together, and the bathroom and bathroom are only separated by a frosted glass door. Although the other party may just come in to get something, Dongcheng Kuaiju is still a little panicked.

"Well... there's someone in the bathroom!" She reminded the other party, but it was better not to remind the other party. The other party seemed to hear something was wrong in the girl's voice.He responded: "Who are you? There should be no children in Ma Niangzhuang, right?"

The person who came in was Ali Digital. She left early today because of excessive nosebleeds.However, as a senior DD, she would never give up because of such a small setback. The reason why she came back was actually just worried that Dongcheng Kuaiju, the only one left in Ma Niangzhuang, would be lonely, but she definitely did not want to be with Dongcheng Kuaiju. Post it!

My heart and actions are as clear as a clear mirror, everything I do is DD!

"..." Dongcheng Kuaiju realized that her voice had changed. This opening was like a self-destruction. She began to hate that her Ogura Yui's voice was too recognizable.But there should be a chance for salvation now!So she continued. "I...I...I am Miss Dongcheng Kuaiju's sister! Come here and borrow the bathroom! Sister...sister, she is out!"

"Miss Dongcheng Kuaiju's sister?" Ali Digital was stunned. She had never heard of Miss Dongcheng Kuaiju having a younger sister.However, the other party had no reason to deceive her, so Ellie nodded clearly. "That's it. I'm going out first. If you have any questions, remember to call me."

"Yeah, yeah!" Dongcheng Kuaiju nodded repeatedly, "I can handle it myself! Sister said it!"

——Ahhhhh, I don’t want to reveal that I am Dongcheng Kuaiju himself!

Dongcheng Kuaiju was wailing in his heart, why did Ali Digital come back early?This is too coincidental. Is this the so-called one-day bad luck buff?Obviously there is still about an hour before he can almost change back.As a result, Ali Digital is back at this time...

Although I temporarily excused myself as Dongcheng Kuaiju's younger sister, I thought highly of myself if I wanted to play this role.After all, why should I blurt out that she is my sister?What can I do if I just say that I am Dongcheng Kuaiju?Sometimes I really feel desperate for what I haven’t thought through!

But...if it were from my younger sister's point of view, maybe I could ask Digital Miss Ellie what her impression was of me?

If you think about it carefully, this seems to be a rare opportunity.After all, there are very few opportunities to directly ask about your impressions like this!Although Digital Miss Ellie is also a weirdo, she often gets nosebleeds and bursts into tears, but I have seen Dongcheng Kuaiju in school. She communicates with a group of people enthusiastically!

She - without a doubt!It’s also rechargeable!

Yes, as long as you ask the other person how to socialize with others as a sister, it seems to be a good way!Much better than revealing that I am a total sociopath.Then if you slightly change yourself based on the other person's evaluation of yourself, you might be able to blend into Miss Digital Ellie's circle.

Isn’t this just one step to step into the world of cash deposits? ?As expected of me!

That's right, hey, it's so simple to be able to deposit now. Why didn't I think of it at the beginning? ?In the form of Dongcheng Kuaiju’s sister!But since you are going to disguise yourself as a younger sister, your personality must also change, right?In other words, to become a...a...

Wait a minute, what exactly is this creature like sister?

According to general rationality, creatures like sisters are basically divided into this group in comics. They are either very annoying or very virtuous. Occasionally, some smart and scary ones will appear. But when it comes to sister attributes, there is definitely no way. Avoid a certain god—

I see!Just use this method!

Dongcheng Kuaiju quickly cleaned up his body, then dried his body at the speed of light and put on his old clothes.Although it is still a bit wide, at least it is not as ill-fitting as before.I looked at myself in the mirror. My long white hair had just been washed and blow-dried. Although my bangs were a bit longer, they only needed to be slightly treated with hairpins.

After taking a shower, his skin was slightly rosier than before. After becoming smaller, his sight seemed less scary.Yes, because my face is smaller, my eyes look a lot more energetic.

It feels--it feels okay--

The girl thought seriously, although she had not felt anything before.But isn’t he actually a beautiful woman?

good!Just use this momentum to ask Ms. Digital Ali for her secrets on cash withdrawals!This kind of self will definitely get out of autism!Then reach the peak of life!Have a lot of friends!Even millions of friends! ?

——Well, millions is definitely impossible.

click-

When the bathroom door was pushed open, Ali Digital's ears immediately stood up.She is very interested in this mysterious sister of Dongcheng Kuaiju.After all, my sister is already such a beautiful person. For Ellie Digital, her sister attributes + horse girl attributes + beautiful sister, this expectation is completely fulfilled.

"Do you feel comfortable washing? Dongcheng sister-chan~"

"Sister Dongcheng..." Dongcheng Kuaiju was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he was talking about himself. "Ah, actually my name is... my name is..."

——It’s over, I forgot to name my sister! ?

"East... east... east city dome."

"Miss Dongcheng Qiong? I understand. From now on, I'll call you Qiong~" Digital Ali had no doubt at all. To be honest, the girl started to feel guilty.